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BusinessRe: Elon Musk Emerges As The Highest Loser Amongst American Billionaires In 2022 by aulaka: 1:28pm On Jan 01, 2023
Black man and hatred na 5n6....

And this is why you may remain poor till eternity.
PoliticsRe: Obi Beats Tinubu, Atiku In New Physical Poll Ahead Of 2023 Election by aulaka: 10:58pm On Dec 18, 2022
This is poll by SE social media boys.

No reliability index not validity...
PoliticsRe: Weird MC Pictured With Peter Obi In Manchester by aulaka: 3:40pm On Oct 10, 2022
Weird with a sagging chest.
CultureRe: Ooni Of Ife Set To Marry Two More Wives This October, Meet His New Brides by aulaka: 8:06pm On Oct 07, 2022
This man get enough sperm o
EducationRe: Who Is That Teacher, Whenever He Stands Like This, You Start Running? (Picture) by aulaka: 7:37pm On Sep 25, 2022
Uncle Muhammad Buhari...


Whenever he stands at assembly as shouts from TOP to BOTTOM grin..
PoliticsRe: 2023: Major Contenders For Senate Presidency IF Peter Obi Wins by aulaka: 11:06pm On Sep 21, 2022
I can see that the author of this rubbish is from Ekiti. undecided
CrimeRe: Nigerian Wanted By FBI For Defrauding New York State Of More Than $30 Million by aulaka: 10:28pm On Sep 10, 2022
621 years in prison?

Would American be in existence by then?
FamilyRe: I Lost My Wife (a Nairalander) by aulaka: 11:35am On Sep 02, 2022
Ehya.. is she a nairalander?

LOVEGINO:
My Her gentle soul rest in perfect peace cry
PoliticsRe: We Need To See Photos Of Peter Obi Commissioning Projects Between 2006 To 2014. by aulaka: 11:31am On Sep 02, 2022
Photoshop

MyRentic:
Yea. This is how Peter Obi commissions projects.
CrimeRe: Three Wedding Guests Missing In Imo (Photos) by aulaka: 4:33pm On Sep 01, 2022
After eating all the wedding rice, I hope the is not eating them all embarassed
RomanceRe: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend At Onitsha Peter Obi Supporters' Rally (Video) by aulaka: 8:33pm On Aug 29, 2022
You people want to carry our money do marriage? sad Since PMB no gree allow una.. God will continue to expose you guys

TMSMedia:
https://igberetvnews.com/1427181/man-proposes-marriage-girlfriend-peter-obis-supporters-rally-onitsha-photo-video/
RomanceRe: Pregnant Sidechick Crashes Her Boyfriend's Wedding (Photos, Video) by aulaka: 8:20pm On Aug 29, 2022
Bad belle people grin grin
Na our ribs they waste like this o

candidladyTemp:
sad


When Itell em ladies that this gender with withered/rusty stick/rod between their legs got nothing to offer undecided

What a waste of clay God
PoliticsRe: The IBB Avenue Flood Control Project In Akwa Ibom Is Ready (Photos) by aulaka: 7:53pm On Aug 29, 2022
Lamasta:
Why IBB huh
Because he's greater than all your clan
EducationRe: Girl Picked From The Slum Of Makoko To A School In Abuja At N1M Fee Annually by aulaka: 3:51pm On Aug 04, 2022
Is better for him to let her ripe than another idiot come reap where him no sow....

Saw this on Twitter. She was really happy.
Hope this baba is not waiting for her to ripe?
EducationRe: Saratu Garba: 11-Year-Old Kano Maths Genius Gets World Bank-Assisted Scholarship by aulaka: 3:32pm On Aug 04, 2022
I'm an Almajiri, s proud one for that matter sef,. To this Marry this girl they hungry me,.. I need her as second wife, I want to cross breed her math gene with my Biology gene.

