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RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Uses Fake Account To Chat Me On Facebook by Autobot05: 8:52am On Jan 19, 2023
defman1010:
My girlfriend uses fake account to chat me on Facebook

She even booked appointment with me for a sex session which I told her am not interested

That I have a girl friend that am ok with just that I like way she chat and vibe

Last week my girl came to spend weekend with me , when light came I had to help her plug her phone , and behold her Facebook was open and I checked the account my chats and everything she was the one

I just lost the love I had for instantly but I have to keep my cool ,

As it stands now I don't have any feelings for her again and I have told her we need to talk am planning to breakup with her I hope am not over reacting over this

I just feel like her moves were childish and stupid
One year old relationship and she still dey test me to see what ?
Chill bro .. first NA MAN YOU BE
Not like all these foolish boys wey the word "sex" dey turn their brain upside down . What she did wasnt bad in my opinion.


But why not play the game a lil bit .. yunno test her back wink
Now you've proved your loyalty... make her prove hers

If she also finds out and get pissed , you tell her she started it first. So she has no right to get angry cheesy

Game on cool
RomanceRe: What Should I Do, My Game Is Poor by Autobot05: 8:04pm On Jan 18, 2023
soundOsonic:
Hello my neggaz in the house o.
I get one small problem, I just need your advice my people.
So I have been chasing this girl for 2months online, I decided to take her on a date, the first date was just to meet physically.
Then I scheduled a second date, I didn't prepare to have seggzs but I find myself touching this babe, I persuaded her to come with me to book a room, after much persuasion she obliged.
To cut the long story short, I didn't perform to expectation, my dīck was not as rock hard as I want it, as I was going down on her she said something while she was mourning "you are not fvking me the way I want".
After the whole ordeal, I chatted her if she is interested in dating, she said No, that she have lots of work, I asked if it is the horrible seggz, she said No.
But deep down I know it is.
Guys in the house, how do I last up to an hour by maintaining a strong rock dīck.
Any supplements, or thing to take or any training or things to avoid.
Guys how do you plough for hours what's your secret?
Oya help me abeg, I am in tears.
I have planned and convinced her for rematch, even if I don't get to date her, let me atleast leave with a good reputation.
Repent from fornication sir
RomanceRe: Pls How Do I Help Her? by Autobot05: 7:54pm On Jan 18, 2023
They usually get pissed when you give them the same treatment they gave you wink
RomanceRe: Never Settle Two Couples Fighting/Arguing by Autobot05: 4:28pm On Jan 18, 2023
JackDaAlienz:
My brothers wife is pregnant. We all went out for a family friend thanksgiving last Sunday.
My bro meet one of his old ex in the event and both of them chat.
Apparently his wife know about her. So she became angry and started frowning face throughout the whole event.

After the event we car to go to his place and drop her so me and him can go watch Chelsea vs crystal place.
They started arguing inside the car
and I was even defending her and blaming my bro telling him that pregnant women get jealous easily.

Once we reach gate, she vex comot the car then started entering the house
I ran out the car and followed her.
Saw her just sitting in the parlour, then I approach her to make peace and forgive and forget.
As I put my hand to calm her
She pushed me and I almost fell
Before I could say a word she yelled I should shut up, then gave me the insult of my life.
This woman yabb me from head to toe.
I just see say she pregnant, I just stand up and left.
This is someone I was on her side defending her in the car during arguments with my bro.
Good for you
You sided her against your own bro even tho what your bro did wasnt bad

Just ignore her . Like she doesn't exist ( until she apologises) . Give the gifts to your bro

I hate taking insults from women tbh
Christianity EtcRe: Why Did God Forsake Jesus? by Autobot05: 3:49pm On Jan 18, 2023
AntiChristian:
In the Bible we read (in Matthew and Mark) of Jesus claiming God abandoned him on the cross:
About three in the afternoon Jesus cried out in a loud voice, “Eli, Eli, lema sabachthani?”
(which means “My God, my God, why have you abandoned me?”).

