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rowlandwhy:
hey babelove abi wetin them de call u,
beta mind yourself here because them go impeach u,
read and advise accordingly not like the other thread where u are advising couples to cheat on their partners to spice up their marriage live.

Oh sharrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaapppppppppp!!!!!  You boring prude!  Abeg stay for religious section oh!  Who release you from ya cage?   Are you babies that one can influence?  Instead of you to admit that you have been guilty of f**king around the clock, you are calling Babeelove!!!! Please make a no see my name for ya keyboard again or that warrants a hot slap from me.  I don warn una oh!

Gold:
doyin na wah for you ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Look this one!!!!   Abeg make you try get visa leave Naija small!!!!  Una too bush!!!! Nothing will make me ever befriend a dude who lives in Naija---a go just kill am take am make suya!!!!  Una too bush!!!!! You guys are more irritating than that "Head On" commercial--that always makes me want to puke!!!! Agggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

omoge:
just cut off his blokoss (the sinning apparatus) and throw it away.

+osisi:
and send a dog named bingo to go fetch it.

omoge:
and send a dog named bingo to go fetch  it. 

then bingo will chew some of the head off and throw the left over away 

best solution ever!!!

+osisi:
That'll be enough punishment.
The surgeons will now be forced to make the man a transvestite

Chei! Chei! Chei!   Oja people don finishi me!!!!! Hochos - Pochos - Poor -  Blokoss!!!!!!!

Omoge, +osisi-------una no well at all!!!! One or all of your brothers may fall into this category! If you decide to carry out your threats, there would be serious "state of emergency" shortage oh in the world oh!  And we cannot have that! Abi una wan turn "Lebanese"

 

$$Rhino:
This is just too crazy for me to comment, i will have to go and think, eat and drink and i will be back, infact, i might have to consult the elders in my village, because this one get as he be.

My guy, I am truely sorry that this is happening to you, it is sad but seems like marriage is no more a sacred institution that it used to be, no more love from the husband to the wife and no more loyalty from the wife to the husband, anyhow, that is the talk for another day.
If i were in your shoe, I will sat the woman ( wife) down, and kind of probe her first, Pretend like i am not aware of what has happened.
1. I will ask her if there is anything i am doing as the husband, as a friend and as the man of the house that i could do better?
2. I will ask her if she is happy
If the answer to the questions are Yes, i will "pretend' stil like nothing is wrong, and walk away.
Come back and show her the printed copy of the mail, however, it takes a God's intervention to be calm, because you will need it, at least,i am sure i will need it, because smoke will be coming off my nose.
make sure you have another copy of the mail though, i will go like this:

" Honey, please, don't see this as me snooping on you, remember you have have your passwrd saved on the machine,

so while i was trying to go on the net and get some stuff done, i found myself here and being human, i found myself looking at this mail, and it saddens my heart, that a woman that i love so much could get herself involved in such, now could you explain this, please don't lie to me, i beg you, it is hurtful to find this out, but will be more hurtful to know that it want to be covered up with a lie, with every lie, yuo need another 20 lies to cover it up"

Once the woman is done, if she tells me the truth, I will take few clothings and leave the house for as long as i think i need, because such woman can't be trusted at all, if she can be screwing her cousin,, aint safe at all.

If she lied about it, I will pick the phone call the cousin and have her talk to the cousin while i am there, and from the vibe i get from the convo, i will know If she is telling me the truth, or i am just hearing some voices in my head or i am just beeing paranoid.

It wont be easy, and healing such marriage wont be fun, but you have to be careful with your decision.
If you have kids together, please consider them in any decision, yu will be making.[/b]Good luck

He he he he he he he he he he!!!!!  Serious "long tin"!!!!

$$Rhino--------------Na wah for you oh!  All this energy for what you feel might be obvious? You are very kind in your thoughts.  If na me I know wetin I go do this babe--im go hear whiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnn!!!!   She go know say khaki no be leather!!!! To satisfy all conscience, I have to investigate further.  This is not a [b]hearsay matter at all----If I am that suspicious, then I have to investigate to clear all doubts. I no get wahala with the cousin oh!   Infact, I go let the bobo visit--come set them up wellu wellu for my personal entertainment--with lots of video coverage and telephone wire taps!  he he he he he he he!!!  See drama oh!!!

omoge:
soul and bebelove, right!

NEVER!!! if he cheats, get whatever you can from the marriage and move on.

Move to where?  Make im move!!!  I ain't going no where oh!   To go and start the crap allover again Like the grass is greener on the outside or what?  Most men na the same.  One kitten no dey gree them sit for one place!!!!  No way-------mama hossanah!!!!!!!!  When im waka finish, and the juju clear from im eye---just banish am to one room for basement and let him look after the kids!  He can be a meghad or driver or lawn keeper or chef!!!!  Rubbish!!!!   We will move on alright--but no more "conjugals"---just let the mugu stay home and babysit his kids while you gerrout and have some fun! Nonsense!!!!

soulpatrol:
that's why it's encouraged for women to be financially stable on their own so that if any unforseen wahala should happen, then she doesn't get[b] thrown out into the street like a nobody.[/b] i see this happening a lot, especially when the woman is so dependent on the man for support. he then sees it fit to throw her out on her own knowing she can't fend for herself. hence women should always have a back up plan whether the marriage is good or not. it's just being smart.

