₦airaland Forum

tpia:
@laudate

laudate what is a.k.a?

I don't catch your drift?

so when i was discussing with militia, i was actually having a discussion with myself?

The answer my friend is blowing in the wind.

maryray:
u seem like a very thoughtful person. Honestly i didnt know people like u still exist but come to think of this we are also mumus. We travel to other people's countries we should unite with ourselves and also ignor, mock and challenge those other white people that give us problems, after all the countries that they are so proud of is not theirs.

it is just countries that they went to because earlier in europe they had nothing with everything being controlled by their so called "gentry's", so when they managed to leave their poverty starved country and some other people's prosperous ones, they went there and of course due t insecurity treat u like trash and make u think u are inferior to them. My dear they are making us prisoners of negative psychology. But as God 4 heaven live, they go topple break their head for other people's peace of mind and happiness that they have stolen. Yhis guys are PREDATORS.

Spoken like a real 1-post member !!! Please go on!

What can you generally summarize from what is going on here?  You must have come in here with some kind of expectations. What can you deduce from the proceedings going on here?



_{Over 300 posts, hmmmmmmmmm, I think I can work with that.   Too many 419 peeps here.  You cannot be too careful.}

I see there are more UN members in the house despite all attempts to "pose" denge dengelly as a UNIN or a UNID!!!!  Keep the love flowing peeps!   Despite what some of you think, we are one and the same despite any expressions of self or neighbourly hate, and will always be one.

moladun:
what r the meanins of diaspora, this eyibo is too muchs for me,

_{stepping out of ma "read-only" mode}

he he he he he he he he he! Frovlem dey divveren' divveren' as my hausa brothers and sisters will say.


My dear moladun---I see you have a very different problem here.  May I be of assistance to you?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm!  Chai!

hitsales:
Una see wetin Abacha cause? if he hadn't invited to bitches from india, mean won't take after him, Man must survive

crazykid:
Soon half the girls on lagos would begin this dirty Profession 

singing my favorite Maleke song from Nite of a thousand laffs!

_{na who stole the meat from the "container" pot  na who stole am oh!!!!}

Long One:
What can i say, it just tells you how profitable the business is and how bout the ones that do it for pleasure?

That is called relationship and marriage! Freedom of expression!

crazykid:
I can’t believe it. The moral of girls in this country is really low.

How can a single state have 2,567 Registered Prostitutes?

Registered prostitutes means there are still others who aren’t registered. Aren’t there better jobs, don’t they have families, don’t they have relatives. That’s awful. Shame on the female gender.

Na Todaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay?  They will soon start registering the men!   I am sure the female gender do not patonize themselves. We are talking economics here---the primitive laws of demand and supply!--This business can never, never face the laws of diminishing returns--not any where in this world!-----------Recognize!

_{ashewo loving nation! I dey hail oh!}

Point of correction, Sorry Donzman----------you started "love game rumour"!  It was Imani that started the Kini-sexuality rumour --------just to set trap for the guy----------wayo registered female---we see your game now.  You are a sharp babe!

As for I-Man and the "hermaphrodite" thesis--hmmmmmmmmmm. We are watching to see how this will play out.

Na wah oh!

I-man:
Don't mind the blithering hermaphrodite.Her reluctance to acknowledge her feminity is indicative of her sexual orientation.

ono:
LOLOLOL!!

Oya, hermaphrodite, defend yaself!!

Laudate, I think you have appealed to mostly the "registered" females here, We know what you are.  Don't mind them jo!



Yes it was Donzman that started the rumour!  And Laudate tackled him on the matter instantly! It is obvious what Laudate is--so how come na only "registered" females dey challenge am?  The guys dare not go there oh!--Except Donzman of course which begs the question?---

We all know that "that Militia" is not a lesbian. So if there was any love game at all, it would not be a lesbian one.  So work out the equation.  Laudate no mind them jo!

Prince dj:
WHAT'S UP?AM A NEW MEMBER AND I'LL LIKE TO KNOW MORE ABOUT WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THE HOUSE.

Really?  Na wah oh.  If you are a new member for real, why did you not read the posts from the beginning?   TRUST NO ONE HERE OH!!!! e fit be paw paw sef! HUH!


_{Beware of 1-post new members oh!  Nairaland has a booming 419 yahoo business.  You fit be doyin13 sef who knows?}

Some people will just be dissappearing and reappearing.

Good talk Banky---the problem is how, when we have collectively gone "comatose"?

