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Celebrities › Re: Wedding Dance Of Moses Bliss And His Bride by Azazyel: 1:27pm On Mar 03, 2024
DamnnNiggarr:
shocked

This Moses Bliss's wedding hullabaloo is getting stale and annoying every passing day.

In the nearest future, they will surely show us;
1 Moses Bliss's wedding shoes.
2 Moses Bliss's wedding clothes.
3 Moses Bliss's wedding ring.
4 the person that designed Moses Bliss's wedding outfit.
5 Moses Bliss's wedding cake
6 Moses Bliss's wedding cake maker
7 Moses Bliss's Bride's and groom's maids
8 Moses Bliss's toilet paper tissues
9 The toilet where he pooed just before the wedding.
10 Moses Bliss's wedding organizers
11 Moses Bliss's wedding wrist watch etc.

The hype of this guy and the hullabaloo of his wedding is just too much.
This kind of marriage won't stand the test of time.
Family › Re: My Senior Colleague And His Wife's Messy Marital Life. Things Are Happening by Azazyel: 12:14pm On Mar 02, 2024
Kingrshd3:
May God bless u that's exactly what I said that how can u marry a 19years old girl who doesn't really know what she needs in her life at that age and u expect her to be committed 😢

And yet the OP is 40 years kai ..

He must be a part term fool for doing such mistake
He could have easily gone for a lady in her mid twenties. There are educated ladies around who are looking for life partners. Many. He wanted to be clever by half and got outsmarted
Family › Re: My Senior Colleague And His Wife's Messy Marital Life. Things Are Happening by Azazyel: 11:58am On Mar 02, 2024
This man na confirm mugu. Abeg leave him alone let her finish him off. This old man sef. You married a 19yr old girl cos of what? A girl that still doesn't understand what it means to be committed. He started simping for her instead of being a figure she can look up to. The decision he took after discovering her terrible attitude shows how useless he is. You better run away from him. Anything you tell him would reach that girl and she would come after you. Money is not everything... She never loved him. She just used him as a stepping stone to her dreams
Foreign Affairs › Re: Orthodox Jewish Dentist Shot And Killed In San Diego By Muslim Patient. by Azazyel: 6:27pm On Mar 01, 2024
Another zombie
Politics › Re: Igboho Tells FG To Release Nnamdi Kanu, Says He Is Just Fighting For His People by Azazyel: 7:35am On Mar 01, 2024
Yamleg:
What do you do anytime your wife gets you pissed?
I just need people's take on this.
My wife doesn't often feel comfortable once she realises that she pissed me off.

Not eating her food means nothing to her.
Not engaging her in bed means nothing to her as well.
We can stay together without talking for more than 2 weeks

I'm just tired of the life I have subjected myself to through her. I'm fed up for real... It's been this way since ages.

What more can I do?
Your wife has found happiness elsewhere. You're no longer on her agenda. You must have been simping for a long time and she has seen your weaknesses. Work on yourself. Women don't really like overly nice guys. They want men who know their self worth. Men who keep them on their toes. Did you do anything to offend her? If you did, apologize. If you didn't offend her and she's denying you s*x then it's time for you to focus on yourself. Make yourself happy. You can let your family and hers know what is going on so she won't twist the whole story later on. If you have kids, take good care of them and be very close to them so they won't take their mom's side blindly. If there are no kids then why are you still enduring in the marriage?
Politics › Re: Igboho Tells FG To Release Nnamdi Kanu, Says He Is Just Fighting For His People by Azazyel: 6:45am On Mar 01, 2024
This guy should better go and rest. He should be careful. He may not escape another assault. Tinubu won't do that sha. He's not as heartless as Buhari. Once Simon Ekpa the groundnut boy is caught, Kanu would be released.
Politics › Re: Merging Army University, NDA Will Give B’haram ‘upper Hand’, Zulum Tells FG by Azazyel: 8:43pm On Feb 29, 2024
uba1991:
why am I reply this slowpoke?
Gerrout!!!!
Guy, Tinubu is merging institutions and organizations to reduce government spending at this time. This is something Obi wanted to do and applauded. Why are you pained? If Tinubu does something else, you'll insult him, if he follows Obi's advice, you'll still insult him. What do you want? Allow this man rule in peace and stop this hatred for Yoruba people.
Career › Re: Tax Experts, How Much Is He Supposed To Receive At The End Of The Month? by Azazyel: 6:55pm On Feb 29, 2024
Mercylike:
Nairalanders, my friend got a job in a depot although he didn't get the position he wanted as a logistics person.

