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Is this where our military capacity at now?? Jesus, we are backward oo, only the weapons and tanks in call of duty advanced warfare will tell you how ancient our military capacity is... everything is now precision warfare and we're still on suppression..

Looking smart, man. That hole in front of your gate though, smells fishy, are u sure Bh didn't plant a mine there.

Public office holders in Nigeria will NEVER resign from office, even if they were caught eating human flesh uncooked.

A good business man must know when to take charge of a good or bad situation to come out in good light, this capital oil dude knows how to cease an oppurtuinity, and that for me makes him a man to watch out for....
Wish I could work with him, guy is just 2 smart.

Now terrorists can use whatsapp freely

obiorathesubtle:
your "principles" and whatnot suck ass!!


Didn't read most of it.. But, I felt the desire to call you a capital perv.. I hope you like the name??



However, we know.. The only reason you don't indulge in "indiscriminate" sex... Is because no one will give it to you..

CAPITAL PERV?? Lol, and u didn't read the post completely o... u need JEZUZ

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Tkester2:
My man, I honestly wish I can tune it down, but this guy missy89 is such an annoying bastard. I can't honestly figure out how a living being will willingly devout his life to lying and misrepresenting obvious facts.

Just take for example, the leaks today from that dubious so called panama leaks - This is a leak supposedly made by ICIJ (for whatever nonsense that means), the leak has nothing to do with Vladimir Putin, in fact even the so called Putin's associate is not even his direct friend, but, a friend of Putin's friend, and by the way only one person was mentioned that has something remotely directly to do with Putin, and this involves an amount a state governor in the poorest state in a remote country like Nigeria can pull together, just $1b and guess what? Putin's image is being used as a cover page for the panama leaks by the western media.

I ask you isn't that indicative of how low this western junks have sunken in recent years? all in a bid to pull down Putin. You see why I am mortally angry with these idiots who come only to rant nonsense especially that guy missy89. For over 10 years the west has been on top of their voices on how corrupt Putin is, yet in these years of noise making no single acct or asset has been traced to Putin, even the so called Panama report has nothing remotely to do with Putin. This is very Pathetic, and in this midst of all these nonsense, a black ass man, whose very own ass Putin is trying to save will come online to talk nonsense.

I tell you if I were to have a live discussion with any of these western trolls it will not end well between me and them. God damn it! Putin has achieved in Russia what no leader has been able to achieve throughout human history and I challenge you to prove me wrong.

Obama always jumps up and down reminding the US of how he reduced unemployment rate from 10% when he came in 2008 to 4.6% as we speak, and as surprising as that may sound that is all he has to show for the 8years that he was POTUS. Yet even with this achievement he doubled the US corporate debt. In fact, in dollar value he is the most indebted presidency in the US history. Contrasting his miniature achievements with Putin's, here is a man who handled Russia in a state of comatose, unemployment rate was at 48%, hear me, I said 48% in 2000, Russia's corporate debt was at 80%, one the most deadly statistics has it that Russia has a birth deficit of 3%. In fact at that time a joke was circulating in NY where Americans where mocking the Russians of how poor they were and Americans will tease the Russians that they could buy Moscow for $20.

Shockingly by 2007 Putin has brought down the level of unemployment rate in Russia from 48% to 6%, brought down the corporate debt from 78% to 13% (contrast that with Obama who increased the debt by over 50%), brought the birth rate in Russia to a surplus of 4% per annum. increased pension and salaries by over 250% and restarted Russia's role in the world.

In the midst of all these, do you know what western media have to say? shockingly, they said Putin is corrupt, and that he was able to do those because of the spike in energy prices. What NONSENSE! I ask the western media - during those years of 'oil hike' didn't Nigeria, Venezuela, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, etc witness oil price hike? How come it is only Russia that gained such a tremendous overflow in citizenship welfare, guess what? - the media went dumb

Saudi Arabia has more OPEC quota contribution, yet in terms of GDP PPP Russia under '(corrupt)' Putin is in the 5th place according to world bank figures of 2013, all the way from 21st place in 1999. If according to the western junk media Russia gained such momentum under corrupt Putin because of the spike in energy how come Saudi Arabia is not in the 1st place or at least ahead of Russia in GDP PPP?

With all that Putin has achieved yet he is not arrogant with his achievements, he is still very cool headed, playing the game very smart, has an uttermost respect for GOD unlike Obumber who all he wants is for Africans to be piercing each others anus, something MISSY89 is an expert in. Putin brought back Christianity into Russia's consciousness, revived the spiritual atmosphere in Russia made the %age of church goers in Russia double that of those in the US, and in all these someone will have the effrontery to say that Putin is corrupt, Pathetic.

