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NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by awakeuche(m): 1:31pm On Nov 14, 2016
dipson546:
Bros that's a lie .....

Ghost you are ghost u will beee......!!!
lol, 4wia... I don start be say i don start.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by awakeuche(m): 1:12pm On Nov 14, 2016
I go soon off my ghost mode for hia, d day don dey reach too relate with betta people
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by awakeuche(m): 5:03pm On Nov 12, 2016
Posimii:
Like seriously? Tx for d "most annoying award " I Neva knew m annoying oooo. Chai hahaha dis award self nawa oooo
Cc
awakeuche
lol, am glad you liked it... Have fun dear.
EventsRe: Man Buries His Wife And 3 Children The Same Day - Pictures by awakeuche(m): 2:33pm On Nov 12, 2016
Terrible tragedy, may their souls rest in perfect peace
PoliticsRe: Ongoing FG Road Projects In The South-East In Pictures by awakeuche(m): 10:12am On Nov 12, 2016
LIES
PropertiesRe: House Hunting Is More Stressful Than Husband Hunting by awakeuche(m): 7:17am On Nov 12, 2016
Quick solution would have been to ask here on nairaland that you need a house to rent
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by awakeuche(m):
THE QUESTIONNAIRE


1. Describe your true personality in real life.
Ans: An effective strategist who rarely suffer's fools

2. Did you have expectations before Joining GL? If YES, what were they?
Ans: news and information updates, and sensible banter between intelligent people, which i'd rate 60%

3. Blessing/Curse, what has GL been to you? How?
Ans: Blessing, I have learnt a lot from comments, characters and what nots.

4. Mention at least 3 GL personalities you would love to meet in real life.
Ans: Justifiedcoyy, posiimi, arcnomec, bigromeo, shaliz, kapable75, haychay, ibroh22, gurudavivalet, chumaster and yormee, chifojiji, abbie(though they sometimes engage in inane conversations, one can tell they are smart)

4. Which state would you prefer to serve?
Ans: lagos

5. Why the state?
Ans: hustle pays quicker

6. Ghost or active? Which one have you been on GL so far?
Ans: Ghost, or more a semi ghost, would engage in conversation only if its sensible and thoroughly engaging.

7. If you have access to the NYSC database, who would you like to post? Where will you post the person and why?
Ans: hmmm, i will simply crash the system i guess, it would make sense if Nigeria was in europe. But to save my life i'd post justifiedcoyy to ogun state (if thats where he wants to go) the guy is a great man

8. What would you want to achieve during your service year?
Ans: To educate the Nigerian youth on how to take our country back from those thieving sons of bitches (forgive the pun), start my own company on construction and design, meet a woman that will blow my cynical mind


GRACELAND AWARDS

NOTE: Voting starts now, and ends by 6:00pm Sunday, 13th November 2016.

Please write the moniker right after the award category

Best Friend: Smart and funny people
Most Handsome: checking pics now.....
Most beautiful: abbiie25
Most gentle (male): dream2 (once chided me very maturedly)
Most gentle (female): tied between posiimi and shaliz (beautiful too)
Most Intelligent(male): justifiedcoyy (deviced a system to always be relevant even while suffering a ban, a strategist)
Most Intelligent(female) Abbiie25 (comes off as very smart)
Most funny#Chiefojiji and yormee
Most inspiring: kapable75. Very capable young man
Most annoying (male): yormee (too interested in football and online wife)
Most annoying (female) posiimi (always trying too hard to be cool with the guys)
Your crush: none
Your love: none
Most daring personality: chiefojiji
Ever online (male) chumaster
Ever online (female): shaliz
Mr GL (male who attends to complaints most):Justifiedcoyy, the boy is good
Mrs GL (lady who attends to complaints most)Abbiie25, the girl is something
RomanceRe: Must Women Think All Men Want Sex From Them After Helping Them? by awakeuche(m): 3:00am On Nov 12, 2016
QuietHammer:
Here comes captain save-a-hoe. Howdy nigga?
lol, oboy! This comment is a sin grin damn
RomanceRe: Must Women Think All Men Want Sex From Them After Helping Them? by awakeuche(m): 2:58am On Nov 12, 2016
handsam:
Ok then, I will watch from the stands grin
But if things get any dirtier, I will be right by your side striking some mofos down with my Sword of Justice cool
sorry for quoting you bro, i've been ghosting through nairaland for years and for some reasons this comment made me laugh so hard... "Sword of justice" good one bro, good one.
RomanceRe: Must Women Think All Men Want Sex From Them After Helping Them? by awakeuche(m): 2:53am On Nov 12, 2016
Estharfabian:
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Holly cow! shocked You've murdered Me! I'm dead...!
I'm a lost cause. now, I'd Go commit suicide. RIP Esthar!


