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PoliticsRe: Minimum Wage Negotiations Will Be Tough - Atedo Peterside by aylipple: 8:12am On Jun 04, 2024
Those were very reckless and irresponsible spending on the part of government. You can’t ask the citizens to tighten their belts at the waist while you’re busy freeing yours to accommodate more sleaze
CelebritiesRe: Portable Meets Tiwa Savage At London Airport (Video) by aylipple: 8:08am On Jun 04, 2024
Portable! See hyping Abeg! Werey say na ‘Godfather of single mothers’! Who says Portable isn’t ‘intelligent’? He just lacks finesse and decorum most of the time but it takes someone with some level of intellect to distinguish between a single mother and baby mama.
PoliticsRe: I Dare Anyone To Arrest Me - Aisha Yesufu by aylipple: 8:02am On Jun 04, 2024
Attention seeking woman. Nobody will arrest you Madam so rest. She tried to grab Bubu’s government attention but for 8yrs, they simply ignored her tantrums and public dramas; the current govt isn’t about to change that template now.
PoliticsRe: Thugs Attack NLC Officials Enforcing Strike In Jos by aylipple: 7:58am On Jun 04, 2024
Lol. NLC receiving a dose of its own medicine. For once, I support these overzealous thugs.
CrimeRe: Hunter Shoots Colleague Dead In Ogun Forest After 'Mistaken Him For A Deer' by aylipple: 7:56am On Jun 04, 2024
Jakumo:
Ironically it is seasoned hunters that are most likely to shoot a person by mistake, and here is the reason why. As a hunter gains more experience in the field, it becomes apparent that one RARELY sees the entire silhouette of a quarry so as to place a clean kill shot. Hunters learn over time to spot movement in the undergrowth, and then to ESTIMATE the exact location of the animal while taking aim.

This ability to distinguish the movement of an animal from the natural swaying of undergrowth on windy days is one of the factors that distinguish experienced hunters from rookies who still expect to see the entire animal before opening fire. The danger to fellow hunters arises when this acquired instinct to swiftly take aim and shoot at movement prevents an experienced hunter from patiently waiting to be SURE that what APPEARS to be an animal is NOT another human being.

As a seasoned hunter who ONLY hunts ALONE by day or night due to this important safety consideration, I nonetheless recognize how easy it could be for a hunter who is part of a group to open fire on a fellow hunter in error. All this ridiculous speculation that the accidental shooting of a hunter was deliberate or caused by magical forces, illustrates that most respondents to this topic have never held a gun and never set foot in a forest to hunt real prey that run and hide in a manner that could easily result in accidental shootings.
Your take makes quite a lot of sense from a logical point of view. I’ve never hunted or set foot in a forest for the sole purpose of hunting nonetheless, mysterious and unexplainable things do occur and I believe this is one of such occurrences.
CrimeRe: Hunter Shoots Colleague Dead In Ogun Forest After 'Mistaken Him For A Deer' by aylipple: 7:52am On Jun 04, 2024
There’s more to this life than just the physical realm we all know and acknowledge as existing. This story reminds me of my fellow ‘Corper’ at Mbube II, Ogoja L.G.A. of cross river state sometimes in 2010 who was shot by a hunter because he mistook her for a bush animal; it took the spiritual intervention of a traditional medicine man in the community first, to keep the lady alive before she was taken to the hospital.
These types of occurrences are more than meet the eyes but most won’t believe.
Foreign AffairsRe: IDF: We Have FULL Control Of The Philadelphi Corridor on the Gaza-Egypt Border by aylipple: 9:57pm On May 29, 2024
If Hamas and their Palestinien supporters had known that their deadly incursion into Israel on October 7 last year would result in this all-out fight by the IDF, they most probably would’ve had a rethink.
Call it a genocide or any other name, this is a stern warning to would-be invaders of Israel in the future that if you think you can go low, Israel would go lower not minding the human collateral damage & global outrage.
PoliticsRe: Oluremi Tinubu Slips Navy Patrol Vessels Into Water by aylipple: 2:17pm On Apr 21, 2024
Where's Badaru (the minister of defence)? Man has been missing from public glare for weeks now and it's almost like Matawalle, who's the junior minister, is now substantive as he represents the defence ministry in almost all its public events.

