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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: River State Civil Service 2023 {rivjobs} by Awesomejah: 9:12am On May 09, 2023
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Business / Re: Have You Been Able To Spend The Old Naira Notes In Your Area? by Awesomejah: 5:13pm On Mar 15, 2023
Yes. Shops in my area in PH have started accepting it.

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Awesomejah: 8:26am On Dec 03, 2022
TiffanyJ:
BA BA BA
We welcomed our prince charming early this morning via emergency CS.
BS will come later
Congrats dear.
Welcome prince charming.

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Awesomejah: 8:25am On Dec 03, 2022
Amakapritty:
Hi mamas has anyone had a normal labour and has also experienced being induced pls which is more painful?
Hi mama, I have experienced both and I can say that induction is more painful though labour progresses faster.

Remember that every woman and each pregnancy differs.

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Awesomejah: 7:07am On Dec 01, 2022
pweetyoge:


Congratulations
Thanks dear
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Awesomejah: 11:36pm On Nov 30, 2022
Flappy222:
I rejoice with you ma’am.
Big congratulations.
Thanks mama
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Awesomejah: 6:50pm On Nov 30, 2022
BA BA

God be praised forever. My princess arrived yesterday evening via VD @4.2kg

BS coming soon.

Wishing other belleful mamas safe delivery

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Awesomejah: 4:38pm On Nov 06, 2022
voucher:
BA!
My princess arrived yesterday via elective CS weighing 4.5kg.. Thank God for a successful delivery
Still dealing with pains
Wishing the remaining mamas all the best..
Congrats mama. Welcome little princess.
Quick recovery dear
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Awesomejah: 8:28pm On Nov 02, 2022
missviva:
B.A! B.A!! B.A

I welcomed my Prince Charming in the late hours of yesterday via emergency C.S
Baby is fine, mother and daddy are fine
Cappo pweetibabe please take note
Congrats mama. Welcome prince.
My teammates dropping it hot hot. Safe delivery to the remaining mamas
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Awesomejah: 8:05pm On Oct 30, 2022
Pweetiebabe:
BA! BA!! BA!!!

Jehovah overdo has done it again, to the glory of God Almighty I welcome my princess around 2:30pm weighing 3.2kg with shikini tear.... Labour was so short and bearable till the last minute.. Mother alive, baby alive, daddy and big sister super joyous.

Oya Team November una cappo don port o
Congrats cappo you don leave us port oo
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Awesomejah: 3:59pm On Oct 15, 2022
Ihavethingstodo:
B.A! B.A!! B.A!!!

To God be the glory, His mercies endureth forever!! Glad to announce the arrival of our Prince charming!!!
He arrived this morning via VD

May the Lord help us all to deliver safely and grant our heart desires!
Birth Story will be posted soon.

Cc: Cappo cinderellashoes
Congratulations momma.
Welcome prince charming.

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Awesomejah: 8:45pm On Sep 26, 2022
Good evening mamas. How Una dey? How is waddling?

Congratulations to all the mums that have birthed their little ones. God bless you all.

My November teamies, we are almost there. God will see us and other mommas through till the end of this wonderful journey in Jesus name.

Just passing by with my big belly and duck fowl walking steps.

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Awesomejah: 7:26pm On Aug 28, 2022
StarryV:
B.A! B.A!
Announcing the arrival of my prince charming wink He arrived at exactly 4:30pm on Friday 26th August. VD, two pushes and a little tear.
EDD 21st Aug
DOB 26th Aug
Baby, Mummy and Daddy doing great.

B.S later mbok grin

Congrats dear.
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Awesomejah: 7:13am On Aug 25, 2022
pyzdan:
BA! BA! BA!!!
my charming prince made his grand entrance this morning at exactly 3:30am. baby and mother doing great. BS will be submitted later.
safe delivery to other preggy Mama's.