PS--is your flagella - ish still Up for grabs? I think I might need it now. undecided Holly Molly, I'm Dead! Those words really Hit deep, I think I'm beyond saving.


mtcheeeeeew! grin Wake up SmartyPants! You could do much better! tongue
you are really having fun ain't you, must get high on been the resident bad girl, i meet your type everyday, sheep in wolf's clothing, all bluster and bad girl type on the outside, mushy and frightened on the inside...... Enjoy d attention
RomanceRe: Must Women Think All Men Want Sex From Them After Helping Them? by awakeuche(m): 2:38am On Nov 12, 2016
luminouz:
For once I wish I can see Ur real face!
my brother i had the same thought too, she is sounding very wild and spoilt
FamilyRe: They Both Died Because Of His Casanova Lifestyle. by awakeuche(m): 1:51am On Nov 12, 2016
Just negodu, please o single ladies, make it a habit of telling your husband the importance of having a family doctor early in marriage who will always carry out family health tests o, if the man becomes comfortable with the idea early on you will begin to hear conversations like this.
Husband: honey i feel very tired today, my back is killing me o
Wife: sorry babe, let me help you with a back rub, i will call doctor kingsley tommorow so he can do some tests, this backpain is not ordinary, could be stress
Husband: i'm fine, no need to call the doctor
Wife: we haven't done our monthly checkup now, besides i want you to be in perfect health, trust me babe this is important
Husband: mtchwww, i am tired o
Wife: i prepared afang soup for you dear, let me give you a back rub before you eat
Husband: ( will smile inwardly and tell himself) "i'm in good hands, maybe let her call the doctor tommorow, she knows what she's saying"