Because they (men) might do other things to your arse but will never "bite" you in the arse! Not much complications at all! Women folk-----hmmmmmmmm!

_{God sure created sum'un there!} Next world I must come here as a man!

ell77:
Nah lie be that! no division dey for UN oh! UN stands for United Nigerians! lol.

Thank you jare---that is even better! More people will join us as time goes on.

laudate:
Imani, Babelove a.k.a Militia, Tpia, Kobe. . . .how all of una dey?? 

Abeg, make I laugh well, well. Nothing wey person no go see for this forum. Na jeje I siddon, wey people wake up, come dey halla say I be hater o! Dem come open thread, put my name. Their chief say make members of im cartel ignore me. I beg make all of una help me thank am. Awww. . . sheer joy! It means I won't have to listen to their whining any longer. Oh, sheer bliss! Can't get any better than this, surely. Am so delighted!

Now, as for the lesbianism or homosexual claims. . .ah, omo I weak o. . . .I don't know what to make of them! Last time I checked, I was strictly heterosexual o! Still am, in fact. So how did questions about my sexual orientation come up, sef?  Some people get dirty minds, sha. I pray make God use bleach, wash them brain cells, biko. 




Hehehehe. . . .Babelove, you sure say no be you start this rumour?

You hear say I be lesbian  What does that mean  Na you no get designation of your sex in your profile--so please my hands are clean oh! Of course it was Donzman that started all this love game bologna!

dachamp:
@TayoDNice report, keep the Uninvolved Nigerians in Diaspora(UND) and the Uninvolved Nigerians in Nigeria(UNN)
l'm just loving it, kai

gba be!  Back to square one!   So we just believe in shedding blood for nothing?

mellow:
Hmmm [/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000]

Na real Hmmm

Afam:
When someone lies about something and it is pointed out with evidence the only sensible thing to do is acknowledge the lie and apologise to the people he/she is trying to mislead not playing with words and wasting peoples time.

The main issue in the article is the inability of Nigerians to accept their mistakes and in you we are seeing a typical example.

Accepting your mistake won't kill you, it is not a criminal offense? Or, is lying something you can't do without?

wahala!!!!

Chai!!!!! Yes!  And we have an anthem from a bonafide NIN Nollywood star! 

Please google the link provided and we can all sing "No More" by Genevieve Nnaji!

sweetnini:
well it is right fo your boyfriend to take u to an Hotel but trust me he isn't meant for u if he can't look for an appropriate place to screw u,  some

gentle boys how trully loves their girlfriends would never Bleep u in an hotel if u arent on holiday

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!

_{Maybe inside church, then he is serious about you!}

body dey my sister! See you are still alive and well on Nairaland? We go yan later!

He is your boyfriend abi? Does it matter where he takes you? It is what you are doing that is the issue?

moondust:
business is business

Abi oooooooooooooooooooo!

At least it is good to know that there is a registration process!  They may get large in enough numbers to move the economy forward by threatening to implement strikes like other business ventures!   Up Niger Delta!!!!

It is very possible. Even if una be[b] "Tony" and "Maria" [/b] in the movie "West Side Story"!

Na your own you dey talk oh! I say e go reach everyone turn. The man no problem at all.

ell77:
ehen Babeelove, WELCOME TO UN and CONGRATS on your AWARD! lol. Any more ready to join? This is the only way to win!

Thank you my people!

_{waka pass je je!}

mellow:
My baby!! I feel you[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000] make she just forget singing and stick to acting.[color=#990000][/color]

I beg make una no call Paw Paw name oh!


Genevieve has come back but the movie industry is not the same anymore.  Thanks to the banner believers!  The parable of the sower---comes to mind.  One particular sower called "El Rufia" for Nigeria!

mellow:

Help me tell Seun. He seems to be of the opinion that

one tree can make a forest.[/color][color=#990000]

Its okay! We all go through different phases in life. When we think the "going" is good. When hard times hit---we make adjustments. Like I always say -----------------e go reach every body turn.

Jackal:
Where is Paw-Paw?
He'd probably on an Okada now trying to make ends meet.
Tell Paw-Paw or Roscodaddy to send their bio-data and passport photographs so they can be converted ASAP.

Ooooops!

_{zoooooooooooooooms off!}

aloib:
da champ, what r u saying
i knw the music sucks, was just providing the link for mellow

At least she tried.  Is it easy to make a fool of yourself   It takes hard work!  Trust me I know from personal experiences! I even tried to release my own record. So please make una have some pity. I know how the experience can be.


_{person no get voice come go dey sing!}