I just love this girl! Don't maind thiz "trust and obey" women!!!!!

Impossible!!!!

A lone voice crying in the wilderness!!!!! Carry come ma brother!!!

Bullshit!!!!!!


_{Gosh!!!! I hate "kparakpoism"!!!!!!! Igbo this, Igbo that!!!!! A beg make una go siddon!!!!}

Where is Chiegemba Kai student life no easy oh!!!!   Girleeeeeeeeee a mizzzzzz you oh!

+osisi:
babee abeg remain some for ya coworkers to pack o

You sabi say "shit" full here to pack.  We need more workers!!!!!  So there can never be shortage of "shit" to pack.  I am just doing my "portion"!!!!


Uche, I don mail you soup oh! You get am?

Tanna:
[center]My Tips For Spicing Up the Marriage:[list][/center]


_{1. less sex, and more teasing}


2. less sex, and more MouthAction
3. Flirt with Other people
4. Let the spouse "catch you" looking at them lustfully
5. have sex all of a sudden as the other in about to go to work
6. [b]send sexy pics and erotic text messages via cell phone[/li]
7. Dress extra sexy and act like u don't care if they notice.[/b]8. [b]FLIRT with your mate like u would if you were were single.

Babeegirleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!  Na you talk am!  A dey "year''
you!!!!  Now this is a girl that knows shit!!!!!   I like #1 the best!!!! _{----the tin dey tire person sef!!!!}

+osisi:
I wonder why you didn't add,bring in another woman.
Isn't that what you told us somewhere else?

+osisi, which wan be ya own sef? -------Abeg make you lef us hand nauuuuuuuuuuuuu Gurlz just want to have some fun!!!! Lie down on top of your "big bros" for the next 100 years and let us be oooooooooooooooooooooooh!!!!

Quote from JERRY-08



Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
« #42 on: Yesterday at 01:08:36 PM » 

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@Load
A very nice one,so many a time couples tend to break up and go their separate ways just because they neglect the so many little things that they used to do when they are young and crazily in love.Its high time we all know wealth is an intergral part of any marriage but it is not all that is required.
@babel and doyin
Both of u should really grow up,if u want to get personal why not get your details and do that privately instead of boring the house with your dry yarns

Look dearie--learn to mind your own business!!!!!!!!!!If you do not like the yarns like you call it--just head to business secton or religious section and hook up with your kind.  For your info I am seriously PMSing and I am about to unload some not-so-rosy sh*t on you.  This is your last warning! Not in the mood for any of your crap ok?

Quote from ebos

Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
« #43 on: Yesterday at 02:51:18 PM » 

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Every person is entitled to his or her own opinion.  Why being hard to someone who just gave his or her personal view on how to make marriage last and wax in love.  She has not cursed any person.  I believe the thread call for contributions, and here someone has given her own contribution


Don't mind the ragamuffin   If we all agree on a given topic, how can the thread be interesting?  Like we all have to agree or something?  That is why I say when If I die and have an opportunity to come back to this world--it will never be as a Nigerian if I had my way.  Boring cows!!!!

Judy Thorne's----------- rendition of - "FAITHFULLY"----- LYRICS     Disco remix version for clubbers!!!

Original[b] "Faithfully"[/b] done by Journey!!!!


Its the weekend people!!!!!!!!!!!!! Time for some serious head-banging music!!!!! Club time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DJ Lil'Cee & TrevorSimpson Ultra.Weekend2  Super club mix----
   
Highway run into the midnight sun
Wheels go round and round
You're on my mind
Restless hearts sleep alone tonight
Sending all my love along the wire
They say that the road
ain't no place to start a family
Right down the line it's been you and me
And loving a music man
ain't always what it's supposed to be

Girl
you stand by me
I'm forever yours
faithfully
Circus life under the big top world
We all need the clowns to make us laugh
Through space and time
Always another show
Wodering where I am lost without you
And being a part ain't easy on this love affair
Two strangers learn to fall in love again
I get the joy of rediscovering you

Oh girl
you stand by me
I'm forever yours
faithfully
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh oh oh
faithfully
I'm still yours
I'm forever yours
Ever yours
faithfully


Boy!!!! Do I love this song or what

Uche2nna:
Wetin I do this girl

No main them jo Uche! All na sign of loff! Off to the joint to "pack more shit" later loves!!!!

Moyin moyin-----akamu!!!!

A clear conscience and good health!!!!!

