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WriteBoy:
Beautiful woman... If her English skills can match her looks then her horizon has widened. This is the reason why I always try to take things in good faith. Those homosexual hyprocites ad cradle robber who banned her may never be seen outside of Kannywood, but this woman has all the looks she needs to go international! Fu.cck you Kannywood! Welcome Rahama, I shall make good use of your image in my daily ejaculatory rituals going forward.

i have been feeling depressed for days due to overwork... Your post made me laugh so much i nearly burst an artery, thank you.

Has any unique uniport students seen their name?

You didnt mention what area you specialized in, but i suggest you learn some CAD programs and get really good at them, in this way you become useful to any potential employer..

martineverest:
i dont even know y buhari is holding dem...dey dont contribute to national coffers and they make d loudest noices...even hausas are more usef to d economy than ibos

lol, even you dont believe what you wrote.

ogwumgbe:
FFK is 100% right but what he's proposing is an impossible task. Yoruba Muslims will always be a stumbling block because of their affiliation with the Northers. The best thing the west should do is to first separate the wheat from the chaff and build from that

it has become glaringly clear now why there is no unity in the south, so the yoruba christains are a minority to the muslims? For some reason this greatly distresses me... Are yoruba christains not troubled with the steady islamization of their people..... ?
I wonder

fabby26:
hmmmmm.......packing my load to my state now.....in fact make dey holla m.......i fit even dagbo the certificate enter camp afterall the nysc officials doing camp registration no chop winch to know wether na fake or original. Na after camp or even after the service next yr i go collect...........good riddance to bad rubbish.....they no go fit pull down my career......cause I'm going upppppppppppppp!

although MEN don dagbo the cert and SOR tay tay dey wait for nysc, lol. U think say na everybody wey go last year pay all that fuckery uniport demands?

kuchikau1:
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Cert is after convo. Except u have long leeeeeeeeeeeeegs.

trying to appear learned or what, i did that already

guruvicawelt:
ur own beta na. u geh SOR. i no get anyone so ah still dey ans yes ma/yes sir.. seriously eh dah gown own still dey shock me. if them need money badly them for give d fee anoda name instead of convocation gown

, bros no be only you o, its pure extortion.
If i was still in uniport i for arrange some engineering guys go tumble senate with major protest, the best way na to doctor all documents, serve, return and pay at your own pace

guruvicawelt:
as in e for beta say them give us SOR instead, then leta afta convo cert. buh diz vc no dey take ear hear money. afta them protest them still give them deadline for paying fees and anoda 5k for signing one useless undertaken.. normally we aren't suppose to pay for cert untill after convo. and convo cant be diz year. problem z they dont want to come out clean as we dont even know if its SOR or cert ll be using

, i know they gave out certs. 3 months ago to some students who paid their fees and all reg shit.
Uniport wont kill me with bills as i havent gotten paid salary in awhile..... Anyway i have arranged both documents, na dem go tire

spenca:
Good day PCM, Do you intend or know anyone preparing to go for service next batch and wants to influence the posting to a state of his/her preference? Do send me a PM.

you serious? No time for dm's, how do i go abt it

guruvicawelt:
ion know about that one buh nysc accept that. buh if they've given u SOR dat means u've paid them every every naw.

pay fire! There are ways to beat their little system, has been successfully experimented by 2 of my guys, let them be feeling like gods, while i serve without stressing myself

Dotman2210:
I feel your pain bro...it is well

cant you go for service with statement of result?

guruvicawelt:
i dint pay my year 2 fees and @ dat time 50% surcharge method was still in use, so i calculated d money on my own and went to d bank to pay it , buh d bank told me that outstanding fees are normally calculated in faculty finance office then they will send it to ictc to validate ur portals before u can make payments.

men this waka no go be here o, thanks brother. Two of my guys went to service with just SOR, (dagbo) and didnt pay shit until they returned, am towing that line 2, cant wait for all the departmental bottlenecks.

guruvicawelt:
bros u havnt paid one fee? and 3years ago? dat means there is 50% surcharge on dat fee plus it will take 1week for faculty finance office to upload ur payment details in ur portal, then anoda 2weeks to get ur passbook stamped then anoda three weeks to get ur bursar signature. well if u ask me u have to act fast no time. those non academic staff can help u waste time well well plus wah department u in?

thanks for this info. Studied civil engr. So they wont let one go with statement of result? I have that

Posimii:
To start with,r u still eligible for service agewise? If yes I think u need to come fill d mobilization form weneva its out. Den u can talk to those at d student affairs unit to help u out in case dere is any other tin to b done.
I don't really kno much abt this.