Ladygbola:
When will they marry her out because that's what the Northerns are good at. They hardly add anything reasonable to the economy other than their large number and high libido that produces irresponsible children.
This maths genius should be cross examined because nothing good comes from the North other than Almajiri's.
Maybe her score was based on the quota system......God may we not be deceived.....
BusinessRe: Elon Musk Had An Affair With Sergey Brin's Wife, Nicole Shanahan by aulaka: 11:53pm On Jul 24, 2022
PoliticsRe: You Are Campaigning For Tinubu - Deji Adeyanju On Muslim-Muslim Ticket by aulaka: 10:07pm On Jul 22, 2022
The fear of Arewa is the beginning of your political wisdom in Naija

wwwihy:
Deji Adeyanju

https://twitter.com/adeyanjudeji/status/1550148931836940291
PoliticsRe: Asa Sings 'Fire On The Mountain' In Front Of Buhari At NNPC Relaunch by aulaka: 8:32pm On Jul 19, 2022
This her flat chest sef
HealthRe: Why Do Some People Go About Without Bathing After Sex? by aulaka: 6:18pm On Jul 18, 2022
Seems you tends to be living in next generation, we are yet to start production via laboratory.

40fy:



**Don't be jumpin' into conclusions, man!!!
**I'm a product of a laboratory experimentation!!!
**Scientists made me, not sperm and eggs!!!


PoliticsRe: Muslim Faithfuls Worship With Christians At ECWA Church In Abuja by aulaka: 12:03pm On Jul 18, 2022
Your words are too inimical and pathetic, must you mention Muslim/Muslim ticket, what is wrong with it? If truly we are all one..

However, you keep mute on Osun state, a Muslim dominant Yoruba state where christian/christian ticket just won a Gubernatorial election...

SpecialAdviser:
Very good one from our Muslim brothers.

Its politicians that use us against each other for their selfish gains. We become pawns in their game of chess.

I pray they all come out to show solidarity against the evil plan of Muslim Muslim ticket.

Let all of us be Obidient and jointly reject notable two notorious criminals in the history of our nation. We cannot trade our lives of 4 years with their vote buying anymore.

When can we have our kids finish school at the right time like their mates all over the world?

When can we tell our children the a past story of our leaders sending their children to school abroad?

When can we tell them a past story of how our leaders were going on medical vacation abroad.

When can we tell them how Boko Haram and other criminal gangs could not allow anyone travel freely on the highway?

When can we tell them past stories of police brutality?

When can we tell them past stories of youths taking into YAHOO as only means of survival?

When can we tell them stories of how our girls freely gave themselves in sex slavery in Libya?

When can we tell them of how Nigeria was never dreaming of hosting major events?

When can we tell them how ridiculous Nigeria football league use to be?

When can we tell them how disunited Nigerians were with so many people constantly wishing to leave a united Nigeria?

When? Just when? The wicked ruling elites do not want this. They keep on crafting all manner of deception to derail the movement. We don't have structure? We are this, we are that. 2023 insha Allah, the battle line has been drawn. God is surely on our side as youths. We will shock them.
HealthRe: Why Do Some People Go About Without Bathing After Sex? by aulaka: 10:30pm On Jul 17, 2022
Na sex Dem take born you through

40fy:



**Y'all hafta stop talkin' sex!!
**Matter of fact, I hate sex!! embarassed embarassed


CrimeRe: Inside Bauchi’s Underage Prostitution Ring (pics) by aulaka: 10:20pm On Jul 17, 2022
Who be this oyinbo cartoon
RevolverOcelot:
This world is a den of iniquity
EducationRe: FG Committee Recommends ₦ 2 Millions Monthly Pay For Professors by aulaka: 9:15am On Jul 15, 2022
We have mad humans everywhere

socialmediaman:
The average salary of a college professor in America is about N4 million naira monthly plus or minus (using N500 to $1)

The average cost of a 2 bedroom apartment in America is about N7 million annually, while the average cost in Nigeria (Lagos mainland) is about N700,000 annually

So based on this very simple comparison, why does a college professor in Nigeria want to earn half the salary of an American college professor when his expenses and standard of living are over 10x less?
PoliticsRe: Atiku Promises To Hold Reconciliatory Physical Meeting With Wike by aulaka: 6:28pm On Jul 14, 2022
alsudan:
Says a serial contestant and serial decampee

Wike and Atiku destroying PDP, while Agbado Druggie and his Bokoharam VP is destroying APC.