Meanwhile, this OPV is all thanks to the PMB administration whose military renewal and upgrade efforts will remain unparalleled for many more years to come.
PoliticsRe: PDP Crisis: Only God Gives Power, Atiku Tells Supporters by aylipple: 1:40pm On Apr 20, 2024
Somehow, I feel like if Atiku Abubakar gets into Aso Rock, he will do a lot of good.

Unfortunately, his greed, impatience and political miscalculations have been his undoing.
PoliticsRe: APC Appoints Governor Ododo As Chairman Of Ondo Guber Primary Committee by aylipple: 3:17pm On Apr 18, 2024
Is04970:
I no wan laff o
Is that a reward for a job well done smuggling Yahaya Bello from facing justice?
More like get Ododo preoccupied with Ondo guber primary matters so that the path may be cleared to picking up fGYB.

For the duration it took for Ododo to arrive Yahaya Bello's residence in Wuse yesterday, I suspect he came in all the way from Lokoja for that rescue mission; seeing the level of loyalty he has for his predecessor in office, one of the ways to get the wanted ex-governor is to preoccupy his political godson....

Wo, the matter don tire. Someone help me out abeg ...
TravelRe: Lagos State To Extend Blue Rail Line To Agbara In Ogun State by aylipple: 4:56pm On Apr 17, 2024
tollyboy5:
Lagos own the road path of agbara leading to badagry. The headline is misleading.
The other side of agbara is in Ogun state while the road side is Lagos.
Once you enter the other side you've entered the city of bad roads
Okay. I'm not familiar with the geography of that area, really. Thanks for further clarifying it.
TravelRe: Lagos State To Extend Blue Rail Line To Agbara In Ogun State by aylipple: 4:48pm On Apr 17, 2024
Sheuns:
Oga there’s no way at they’ll link a train from Agabra to Abeokuta. Can Ogun state government afford to do the rail within their own state? Or do you expect the Lagos state government to ignore rail going to other parts of Lagos and start building a rail connection for Ogun state?

It’s easier to connect from Agbara to Badagry than from Agbara to Abeokuta or wherever you mentioned.
I think that's the plan: to connect from Badagry to Agbara. Besides, that'll require some level of financial commitment from the OGSG which I don't think Prince Dapo Abiodun is keen on otherwise, the project should've started by now & not still be in talking phase.
PoliticsRe: Photos Of The Nigeria Police Awards And Commendation Ceremony by aylipple: 4:31pm On Apr 16, 2024
DIG Frank Mba. A consummate, professional & fine police officer. A future IGP material too.
TravelRe: A Nairalander First Time On Plane And First Time In Delta by aylipple: 10:20am On Apr 16, 2024
Congratulations to you. Meanwhile, the day Ibom Air opens routes in most of the states Air Peace flies to, that will signal the beginning of the takeover of domestic air travel from Air Peace.

While Ibom Air's prices are higher, those who value time, peace (ironically) of mind & reliability will choose the Akwa Ibom State owned airlines any day over Air Peace, which has become notorious for delayed departures, unreliability & sometimes outright rescheduling/cancelation of scheduled flights.

Having said that, both airlines have an enviable safety record, fleet of brand new aircraft, professional crew & comfortable flying experience among others.
PoliticsRe: PDP Crisis: Northern Group Rejects Atiku, Endorses Wike As Party Leader by aylipple: 9:59am On Apr 16, 2024
Any good student of history will tell you PDP's problems originally begun from 2003 due to one man's egoistic & selfish ambition.

His ambition forced then then incumbent President who was his boss to reportedly go down on his knees to plead for his Vice President's support to win a second term.