. Mobilization list has been out 3 months ago in uniport na, and my name is der, i just needed a headsup about issuance of original cert. Or sor.
Ps, i still owe 1yr fees

Posimii:
Uniport and clearance wahala,no b here oooh!

hello, i graduated from uniport 3yrs ago, but couldnt go 4 nysc because of my work, i will be grateful if you could help me with some info.

I mistakenly came across this request of 4yrs ago, if you still interested i can teach you how to design or model your own fascia in revit, and not the one already available there.

The op made a huge point, only that he didnt finish. To the op, masturbation is horrible because it causes these effects to mostly men,
1. PIED (porn related erectile dysfunction) a case where the penis refuses to harden no matter the stimulation except by hard or rough touching, a dangerous trend most porn addict notice but refuse or cant stop.
2. The rewiring of the brain to the effect that you are no longer affected or feel nothing towards even a sexy woman unless u masturbate. Another dangerous trend.
I shall post a link here that will help
Porn-Induced Sexual Dysfunction
See - Research confirms enormous rise in youthful ED.
See this list articles by many experts who treat and recognize porn-induced ED - Porn-Induced ED in the media (experts)
Also see a list of studies supporting this article - Studies reporting links between porn use or porn/sex addiction and sexual dysfunctions, lower brain activation to sexual stimuli, and lower sexual satisfaction
Peer-reviewed paper by US Navy doctors - Is Internet Pornography Causing Sexual Dysfunctions? A Review with Clinical Reports (2016) - It’s an extensive review of the literature on porn-induced sexual problems. The review provides the latest data revealing a tremendous rise in youthful sexual problems. The paper also examines the neurological studies related to porn addiction and sexual conditioning. The doctors provide 3 clinical reports of men who developed porn-induced sexual dysfunctions.
ARTICLE: A 28-year old heals his chronic copulatory impotence.
"As Porn Goes Up, Performance Goes Down?" recounted that men were reporting erectile dysfunction in connection with Internet porn use—even in their twenties. The response was astonishing. The item has been read tens of thousands of times, and numerous heavy porn users have confirmed that they are indeed experiencing loss of erectile potency. It seems that masturbation "ain't what it used to be." Free, streaming, hyper-stimulating videos are a relatively recent, and surprisingly problematic, phenomenon.
The issue lies not in viewers' perfectly healthy joysticks, but in their brain's reward circuitry—and there is no quick fix. Normal dopamine sensitivity in the reward circuitry is critical to normal sexual responsiveness, and too much stimulation appears to weaken the dopamine response of many brains. To return to normal, the brain needs time to reboot without extreme stimulation.
Unfortunately, most porn users don't realize what's going on until the problem is quite severe, because they naturally tend to "solve" any erectile sluggishness with more extreme porn (thus forcing the release of the dopamine needed to achieve an erection, but also further dampening the brain's natural sensitivity and their sexual responsiveness). Some sufferers naturally resort to risky sexual enhancement drugs, not realizing that they are only masking a problem they can heal themselves. To illustrate, here are a man's comments about his journey back to erectile health:
[Week three of no porn, masturbation or orgasm] For years, I looked at porn and masturbated to multiple orgasms at least once a day, beginning during high school. At university, I was a computer nerd with glasses and no social life, though I played a lot of sport. I'd stay in my room and study, play guitar or masturbate. I got pretty good at all these things.
I got an IT job, and once I could afford my own cable Internet connection, the floodgates opened. With unlimited access to high quality porn 24/7, I'd stay up till 4 a.m. and get up at the crack of noon. Some months I binged so much that I exceeded my Internet quota and received bills of $1000. I used to have 5-10 windows of streaming video open at a time, and bounce between them, which really upped the levels of arousal. This pattern continued throughout my early twenties. I was not happy at all, and my doctor diagnosed me with depression.
Porn temporarily took my desire away, so I thought it was a good thing, keeping me "balanced." I was proud that I could look at a hot girl on the street and not feel the slightest hint of arousal because porn had desensitized me. It was a way of taking back the power that I believed women had over me. Only much later did I realize how destructive this was.
Most of what I'd learned at school, in the media and on the Internet said masturbation

Erectile Dysfunction
Submitted by Johannes on Thu, 2010-09-23 22:47
After a long trip I an say that only loving kisses and loving caresses will give me an erection, noting else. As soon there is a

Bigromeo:
nah u wrong they do accept expired id ok cos most persons going 4 nysc didnt grad dat same here 4 campn

. Yeah am in this same situation bro, i graduated 3yrs ago but haven't gone for service for personal reasons, my id is out of date, i hope it will really stick

aBbiie25:
Ewo! No dear. Its actually for Students from Unilag only? Are you an Akokite

, finished from Uniport, thanks for your concern.

aBbiie25:
Although it's quite boring.. it only gets lively when there's important info. If you want to be a part of it, you can send me a mail with your number so I will ask the Admin to add you.