Everything is working for the good of Nigerians and Incoming President Peter Obi.

PoliticsRe: 2023: I Prefer Younger Running Mate With Fresh Ideas - Peter Obi by aulaka: 4:33pm On Jul 07, 2022
See this stingy old man demanding for a younger running mate to corrupt his mind ..
PoliticsRe: Orderly Dies As Innocent Barikor Escapes Assassination In Port Harcourt, Rivers by aulaka: 4:03pm On Jul 07, 2022
WIKE
TravelRe: Canada Releases Damning Report On Nigeria, Issues Travel Advisory To Citizens by aulaka: 6:54pm On Jul 01, 2022
Useless people, what of North Central

politicoNG:
https://travel.gc.ca/destinations/nigeria
HealthRe: Help: What Food Can Help Me Regain Back My Strength? by aulaka: 12:25am On Jun 30, 2022
Stop stressing your self, Obi can never president in Nigeria. The 15% votes requirements from every state, Pandora can't get that in our Arewa
donjazet:
Vote Peter Obi and you will have enough food to find more strength. cheesy

Meanwhile read this picture below and look at my former posts, let's uncover this devilish plot released upon Nigerians.
NYSCRe: Burial Photos Of Corper Who Drowned In Bayelsa Boat Accident; Friends Mourn by aulaka: 3:08pm On Jun 25, 2022
See as grave big like suck away
post=114112904:
See The Previous Thread As Posted By - https://www.nairaland.com/7186252/boat-capsizes-bayelsa-pregnant-woman

"Your Mother's Burial Is This Weekend" - Friend, Family Members Mourn Corps Member Who Drowned In Bayelsa Boat Accident As She Is Laid To Rest (Video)

Friends, Colleagues And Family Members are mourning Chinwendu Immaculate Alago, the Corps member who drowned in last Saturday’s boat mishap in Bayelsa State, Reports.

It Was Gathered By , that the boat accident, which occurred at about 4:00 pm, was caused by bad weather, poor visibility and lack of life jackets for the passengers.

The corpses of Immaculate and that of a 70-year-old chief from Otuan, were found floating on Sunday night close to the scene of the incident.

The Deceased NYSC member was laid to rest in her hometown in Abia State on Thursday, June 23, Reports.

According to her cousin, Festus Emmanuel, Immaculate's mother who died recently will be laid to rest on Saturday, June 25.

"Alago Chinwendu Immaculate. Your mother's burial is this weekend. My first cousin. Your death still keep me in shock since morning. God knows the best. But this was not the arrangement and plans. Keep resting in the chest of our make," He Wrote As Sighted By Below:

"It was at this moment I believed all this whole story line. I was supposed to carry wines on your wedding day, but devil said no it should be your casket.

"I'm still in shock. After several years of suffering in the university nothing happened to you. But it was at the pic of the useful moment you left us all. Alago Chinwendu immaculate you never gave time for yourself but you gave and channeled your energy in academics. But today the story reversed. Go well my lovely sister"
PoliticsRe: Abdulsalam Abubakar Flown Abroad Over Ill-health by aulaka: 2:45pm On Jun 20, 2022
Likely you die before him.

MansoryMX:
RIP in advance
RomanceRe: Why Are Handsome Men Always Lonely? by aulaka: 6:48am On Jun 20, 2022
I'm the most handsome neanderthal within my contemporaries, I have won the award since nursery school.
Ayanwukoma:
because your not handsome

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