Congrats ma'am
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Awesomejah: 7:10am On Aug 25, 2022
MrHighSea:
I married my friend. We PLANNED, prayed to God and conceived a month after wedding. While dating, she'd downloaded an APP for us to monitor her period. I knew when to do and when not to. The APP was 95% precise. I do use the APP to send her coded message too and make her Hot while we're at work. Normally her monthly visitor do trigger heavy but controlled-vomit. When she missed her period for a week and started running to toilet to vomit saliva, I knew I scored the goal. African-star apple became her breakfast. We woke up one faithful morning to perform the strip test. Road-side lab test confirmed the pregnancy. Madam started complaining that I'm smelling. She'll have headache all through the day. At 2 months, We went together to register for ANC. The drugs obtained further messed her olfactory system.

During 2nd trimester, she was diagnosed and got treated for malaria. Doc prescribed softgel (they don't smell as much). Babe was too beautiful and curvy. I was typing lots of codes via the wonder APP and it was working. She became more emotional and anxious. I'd to reassure her everyday to be positive. She stopped taking PCM for the headaches. I brought home fruits on a daily. She was always having light-flashes. Standing to cook was an herculean task. Young man now became proud chief maid in his house. My 27-year old kid bro became the assistant. He'd added 1+1 and knew what's up. We officially informed our mothers. Come see prayers.

She was told the baby's gender can be ascertained on 20th week. I went with her and baby's blokos (as Doctor called it over and over) was revealed. We now silently call him Doctor Blokos. One day towards the end of 2nd tri, she had series of pooing the previous night, we attributed it to her dinner and excess fruits maybe. At work, pooing came with series of vomiting and weakness. Her family friend and colleague rushed her to hospital. My work is 1.5hrs away. She called that she's heading to see Doctor blokos. I'd all her close colleagues phone number just incase. Went from work to hospital, she was alone, starving, crying on hospital bed. She's been admitted. She's concerned for the baby. Her bump wasn't pronounced. Until nurses read her file, they knew the gravity. Drip lines and injections followed. Scan showed baby is fine. Since I knew, we're spending the night and she was stabilised. I rushed out and back with chicken and bole. Hurriedly, went home and picked some items. Bro cooked and brought us breakfast. Then we went home for bed rest as Doc blokos advised.

During 3rd trimester,  She was consistent with ANC, they even created WHATSAPP group. I used to think, she flexes ANC money, until she said they do perform routine lab test (PCV, blood sugar) She took yoga and twerking pretty serious. I was not happy. Imagine what yoga pants and twerking does to a man, yet, Sex was not on the menu. Her libido just off.  Tho She dey try sometimes sha. I'd to youtube how to perform massage. It was demanded on a daily.

The bump she's been wishing for, suddenly became visible. She was always feeling heat. Whereas, I prefer natural breeze to fan. Duvet don't help. We were always arguing. She'll become sad when I try using guest-room. She started sending everybody on errands. She was behaving like an Emperor. Yet, she was so attractive even people gave her compliment on a steady. MEN WERE EVEN TOASTING HER (so irritating). She was always tired, waddled and hit her legs on everything. She'll demand sorry from whoever is closeby. She said, I and bro should rearrange the parlour the way she likes. She became a Tyrant. She was always late. Food became salty. She even said I shouldn't have a deep sleep so I can wake up when she winces at night because of muscle pull. She'll wake me up to cuddle her. I do go to office earlier than before to catch some źzzs.

We started buying baby items from 2nd tri. She'll say, it's better when she's still strong. We bought things I don't know. Breast pump, breast pads, fancy feeding bottles, bags, assorted creams and antiseptics. I was happy when hospital didn't approve some soaps. My soap bin don finish. She said, I should buy bulky items by myself. I carry her go the place to choose the colour of bath she wants. Ordered wooden baby cot here on NL.


She was scheduled for induction on 19/8/22 by 6pm but our EDD was 7/9/22. Paternal instincts kicked in immediately. I quickly installed washing machine (wedding gift), washed the blinds, assembled the cot then hunt for a suitable bank so we create an education trust fund. Keini was born 9:44am on 20/8/22. He has an upgraded version of my looks. Breast milk flowed same day. He started sucking properly next day. He's with maternal grandparents for the next 2 months before he goes to paternal grandparents for another 1 month. Infants are not as weak as they seem, they have muscles esp arms and legs.

I know, stuffs were inserted into her for induction and had to be sutured after birth. let me get her side of the story. I wasn't in the theatre. Hospital was somewhat affordable. The nurses were kind. .