Matthew 27:46

At the ninth hour, Jesus cried out in a loud voice, "Eloi, Eloi, lema sabachthani?" which means, "My God, My God, why have You abandoned me?"Mark 15:34

But on the contrary, Jesus made a claim in John that God will never abandon him to himself since he does what please God.
"And the One who sent me is with me; he did not abandon me to myself, because I always do the things pleasing to him.”John 8:29

Does this mean Jesus did what displeased God hence he abandoned him?
He must have said that from the pain . Jesus was in a physical body like we humans .
If God had forsaken him .. he wouldn't have resurrected. Btw your moniker wink
RomanceRe: Help Me! I Think My Wife Is A Witch. by Autobot05: 3:41pm On Jan 18, 2023
But where is OP in the first place grin
God forgive me .. but hope it's not what I'm thinking ??
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can You Marry A Single Father? by Autobot05: 2:38pm On Jan 18, 2023
This thread is good for men that always make excuses for single mothers cool
RomanceRe: Advice Needed by Autobot05: 8:52am On Jan 18, 2023
Denoh68:
SECOND CORINTHIANS 7 SUMS IT UP SIR. THE UBELIEVING HUSBAND WOULD TAKE THE LIFE OF THE BELIEVING WIFE. DOES IT MAKE SENSE TO REMAIN IN SUCH MARRIAGE. I KNOW WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS ABOUT MARRIAGE SIR, I KNOW THERE ARE SENSIBLE NIGERIANS WHO CAN ADVICE ME, BUT SHOULD PEOPLE FEEL THEY DON'T HAVE ADVICE FOR ME, NO PROBLEMS.
Ok its actually 1st Corinthians 7 not 2nd Corinthians
Now read that 2nd Corinthians vs 39.

If she was a Christian why didn't those so called men of God advice her before she married the present husband? Why didn't she check the man she was marrying properly ??

How sure are you that those prophecies are true and those men are genuine men of God ? Yunno what will happen if that marriage goes sour ?? ... those MEN OF GOD will run away and leave you to face the problems

Now read
MATTHEW 19:9 .... LUKE 16:18

The bible says a man will leave his mother and father and find a wife .. take note the bible did not say God will find a wife for you or a pastor will find a wife for you. As for me I dont believe in these marriage prophecies or soulmate thing.
Stay blessed sir
FamilyRe: Husband Catches His Lingerie-clad Wife Waiting For 'date' In Hotel by Autobot05: 8:31am On Jan 18, 2023
Abfinest007:
There are two types of women
The one that fear God and the one God himself is afraid of



Nobody knows what the man went there maybe he was on a mission too .fear Nigeria women
1: God is God . Nobody poses a threat to him . He sees everything and is afraid of nothing

2: pay attention when reading . He found out his wife had an onlyfans page( porn page ) through his friend. Then he posed as another man( D rock ) and lured her to that hotel. She never knew twas her husband that lured her there . He was on a mission to catch her red handed. Gracias
RomanceRe: Advice Needed by Autobot05: 7:28am On Jan 18, 2023
Denoh68:
Hello nairalanders, I am a young minister, I met a lady about 8 months ago while we were still attending bible college here in Benin city.She was married but had to leave her husband because the man joined a cult and nearly used her and her baby girl for rituals, all thanks to God who saved them. Now there was a prophecy that I am her rightful husband but I am not financially stable. My people including my pastors are worried about my condition because they know I haven't got enough money to take care of her and myself now. I can't wait anymore, there isn't much time as I want to get married before I head any church branch. The lady says she would be patient and manage with me.Please brethren advice me on what to do.
Go and read the bible laws of a woman leaving her husband ... na your pastors?? Kai na why them dey use una do business. Read bible una no go gree .. na pastor una dey depend on
Brethren kor .. brethren nii angry
HealthRe: How Do I Quit Smoking by Autobot05: 7:46pm On Jan 17, 2023
Make the decision
Pray to God

wink
PoliticsRe: Court Sentences Vulcaniser To Death By Hanging For Stealing ₦‎57,000 by Autobot05: 7:37pm On Jan 17, 2023
It's too harsh . But let him face the consequences
His accomplice should join him too
RomanceRe: Nigerian Girls Are Smart And Not Useless, You Are. See Why by Autobot05: 7:01pm On Jan 17, 2023
SPAMBOX7:
Nigerian girls are smart they are not useless na you mumu


