₦airaland Forum

SLIDE waxie: so, u couple now combine banning abi? Like u sit at the dinning and discuss the next victim.

Ogugua: sexkillz dear

Sexkillz: yes honey.

Ogugua: guess what?

Sk: what?

Og: i finally banned that b!tch today!

Sk: which one? Idowu?

Og: no o. Idowu is my frnd na. That one dt posted the porn pix that sent u into 'aggro' and u nearly fucck the maid.

SK: that's grt! The devil want to use dt girl for me o!

OG: i gave her 10.

SK: that good dear!

Og: are u not going to punish her too?

SK: ha. I will if u wnt me to. I'll giv her 21days!

OG: aint dt too harsh?

SK: nothing is too harsh for the devil

Game over!!!!

fubbyy: job is coming bro

People like you will surely sex their co-workers in large numbers. Don't just let it distract you from a man's main purpose......getting that "guap"......Just don't come back and open threads like "My female co-workers don't want to leave me after i fcukd em".

Oga fubby, you need a job more than you need information on how to get dumped. Me sha, i stop calling and whenever she calls, i tell her I've been busy with work.....b'cos i have work.

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I'll go for a BMW X-6 anyway at that price, at least that's what you wanted in the first place.

Parrotpal: @phamtom, what is the meaning of 'CBD' cos ve not heard that in town planning.

It means "Central Business District".

otokx: looks more like a wannabe 3 star hotel.

Hehehehehehe!!!....The "Bad belle" force is strong with this one.

anonimi: What would you call a person who knows (or should know) a government tier (LGA) receives monthly allocation on his behalf from Abuja plus rates, levies etc to do a job and the LGA does not do the job BUT also turns around to ask those on whose behalf he received the money to do the job

I'm sure you see those ladies that wear orange coloured over-alls that clean major streets and highways. They are a common sight.

anonimi: Just saw your above addition to your initial post.
I pay substantial amount as taxes to the LASG.
I have

no running water in my home,
the road in front of my house is not tarred
and the gutter is not cleared by the LGA responsible.

I also know my situation is not different from that of the vast majority of Lagos residents on whose behalf Fashola

collects monthly federal revenue allocation from Abuja
in addition to the IGR he gets from our pockets, wallets, purses and handbags
even plus including loans raised in our collective name.

Well i have running water and a garbage truck comes to pick up my trash once a week. We street residents are responsible for cleaning our environments, packing it up in one collection spot and the garbage trucks pick them up. Where do you stay that these services don't reach you??

Uyi Iredia: Rising but marginally so. Most residential areas aren't planned or if planned are unkempt with decaying structures, of course there are few well-planned, well-maintained estates like Abiola Gardens and V.G.C. For it to rise to the ranks of an international status (on par with developed nations) the following_and more__are needed:

• Efficient sewage systems
• Efficient water delivery systems
• Transport alternatives such as rail & ferries.
• A strictly followed city plan
• Underground electric lines (which eliminates the clogs,
unsightliness and risks of the present cabling method)
• A robust local government (which neatly does the work of
allowing grassroot participation in the state's polity)

As far as I can tell Lagos is mostly deficient in these areas despite minor improvements so I really am not excited with the pics you posted I've been to such places and they are few.

Who cares if you're excited or not?? The pics were posted for those that will appreciate it. Most of the improvements in the pics were done by Nigerian citzens and Diasporans that still belive in their country and invest in it. Sit down there and be making lists of what you want to see before you approve the pics.

anonimi: And would you mind telling us what Eko Ile was doing with the unrelated picture of Fashola & Jonathan in his OP?
To NOT be "so fixated on negativity" concerning OUR president

I don't have to "look for dirty gutters".
They exist everywhere assualting our eyes every day. That is the direct result of misplaced priorities of Clueless Fashola abandoning the BASIC issues for the yoyo cheap & cheerful projects to wow the befuddled followers with hyper inflated contracts as he steals the hardworking, tax paying residents of Lagos blind.

Bros, Which ghetto do you stay?? Where I'm located and places i commute, I hardly see things like that your pix ooo....It seems you're in diaspora and you want to justify your status by convincing yourself that there's no progress. Its ok to be a diasporan, no one will crucify you for that. As for @Eko ile, that's a different story......BTW, I pay my taxes, it can be annoying atimes but i'm not complaining and i also have running water in my home courtsey LASG. Do you pay your taxes?? What have you done for your Government?? Its so easy to complain especially online.

