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Of course it is. Congrats on choosing the right path!

The league reflects what our country is.... I call it corruption in jerseys where home team rarely lose. watch the Barclays Premier league, u will see Chelsea trashed at home by QPR, Arsenal beaten by Reading, U will see Madrid losing Gijon on their on soil in La Liga...all that never happen in our league. You will never see a 10 point gap between league leader and the runners up. Coupled with the unprofessional refereeing and bla bla bla....i will rather watch cartoon than wasting time watching our league. Let me know when the league is improved

Hilarious....this is the funniest joke i have ever seen here

lwkmd... badt boi na wetin u be. Nice one bro

I saved hers as "Mummy Messi" she saved mine as "Daddy Mourinho" since 2006... We now have 3 kids and they are all girls

Nice one justwise. You can bring fish of up 20kg if you are fish type but don't try meat. I had all my meat seized in May but the immigration officer told me nothing 's wrong with fish. Bring a maximum of 10 packs of 20 cigarettes (200 sticks), as for lighter, you should be ready to bribe Nigerian immigration to be allowed to bring it on board coz they took mine from me when I was coming here in May but never mind you will always get ur ciga lit up at any appropriate time and places.
More importantly brace up for rigorous studies where plagiarism is a sacrilege, copying and pasting will land you in trouble and proper time management will be a big plus. Save for few lucky ones surviving on part-time job is a myth here as you may not get one any quickly if not at all. Before you resign from where you're working now in Nigeria create a good impression such that if there would be any need to go back there you wouldn't have any problem coz after your studies you may just find out that going back home would be the best option. Did I just say I am packing my stuffs? Good luck fellas.

Nice one justwise. You can bring fish of up 20kg if you are fish type but don't try meat. I had all my meat seized in May but the immigration officer told me nothing 's wrong with fish. Bring a maximum of 10 packs of 20 cigarettes (200 sticks), as for lighter, you should be ready to bribe Nigerian immigration to be allowed to bring it on board coz they took mine from me when I was coming here in May but never mind you will always get ur ciga lit up at any appropriate time and places.
More importantly brace up for rigorous studies where plagiarism is a sacrilege, copying and pasting will land you in trouble and proper time management will be a big plus. Save for few lucky ones surviving on part-time job is a myth here as you may not get one any quickly if not at all. Before you resign from where you're working now in Nigeria create a good impression such that if there would be any need to go back there you wouldn't have any problem coz after your studies you may just find out that going back home would be the best option. Did I just say I am packing my stuffs? Good luck fellas.

With all d 'Elegushi loading' Oniru luckdown', 'pool side chilling' 'sea-side things' 'La Palm Time' No single swimmer represents Nigeria at the Olympics.... Laughing things

Oh oh, i guess Ndigbo are looking for a reckless spending governor that would be rolling cash out to appease their greed. If you are not happy with the good work for which BRF receives high accolades then we can help you get more luxury buses in case the available ones would not be enough to take you back home.

jmaine: Interesting . .let me appease your intellect and sincerity by saying Gbenga Daniel was the best thing to happen to Ogun State . . .The people were unfair in voting him out . . .He performed excellently and never embezzled . . . .Ogun peeps made the worse mistake of their lives voting him out . .

If you feel the above ticks your approval . . [b]then permit me to also strengthen the theory that the worth of a Nigerian politician is in his/her course of study and professional field

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Again, it's silly trying to attack a personality based on the course he/she studied in the university . . . .that is what kids do . . .Do you also support that notion . . .

Verdict :- If you must criticize . .don't b silly about it by citing his course of study, moreso when you don't even know much about you chose to castigate . . .

Voted Gbenga Daniel out? He finished his two terms bro.....

onatisi: is the prof living in nigeria ?what interest does he have in our national political discourse?i beg think well

My dear, he is a professor, an intellectual allowed to analyse economic or political issues in Ghana, Nigeria and anywhere in the world, you too can if your intellect is ripe enough for that bro. He doesnt have to live in Nigeria, there are hundreds of non-Nigerians who haven't been to and likely will never visit Nigeria who are disturbed by Boko Haram menace and the suffering of Nigerians abroad despite the country's endowment. Just for the records, Professor Ayittey centred is argument on Gej's media chat and buttress it with his understanding of topical issues in Nigeria and our constitution.

all4naija: With all these hate for GEJ I am beginning to like him(the president). I hope to see the next person coming to that position. I think this man is far better than people think. Just there are too much people against him in taking actions which would compromised the survival of the nation.

Believe it or not, the Northern elites are bent on making sure this administration doesn't succeed in any way in moving the nation forward. Not only that, these are people who really have roots and powers in the politics of Nigeria. The battle this president is fighting at the moment is beyond repair and moving the country forward but stay afloat in this sea of monsters from the North who are hungry for power to squander more of the resources not coming from their region.

I don't even see the Ghanaian professor as intelligent though. Insulting another nation president is tantamount to how much stupid he could be only to be praised by some morons here who are being chased out of Ghana. It baffles me how most silly Nigerians would complain of how they are being treated abroad only at home to allow a stupid prof to pass insult on what is not of his concern. How many Nigeria profs have the right to insult the Ghanaian president? The Ghanaian prof is just a tool in the whole theatrical aggrandizement of his intellect. I think he should go home and have a rethink if he's been used by some group of people to pour insult on the president.