This little play always worked with my parents back then.....
PoliticsRe: Defection: South-west APC Leaders Await Tinubu's Directive by awakeuche(m): 8:32am On Nov 11, 2016
overall90:
Did you notice how he put a caveat when it comes to 'those that want to a new country ' grin
my brother it was too hard to miss, tells you all you need to know about the average tribe hater, i wonder if you also took cognizance of the fact that a certain fallen jagaban seems to be the standard for measuring political correctness? Is this man the christ we wait for?
PropertiesRe: Construction Diary Of Six Units Of Three Bedroom Flats At Anambra by awakeuche(m): 8:15am On Nov 10, 2016
greenermodels:
what's your qualifications? your previous working experience isn't quite related to my line of work.
sorry for the delay, its related sir, we're all in construction... I have a b.eng in civil engineering, currently going for my msc... I am very proficient in designs, can use autocad, revit, staadpro, and orion CAD very well. Have a 3yr working experience in civil constuction working in design, managerial and supervisory capacity, i can design very good and well rendered 3d architectural plans using revit, i also design for structures using orion and staadpro, i am also highly proficient in costing/estimation of works. sorry that this is looking like a cv, i would appreciate any form of recommendations......
PropertiesRe: Construction Diary Of Six Units Of Three Bedroom Flats At Anambra by awakeuche(m): 5:08pm On Nov 09, 2016
greenermodels:
i would advise you to attach yourself to a practicing engineer and learn/build contacts from him.
been working for a pipe coating firm for 3yrs as their structural engineer before been laid off, have any recommendations to offer a brother?
PropertiesRe: Construction Diary Of Six Units Of Three Bedroom Flats At Anambra by awakeuche(m): 8:09am On Nov 09, 2016
Solid architecture, but as a structural engineer all i want to see is the structural design, op is it possible to update on your approved structural designs, it will make interesting study for building engineers, i'd like to redesign this structure just to have something to do in this nitemare period...
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by awakeuche(m): 11:59am On Nov 07, 2016
guruvicawelt:
talking about hardworking buh unlucky try me.. and also about FG hmmm even now ah still dey fear if we all go go on 24th.. i cant believe those people o unless ah see. seeing is believing.. i neva even think of alawee self, i just wan start diz nysc so dis ma static life go start to move. make person enta another level make i know say e remain post-nysc hustle...
i been think say na only me o, we go win anyhow
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by awakeuche(m): 8:18am On Nov 07, 2016
I am always surprised when anyone on here mentions alawee, the thing they effing surprise me, i cant seem to process the fact that Nigerian government will just hand me some amount of money no matter the amount, i am so disillusioned with my country that anytime someone remotely mentions federal government renumeration, i go just dey think am like mumu.....
Maybe its a good thing i dont expect it, i know i have never been lucky in my life, never gotten anything without having to work hard, except the day i won a bag of rice from oxygen hotels and resort for dedicated patronage, but this alawee business ehn, make i just dey look sha, because things wey dey written in stone dey always get k leg wen e wan reach my turn...... Who here fit relate
LiteratureRe: My Honest Observation And Critique Of Americanah By Chimanda Adichie by awakeuche(m): 6:08pm On Nov 06, 2016
letterman:
Haba, colonial era kehuh Americanah wasn't set in the colonial era o.
but you got the picture
PoliticsRe: Lt Col Mohammad Abu-ali's Body Transported To Base, See Wife And Kid Too (pic) by awakeuche(m): 9:08am On Nov 06, 2016
Truly a sad one.. May he rest in peace.
On a completely unrelated subject, pls forgive me op, i didnt join the Nigerian army 2 yrs ago because i was dissapointed with their full metal jackets.... If that is their combat weapon and camouflage then many may reconsider
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye: 'Nigeria's Recession Will Not End Even If I Sell My Cars" by awakeuche(m): 8:28am On Nov 06, 2016
Dinobadguy, make i tweet you..... There are things i need you to teach me
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Destined For Greatness – Buhari by awakeuche(m): 8:23am On Nov 06, 2016
unclezuma:
grin grin grin grin

Baba the baba

https://i.imgur.com/BWccGub.gif
guy this meme is truly creepy, see the way joker claps, the hands are like that of a tired monster.... Could this be buhari?
LiteratureRe: My Honest Observation And Critique Of Americanah By Chimanda Adichie by awakeuche(m): 8:05am On Nov 06, 2016
2scorehigh:
No way.

I think you're so far from the truth, Mr. OP.

Those of us who know Adichie know that she was telling her own personal story in that book using the character Ifemelu to present her own personal views on so many issues.

Thus, Ifemelu condemned "sugar daddyism" by not joining in it even when her friends did. If you recall, she even wondered why women will just put themselves into such a situation where men will be fulfilling their materialistic needs in exchange for sex.

Two, Adichie told you the simple truth: American grass is not that green. Even European grass too. Ifemelu had to 'work' as a 'sex worker' with the man who wants sexual massage just to earn a living. Aunty Uju was always busy reading so that she can acquire a certificate to earn a better living in America.

Racism is also still an issue because Ifemelu's life became easier only when she started dating a white boy. Obinze had to fake a marriage to become a British citizen but in the meantime he was using a fake identity to work just to survive... and look at the type of job he was even doing! Before then, Obinze was only good as a babysitter for his cousin. Can you imagine! That's the same obodo oyibo everybody is raving about!

So these thing happen. Trying to deny it or expecting the author who has also lived in America not to highlight such things is not justice.