He was paid as this is his first month..

Offer letter shows below per annum:

Basic - 650000
Transport - 240000
Housing - 240000
Telecommunications - 120000
Lunch - 125000
Medical allowance - 125000
Wardrobe - 125000
Pension - 113000
Annual leave allowance - 65000

Total is 1,803,000 million.

Monthly salary is 150000k.

Note:
1. Out of this 150k, 8% employee pension fee will be deducted

2. Employer is also expected to contribute 10%

3. Paye (i don't know the amount of paye tax on this salary)


My question is; with the information above, how much is the employee supposed to collect at the end of the month .i.e Net monthly salary
You want to know your boyfriend's salary cheesy
Politics › Re: PMS Price Per Litre In Nigeria & Some African Countries - StatiSense by Azazyel: 10:43am On Feb 29, 2024
Ibrahimcoomasie:
PMS PRICE PER LITRE - in & around Nigeria - 26 FEB 2024

NAIRA EQUIVALENT
1 🇲🇱Mali: ₦2,266
2 🇨🇮Ivory Coast: ₦2,289
3 🇨🇲Cameroon: ₦2,196
5 🇹🇬Togo: ₦1,832
6 🇧🇯Benin: ₦1,779
4 🇬🇭Ghana: ₦1,594
🇹🇩Chad: ****
🇳🇬Nigeria: ₦668

IN USD
1 🇲🇱Mali: $1.435
2 🇨🇮Ivory Coast: $1.450
3 🇨🇲Cameroon: $1.391
5 🇹🇬Togo: $1.160
6 🇧🇯Benin: $1.127
4 🇬🇭Ghana: $1.009
🇹🇩Chad: ****
🇳🇬Nigeria: $0.423

#StatiSense
(Global Petrol Prices)
Their citizens can actually afford these unlike most Nigerians. Besides, they don't even produce close to what Nigeria produces in a day. They have a better structured system except Chad, Mali, Cameroon.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is This Real? by Azazyel(op): 12:37pm On Feb 28, 2024
I went to the church and saw the pastor again with the form he asked me to fill. He always seems to call people from the crowd during service and be telling them their life histories. They would be shouting "yes Sir". All the time I have been with him, he never saw Jack. I met a young fellow there who was also after the Canada Visa. He had no passport and told the pastor. The guy told me the pastor had been dribbling him. The pastor gave him a number that he should contact the woman as she is an immigration officer. He called the woman only to hear her speaking Hausa and later spoke pidgin saying she doesn't know any immigration officer or whatever. He told the pastor and he replied on WhatsApp "they said she lost her number" I now asked "who are they?" This man is a real dribbler. He has been parading some fellows in church telling everyone that they would be in Canada this month. Last week I even heard him talking about how TB Joshua is an inspiration to him even though he claims he left MFM some years back. Honestly, a lot of Nigerians have been brainwashed by these Men. Most times in the church, I'll just be shaking my head. The number of times I even saw people running outside to give offerings is up to 8. I'm not exaggerating. Steady cashout every week! Then he'll be telling them of how enemies are doing them and holding their destinies. If he is not preaching about enemies, he'll be preaching about sacrifice. His midweek services are worse. He'll start in the morning and end close to dusk. Omo things dey occur! Zombies yapa for this country. Nigerians always want to believe that one enemy is after them instead of sitting down to think and restrategize to get out of bad situations in life.
Celebrities › Re: Moses Bliss, Fiancée Marie Wiseborn Release Pre-wedding Photos. by Azazyel: 11:59am On Feb 28, 2024
After using gbola to rub another woman in public recently, you wanna marry abi? Let's see how it ends. grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Is There Interview Before Given Testimonies In Church by Azazyel: 4:42pm On Feb 26, 2024
Imagine someone coming out to give testimony of how he or she is doing hard drugs business or yahoo. That's part of it. Some people in church are not sane o
Food › Re: How Much Is The Price Of Egg Roll In Your Area ? by Azazyel: 4:33pm On Feb 26, 2024
It's 300naira here in Lagos
Politics › Re: Lagosians Stage Protest Over Economic Hardship (Video) by Azazyel: 2:51pm On Feb 26, 2024
Codedpriest:
Which group is this
The Ronus,
Emilocornians,
Agbadorians or
The Ebi pawas?

