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FamilyRe: Mum Still Slaps Me At 23 Years Old by AVISENNA: 8:55pm On Feb 25, 2013
Well believe it or not ,it just the frustration of you dad not being around that causes her to vent her frustration . No 2 . The day you bring your boyfriend to that house , she is going to slap you on both sides of your face and take your boyfriend from you . If you think am joking just try it , like an experiment , cld be a coursemate or some dude , around the hood! Just promise to give US feedback.
Way Fwd: spend wkdays with your dad and weekends with her , she'll start worshipping you , even tell her larger that life stories bout how nice your dad is to you .
Nairaland GeneralRe: Popular Brands From The Late 70's, 80's And Early 90's by AVISENNA: 10:09pm On Feb 24, 2013
For TV , it was :Hammer House of Horror, Sweeny , Monty Nash, Dan August , Doctor in the House , Only When I Laugh , Cribb , Smuggler ,Rafels, Spearhead,CI5, Persuaders, Yes Minister, Tales of the Unexpected , Strange Paradise , Lukes Kingdom, Boys of Flaxton, Rising Damp, Many Wives of Patrick, Lucky Fella ,Sharp in take of Breath , Jumaima Shaw ,Icheokwu!!!!
Vegas , Dan August , Wurzul Gommage , Folly Foot , Flying Kiwi
Nairaland GeneralRe: Popular Brands From The Late 70's, 80's And Early 90's by AVISENNA: 9:53pm On Feb 24, 2013
You guys seem to forget in a hurry : Opanka sandals, koro sandals, Joka jelly footwear, Buggle boy jeans, Flying canvas , Pengo paracetamol, Ava soap ,Kesinsheen,Dailyneed, Vidalin M

I used to leave my curtina shoe outside , evertime I came back from school ,hoping my folks wld change it for me but alas !my dog c couldn't eat it , cause it was too tough, it got drenched by rain and always got tougher when exposed to sun and air ,so I did a the noble thing of leaving it in school and saying I lost it . It was waiting for me the next day with my class teacher (twilight zone ) .Spooky ain't it .
PoliticsRe: Israelis Admit To Sterilizing African Women In Israel by AVISENNA: 11:02am On Jan 29, 2013
I really used to love Israel and Jews but over the years, I've had a rethink. Arabs are more tolerant and less racist.Not all Arabs are terrorists and even muslims.

Hitler,had more tolerance for blacks than Jews. Israel would rank no 5 when it comes to racism.
FamilyRe: Think Before You Send Your Kids Abroad by AVISENNA: 12:33pm On Jan 28, 2013
i really think there should be an age before you let your child go unsupervised .There is no point sending a teenager out of the country
FashionRe: What You Didn't Know About Skinny Jeans by AVISENNA: 9:16am On Jan 25, 2013
something gayish bout it
CelebritiesRe: Which Celebrity Would You Marry If You Had The Opportunity? by AVISENNA: 5:32pm On Jan 23, 2013
Hiam Abass
CareerRe: Job, Graduate Program Or Marriage? by AVISENNA: 10:53pm On Dec 17, 2012
One thing is sure , live to make your life long and service to your ppl . I was in ur position , there is nothing better than improving urself whilst the opportunity presents itself .
I wanted to futher my studies @ the same time get married ,I put marriage first cause I felt I was on the right path .
Fast fwd.. .I was dumped like a piece of rubbish cause the other party lost interest
My dear friend move fwd, don't compromise ur tomorrow , as u go into the world and futher away from Nigeria , you'll meet the most outstanding and astonishing ppl . If after ur studies that person is still waiting , it will be very humble of u to marry her/ him.
You'll be doing ur generation a service if you are better than what u r today. You'll always find love .


Chief Tecumseh's words of wisdom:

So live your life that the fear of death can never enter your heart.
Trouble no one about their religion;
respect others in their view, and demand that they respect yours.
Love your life, perfect your life, beautify all things in your life.

Seek to make your life long and its purpose in the service of your people.
Prepare a noble death song for the day when you go over the great divide.
Always give a word or a sign of salute when meeting or passing a friend,
even a stranger, when in a lonely place.
Show respect to all people and grovel to none.

When you arise in the morning give thanks for the food and for the joy of living.
If you see no reason for giving thanks, the fault lies only in yourself.

Abuse no one and no thing, for abuse turns the wise ones to fools
and robs the spirit of its vision.

