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How is the "above" world

My dear friend Chi--I beg see me see trouble oh! Wetin PTH find come inside my bedroom

Now!!!

You are always a proff!!!  Will be looking forward to your "jugdement"!!!!

Siena:
Lol @ Babeelove: Stepmum? Most folk on here know I don't respond to taunts or jibes. I don't taunt my fellow Nairalanders either. Still, I guess your ability to shock, makes you popular, and oddly loveable. So, if trying to hurt me makes you feel happy, then carry on!

Welcome back to the world of MILITIA!

Don't mean to offend you! Was just teasing! Apologies!

Siena:
_*Sighs Militia, you never give up, do you?

he he he he he he he!

Yes I do!!! Enjoy!

Like I said---I may accept any theory under the sun or moon---no point in arguing----especially if it does not change anything!.  I believe in my creed!!!  Whether I fall oh-or pick something oh---not ma bizz!!!!  Let someone else worry about that!  No wahala!!! Are you tired of using ya mirror to judge

419 club!!!!

Sure! I am out of town for the next 3 days-----------without any computer around me---you think say Me no need break too from your wahala  Please move let me talk to my sweet heart--you are intruding!   Take a hint and go and yawn somewhere else! If you do not know---you are in my bedroom!!!!!

Uche2nna:
@ Babelove
At this satge of our r/ship You already giving go slow and flat tire as excuse. I wonder what your excuses will be when we have contributed 3 kids to the population of mankind

Sorry! The devil made me do it Aloib, has been taking all your time lately so I decided to go to the market on my way here!

he he he he he!!! see wahala!!! All the adulterous nairalanders are reporting in las vegas!

chai! no where to hide for this world!! Even some polygamists like PTH are here!!! Wonders!!!!

Your Iyawo don catch you?

Hi Uche2nna! Present sir! Go slow full road believe it or not!

good morrrin' aloib! Can't sleep

@ Chi--good idea!  Me sef don tire for the fight!

Meet me in las vegas!

Una no dey tire to fight

I see lover boy!!! Missed "our" date!!! Working tonight!!! So have to breeze in and out of Nairaland for the next 4 hours!!! How Ur Y'eee?

Afam:
The funny thing is that these days you never know who you are dealing with as one person could as well be using up to 5 different IDs on this forum.

Naija I hail thee.

Those re-registering should at least attach the old name to the new one so we can understand so that it doesn't look like someone is trying to play games or deceive.

Yes!  This 419 has to stop!!!!  I[b] think Oprah wa right after all!!!! [/b] Nairaland if full of yahoo babes and dudes!!!  Seun should do something about it!


_{I'm fit get 20 names sef---who knows!}  This is a very dangerous place I tell you.  You never know who you are "messing" with!

Yes Laudate--please answer!!! I never knew you were into "lesbians"!

I did not say that!!!   Did you hear me mention any body's creed?  In fact it was very exciting!  No regrets at all---There are different reasons on will decide to become burn again! To be adventurous even when you are not bored!---Things change!!!!  It is for plain fun! Did you say "haunt"  Please speak for your self abeg! I love to re-invent myself frequently!

wahala!!! E do oooooooooooooooh!!!

The past is the past!!!!  Nothing more to add! The P-cat has nine lives they say!   It is all good! I am not a thread thrasher like most here so I will allow you to perform you moderating duties!

Please paw paw!!!  No vex abeg!  Even me dey pity you.  Looks like you like all this "gang" attention from shit packers.  After seeing your motor-mouth here in action, I know you will not stop fighting even if we invite you to come and pack shit with us.  Please--------- e don do.  You can never win a gang of Nairalanders who are against you.  Please let us pack our shit and you can swallow yours even where "undigested"----- we can all deal with this "shit" business to the betterment of all Nigerians.  Oh boy --- you don try.  You get power!!!! You have fought gallantly and no winner, no vanquished!!! Please rest! Fellow shit packers, make una leave am. 

_{are you denex?}

WOTEVER!!!!!!! I beg i dey go work! You all have been grrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeettttt sports as usual!!!!!


Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaatttt!!! UNIBEN!!!!!

AREA! AREA! AREA!

warri no dey carry last---kpata kpata---na draw!

acidrop:
i knew it, damn girl tnx for the ride

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!

singing my national anthem!-----------I GO CHOP YA DOLLAR EEEEEEEEEE!!!

or is it



I GO CHOP YA NAIRA EEEEEEEEE!!!

Hazel-eyed = Mohadana!

Babelove,
somene said, she "think" you go out of your way to make people's life a nightmare. How do we reconcile that with your beautiful creed? Do you have a preference?


Dear Olanajim.

Like your mirror tells you---- What did my creed say  I believe in myself before any other physical or spiritual being!---na them own them dey talk!  Everyone has a creed abi? and some are still "creedless" _{---------you know ya selves!}

I only believe in my creed and while I may choose to accept others', only if they have a tad of merit-----_{I did not say believe oh!------}--- that particular creed of making peoples "death a dream"--is highly illogical and grossly devoid of even the foggiest mirrors!!!!  That has nothing to do with me--check your mirror and check theirs! I thought you said you had the capablity of "judging" using your 3-way mirror  Or have you shattered "the" forbidden mirror,-------- thereby causing you to loose your "spritual" focus   You confessed that your mirror sometimes goes "blank".  I hope to God it is not broken!

You have already authenticated and validated mine--so why the doubt   I see a pattern of incoherence in your visonary quest with your "mirrors"!  The last time I checked, I still have my validation ticket in my safety deposit box at the Swiss Bank. