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Yeah right! How pray tell me? I have been sleeping at work--tanks to you! Not sleepy yet?

where in the world have ya been?

word!

honeric01:
lol, how have you disappointed her?

PTH:
na everything we go take mouth talk? let her keep deluding herself using her own sad existence as a template for insulting others.

Hmm! orisirisi!  Thanks!

_{Where is this dude---Uche?}

If you think I am inviting you to my basement at this time of the night, you are joking davidylan.  I know that is why you are up at 12:30 in the morniing! Go and sleep!  In your own case--you go know say "tramp" get taste!   You?--- lai lai! Never!  Look for somewhere else to cure your hormonal imbalance! I cannot even offer you "agape"!


honeric01, sorry---this thread is thrash now!  It will be gone in about 4 hrs or less like the others!

honeric01:
got it
your signature is very funny lol

Ask PTH! All the energy he wasted in almost 5 threads in this political section have dissappeared. All because of his problems. With a dude like PTH abi na davidylan, I say Nigeria can never be a better place even with all the blessings from God! He is hmmmmmmmm! Please introduce your sister to him if you have any--above 20years old. PTH is very lonely and needs some form of companionship!

chrisoml:
@ BABEELOVE Thanks 4 ya your Osofias'n remark I almost fell off my chair here with laughs

I have already thrown in the towel for them

There you go! I knew you will come around eventually!

PTH:
Foolish woman err sorry child. Na only police you fit report to? why don't you tell the FBI and EFCC too. Silly tramp.

he he he he he he!


_{tramp lover!}

honeric01:
@Bebeelove

fine?

wetin you want make I talk now?  I have said my piece, so no need to disagree with you any further! Or so you want your thread to be deleted

PTH:
what were you expecting from an airhead? A carefully constructed answer?

There you go!

_{No weapon fashioned against me shall prosper!} Including you Davidylan! No body to fight this night? Please try and get a girlfriend ok? I think your problem can be cured in I minute!

Don't worry Osisi-------every one is going through the same "feeling"!!!! It is a mad house I tell you!

@Topic

Because the men would never believe them anyway so why bother?

PTH:
with 791 posts you are yet to make sense even once! Not counting other wastes of space like your pseudonyms militia and baby glow.

he he he he he he! Don't worry, I have reported you to the cops! Your end is very near! Ye ye fowl!

PTH:
this is pure nonsense! Nigeria was one of the fastest growing economies in the world in 1963 (faster than Japan, China and Malaysia) when oil exploration was still in its infancy. Where we not divided then? What kind of magical mindset did we suddenly develop that has kept us back? Was the west not burning in the same 1963? And yet we were able to build world class facilities like the University college Hospital, Ibadan!
When dumb people contribute to topics they know nothing about they end up shooting themselves in the foot.

Perhaps it is your own skin that is cursed. Botswana is not ruled by white people, it has a GDP of $11,400.

Hmmmmm!  That was a figure of speech!  You are never tired of making trouble.  Carry go!  All my love!  I think you need to move down to the south for some warmth! Up state is not doing you much good!

honeric01:
i wonder o! color, i was wondering why color should be the problem of our development and backward attitude when others with the same color still make it and progress

honeric01:
@ I say look again. I think you are heading south of the border with your thoughts. Saudi Arabia and Emirates also dicovered oil once upon a time too. Other countries do not have a tenth of what you say we have and have still managed to move up the food chain. So think again my friend. It is the curse of the skin color me thinks.

If you conclude by saying it's the skin color, then i don' agree with you because there are other African countries with same skin color doing better and living peacefully than we do without even having a cup of oil.

@ honeric01
Fine!

babyosisi:
babeelove are you grinning from ear to ear?
you better warn your brothers O
These girls have been known to steal the "jewels" kpa kpa

I believe in the power of "choice"!  No wahala! It is well!

toshmann:
haaaaaaaaa simply me is here, yawa don gas, where are all da NIDs. trouble dey. here is an NID that will attack NIDs with the maximum possible fire. this war will soon start again. with greater flavour

_Observing!

Did I call your name?   Abeg go oh!  I no sey na your papa get Nigeria and Nairaland!  Aje butter pickin!!! Abeg go oooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Late comer!  Na so you dey go your own school? After almost 40 pages of fights---abi El Rufai freeze ya reply button for some time?

ell77:
Babeelove how you dey jare?

Never felt better my dear! No let them wound your fine body oh! We are dealing with viscious creatures here!

babyosisi:
seriously dimka,I don't hate you.
I hate no one.I just want to get my hands around your neck,that's all.

babyosisi:
I know you don't care.
It's the family that cares

I'm just trying to prevent you from comoting your clothes and running into alaba market   that won't be a pretty site

he he he he he he he he!  Osisi!  na wah for you oh!