These people claim to be wise, but they have the most docile and sentimental voting population you can ever think of.
How can somebody with a functional cerebrum choose Tinubu against Peter Obi ?

Then come out to protest Ebi Pawon after just 6months.

what were you expecting before ?
una mind go touch ground
CLOWNS
So in your mind, it's all Yorubas that voted for BAT abi. Why can't you just leave tribalism out of the whole thing? Check out the percentage of votes Tinubu got from SW and compare with the votes Obi got from SE, let's know who the real tribalists are. Tinubu got most votes from the North sef. This politics of ethnicity must be eradicated. It has ruined our nation. Even when thugs in Lagos tried as much as possible to intimidate Igbo voters, they were shocked to discover that fellow Yorubas had taken it upon themselves to vote for Obi. Pls stop this ethnic banter. You're discouraging the people who voted PO last time.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool: Carabao Cup Final (0 - 1) On 25th February 2024 by Azazyel: 11:25pm On Feb 25, 2024
ogahope:
If you were a striker, with the formation Super Eagles played, I believe you would have scored 100 goals😆😆😆
Even with an attacking play, osimhen with all Chelsea's weight on his shoulders would definitely flop. He is usually wasteful in front of goal. Chelsea is currently facing the same wastefulness issue. Osimhen definitely needs to work on his positioning, headers and finishing . I love his workrate. It's among the highest
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool: Carabao Cup Final (0 - 1) On 25th February 2024 by Azazyel: 11:19pm On Feb 25, 2024
kunleiky:
The ones he scored in the last two games are in Dream Leauges abi.
Subtract his impact from that AFCON let's see if you entered final vs Cote D'Ivoire.
Let's learn to objective
Shalom
He impacts games alright but I'm talking about output. Goals conversion rate. He misses lots of chances. His positioning sef na something else and that's why he is usually caught offside. Chelsea needs a striker who is lethal in front of goal like Harry Kane
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool: Carabao Cup Final (0 - 1) On 25th February 2024 by Azazyel: 6:40pm On Feb 25, 2024
EmiDon11:
we need osimhen
Osimhen can't do anything. He'll struggle in the EPL. Chelsea needs a striker that's already in the EPL. We all saw him at the afcon. He didn't live up to the billing at all. Funny thing is he can be quite wasteful and his headers are mostly not accurate.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool: Carabao Cup Final (0 - 1) On 25th February 2024 by Azazyel: 6:29pm On Feb 25, 2024
Whenever I see Chelsea play football, I can say it anywhere that they play better football than Manchester united. They have an identity unlike united that play some lazy football. It is just so baffling to see them losing against smaller teams. Perhaps they just need a consistent striker to take them back up. Chelsea would likely bounce back faster than Man Utd who largely depend on luck on the field
Politics › Re: FOREX Crisis: Raid On BDCs Ill-Advised, Wrongly-Directed - Peter Obi by Azazyel: 11:05am On Feb 25, 2024
Obi is absolutely correct on this one! With the way it's going, Tinubu may not use more than 4yrs. As for Obi, when he gets into power, can he actually do what he has been saying? Naija politicians talk so much but do so little
Travel › Re: Lagos Red Line Rail Trains Tested Ahead Of Commissioning by Azazyel: 10:58am On Feb 25, 2024
Phonon:
Very commendable. However, Nigeria does not have a proven record of maintaining core infrastructure very well. Check back in 12 months and see if things are not falling apart.
Yeah you're correct. Nigeria has a poor maintenance record but you see Lagos, those trains would be maintained so well even for years to come.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Fulham (1 - 2) On 24th February 2024 by Azazyel: 6:21pm On Feb 24, 2024
As soon as I saw the first half, I knew it would end in tears. Man.U players have a habit of sitting back and letting smaller teams ball them. Dem no dey hear word. They got lucky against Luton. There was no form of creativity upfront. The 4th spot is for either Villa or Spurs. If united don't get players who can hold on to the ball plus creative players, they're just jonzing. I think ratcliffe would have gotten the message by now. It's a big mess.
Celebrities › Re: My Marriage To Ella Is Over - Rapper Ikechukwu by Azazyel: 12:23pm On Feb 24, 2024
These Mohits guys. There's something wrong with all of them
Politics › Re: Nigeria's Economy Grows Steadily As Oil Output Rises - Reuters by Azazyel: 8:29am On Feb 23, 2024
Bethel4Life:
no be only falling