To those supporting this stray-puppet professor from Ghana should better think twice of how much Ghana has contributed to the propagating of passing recriminations on Nigerians. Look very well guys, this professor is no way better than our Nigerian president and he can be in that position nor exercise any quality of leadership . I say to hell with him, to hell with the Ghanaian prof!

Dude stop going off the point! In this globalized world criticising a president is no longer an internal issue, every interested foreigner like this professor can air their views on any non-performing president. The simple truth you are eluding yourself with is the fact that almost every comment of the professor was right. Point of correction, this guy never insulted GEJ, he only criticised him and Nigerian profs have the same right to commend/criticise Ghanian president if they are interested.

Some nairalanders are not just seriousness. Anyway many of you doesnt had a degrees sha. Pls be wisdom.

I will use my old black/white tv to watch Gej then watch the much awaited battle of football giants on my new 3Dtv. I have been looking for an opportunity to smash the black/white anyway.

What an experience! If the story is exactly the way you narrated it,I feel so sorry that a kind-hearted babe like you is going through all these. But who am I to venture into blaming the guy coz I'm sure if she is a nairalander perhaps my ex-girl friend would have come up with a piece closely similar to urs about me. As a matter of fact I had to read every word of your piece with serious attention to be sure that this story isn't from my ex. Please do me a favour to read my own story to the end if you can.

I dated her for 8 yrs and it was my first real experience of boy-girl relationship. I loved her and respected her and she reciprocated this too. She was still looking for admission when I was in 300 level and we lived together for months. At some point I started noticing that her movement was becoming strange, I suspected that she was up to something while I remained faithful as always. About this time I discovered I had an STI of which I didn't sleep with no one but her. I explained to her but she said she might have contacted it in toilet. I struggled to believe her but the trust I had in her was fast declining. When she gained admission I began to notice some strange telephone conversation and I once came across a message she sent to her ex but sincerely there was nothing too sinister in the content apart from the fact that she had already to me she had lost contact with the guy. The suspicion was becoming crazy such that at every opporunity I always searched her phone and got some reasons to suspect her in some ocassions. I had travelled down to her school during my NYSC year without informing her, I got there very late in the night but there was nothing apart from the fact that I met her eating fried egg with plantain when she had told me earlier on the phone that she would only manage 'concoction rice' for dinner but I met her all alone in the room.

Early in the morning of the third day of my impromptu visit a message came through to her phone but she was asleep I opened the message and it read "why are treating me like this, is it because I don't have another girl here?" She didn't give me any good explanation about this as our argument nearly turned to a serious fight.
I then met a girl and asked her out but I felt I was only doing that to have some back up in case things didn't work out between us. This new girl was a virgin and I disciplined myself not to have sex with her as I wasn't sure I would marry her but my attention had become divided and my movement began to become strange to my girl. She started searching my phone to and we began to quarel incessantly.

Expectedly we had some abortions which could be up to or more than the ones you had dear poster but in none of this cases did I accompany her to do the abortion, infact she made abortion look so simple to me with the way she put herself together after abortion except on one very occasion she was almost forced me to go with her and was so down after doing it and something kept telling me that was the only one she really did.

I continued dating the other girl until my girl told me she was pregnant again this happened shortly after my NYSC and I had already started managing some job where I served. I was still suspicious that she might not be pregnant but wanted to get some money from me in the name of abortion then I told her we would not abort this yet I had strange feelings not really about who is responsible for the pregnancy but about wether or not the pregnancy was real. She was in her third year in Uni at this time but on holiday and I gave her 120k to use find some buying and selling just to keep herself busy and well exercised.

I changed my attitude to the new babe and eventually called it quit with her knowing that I was about to become a father. My girl and I agreed that we would let our families know when the pregnancy would be 3 months coz I was still wary of my popsy's probable reaction inspite of not being fed by him any longer. One morning about the time when we were to inform our families, I got a call from her friend that she was rushed to the hospital. At this point my mind went back to my initial suspicion and guess what, she spoke to me with a trembling voice that she had just lost the prgnancy for a cause I couldn't make any sense of. I also suspected the hospital she claimed she was rushed to coz there was a hospital close to her house where she normally went any time she fell sick. I went as far as looking for someone unknown to her to go to the said hospital and confirm if she was there but I could get anyone unfortunately.

She had used 21K out of the money I gave her for petty business for treatment according to her. Sincerely I didn't believe her and started feeling uninterested in her but I couldn't call it quit as I kept thinking of the yrs we've been together and her age. I realised that I was pretending to still love her while hoping sth naturally broke us up. We started quarelling at any slight opportunity yet she wouldn't act like a woman in any case.

I met another girl at this time, I really had strong affection for this girl but still thought it wasn't going to work as my girl wouldn't leave me. This new girl was a final year student as was a virgin too, as a matter of principle I didn't make attempt to sleep with her but I truly loved and wanted her. I decided to carry on with both with the hope that things would sort themselves out.