When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled
with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep
and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way.
Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
TravelRe: Timi Dakolo & Wife Escaped Bayelsa Helicopter Crash by AVISENNA: 7:10am On Dec 16, 2012
Timi Dakolo was not suppose to be on that "chopper " cause it wasn't a commercial flight . the late governor nd "Late Azazi , have an entourage . THe question is which of them for alight the aircraft for timi n his wife . Pls don't publish what you want because there is forum to do so .
RomanceRe: Mention One Good Thing Your Ex Did For You by AVISENNA: 3:28pm On Dec 10, 2012
She taught me how to be punctual and to always make good on my promises.
FamilyMissing Person: Mr Tayo Ayeni by AVISENNA(op): 10:32am On Dec 07, 2012
Mr. Tayo Ayeni is missing.. His car was found packed in front of the house with his belongings inside. seen yesterday morning Place of Residence Ibafon Lagos, last Pls join us to pray for his safety & return home. Pls do not ignore. Report to the Nearest Police Station.

FamilyRe: Why Do Siblings Become Less Friendly When They Grow? by AVISENNA: 7:43am On Nov 13, 2012
Challanges , reponsibilities , new family ,too much or no money at all .Somehow everyone seems to stay afar off . Nothing to loose sleep about . Once in a while get togethers will and could help
RomanceRe: When Your Partner Dumps You At The Eleventh Hour... by AVISENNA: 1:28pm On Nov 11, 2012
Except you did't really love him/her , it is very easy to walk away from but if you did, it would hurt @ first, anger , pain, you try to see where you missed out,gradually but surely you come
out of it,
Don't rush into any relationship to get back at them,and lastly never try to be what your old partner left you for . Some 1 out there would always love you just the way you are .

I am alive and well and funny enough , I now seem to have more ppl who want to out with me, somehow because your coming from somewhere nothing moves you again .
PoliticsRe: How ‘phd Holder’ Lived, Died In Refuse Dump by AVISENNA: 1:53pm On Nov 07, 2012
His family members did not help him , who would have done it for him? last time,it was the two octogenarian sisters, that were abandoned by their immediate family members.Is it a Yoruba thing or what
CelebritiesRe: Ruke Amata's Wife's Multiple Affairs Exposed - Encomium Exclusive by AVISENNA: 1:36pm On Nov 07, 2012
in all this , i feel particularly sad especially cry the state of mind of that woman's husband: the humiliation and the anguish she has caused him. What was the essence of staying married , after all it is not by force.The irony that we talking about a grown woman , no where near beautiful.
This is the kind of horror some men live with , some at this point do not even have the slightest idea that they have these lousy lot for wives. pity

TV/MoviesRe: Ever Been Emotional While Watching A Movie? by AVISENNA: 7:26pm On Oct 23, 2012
Death of Maximus in Gladiator .
TV/MoviesRe: Ever Been Emotional While Watching A Movie? by AVISENNA: 3:52pm On Oct 23, 2012
I 'll recommend " i am Sam " by Sean Penn, it's very touching and very emotional movie , it's sure to leave a tear running down your cheek, trust me.
CelebritiesRe: International Celebs Of Nigerian Descent by AVISENNA: 2:18pm On Oct 16, 2012
Dude your research is quite not there cause you left out Hugo Weavings, who played agent Smith in Matrix trilogy and Elrond in Lord of the rings and voice of Megatron in Transformers. Funny enough , he is white but he was born in Ibadan ( University Teaching Hospital) Nigeria on April 4th 1960 so that makes him a Nigerian citizen abi,. if in doubt use the link beneath.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugo_Weaving

FamilyRe: Have you Ever Lost Pet a That Was So Dear To The Family? by AVISENNA: 3:13pm On May 17, 2012
Yes it can be painful.I had a dog for 13 years , he died in 2010,"Simba II' was his name, there was something almost human about him, to the extent all you need to do was talk to it or make certain gesture and it would understand. It was always nice getting home and his always the first to welcome you and you could see it .Do cheer up! Ah before him i had Simba I , he lived for 9years, in all that nine years he spent the greater portion of it inside the house , under the dinning table and the sitting room, @ some point we all realised he just didn't to be a guard and so let him be : in the kitchen , bedroom, stairs , parlour. ...............i call him Lord Simba. Travelled with him every Christmas .
FamilyRe: Seriously Contemplating A Divorce by AVISENNA: 5:53pm On Apr 12, 2012
The only reason you might be contemplating divorce is that there just could be some guy lurking in the corner somewhere who you are cute: wrong move. I think you need to talk to him and tell him what bothers you. That should be a good start. No offense meant.
FamilyRe: HIV & Work: Desperately In Need Of Advice by AVISENNA: 10:31am On Mar 28, 2012
I really hate to say this and trust me ,i do sympathise with you. It could have been cancer, kidney or anything but the truth is that we should stop seeing HIV as a death sentence. The system as we know it is still discriminatory and the outcome is most likely. All i can tell you is to tell them but at the same time tread with caution. You can't keep this secret for ever and that i know
RomanceRe: Guys/ladies Which One Do You Prefer? by AVISENNA: 1:06pm On Mar 15, 2012
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RomanceRe: Should Have Stayed With My Ex. by AVISENNA: 1:57pm On Mar 13, 2012
This will always be the story all round the world. It's just a case of love gone "bad". Someone asked why you left him in the first place and believe me , if you can sincerely answer that question it will be much easier to live with consequences of your actions. Please i stand to be corrected, you opted out because of :