Lemme tell you why. Most of them are broke and they have only pussy to offer. That pussy they can give it free to a guy who is smarter than them but you who think with your dick you will have to pay more than enough for it. And most times you don't even get it and then you come online wailing and calling them useless cos you angry. Loser cheesy

Lemme use one of experiences. I used to be very naive when dealing with girls even tho I was doing financially OK. I got played like many times before my eyes opened. Girls chop me die. The most wickedest one that I can't forget is this girl that used to tell me sweet things and how she love me and all that. But when I ask her to come over she will come with her sister or one of her friends just so I couldn't touch her.

The three of us will sleep on the same bed and she will sleep and turn her back gimme her fat ass. The ass will be rubbing on my dick and most times I end up coming jst by that. If I complain the next day she will tell me she's sorry that she wanted us to fvck too but cos her sister was around she was scared.
She will now assure me that the next time we are going to fvck then she will come with her sister or one of her friends again and gimme one stupid excuse why they followed her. Then the scenario will repeat again.

In all of these she used to make demands and she will cry while making these demands that I will feel pity. She will even promise to come and spend the night alone in return when I complain how she is playing games.. She will tell me she Will stop and she will come alone but when it's D-Day my calls will be ignored throughout then the next day or two she will call and gimme one stupid excuse. Then same scenario will play out and repeat till I learnt the hard way.

Women are beautiful creatures na we men no dey use our head. And a man who refuses to make use of their wisdom will always have himself to blame.

Women as you all know women are natural gamers so if you don't understand game you will always be at their mercy even if you are richer than Elon musk.
A broke girl that has nothing but a stinky pussy has the ability to make you think there is no pussy like hers. She has the ability to implant that impression into your head that you will think there is no other girl like her. She will even make it in such a way that you will find yourself rationalizing her behavior and start seeking ways to make things better not knowing you are diving into an endless abyss. I don't have to go into details for those who understand what I'm talking about.

The mumu men always fall for this and since we have a larger number of mumu men they will always be victims for these girls. Now talk more of the ones that got their shit together (them awon independent ladies)

Someone who's naturally gamed i.e a woman and then she also got their shit together omo. What makes you think she's going to settle for a broke nigga. She got standards bro.

But you who got all your shit together and doesn't understand woman nature you will always be a victim to even the broke village girl that didn't finish secondary school.

I think you already know why but if you don't lemme remind you once more. Mother nature made her to be naturally manipulative and since pussy is the only thing she got to offer she gotta make that shit hard for a man to get so that so much value be placed on it. Yes what is scarce got value, talk about diamonds.

You have a car, a house, a good business/career. You make at least 1m a month but she has only pussy and she will beat you anyday anytime because you think with your dick. Yes because a logical man should not have anything to do with a broke woman who got only pussy to offer. Only a sex starved man with lots of assets, who doesn't know how to attract women should have anything to do with a broke woman. Because no made woman got any business with a broke man regardless of how handsome or sweet his dick is. Harsh Facts

So you see? Guys who go about terming Nigerian girls broke and useless are the ones who are useless and foolish. Those girls are smart. They use that one thing they have which is pussy to swindle you of all your finances, attention, emotional investment, time etc and in most cases you don't even get pussy at the end. Talk about using a bait to hunt/ catch a beast cheesy
Then you come online wailing like babies.

Just as a made woman shouldn't have anything to do with a broke man, so should be a made man.
A woman who is broke is only meant to attract, dig and dump. You shouldn't get attached to a broke woman because she's only out for survival and with the one thing she got she's going to make good use of it and put you in pains...and that is never her fault. She's doing everything to get out of being broke. It is not crime at all fighting to survive. The world in general especially in this part of the world is survival of the fittest. So they just gotta focus and get all they want while you loose guard and they take it. It's never their fault I repeat again. it's yours cos you all don't listen cos you will always be slaves to your dick. So quit all the wailings and let these girls take advantage of that in peace