I literally forced her to write her side of the journey.
Here she goes:

"During one of the routine antenatal visit, at about 36 weeks, I was scheduled to run OGGT and was advised to reduce carbs. The glucose disappeared for a while and resurfaced. Then we were told that our boy will be coming in early by induction.

On Friday, 29th August, we were admitted for the commencement of  induction process.   Here I was lying down on the hospital bed enjoying the AC at the detriment of my husband who is too sensitive to artificial air. I thought it'd be like where you're just injected and labor as they say will begin. I never foresaw the hurdles I was to jump to get to the labor part.

7pm, I was called into theatre 2, where the doctor explained everything he was going to do. Basically, the cervical catheter was going to be inserted in me, that will help soften the cervix for dilation.
First, he was going to examine my cervix before insertion.

There I was lying down naked in the midst of two men and three ladies. My precious body which I so much covered with pride was looked upon, just like that. Within me, I was like "shebi it's just to look inside and put this thing there, I won't even feel anything", before I finished the conversation with myself, I screamed so loud. The pain I experienced was never imagined, I kept screaming and jerking, this man called doctor just invaded my pussy with gloves and no lubricant at all, as if the crowd and the stares into my honeyland was not enough.

The deed was done, and like I was told, I experienced a little spotting. At about 9pm I started feeling pains like menstrual cramps. The deal was that, I'll be dilated to a certain cm, which will give way for the catheter to drop out from my vagina, that would mean that business have started.

3am, I was called back and two small tablets which I don't remember the name were inserted as well. It was a female nurse this time and I thought she would know better to be gentle than force her way inside.
6am came and this thing was ready to drop.

By 7am, I was examined where it was discovered that the catheter was placed way too deep inside and it wouldn't have fallen off on its own. It was discovered that I was 6cm dilated, and we were all waiting for the catheter to drop first.
Observing the frequency of my contractions, the doctor, broke my water and it was like hell was let loose.

Immediately, I was transferred to theatre 1, where I was to give birth. My husband and mother were in confusion of the happenings and were asking me series of questions but I couldn't answer any. Out of nowhere, the doctor said I'll deliver within 2hours. I was screaming every time I had the contractions, but then I'll remember bragging to my husband that I won't shout and scream no matter the degree of pain. Na so my fine girl mode change oooo.

Admidst the pains I could see my husband walking out the hospital gate, and I said to myself "this one don put me for this condition come dey run comot". I didn't blame him sha, knowing his kind of person, I knew he wouldn't withstand it.

After series of contractions, I suddenly felt like shitting. First pregnancy! What did I know?. Fine babe like me, will come and shit in the hospital. Omo! I didn't know that was my son telling me that he's ready to come out.
I was then shown how to position and to push when the baby is pushing as well. What I understood then was "shit the shit wey dey worry you".

First push
Second push
Third push, nothing.
The doctor was explaining what was happening to the midwife. This man was doing lecture on top my vagina.
Push again
And again.
They noticed that the baby's head will surface and go back inside.

Time to shit came again, I positioned myself and started pushing, the shouted that I should continue and not stop (at this point, I remembered the last hot sex I had with the man that was putting me through all these, I remembered telling him "don't stop"wink. So I kept on pushing, baby's head came, but they kept shouting "continue, continue". I obliged and suddenly the pain went away".

God bless Doc blokos. God bless my MIL. God bless you all for sharing your stories, it gave us hope.

Keini sleeping after dinner today.
Awww see cutie. Nice BS
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Awesomejah: 1:30am On Aug 18, 2022
Sassy256:
BA! BA!! BA!!!
I welcomed my second prince today via emergency CS. God has indeed done me well o, join me praise His name
Bs coming soon.
Congratulations mama. Welcome prince

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Awesomejah: 9:56pm On Aug 02, 2022
Pweetiebabe:
TEAM NOVEMBER JULY ROLL CALL


We are grateful oh Lord, We are grateful oh Lord for all you have done for us, we are grateful oh Lord.