1. You felt cause he wasn't showing signs of taking the relationship to the next level. angry
2. Your patience seemed to be wearing thin, huh.
3. friends and family (mother) must have advised you to move on if you don't want to die an old maid. cry
4. Last but one of the hidden reason : you don't want to live a life that is less than ordinary ($$$$$$$$$$$$$$$), the guy no too grab abi? kiss shocked
PoliticsRe: Soon, We Shall All Be Trekking- Reuben Abati by AVISENNA: 4:19pm On Jan 05, 2012
No offense, it's just typical  of a Y, a  man. Remember his catch phrase on Patito's Gang. "Nigeria has become one big Contract, Blah,Blah,Blah. It's rater unfortunate with the crop of leaders we have in this country. After this he won't even get  job as a columnist on complete sports unless  but then again  he would have made enough to start his own  New paper, PUNK
PoliticsRe: Chief Femi Fani-Kayode Thinks Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala Is "The Problem" by AVISENNA: 11:35am On Jan 05, 2012
I tired to post my comment on  his Facebook  page and couldn't. If anyone should keep  his trap shut about the spate of things in Nigeria ,Femi Fani Kayode , should be at the for front of it all. These  have men  who have questionable character . For all i care,  he is at par with Okonjo Iwella. Soon and very soon all these sponsored bodies who  have the best interest of the United states at  Heart would evidently come to a grinding halt,.
PoliticsRe: Stop Moaning... Petrol Is 326.21 Naira a litre in the UK! by AVISENNA: 11:19am On Jan 03, 2012
I guess you must be writing your thesis on Subsidy removal.If you have a brain wave or lack what to say i suggest you just , h. Crude oil dey for United Kingdom?
FamilyRe: My Son Lied To Us For Three Years, That He Was In The University. by AVISENNA: 10:41am On Nov 28, 2011
i hope this meets you well. Sometimes , ppl find it hard to relate to  others on  issues like failure. at some point in  his bid to  impress his friends and also his family he kept mum. I Know loads of people who had this problem . It might shock you , some in the corridors of power, some have move on, some are just stuck there not know what to do (causing problem on the streets of Lagos and at home). What i am saying is  that your son is not and will never be the only person who has and will ever do this.
Now this is where you come in: warm  up to him as his mother , let members of his family encourage him most especially your husband. I know it's hard but the truth is that you have to help him, Why? If you let him be, he will live with a complex for the rest of  his life for not being able to go through the  university.
 I pray God will help you most especially in the area of finance: encourage your son to go back to school and let him study a course of his choice,  that will be easy for him to relate with.You 'll be surprised how fast time flies  but PLEASE , encourage him , .I have a good feeling he'll come out tops. He's 24, with seriousness he'll finish before  28/29yrs and still make NYSC. When you do this : he'll for ever be in your debt.
What do you think Jesus would do.

Look forward to hearing from you.
RomanceRe: My Boss Want Me To Do Him: And Am Not Gay. by AVISENNA: 9:32am On Oct 25, 2011
angry angryit's a really pitiable situation .i  don't really know what the world is turning to. I over heard one guy calling another guy on phone and asking if  he was a student or business man and this was his number but would call him much later( 2plus 2 i suspect his gay) once  you tell your boss you are not interested , you are afraid he'll kick you out cause  he would not be able to keep you  around. Punch line; tell him outright that it's against everything you believe in morally , socially and upbringing. You sound as if you are contemplating your next line of action. If you start that shit today it will mark the beginning of a long term journey into  the world of perversion. TELL AM SAY YOU NO GO DO . PRONTO. WOE AND DOUBLE WOE BETIDE YOU IF AFTER THIS CONSULTATION ,  YOU STILL GO AHEAD TO TRY IT JUST ONCE, THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY. GOD HELP YOU, AND MOST OF ALL SAY IT WITH HUMILITY BUT NOT WITH ARROGANCE, SIR I AM REALLY SORRY MY GOD FORBIDS IT.
RomanceRe: Alright It's ok by AVISENNA: 2:33pm On Oct 24, 2011
Go for another test with a good Lab Test, yes the symptoms feel like HIV but might not be it

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