U never shout E Bin pa wa finish

More suffering is coming
Are you after a better Nigeria or for one presidential candidate? I voted for Peter Obi but since he lost, there's nothing much I can do until the next election day. I am annoyed at Nigerians who voted for Tinubu but I can't resort to tribal bashing. A huge number of Yoruba people actually voted for Peter Obi so you have to be careful with the way you are taunting Yorubas. This is the best time to win more people over instead of the cyber bullying. If Tinubu finds a way to get things right, it would benefit every single citizen regardless of who you voted for. We don't need tribalism here. We need to come together and figure out a solution pls. Don't let all these politicians deceive you. They eat and drink together at our backs in secret places.
Christianity Etc › Re: Are You An Angel ? Let’s Find Out If You Are An Angel In Human Flesh by Azazyel: 11:23pm On Feb 22, 2024
Sukkot I am back o. I still have some questions
Crime › Re: KWASU Student, Jimoh Abdulmueez Declared Missing (Photo) by Azazyel: 3:36pm On Feb 21, 2024
EyeCumInPiss:
Pls is KWASU anywhere near Ogun State. huh
Nope. Kwara state. It's Kwara state university. Really far from Ogun State
Christianity Etc › Re: Is This Real? by Azazyel(op): 10:11pm On Feb 20, 2024
I'll be at the church tomorrow. Expect some updates here. I'll try to locate one or two people to discuss with to find out some things. I'll try as much as possible to avoid the zombies in the church cos some people there have been completely hypnotized. I'm filling out the Canada Visa form
Science/Technology › Re: Northern Green Anaconda: World Biggest Snake Discovered In The Amazon Rainforest by Azazyel: 9:02pm On Feb 20, 2024
englishmart:
"World's biggest snake" as if they have gone around the world measuring every giant snake. The snake I saw in Nnewi during Christmas was 3X bigger than that kindergarten snake
Tell us the name of the snake you saw.

Politics › Re: Be Patient, Tinubu’s Daughter Urges Nigerians Over Hardship by Azazyel: 10:20am On Feb 20, 2024
Prayers again? So now prayer is the only way out. These people think they are talking to babies angry
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Azazyel: 9:23pm On Feb 19, 2024
davomaster:
I noticed 2 days ago that my Redmi note 10 pro no longer sleep automatically by itself when the screen is on unless I lock the screen my self. Redmi users, what do you think might be wrong?
First check if in your settings your screen timeout is set to "never". If it isn't then, check your app permissions. There could be an app keeping the phone awake at all times
Christianity Etc › Re: Is This Real? by Azazyel(op): 9:09pm On Feb 19, 2024
chiedu7:
got yah
cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: Is This Real? by Azazyel(op): 9:17am On Feb 19, 2024
Westerhoffe:
Where did you hear of it?

Azazyel, he's one of the Watchers… that taught men weaponry.
You shouldn't validate his name bro.
Yeah I know Azazyel. I know what he did. I just love the name

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