Let those who doesn't wanna learn now learn the hard way later. After all we have redpill threads all over nairaland that they can run to when they get burnt
Unfortunately for some of you you may get burnt beyond recognition cheesy
I totally agree with this cool
RomanceRe: What Bad Behaviour Can You Never Forgive? by Autobot05: 6:56pm On Jan 17, 2023
Lies
Greed
Manipulation
wink
RomanceRe: How Can I Have Sex With A Very Shy Girl? by Autobot05: 6:17pm On Jan 17, 2023
ChizzyBuna:
The girl really likes me, but she is too shy.
If I ask her questions it takes her long before she reply. She is also very indecisive and kinda slow. But she cute
We will meet on Friday and I want to have sex with her.
If I tell her to sit on my laps she will sit but she acts very shy.
How should I make the move for sex?
Stop fornication sir
RomanceRe: What Is The Main Difference Between Prostitution, Hoooook-up And Olosho Please? by Autobot05: 6:13pm On Jan 17, 2023
No difference
Just the spellings
RomanceRe: Nigerian Girls Don't Rate Fine Boys And It's Disgusting by Autobot05: 10:09am On Jan 17, 2023
Oga good looking guys find it easy to get women ... they might not want to date you actually( maybe because of insecurity) but they really want to have a taste of you cheesy grin.

Now delete this crap
RomanceRe: My Experience; How a Nigerian girl approached me. by Autobot05: 9:51am On Jan 17, 2023
mayDtolu:
Earlier today, a stunning young lady entered the restaurant where I was eating. She sat next to me, like a regular might, and for a time, it seemed normal that she did until it didn't. She very immediately started making some feminine motions in my direction.

Her intense look cut through the vest I was wearing. She was approachable yet reserved, forward yet uneasy, and if she hadn't eventually made herself known, I might have done the same. She did anyway, but it was awkward and she stumbled over her words in the most innocent way possible, despite the fact that I really liked it.

In actuality, that marks the conclusion of this thread. She lost her temper in the nicest manner, and I think it's normal considering that women rarely approach guys while striking up a good convo. She eventually typed them on her phone for me to see, letting me know what she was trying to say. "Could I please have your phone number, sir?" It reads.

I'm still perplexed as to how she was unable to utter such words, but as I already stated, women initiating convos are not valued in this side of the world.
Even better than I had anticipated, our chat continued for a while. And by the end of the day, she and I both had gorgeous smiles with mine reflecting, "I am in command." I find her admirable as I reflect on this.

To be able to think like she did, she had to put in a lot of effort. And I believe it is imperative that I leverage it preach to the ladies on here. We are past the point where it is a man's obligation to strike up and fit a conversation. Now, it's a two-way street. It takes the commitment of both parties to create a relationship that will last. In reality, most men aren't eager to click with women who rely entirely on them.
Ig it's the first time a women is approaching you ??
PhonesRe: Omo I Dey Enjoy For Hear Oo... See Speed by Autobot05: 9:49am On Jan 17, 2023
This comrade don kill me ooo

Nor be only fire .. na thunder cheesy grin
RomanceRe: Happy Birthday To You My Lovely Wife... I Celebrate You by Autobot05: 8:01am On Jan 17, 2023
blazesam:
You are the prettiest, down-to-earth and genuine woman I've ever known Mdoom. You’ve revised the old maxim that love can only be felt, not seen. But I’ve not only felt love, but I’ve seen it numerous times, I love you exactly as you are, with no pretensions, even from afar. And it’s the most incredible thing I’ve ever seen!
On this note I wish to let you know that, I can't thank you enough for being my very own woman and being there for me. I promise to love you at every moment, each day, and each year. I'm grateful to have you in my life, and even though we've had minor disagreements in the past, we're always looking forward to a brighter future—Happy birthday, my angel, Mdoom......

Our unborn child will be named after your late mum. That my first wish.
Ok grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: She Blocked Me For Nothing by Autobot05: 7:59am On Jan 17, 2023
LewisHamilton15:
My girlfriend just blocked me for nothing. She cut me off and blocked me, how do i do?
Buy 2 cows ,14 goats , 5 bag of rice, a 2022 model car and a sum of 10 million naira
Take it to her


Thank me later
cheesy

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