Thirdly, like someone has already told you Mr. OP, the book is not really about morality. If you want to read a moral book, it's simple, read any publication from our Nigerian pastors or even better still, just write it!

Finally, I don't see how marriage was ridiculed. If anything, I think Adichie was simply promoting the idea that people should always marry the person they love. Simple.

Obinze married his wife who was just available. Wrong move. He was never satisfied in his marriage. Who told you Kosi is the type of woman every man will like to settle down with? C'mon, that Kosi is nothing but a bimbo! To be frank with you, I wouldn't marry Kosi myself because she can never give me what I want in a woman.

She's just a beautiful girl but she seriously lacked the ability to give her husband the type of challenge he wanted - the type his former girlfriend Ifemelu is always presenting to him. Kosi was just like our typical African women who may even be okay with the idea that their husband is having extramarital affairs... as long as he is rich and/or he is still bringing in the money!

Aunty Uju 'prostituted' her life. She chose money over love. Wrong move. Look what she got in the end. She lost her so called security in a jiffy the moment the Army general died. In fact, she had to 'escape' to avoid the wrath coming from the army general family. She also became a single mother for life. Even years later, when she tried to get a 'father' for her son, you will notice that the connection was not there with the man she was in relationship with.
you summed it up even better than i did, i simply reread the book from this your succint summary....
I approve this comment.
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LiteratureRe: My Honest Observation And Critique Of Americanah By Chimanda Adichie by awakeuche(m): 7:51am On Nov 06, 2016
seguno2:
Great opinion.
I must confess that I have not bothered to read the book as I was discouraged by the title and the different reviews that I had read. This OP simply confirms that I missed nothing by not wasting my money and time to buy and read the book.
bro forget what the op says, he seems to forget that writing a book does not necessarily mean everything must be black and white, the book was set in a colonial era where you either had to make great sacrifices to survive or have connections.
I feel the book honestly depicts exactly what educated women went through during that period in question... As for the societal african values the op opined she downplayed i would agree with him, the book wasn't written to sugarcoat or showcase morals in any form, it simply explains things like they are and let it be which is exactly what makes it one of the most interesting reads......
I totally enjoyed ifemelu's experiences in america, it was part funny and phenomenal. Finally i think morals were downplayed in the book and emphasis giving to the fact that life is not a bed of roses to some no matter how kind and good you may be in the case of kosi, you can still lose out.....
Sometimes bad things happen to good people too........... And yes chimamanda is also one of those writers who always want to paint Christians in overzealous light. Just read the book, you will totally enjoy it
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RomanceRe: Is It Ok For Ladies To Carry Condoms In Their Bags? by awakeuche(m): 12:09pm On Nov 03, 2016
niyi123:
It will not bother you now, she is just your sex slave that you wont end up marrying her.
ok
RomanceRe: Is It Ok For Ladies To Carry Condoms In Their Bags? by awakeuche(m): 7:40am On Nov 03, 2016
Babes with very active boyfriends should always carry condom to limit the possibilities of unwanted pregnancies...... My babe always carries one around and frankly it never bothers me
RomanceRe: Is It Ok For Ladies To Carry Condoms In Their Bags? by awakeuche(m): 7:35am On Nov 03, 2016
Mynd44:
Men are scum
men are not scum.. Reread the topic again.
RomanceRe: Is It Ok For Ladies To Carry Condoms In Their Bags? by awakeuche(m): 7:33am On Nov 03, 2016
nubian999:
It's 2016 a lady should take responsibility for her sexual health and birth control. What if the man rans out or doesn't have any.

The idiot that said men are men is a slowpoke angry
men are not scum, neither are women... Hate much?
NYSCRe: New: 20 Tips For New Corpers Before Leaving For NYSC Orientation Camp by awakeuche(m): 8:50am On Oct 27, 2016
jwax:
did you just say 30-60 pple in a room? gosh! it will smell
not necessarily, unless the occupants are serious pigs.... I remember how a boarding house in my university can have close to 50 something persons, twas tidy and neater than most rooms

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