The Lord has done so much for us, he brought us this far and will surely see us through to the final end where we will hear the voice of the mother and the cry of the baby. We can't thank you enough Most high

NAME.....................EDD....................SEX

1. Pweetiebabe.....Nov 2..........XX(team pink)
2. Voucher.............Nov19..........XX(team pink)
3. Awesomejah......Nov24.........Unknown
4. Opsycal...............Nov18.........Unknown
5. Haafiness
6. Mmadimma.........Nov17.......XY(team blue)
7. Missviva..............Nov12......XY(team blue)
8. desaie............... Nov17.......Unknown
9. HopefulBee......Nov21......Unknown
10. Onyi4classic.....Nov13.....Unknown
11. Brownsmoothie....Nov15.....XY(team blue)
12. Stenvee................9.Nov19....XX(team Pink)
13.

Oya now team no loss ,we are getting closer to meeting our LO's
#TeamNovemberForEasyDelivery#
#TeamNoLoss#
Present cappo. I am doing great. God is faithful.
Small small we are getting close.
Thanks for checking on us.

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Awesomejah: 2:47pm On Jul 26, 2022
oluwalatte1:
BA! BA!! BA!!!

Thank God. My handsome bobo landed this morning through elective CS. We thank God that both mother and baby are okay, and resting.

July Cappo BA submitted

BS coming soon!!!! shocked
Congrats. Welcome handsome
chairman.
July teamies dropping it hot hot.

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Awesomejah: 8:44am On Jul 22, 2022
ladyrachy:
BA BA
Our little princess came forth on 20th July thru an ELCS after three days of labour. Thank God for both our lives,still recovering from pain.
BS later pls. CS is nobody's mate ooo.wishing the rest July mamas safe and easy delivery
Congratulaaaaaaaaaaations mama ��������������������. Wish you a speedy recovery. Welcome little princess
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Awesomejah: 11:34am On Jul 20, 2022
Omobithousand:
Please lovely Mamas advice on the best diaper to get
Kisskid is one of the best diaper to use for babies. I will recommend you try it out.

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Awesomejah: 9:56pm On Jul 17, 2022
dacblogger:
B.A! B.A!!
My blue jet have landed safely.

Labor was so short... Baby boy came exactly on the first Edd scan gave me. Came to the hospital by 3.30. delivered 1hr later
Born at 37weeks+
Safe delivery to the remaining July Mamas.
B.s will come later.
Congratulations mama.
Wish other mama's this same sharp sharp delivery.

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Awesomejah: 8:36pm On Jul 13, 2022
OLESCO:




Yes ohhh finally the lord has done it. Is a "beautiful" baby boy � ..... Though the devil really battled but God gave us victory.

Thanks to everyone for ur concern ...... When i brought my case here some mamas suggested I go for elective cs which i find scary then. And being that doctor have already opted for CR (cervical Ripening) hubby will not agree to anything aside doctors opinion .

Was induced on monday evening, on tuesday morning i started seeing blood show and was moved to delivery ward. Labor started around 2pm. At the first check it was progressing 6cm, second check it went back to 3cm. That is how dialation was moving front and back with constant checking (puting hand inside mi VG..... a very horrible experince) for more than 15hrs than I was already tired, and baby too was getting tired.

Dr now advise hubby for emergency CS to save my life and that of the baby that was on wednesday. In all honesty it was a horrible experince being my first time but looking at my Pericous LO it worth it...

In all I give God all the glory.
Sorry for the late update am taking time to heal.........

Pls any tip from C-mamas will be well appreciated #ilovemyscare
Congrats mama

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Awesomejah: 5:30pm On Jul 12, 2022
sugarcoatted:


If you or your hubby are big, your baby would most likely be big even if you fast from now till next year
This is likely true because in my first pregnancy, I didn't eat much but ended up birthing a 4.4kg baby. Though hubby is kinda of big sha

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Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by Awesomejah: 5:07pm On Jul 10, 2022
Graceeachiwor:
Good evening sabi mamas.... Please av any of you used Agnesia Soap for their LO? How is it? Pls reply
Good evening mama. Though I haven't used their soap but their powder is excellent for baby skin as it helped me clear rashes and any skin irritation on my son.
I have heard other mamas give good reviews about the soap sha
Family / Re: Skin Rashes; Nurse Told Me 2 Use Visita Plus As Body Cream For My 3wks Old Baby by Awesomejah: 5:32pm On Jul 03, 2022
@OP I would advise that you see a peadratrician. Don't use visita, it's too harsh for the skin of a 3 weeks baby.