Laffing my O me O mine arse off!  I guess it takes a whole family to keep the business going after all.  Like some wise bearded man said many years ago--The world is a stage and we are all actors-----------play well ya parts Nairalanders!

champredd:
this topic is very nice,

I think the number one reason is that falling in and out of love too frequently is bad for a man's heart. Or why do you think men suffer more heart attack than women?

From running around too many girls and women of course! How dem no go KapuT like TupaK!

uh-hmm! Over to you_{!---increasing my postages with style!}

toshmann:
singing out too

i have a very sweet girlfriend,
she is always by my side,
a very sweet babe o
by my side by my side

Next!

PTH:
All the members of the "make una dey dia dey fight" attention seekers club, we have now noticed you please spare us all the failed attempts at humor.

Uh hummmmmmmmm!  I was waiting!  I beg Osisi---stretch hand pass me my bag for under chair thia-- make I dey go!!!!  Ooooooooooo!  No amount of prayers fit help this one!

<sub>Zooooooooooooooms Off! Rubbish!

Not even in "read mode only"!</sub>

babyosisi:
the way babeelove is butchering the Igbo language in that song weaken me O.

@ debo,I almost collapsed when I saw the Nigeria being richer than Mexico claim.
The guy says he lives in Maryland,I wonder if he makes it outside his room in the war zone of capitol heights to even read a copy of the Washigton post

Please no blame me.  Nigeria does not have it's own alphabetical system with over 250 mushroom languages---- so anything goes when you stick to the colonially inherited language.  Or do you have Ibo alphabets?   Whosai!  Thank you mama charley oh!  We would stll be using sign language now!

I am not Ibo, hausa, bini, Urhobo, yoruba or any other tribe in Africa but I attempted to write some of ya funny langs here---You think it is easy?  See as una dey write abi na butcher English for hai? You know it is not easy now!

debosky:
babeelove your hausa dey one kain o

its 'nagode allah'

mr new NIN recruit, you better hush up pipsqueak before I report you to EFCC for yahoo yahoo-ism right now

At least I try---make you dey dia they fight!  

Who tell you say i be Nigerian?  Na American dey talk so!  I shame for una!--Clutching at my blue passport even tighter and kissing it with pride!  At least here I do not have to deal with NINs or NIDs!!!!!!!!


E go hard!  I say e go hard!  Is this Nigeria or what


Singing jare!


I surrender all!!!!!  I surrender all!!!  Come to Jisos, Blessed saviour----I surrender all!!!!  

Na God go save all of una!  Carry go jo!  Make una kill unaselves make bakassi come inherit Nigeria.  Then I fit come back!


Yet church full for efry corner for Nairaland and Nigeria!  Tufiakwa! Okotie them just dey chop una money for nathing!!!

Rock of ages, cleft for me------------------

Na gwoh de allah!

Na gwoh de allah!



Ogheneme---------------WORUNO!!!!!!

Heh

On the mountain, down the valley----------------------

the lord is my portion in the land of the living

my lord is good, for ever more-----------------







_Gbemisoke!

Ekwensu nile, ne na gba gba ni men n'du mo

Okapara chineka bineti wini mee ghi de ha!!!!


Omu chineke meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Onye merikan bu oh! Onye meri kan bu oh

Mee ghi de ha eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

That's ma girl!

Ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!!!!

babyosisi:
ikanka pawa,pawaless pawaaaaaaaaaaaaa

pawaless pawa

omoge:
shalom to you Bebelove

shalom to ya pawpaw (that one dey hustle around now dey find money around lagos)

Shalom oh!!!!!




Singing Agartha Moses

<sub>Ikanka power ye-ye power oh
Jisos power  super power oh!

Favor is my name-----------favor oh---------------favor is my name!
Jehovah you are so good----------you are so good
Jehovah you are so good oh---- you are so good------la la la la la la</sub>

I say I dey worship with una oh!

@ dimka!
Polygamy is an accepted culture in Nigeria may I remind you, and it is not gender specific.  Sorry--you are not qualified.  Please head to Port Harcourt!  What a man can do----a woman can do better!      You could only come up with 2 names on your bogus list.  Please go and check the records----you will die here on Nairaland before you come up with the comprehensive list! Go and do your homework.  I know you are very good in statistics and research.  You readily come up with numbers.  Go my dear, back to the drawing board!

Here, don't forget your lunch pack!


_{T.I.N.------------This is Nairaland abi na This is Nigeria!} 

Now "phock off"!!!!