Some people are so fixated on negativity that they fail to see improvement around them. See random pics of Ikorodu rd i took on my way to work. In the past, Market women and yellow transport buses would be all over the place but now, there's sanity......Its like the poster above me set-out that day with this thought on his mind.... "Yes!!! Today i'm going to look for dirty gutters!!!".

I'v got a friend that girls is the last problem he'll ever have. He's tried to involve me in 4somes and orgies.....but i know better. If that kind of person joins NL and starts opening posts on what he does, you'll close your shop. Where your game stops, that's where another person's game starts.

fubbyy: if I said I hardly get girls, y'all would've believed me, now I said girls flock around me so what's difficult in believing that? Or is it impossible?

No one cares about such information. Do you know how many guys girls flock around on NL?? If a dirty, smelly guy has got cash to splash, girls will flock around him. Its not rocket science.

fubbyy: check my profile and see my posts, I have some other things I post about, its just that this one happens everyday in my life

Ok, no sweat. Flings still happen....a lot too but you know girls hardly do it for free nowadays. They'll definitely expect somthing from you in the morning....You probably spend time talking to your girls and getting to know them, that's why they sense a connection.

He probably had a running tummy and couldn't honor the engagement. Try giving a speech with a running tummy...or you want him to shoot a deuce while on the podium

Obinnau: nothing is rude there bro.

It is rude. A moderator should exercise some restraints....a neutral stance.

CAMEROONPRIDE: you and your bogus claims again, tell me more , so the people calling for the breakup of Naija are not Naijan, interesting what are they?

I don't have a problem with Cameroon. Its Niger Republic that the @OP fails to realize the danger's really from.

dmcdad: But give her common recharge card and notice the difference. Lol

Not to mention buying her eat-ables and the likes.... C'mon, that's all they know...

I swear!!!! Spot on. The most romantic thing to a lot of girls is a phone alert that their bank account has been credited with cash or a phone call/text saying "I've paid it in".......

dmcdad: Dont be surprised bruv... I think the op is very good at creating such........ threads. Get use to it.

Lol...."Why am i so sexy?", "Why do girls fall in love with me?", "Why do girls want to rape me?" "Girls want to commit suicide for me".......as if e pass the guy wey dey him profile page.

redsun: Cities have risen and fallen for thousands of years.Built by me to show their drives,cultures,architectures,intelligence,ingenuity,beliefs and the joy of being humans.

They rise,they fall.They rise again.All for vanity.

Those that can not build are those that have not discovered the essence of being.And understanding the concept of building lies in understanding the basics.The little things like being able to feed yourself.

All that poetry because of food. Are you waiting for the Government to come feed you?? SMH for these peeps that like food too much. No matter how much food you give the poor, they'll always come back for more. Educate them, arm them with skills and empower the upper and middle class to employ them. That's how you help them.......Sheeez!! Some people sha, Advocating for the "poor" as if they're truely that concerned.

fubbyy: did I said am not looking for money? Or should I forget every other aspect of life in the name of looking for money?

As wide and deep as Nairaland is......this is the only thing you seem to talk about. "You" in particular. Its ok to ask these kinds of questions but don't be so fixated on them.

Guy, go look for money and stop looking for fling. Is it only "I'm a fine boi" and "I need a fling" that runs on your mind?? Increase your mental capacity.

Pls, apart from Accra, what else is there to Ghana?? I need honest answers.

True, You can eat your cake and still have it. Thumbs up GEJ.

shaybe baby: I'm going to tell mummy!

Snitch!!!

[quote author=Atheist:-D]I see what you mean. She looks nice

Good luck bro... I got your back. But move quickly on her, 190 is on a rampage [/quote]Yeah, she really is. 190 Who??

neena adjei: youre kidding me

Madt serious here.....First noticed u when some guys were in a competition for "Who Gets the girl" on a sports thread after the last AFCON competition. That don't mean I'll start stalking or PM'ing you though.

Neena Adjei.....or who ever's in her display pix. I'd gladly empty my bank account for her nd go hungry like dem Somalian kids in 1990.