Once that President secured his 2nd term, he went for his VP's jugular. Instead of retracing his steps, the ambitious man joined another party while still serving as Nigeria's number 2 from where he went on to clinch the presidential ticket of another politically party controlled by Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

Of course, he failed but his ambition didn't die. He returned to the PDP which he helped founded and bidded his time again. When he noticed that then President - Dr. Goodluck Jonathan - was going to seek re-election in 2015 contrary to an alleged unwritten agreement that he would only contest once & hand over power back to the north, this desperate politician jumped ship once again and aligned with others to give the PDP it's biggest "fuçk you" till date.

He contested the presidential primaries of the party he jumped to hoping to clinch its ticket but yet again, he failed.

Realizing his ambition to become president would be dead and buried should he remain in the party where he jumped to (Atiku knew power was supposed to rotate to the South after the Buhari Presidency hence he needed another platform to realize his lifelong dream of being President) this man began to portray himself as a lover of Nigerians preparatory to his move to again jump back to the PDP & contest its presidential primaries in the build up to 2019 general elections.

Again, he was defeated.

This time & for the longest time in his political career, he stayed back in the PDP. Then, Buhari's tenure ended and it was time for power to rotate to the South but this same man, who joined other political prostitutes to chorus "power rotation" in the build-up to 2015 general elections, made an about turn saying power rotation is alien to our constitution.

He contested the Presidential primaries of the PDP for the umpteenth time & could've lost woefully (inspite of all the humongous money he spent on delegates and the Iyorchia Ayu-led NWC) to Nyesom Wike but for the 11th hour political betrayal of another slippery political snake, Aminu Tambuwal.

Realizing the political dexterity, popularity & financial muscle of his closest opponent - Wike - that came to the fore at the primaries, this same man carried himself to the then Rivers Governor's residence to offer him a joint ticket but for reasons best known to him, he made an about turn again & chose someone else.

That was the final straw that broke the proverbial camel's back & PDP has never been the same since then.

Therefore, if PDP must get its mojo back, it must first of all confine Atiku to the dustbin of its history and then clear the Augean stable thereafter.

Anything other than that and PDP will become a footnote in Nigeria's Democratic story.
CareerRe: Since I Slept With My Staff She No Longer Respects Me Pls Advise Me by aylipple: 5:36pm On Apr 15, 2024
"Barbecue and Hollandia Yogurt", that's what some ladies are worth these days.

Anyways, Mr. Manager, you knew you were married in the first place before you invited her, paid for a hotel room & had intercourse with her; if she were to sue you in court, there'd be no escape for you because there was clearly a power imbalance at play & any action on your part to terminate her employment may be adduced to the affair you'd with her.

Having said that, since all it took was barbecue and Hollandia Yogurt to get her to drop her pants for you, it may also require the same "sacrifice" for you to get her to amend her ways.
PoliticsRe: Gov Eno Visits Family Of Late Nollywood Make-up Artist (Pics) by aylipple: 7:14pm On Apr 13, 2024
Highly commedable moves from Governor Eno.
TravelRe: Price War: Ethiopian Airlines On Lagos -london Route Now Cheaper Than Air Peace by aylipple: 9:56am On Apr 08, 2024
One is traveling for close to 17hrs with a stop over at Addis Ababa while the other is non-stop flight of less than 7hrs; of course, those who value their time, have urgent business, are patriotic & can afford it, will still choose Air Peace 10x over.

Over all, I think it's high time the Nigerian Government makes Air Peace its flag carrier so that all these other exploitative airlines can have a good run for their money.
CelebritiesRe: Verydarkman Finally Released From Police Custody (photos) by aylipple: 9:58pm On Mar 31, 2024
You see that long sleeve sweatshirt and socks he wore inspite of the very hot Abuja weather? It's to protect him from mosquitoes.

Meanwhile, dude needs to reassess his social media personality and watch what he says; mostly faceless people on social media will cheer you on to where you'll finally jam agbako & leave you there. Is it possible that what he said about certain lawmakers & police chiefs engaging in a homosexual r/ship with Okunaye Idris aka Bob is true? Yes. Does he have the evidence? I doubt it. And that's where his fault lies.