It sounds like your paranoia has reached magnanimous proportions.  Instead of sitting one place and "stewing" over the matter, why don't you be a man and discuss things with your wife.  The woman ultimately has the final say on what to do with her body.  Also, have you considered the possibility that your wife might "jisoro" the cousin of hers as she "told" you?   My dear, at this point you can only watch and see what is going on.  You read her email   WOW!!!!  Na wah for you oh!!!  Now the dude is coming to visit you guys? Wonderful! Please let us know how it all played out. This situation is "pregnant" with a whole load of possiblities! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!

You have two options.

1.   Pretend that you do not know what is going on---wise option---if you value your union!     

      Some things are better left unsaid-------especially if you have kids!!!

2.   Talk it over with the "missus" and be prepared to handle whatever comes out of it!

Goodluck!!!!!

soulpatrol:
hmm, one of those annoying topic again, huh? i'm sick and tired of people giving excuses for the misdeeds of some men! lord, have women come to think so low of themselves as to allow such BS? my own is that, if you make it clear from the get go that you think it's acceptable for your man to cheat, then when it happens, don't be surprised. men shouldn't just be allowed to do whatever they please. it's not fair! women can cheat if they want, but they have more respect for family values. why are there so many broken homes? why do women always have to suffer the consequences?

some of you say, oh its the woman's place to pray for her husband so he doesn't stray! Bullshit! did they come into this world together? if he can't keep his wiener in his pants when he leaves the house, then he deserves whatever calamity comes his way! what is the purpose of saying vows when you're getting married and having the guts to mention God's name? when you know down the line you're not going to stick to it?

its sad though that a lot of us have been conditioned to accept this cheating crap. well what is good for the goose is also good for the gander. husband cheats, wife finds out. she's hurt and can't forgive her husband, so she goes out and cheats on his friend. husband finds out too and the whole marriage is in disarray, the kids are confused. they're even now, but is there anything right about that? this whole marriage cheating thing has got to stop[b]! if you're going to be a swinging couple, then by all means do so. at least you're both in on it![/b]

Good job!!!! Souly!!!! Ladies, never ever leave your home for another woman!!!! Never!!!

weebee:
babeelove are you married or single?

+osisi:
Only God knows

The answer my friends is blowing in the wind!!!! He he he he he he he!!!!

saucekid:
@ militia,

why should a man wash a girl's pant?
^{na jujuonic powers she use for ma}

where i come from,it is an ABOMINATIONABOMINABLE[list]
[li]ABOMINATION[/li]
[li]ABOMINABLE[/li]
[/list]ABOMINATION

or just that the guy is a 'mundu'

You are too young to understand!!! Give yourself about 20 more years!

freemimnd:
imagine you are inlove with a girl, only to introduce her to your friends and here that they all slept with her on the night before your wedding.

I wonder when she found the time before the wedding night to sleep with all your friends.  Usually, sex if the last thing on a girl's mind before her wedding.  In any case, is it what you heard or what you know?  I see you believe in "village gossip"!!!  You are not married yet and you are already catering to neighourhood gossip  I think you are in for the "time of your life buddy"!!! Goodluck!!!!!

<sub>Some people definitely have no business getting married!!!

cough cough cough cough cough cough --------------</sub>

Prrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnntttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Asaba---------------Live!!!!! Thank you for hosting us!!!! Where the parry at

_{Please no vernacular abeg!  I no like "Kparakpoism"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}

When you stop breathing!!!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha   This is too too too funny!!!! The downfall of a cheating man!!!!! This punishment is too harsh oh!!!!

waxyweller:
Guy You mess up big time, why be say na how to kill man You post, why not how to kill a woman that cheats, well i can guess that, Just put drying shaving powder on her pussy and put a nice looking charming guy in front of her,if she wet on the shaving powder the thing go chop all her toto finish

Hmmmmmmmmm Na wah oh!!! Una too wicked!!!!

Because the world is a sad place. Most depressed people cannot stand to see others happy!!!! Typical self-hater attitude!!!!!


_{How is the noble proff}

MP007:
first of all infidelity is not a disease, addiction, thats what is it , u peeople just l;ike making me angry ,


The reason why marriages don't work is because its based mainly on love love and love. The secret to a successful marriage is commitment. It is the commitment that makes the other partner your "one and only", news flash, u can fall in love with anybody at anytime but commitment takes time, thats the trick

Well said!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, committment takes time----but at what cost A lot of sacrifice!!!

So, so, so happy for her. Happiness is where you find it---race does not matter! Best wishes Halle!!!!!!!!!!!

Praise the lord!!!!

sorry oh---had to run my "shit packing" errands! I am at work as usual. Let me guess-----school today? Have a wonderful one. Got 4 more hours to kill. See ya when you wake up!

he he he he he he he!!! I hear you. How body

jesusfreak:
wtf, ?

what hit d floor


girl ud better be playing
but if u aint, then m sorry to hear that!

I said the damn thing hit the floor!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for being sypathetic.

Uche2nna:
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

And what are you laffing at?   This is supposed to be a female matter!!!!!!!!!!!  You should be sympathetic!!!!