If you can get original Agneasia powder, it works perfectly for heat and nappy rashes.
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Awesomejah: 6:51pm On Jun 27, 2022
Hamzashaf99:
B.A B.A

My pink jet landed yesterday evening , 26 June at 5pm. Weighing 2.7kg via VD.
Safe delivery to other waddling Mamas.

Team June Cappo and Team
Congrats ma.

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Awesomejah: 2:08pm On Jun 21, 2022
Pweetiebabe:
Team November Small Yansh self Don Dey shake o, we Don Dey plenty small small,
Mama's please let's always respond to roll calls, alone few mama's among us have been active while some are MIA.
For those yet to supply their EDD and baby Sex please do. The Lord will make it easy for us all in Jesus name. How is d baby shopping going?
Have we all registered for ANC? Please our Routine drugs are important let's always take them.
NAME.....................EDD....................SEX

1. Pweetiebabe.....Nov 2..........XX(team pink)
2. Voucher.............Nov19..........XX(team pink)
3. Awesomejah......Nov24.........Unknown
4. Opsycal...............Nov18.........Unknown
5. Haafiness
6. Mmadimma.........Nov17.......XY(team blue)
7. imsettled2...........Nov3......Unknown
8. Missviva..............Nov12......Unknown
9. desaie............... Nov17.......Unknown
10. HopefulBee......Nov21......Unknown
11. Onye4classic.....Nov13.....Unknown
12. Brownsmoothie....Nov15.....Unknown
13. Stenvee................9.Nov19....unknown
14.
Thanks cappo for checking on us.
I am doing fine and have registered for ANC but haven't started shopping. Hopefully I will start next month.
Wishing all team November a very smooth ride in this journey and joy unprecedented on the D-day.

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Awesomejah: 4:35pm On May 21, 2022
Congrats Expectantmom, Terminisuccess66 and Spicy128. Quick recovery to you all. May your LO bring unending joy to you and DH.

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Awesomejah: 1:59pm On May 16, 2022
Omakraid:
B.A

To God be the glory, great things He hath done.. We Welcomed our cute angel this midnight at around 2 am (so I heard) via CS. B.S will be updated as soon as I'm well enough by God's grace

Thanks to everyone for checking on me, I can't start mentioning your monikers now but I'm so grateful..
Congrats mama.
I pray for safe delivery for all waddling mums and may God bless the womb of GTC moms with the fruit of the womb sooner than they expect. Amen


Congrats ma'am. God is indeed faithful.
Wish you speedy recovery. May your LO bring you unending joy and laughter.
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Awesomejah: 5:05pm On May 10, 2022
Pweetiebabe:
Team November MAY ROLL CALL

NAME.....................EDD....................SEX

1. Pweetiebabe.....Nov 4..........Unknown
2. Voucher.............Nov19..........Unknown
3. Awesomejah......Nov24.........Unknown
4. Opsycal
5. Haafiness
6. Mmadimma
7. imsettled2...........Nov3......Unknown
8. Missviva..............Nov12......Unknown
9.


How is our November mama's doing? We should be In our 14th, 13th, 12th and 11th weeks already, some of us should even be in their early 15th week.... I pray the Lord shall make it easy for us in Jesus name, none shall be missing in our camp....Mother alive, baby bouncing, more money in hubby Aza will be our testimonies....

Let's remember to always take our routine drugs, for those that have registered ANC please remember to go regularly.
Thanks cappo for checking on us.
Morning sickness is still dealing with me small small oo.

Haven't registered for ANC yet, HMO says I must reach 3months first before I can register. Taking my routine drugs.
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Awesomejah: 7:13pm On May 05, 2022
Morrewhunmie:
Mamas in the house,pls I’d like to ask if it’s safe to use paracetamol or any pain killer. I’ve been having this serious headache
Paracetamol is safe for headache during pregnancy. Before you take any other pain killer, do ensure to check with a medical personnel first.

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Awesomejah: 4:25pm On May 05, 2022
voucher:


I haven’t used it but a lot of people say they are good.. Maybe someone that has used it will chook mouth
Okay ma'am. Thanks

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