Is der a page where all prospective corpers dm each other, i want in

yosmen:
A professional architect did a design for you and you are shearing it online to people who are not in the field to do what? Advice you or confuse you. why then did u give an architect if you don't trust his competence.
The design is good.If you have a different perspective discuss with him and he will advice you professionally.
it's your type that Change designs during construction and spoil the whole plan due to oversabi and bad advice from people who claim to know when they know nothing

please educate them! My current client who i am doing a duplex for has discomfited me to no end, the man is now the designer, nothing satifies him, even if you do what he wants he would later make his errogenous suggestions over and over again...... I tire for crazy clients

For once we have been properly schooled, comparing ourselves to kenya in this our sorry state is a laugh, i have decided i shall visit kenya for the holidays to see for myself.... By the way i didnt know we had kenyans on nairaland till now, ndi kenya ndaewo nu o.

Cant wait.

Jesusloveyou:
which popularity, is he contesting popularity with anybody? if u ipods have clouded ur brain with hatred, that wil not stop obama not to commend what is duly pleasant. within one year, pmb has done more than any president in nigeria.

You need more than the trinity, to salvage what's left in you......

cheenway:
Please u would like to know how much it will cost me to tile my apartment. I'm renovating the place so I intend starting from my parlour and if possible the kitchen. It is a room and parlour self contain. The size of the parlour is a little bigger than 12" by 16". I think dat z how it is calculated

First thing you should know is the size of tiles you wish to use, sizes range from 30cmx30cm, 30x60cm, 45x45cm 45x60, etc.for this tutorial i shall be using a 30cm x 30cm tile, or a 300mmx300mm or 0.3mx0.3m tile (all the same measurement)
(1). Let us say your lounge measures 12ft x 16ft or more, converting it to meter it becomes 12ft/3.3 = 3.636m and 16ft/3.3 = 4.848m. This means your parlour is exactly 17.63sqm. Or 192sqft. I shall just round it up to 20sqm.

(2). Now we know the total squarefeet or square meter of your parlor, the next step is to know how many tiles to buy to cover the entire parlor,
For a 30cm x 30cm tile = 0.30m x 0.30m =0.09sqm
1sqm/0.09sqm = 11.11.
For a parlor of 20sqm = 20x11.11 = 222.22.
This means you will need exactly 223 tiles to cover the entire parlor.
(3). Since each 30cm x 30cm carton contains 11 tiles in a carton (not completely sure). This means = 222.222/11 = 20.2 cartons of tiles
(4). Note that tile sellers will ask you if you want to buy per square meter or per carton, simply tell them per carton, and using this simple math you should avoid over
Overspending.
(5). For the skirting, (tiles covering the edge of the wall and floor). Use this formula 2(L+B) meaning measure the length + the breadth of your lounge and multiply 2
Height of skirting is 4inches or 0.1016m
Therefore to calc. Skirting just do
Perimeter of room x skirting height or Just add extra 1 carton, no need to overcalculate
(6@). For service charge, you should negotiate 350-500 naira per square meter for both tiling and skirting, meaning that for the entire 20sqm parlor, you will pay the
Tiler, 20sqm x 400 naira= 8000 naira.
(7). A carton of 30cm x 30cm of passably original italian or nigerian tile (not china o) cost from 1900-3000 naira. Therefore
22 cartons of tile @ 1500 = 33000 naira + workmanship 8000 naira
Total= 41,000 naira. Note that you could spend even less depending on the type of tile you buy. I hope you find this helpful.

IamNawty:
she uses upto 2/3 waist trainer at once.. She even faint one time like dat in supermarket or so bcus of the discomfort thank me later..

, saw the story, means anyone can be sexy if they put in the work...

armadeo:
Men in black .


Job seekers don't take police work if offered. Even if you are in the office the pressure of curses meted out on your colleagues on the road would find its way to you.


Show me a policeman that is really happy. You can't continue with such evil and get away with it. They reap here and in the afterlife


Bast........

the word you were looking for is bastards my friend, #baarsstaardds

LoveDecay:
Nigerians are highly respected and successful outside Nigeria.

In the US we are amongst the top successful immigrant amongst Iran, China, Isreal and in Africa as a whole Nigerians are the best.

There is a book about this

chimamanda's americanah

Senorprinz:
50 press ups, how many reps? please how's the backlift done? thanks

, no need to give you little clues, just go to the app store and download 30 mintes workoit, you should be fine

Dont know about other guys, but i've never visited a gym in my life, all i do is 50-60 press ups, backlifts and a little jogging every morning, and it does all the wonders in my life..... I know naija men rarely have gym time, but a regular morning exercise as i have found out also does amazing thimgs for your sex life