₦airaland Forum

You hear? Or what you know? Don't mnd them. Always looking for people to blame their lack of success on. Any body who truly practices such fetish things in Nigeria must be very idle. No until they can make the juju that can catch oyinbo people will I believe in such!!!!!

Good health!

HuH!

omoge:
lol babyosisi you eh

no talk am abeg. Agenegbode (used to be in bendel but currently delta) please siddon there, ojuju plenty

they speak like Auchi if i can remember, sorry if am wrong.

no mind osisi---make she dey fain trouble! I do not know where you guys see all these ojuju that you are talking about. I have never been a believer in such crap! You only believe what you know.

I-man:
PDP men or people connected to PDP The Airline wey I see scorpion no dey fly again

LOL-----------Please don't start oh! denex can wake up at any time. Gosh!

Well, I will try arik--if it still exists when I smell Naija. You do not want to say the owner of arik PDP is 80% Nigeria. So it could be any body.

Please, who owns arik and where does it fly to in Nigeria.  So I can avoid those tin cans when I decide to fly in Nigeria. Well, that has partially been answered in the poster's comment.


Who owns arik?

I-man:
Emirates na Nigerian Airline? The best is obviously Arik.

Sorry I edited! _{as usual!}

I say I do not have any oh! I tried it once and I begged God that if I survived it I will never do it again! Chai. It was like I was in a molue with wings! I forget the damn name aero-something. No customer service at all. See bush for ground!!!!!

babyosisi:
LOL.If I were an armed robber I won't come there either.
The name alone will scare them

he he he he he he! Na you sabi oh! E no better pass Aroindizogwu----or what ever the heck that village is called somewhere in the east! If you come to Agene, you will love life.

Sorry do not have any. Please talk of foreign airlines. Emirate! Any day!   I love those people!  Not stressed at all.  Always so accomodating.  I love their uniforms too.  And it is always an opportunity to see Dubai!

babyosisi:
armed robbers are now in the villages too.
They know people are avoiding townships so they've moved shop too.

Not for my town Agenegbode! We do not have such there! Luxurious buses do not come near our roads.

My people---  We got together on our way to a new reggae club that just opened in town and decided to go to a Japanese restaurant to eat sushi oh!  I had seen the thing but had never tried it.  They served me on kind of green thing like paste with some brown sauce to eat with the sushi oh!   This was a group outing--about 20 people---Fuji Hana or what is that restaurant called again?  My people ya bush sister took the whole lump of wasabi--the green stuff--or what ever it is called--- put inside mouth thinking it was some meat paste or some kind of Pistaccio cream sauce or what.

Come see krase!  The damn thing shot up my nostrils into my brains and I jumped out of my chair like one possessed.  I thought I was going to die. I sat on the floor with my eyes bulging out of my head and banged visciously at my temples to get the moda fucking paste out of my system.  See the whole restaurant in pandemonium----- people gather dey look oh!  I was immediately taken to the bathroom by some of my girl pals to be given a sponge bath.  Trust ya sister now--who no get shame--no dey fit disgrace imself for public.  I recovered quickly and the party continued.   They do not let me hear the last of it till today!

omoge:
i dey, just went to watch Oprah (she no dey pack shit) . yeah, i was thinking city is saver than the village. ojuju owl plenty 

Oprah dry these days.  No juju for mai village oh!  Very peace loving people!   Agenegbode live!!!!!

Oooops wahala don come! Time to log out! I smell a rat! MAMAJAMA----CARRY GO OH!

SOBOTAGER!  one thread don lock oh!  I talk am!  Lock this one too!

I no sabi that area oh!

Imani:
I speak for myself, i would like to see a forward and progressive Nigeria. Nigerians in the diaspora seem to be quickly accused of not supporting the country. That is just generalisation. I see more nigerians in Nigeria say lots of negative things. That is not to say there are no bad eggs on both sides.
The fact we are abroad and have a chance to see how "things are done" maybe makes some more critical of the government and the electorate. As long as criticisms are positive, they should be taken on board.

In terms of living the reality, do you know that many of the so-called leaders that are supposed to move the nation forward have many of their relatives as foreign citizens too and some of them sponsor their loved ones with the country's money? Please do not believe everything you see or hear. When Yaradua was ill before the elections, he had to travel out to get a check up. Imagine that, does that mean he has no faith in the medical facilities including the ones run by the government?