Anyways, I wish him success with his new level of fame now because his incarceration has no doubt increased his fame beyond what it was pre-incarceration.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Worships At Dunamis International Church by aylipple: 12:57pm On Mar 31, 2024
All I've to say is that after Tinubu, power is returning to the North; whether it's in 2027 o or 2031 (God sparing our lives), the next occupier of Aso Rock is a northerner & no amount of Church, mosque or IDPs camps photo ops will change that reality.
PhonesRe: "No Samsung Fold, No Entry" - Nigerian Big Boys Flaunt Samsung Folds Phones by aylipple: 5:05pm On Mar 30, 2024
Big men (the total networth of the men at that table is in the billions) engaging in a "phone parade" like some yahoo boys in their twenties who just hit a maga!
TravelRe: Truck Suffers Brake Failure, Crushes Woman To Death In Lagos (Graphic) by aylipple: 12:41pm On Mar 26, 2024
Just has to be a Dangote vehicle. I may be wrong but at least 1 out of every 1,000 Nigerian knows someone or someone who knows someone who has been killed by a Dangote truck.

At this rate, Dangote vehicles have to be listed among one of the ways to die in Nigeria so that when people sight anyone from afar, they start giving way or carefully running away from it as far as possible.

What a tragic way to leave this world!
BusinessRe: NCC Sues MTN For Copyright Infringement Against Maleke by aylipple: 7:52am On Mar 26, 2024
If NCC can successfully pull this off in court (even though I expect MTN to settle out-of-court), Maleke is about to become (if he isn't already) a multi-millionaire in possibly hundreds of millions of Naira.
PoliticsRe: Top 10 Beneficiaries Of CBN’s N1.1 Trillion Anchor Borrowers Program by aylipple: 6:58am On Mar 23, 2024
The government tried for recovering at least 50% of the monies it gave out as loans and the anchors too for having the faith to repay some of the loans back.

However, I'd like to point out that the evil & destructive activities of some Fulani herdsmen, who grazed their cattle on some of these farmers' crops as well as flooding, contributed to the inability of some farmers to repay their loans (not ruling out other factors but these ones, I'm sure of).

Having said that, if the EFCC should beam small searchlight (doesn't have to be full) on Bank of Agriculture (the MD then, some directors of the bank as well as some of its bank officials), NIRSAL (the former MD at the time & current MD, officials in charge of disbursement & those who vet the loan applications) & some directors of CBN (there's a particular director but he has been transferred out to one arm of the CBN in Maitama by Cardoso), the skeletons they'll find ehn, it will be epic.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi To Join El-Rufai In SDP - Bwala Daniel by aylipple: 1:54pm On Mar 22, 2024
Don't you just love Nigerian politics? We'll see how all those who called Mal. El-rufai unprintable names will defend a joint ticket lf of both politicians; either ways, it's a mission DoA.

Don't be mistaken. Mal. El-rufai as Kaduna Governor brought innovation, development, FDI, vigor & responsible leadership to that position. He's probably (in terms of infrastructure & HCD) the best governor ever of that state & this is inspite the insecurity resulting in loss, destruction & psychological trauma of many lives under his tenure.
EducationRe: Participate In Q And A App 10 Days Giveaway - March 22 - 31, 2024 by aylipple: 1:33pm On Mar 22, 2024
Edoreborn:
Pls house,,what kind of business can one do with 2.5m?
Buy fine parboiled, sorted and destoned Nigerian rice @ 60,000 resell for 65,000 or any other suitable price at your location.

Start with 35 bags (50kg). How quickly you're able to turnover the sale of these initial quantities will determine how quickly you'll be able to recoup your initial investment + profits.

PS: depending on your location, this could be risky considering how much hunger is in the land; make dem no go attack the truck wey dey convey your rice, loot am. Otherwise, this is one business you can start with that doesn't really require any technical knowhow.
PoliticsRe: Atiku’s Ambition Is Affecting The Growth Of PDP – NPSA President, Hassan Saliu by aylipple: 4:06pm On Mar 21, 2024
PDP's closest chance to regaining Aso Rock is to field a formidable candidate from the southeast such as the former Anambra governor but even that has its own peculiar baggage.