Not many people know that Putin is a Lawyer and has a Phd and yet some one who has barely finished his Bsc will come online to rant against Putin. Look at the marvelous work the guy did in Syria, and yet these sons of eve of western trolls will come online to rant nonsense.

My man I just want you to reason along with me and see the reason why I am so venomous when it comes to some fools here on nairaland notably Missy89. I am sorry if my abuses on him irritates you, but sometimes seeing his posts i can't help being abusive on him.

God bless you!

guy man your passion is fearful, I believe you and would never wish to see you, you can destroy like Russia with only ur phone.

How is it possible for ladies to fall for totally creepy, good for nothing modafucks...
And always suspect me even before I introduce myself, Nigerian ladies need to have their eyes checked.

I've always wondered at the name "piggy bank" was the first one originally owned by a plump pink pig, why not a goaty bank since goats are neater and can survive on less.
I can't see a Nigerian going to the trouble of wanting to own a bank riddled with pigs.

She's not bad @all, I bet she's got a hot behind

Used to be sugardaddy and mummy until they realized 9ja has moved past that.

The igbos don't hate the yoruba, I think it was the other way round, personally I think yoruba ladies have the best kitty Kat around.... I respect the yoruba for their urbaness, fear the hausa for their fanaticism, the alliance btw yoruba and hausa is what makes the Igbos hate the yoruba.... join us and let's put an end to terror.

luvmijeje:
My issue with majority of Igbos(nairaland) is your hatred for everybody. Your hatred beclouds your judgement. You guys comment from the point of hatred.

Kindly leave my singleness from this discussion.

Are you telling us she doesn't even know anything about her inheritance until now, How old exactly is she? Get yourself a good lawyer ASAP, report the case to the police, Lga chairman, efcc. I'm sure one of our numerous corrupt institutions might assist you.

It's obvious some naira landers find it difficult to understand basic grammar..... the headline says the government has imported these grasses from Brazil and will "GROW" emphasis on GROW"[/color] them in the south where there's better climate to feed the cattle, it's not going to be an annual money guzzling thing as i'm sure you're all thinking.... infact I see it as a lasting solution to the rampaging problem that is the advent of violent fulani herds men.... also know some countries import meat heavily, while we have it on a platter... GET SENSE.

Major fuckup getting caught..... stop using your body language to show remorse, the solution is simple,

Do those litt[color=#000099]le things you formerly took for granted
Show her how truly sorry you are (go on your knees and beg apologize like a real man would)
Take her to her favorite haunts
Go to your bank,
Withdraw a substantial sum
Buy your wife an expensive gift, Take her shopping.
And when she's finally feeling your sincerity and loving, paint your bedroom, (yes you heard me! Paint your bedroom and put in new bed sheets)
Do something inspiring and totally different from your character.
The choice is left for [/color]you..

LastMumu:
I don't and will never like Lalasticlala for any reason. 83 topics created yet not one single frontpage for me, but Olajumoke and snake go dey grace frontpage like pure water.

had me laffin all day

Zoharariel:
How can we help our christian/muslim brothers & sisters to see through the utter nonsense of organised control systems like religion?

Who will redeem our people (Africans) from their delusional states?

There's no Jesus and Mohammed. Yahweh & Allah are Extra-terrestrials from another planet. They bleed & die just like we mortals.

They were only perceived as gods by our ancestors who obviously had never seen rockets, spaceships, laserguns, eagle masks & nuclear weapons before. Infact, Sodom & Gomorrah were nuked into ashes by the Enlilites who were looking for Marduk (An Enkite), and not some b.ullshit story of God raining down fire & brimstones from heaven.

If there's anyone who wants to ascend to the heavens, then get your a.ss up & board a space shuttle!

nuked by the enlilites, who happened to be looking for an enkite named marduk?...... u forgot to mention marduk's crime that would make the enlilites decide to use nukes to find him. You also forgot to mention the type of nukes used in this scenario... it could have been surface to air missiles, or were they rocket propelled? Or it may have been nuclear war heads, pls do educate us.

Nigerians too fear oyibo ppl, I'm well known in solewant pipe coatings as the most stubborn engr. I no dey gree at all, na so one Chinese fowl wey be ND technical, always watching porn loudly in the office, always staring at the ass of any female employee like he lost something there, I warned him in no uncertain terms to desist or face major drilling.... the schmuck fears me now.