Please, let us criticise fairly. Nigeria is making progress at least with successive "elections" with minimal problems, never mind the validity of the elections. But we are having a go and trying to make things work. Nigeria will be great again. . .it will just take time and requires commitment from the leaders and all Nigerians whether in nigeria or elsewhere.

You are sure you are not Aisha2 ---The "Sweet Wind" babe

Mamajama:
BABEELOVE kai you don land for Bamuda

Wetin be Bamuda?

doyin13---where have you been? Sure you are not El Rufai This one that you are dissappearing and reappearing at will. Please stay in one place. Paw Paw is gone for ever!

doyin13:
you guys. there is a vacancy on the London Underground for Toilet cleaners on their public toilets.

Call this number 0800 183 2000

Application from NINS especially welcome

I see you are well rested and in the mood for a good fight! You may just get your wish. No hot gossip on Nairaland today oh!

omoge:
lol you take care

babyosisi:
naija is scary o.
I'm telling you but God dey

Wey these babes sef  Una no dey tire to pack shit?  Osisi you can say that again.  I am planning to go after Xmas--I think I will go straight to my village and hide there through out!  No city people life for me oh!

Please you guys should save you shit money oh! Spend it well here---like willy willy said, armed robbers are waiting to "frisk" you out of this world if you decide to go and "pose" in Naija. Too many hungry people there oh! See how people are losing their lives going to Nigeria "to help rebuild" castles in the air-----------after working for so many years abroad! A word is enough for the wise. Let the dead bury their dead oh!

Your wish is my command!

kulaShaker:
you need help girl

I know!  I need some serious help!   Help me na!

Imani:
The word gay was used as a technicality since laudate's gender isn't publicly declared In order words, gay could mean lesbian or homosexual

It was Donzman who made a post about BEBEELOVE/MILITIA and laudate about "love games". Until Militia awakes from her slumber, BEEBELOVE = Militia.

Glad you removed your self from the gay rumour .

We don hear oh!  Militia is coming for you guys!  Check out the creative way Laudate writes his posts---No doubt say na correct bobo im be!  You do not even need to know the designation of the sex on Nairaland.  You can feel the vibes! Trust me--I am an expert in "that area".

Imani:
Are you a promoter of "fights" on this forum _{no wonder trouble follows you around}

Not really!  At least we have to participate in at least one "blocked" thread per day.  I think I have failed today!   This Nairaland police sef?  Make this Nairaland police log out na---make we do as we like! When "El Rufia's" light is on--you know you have to be careful.  I don't like that.

I think they have learned to do that. The problem has been solved so Nairaland is dry again. No more fights!

Quote from Imani




« #41 on: August 16, 2007, 09:56 PM » 

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@Laudate,

What are all these allegations of lesbianism being shoved at you and "militia" or is it babeelove?  

You will have to provide your own evidence on where the "gay" thing was first mentioned.  If not, it is on you! You started the rumour!  

To make matters worse--you added my name there.  Militia will one day wake up and defend herself.  As for me---I am a registerd female in Nigeria and Nairaland.  With all my "activities" here on this planet, I do not know how you can add my name in the "gay" rumour.  Like you know, I love my gay brothers and sisters  too much--But I am not one.

@ Imani

Who is looking for trouble? Trouble just seems to follow me anywhere I go oh! No be small thing oh! No matter how hard I try. Well, It is well. How could you claim Laudate was "gay"?
Okay! E dee oh! E dee ba ba na!

What do you expect? Nothing new to talk about so some peeps are resurrecting some dead threads to cause fight. Abeg make una bring correct topics na---make we fight small! See as everywhere just dry! Nothing happening in Niaja? Nothing happening in Nairaland. No hot gossip? Please all these dry topics all over political section, make una stop am oh! Who cares about "akalagate" and "OBJ"? It is going to be a very boring day! Chai!!!!! Let me select some manageable Nigerian movies for 'back up " plan jo!!!!

Definitely Nkiru Sylvanus---a.k.a "sexy eyes"----should win all Nollywood awards for "best housegirl" parts.  Very funny figure, needs some dentures or fillers to cover that "babangida" gap tooth at one side of her mouth.  Ooooooooh always a "killer" when she tries to act aje-butter parts with jambito outfits! HUH!---I wonder what the neck twisting is all about for the most part.   Give me a love scene with her and and Emeka Ika any day----

Chiori:
Which next world? You better live this one well because there is no next world.

I believe in re-in carnation oh! There are many worlds to come!

We will keep praying. Later my dears. Make I go pack my own shit oh!

This incident is not even 2 weeks old.