I got a schorlarship to study abroad and evrything was set. Both girls were aware of this and each of them asked me asked ne to at least meet their parents before I travelled even if I can't do any big introduction. I forced myself to visit the parents of my first girl cos we lived in the same town and I had no excuse to say no eventhough I wished there was one but I couldn't meet the other's parents cos I would have to travel far besides I wasn't sure how things would be despite the fact that I had realised that she's exactly the kind of lady I wish to marry. She even offered to see me off to the airpot but i dodged cos I had been closemarked by the first gir who would later become my ex.

Honestly I shouldn't venture into talking about how I stuggled to keep my mind of the the first girl coz I am tired pressing the keybord but I broke up with her. I found the other girl more suitable, I felt I had taken a wrong step before meeting the right person and I swear this doesn't have to do with anything aside personal preferences and what had happened in the past. Unlike you boyfriend I still showed some remorse and respect knowing that she will be affected to matter what, I am particularly worried about the lenght of the relationship. I didn't oppress her and felt sorry that things didn't work out as planned.

I didn't want to marry her because I had to coz the level of trust had gone below a level that can sustain marriage. I can't explain how sorry I feel not by admitting any giult but just being human. Unlike your case, I wasn't her first boy friend and contrary to your attitude she has been all over me and my family threatening me and doing all sort of things. But I always wish her well with a strong conviction that the step I took was only meant to avoid greater problem in future but I admit that I had my fault too.

I wish you didn't copy and paste it I would have laughed.

Baba Ijebu was listening to adverts on a radio station, he just listened to MTN advert and the next advert was Obituary:

Radio Announcer: With deep sense of loss but total submission to the will of God we announce the death of our father, great grand-father, in-law, uncle, brother and step-father,
Baba Ijebu: aaaaaaaahhhhhhh, 5 people perished in one famillllllyyyyyyy!, Na accident or Fire burn them? Who go come remain for the family now eeeehn.

Nigeria is a country where pastors exploit church members

For racial-related offences John Terry is being questioned by Police. Police is your friend. Your friend can sometimes be your worst enemy.

All the prophecies credited to this prophets are negative. With exception of Sosoliso crash, a 5 yr old boy could have predicted the failure of OBJ's 3rd term bid and Yar'adua's death. I wonder why people cannot start stoning prophets who never see good coming but evils.

I saw this comment on GEJ FB page. Funny!

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Abbey Ola: this haram people no sabi ur home? Make we send you condolence too. You seems to have given too much condolence these dayz, we will like to pay you back. Mumu
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SUNDAY, because it paved way for the dreaded Monday. I only loved Sundays during mid-term breaks

Bishop Oyedepo and Baba Adeboye, what a great collabo! This one pass Dbanj and Snoop Collabo oooooo. Stealo sorry Shilloh must be a great event

If you truly have this thought on your mind, then you're more misguided than BokoHaram themselves. Have you ever taken time to research what you practise? Islam does not support violence and anyone who associates violence with islam (the West), uses violence in the name of ISlam (Boko Haram) and anyone who would leave Islam on the ground of it being violent(YOU) is absolutely misguided. BTW who would even notice if you leave Muslim World?

Cheers mate!

lol, you made my nite

Ijogz K:
Lie lie lie, Its waaay easier to live in Niaja cuz you can always have your way, if you ain't lazy, I know of a friend in the UK who still collects 5pounds from his mum everyweek. A guy of over 25years. I sometimes wonder what he is still doing there. God forbid. One thing have come to realize about those struggling to remain there is that " A lizard in Nigerian would not turn out to be an Alligator in the USA or the UK" If you cannot make it here, you would probably lack the initiative and the brain to make it else where, I love my country Nigerian but i hate the president

LWKMD, I hate the dull boy too

Mike Emenano
Ogbhece
Manga Muhammed.
Abiodun Baruwa
Jonathan AKpoborire
Efan Ikoku
Isaaac Okworonko


Wilfred Agbonivabre was great with eagles, he's part of our first world cup appearance heroes.
Ben Iroha remains my best eagle player

He has tremendously worked on Dr (Mrs) Dame Patience Jonathan, at least she has stopped creating her own version of English Dictionary since May 29th 2011

chino11:
^^^^

Biafra is actually coming to fruition, by the time they all killed themselves, since they have formed instrument of destruction for themselves. The north are killing themselves while the Yorubas are down here killing their leaders.

you're kidding right? Or have you forgotten that this is just one of the unreported 1000 ritual killings that take place in the east on weekly basis? If the hired assassins can be identified they must all be Ibos, these are the people who take lives at slight opportunity so far money is involved, mtscheewww

phreakabit:
[size=18pt]Just three?!!! [/size]

That was all there was!!!

Princek12:
If you are unsure about the veracity of an information, don't post it. You are misleading people by doing so. 419 has nothing to do with the Nigerian Constitution; it has to do with the Nigerian criminal code.

Gbam, it actually is section 4 subsection 14 of the Nigerian Criminal Code. I think Ghana-must-go was derived from the bag used by Ghanians in packing their loads out of Nigeria when we had strained relationship with Ghana