The man has been tainted with harbouring a "church agenda" & he didn't help matters in the last general elections as he went from pulpit to pulpit urging "Christians to take back their country" or something to that effect. The "yes Daddy" leaked audio too didn't help his image.

If presented with the choice of the incumbent deadbeat & the former Anambra governor, it's no brainer that the North will rather chew stones & drink cow urine than vote for a Christian perceived to be beholden to certain influential men of God.
CelebritiesRe: Over 100 Police Guard Me Daily - Shallipopi As He Clashes With Police Officer by aylipple: 1:37pm On Mar 21, 2024
This is a clear consequence of see finish! The NPF has "reduced" itself in the eyes of these entertainers especially (deploying mopol or CTU officers to celebs to be doing mai guard or opening doors upanddown) that's why they're not respected and can be rubbished for doing their job.
SportsRe: All African Games: Nigerian Athletes Break African Record In Thrilling Race by aylipple(op): 6:59am On Mar 21, 2024
No way the anti-doping unit isn't bringing in Omolara for drugs test after her brilliant performance; it's too good to be true so they'd want to check to ensure she's clean.

The race still makes my heart skip a beat each time I watch it. That should be the highlight of the entire AAG.
PhonesRe: Subsea Cable: Glo Shades MTN, Others (Photo) by aylipple: 11:59am On Mar 20, 2024
Whoever approved this ad should be flogged.

"When the world needed them....?" the fact Glo admitted their competitors were "needed" & had the "world" in their palm is an admission of defeat.

No one craves/has a need for something if it isn't good. The fact their brief absence had a "worldwide" effect speaks volumes about how important these competitors are.

"They broke your trust, they shouldn't be trusted again.... Your trust is safe with us, it can never be broken". And such other copy ads would've sufficed but hey, Glo most likely has some of the best copywriters on the continent/in the world at their beck and call.

Abi, wetin una think?

Meanwhile, Glo is trash! When real network providers are talking, that network should be outside manning the doors from intruders.
SportsAll African Games: Nigerian Athletes Break African Record In Thrilling Race by aylipple(op): 11:35am On Mar 20, 2024
On Tuesday night in Accra, Ghana at the ongoing All African Games (AAG), the Nigerian mixed 4x400m relay team of Emmanuel Ojeli, Patience Okon-George, Sikiru Adeyemi and Omolara Ogunmakinju stormed to GOLD in sensational style with Omolara stealing the spotlight.

Ojeli set the race going for Nigeria and set the team up for a brilliant start, handing over the baton slightly in 2nd place behind Botswana to Patience Okon-George, who created a reasonable lead just 30 metres into her race; pushing Botswana to second place on the 2nd lap.

However, Sikiru Adeyemi found himself napping on the 3rd lap of the race as Botswana's Bayapo Ndori wasted no time regaining the lead and creating a distance of over 20 metres between himself and Adeyemi in the process.

All hopes looked lost for Nigeria after the pass of the baton for the last lap but Ogunmakinju put on a show, running what could be aptly described as the race of her life as she steadily and speedily closed the 20-metre deficit created in the 3rd lap with the just 30m to the finish line to bring the GOLD medal home in a time of 3:13.26!

With that thrilling performance, Nigeria shattered the African Record set by the Nigerian team that competed at the Tokyo 2020 Olympics.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpW16G5C5ug

PoliticsRe: Resign If You’re Desperate To Replace Abure, LP Replies NLC President by aylipple: 4:47pm On Mar 16, 2024
Lol. It was & still is, too glaring that the NLC under Comrade Joe Ajaero has become a political tool for Ajaero's ulterior motives.

When it was said that the Ajaero-led NLC had become "political", many supporters of the LP presidential candidate in the last general election dismissed it but the chicken has come home to roost finally; the Labour Party has exposed the NLC President as having political interests.

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