It's only engineer's that don't bear a grudge against anyone from a different tribe. I'm Igbo, I work with hausa, fulani, Igbo, yoruba, Edo, ss, sw, se, N, NC, NE, togolese, I don't care for tribe, it's the personality that counts.

mrjojo:
Something like this happened to recently, On vals day to be precise.. There is this new lady I just meet, she was just in a hurry to get us dating, well I was playing along, Well, she claim she need to visit her parent on Val, didn't even bother, atleast, saved on the spending , the funniest thing was that suddenly, I couldn't find her on my bbm contact anymore, called her and she said she mistakenly deleted her bbm, well she added me back yesterday after claiming she forgot her login details o, So she opened a new one according to her, and added me, asked her ow she got my pin again, and she said "she knew it offhand"
Just laughed, meanwhile I got to knw today, a guy pics was on her dp all tru d val day, well, I guess am a "side bobo". It all gud though, will sure "play" along to her disco..
Some ladies sha, smh

that's the type of thing I like, sidestraffing, no hassles.

I happen to be a newbie in NL. I don't know if what I have is a problem, my friends say it is. The thing is I am seriously attracted to older, pretty women, I have tried to convince myself that its just a phase but it just gets worse, I see very beautiful young ladies at work all day, some subtly let me know they'd be interested in a relationship, I find them okay, but there's no spark. But the moment I see an older shapely woman, I get this weird feeling where my heart beats faster, I can't talk without stuttering, and my legs just carry me straight to her and I just blurt out words like "goodevening madam, I know this is weird but, I wanted you to know I find you truly beautiful, and haven't stopped staring since you walked in". So far I haven't gotten into any trouble yet, for some reason I can't tell, the women either like the attention and laugh it off, or become intrigued and interested, and some of them are highly placed. my question is, is it normal to feel like this towards older women.

tolulakin:
As mouth-watering as the TY Bello/Jumoke Bread Seller, Photobombing story sounds, there are lots of common sense facts that point to the fact that TY Bello is just pulling a fast one on us.

I have always had one understanding of our world and especially our nation. If something seems too good to be true, it probably is too good to be true. I will bring up three or four facts that make me really convinced that this bread seller story is not only a publicity stunt, but it is as well a major fool-the-public drama that TY Bello just used to get into all our heads!

1. Will a bread seller look so good? in the selfie she took with TY Bello, olajumoke was looking so cute that one would begin to wonder if she had been doing facial treatments all her life. But then, what do I know?

2. All of a sudden, she became a MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER! How foolish can we be? Just all of a sudden, a programme was to be held in Abuja and olajumoke was invited as the MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER....yes, SPEAKER! The topic was 'If we were the government'... So I asked myself, was she so educated before or did she become a motivational speaker just by virtue of being lucky or someone is just playing a simply stupid fast one on us?

3. Anybody who saw the picture where she allegedly photobombed the Tinie Tempah shoot will probably believe with me that she was a little bit overdressed to be a bread seller. She looked so good I began wondering, did she really photobomb this shoot or was she made up before the shoot?

4. So I heard Sujimoto gave her a house, STANBIC gave her an endorsement deal etc.... For what did a young lady who just got lucky deserve all these publicity and attention? For being lucky? Or for being a recipient of a TY Bello miracle? I guess we should expect an endorsement deal for the young man E-Money just gave a car and cash to if that is the way to deal!

You can call me as many names as you want for my non-conformist ideas....truth is, it will not change my belief that all these PR moves by TY Bello involving Olajumoke are ways of fooling our collective reasoning. I am certain even Basketmouth shares my views....maybe that explains his recent jokes about Olajumoke....he just wanted to tell us we are all being fooled in his usually funny way!

Y'all can keep getting fooled, Olajumoke will not become a prayer point for me for even a minute!

the more you analyze the olajumoke situation as a case of luck been just too real to be real, the more she's taking Nigeria by storm, if it's a PR stunt, it's inspiring and well thought out.
No come here dey do poor man analysis, do your own make we hail you.

alkines:
d lady is high on jamaican weed

lol

[quote author=drnairalov post=43107395]Gosh just see the misplaced makeup
Lol, misplaced makeup..... hmmm I don laff die

A funny post!
I work in a construction company, where I relate, build, eat, discuss and worship with all possible faiths...... hell I have even done some Buddhism with my Chinese friends, and boy! Do they love their dragons?

I have never commented on any post b4, but 4 u I will, I wonder where u get such hate from, it will do you no good hating other tribes....
And i'm sure you're not yoruba, "because the yoruba's first learns respect b4 any other thing at their mother's knee....
So DISAPPEAR! You foul creature.

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olapluto:
Abba Kyari! That man is the unsung hero of NPF for the past few years. I first heard of him in Ibadan, but he later went to Lagos as OC SARS, now in Abuja, bursting crimes like balloons.
Abba Kyari for IG!

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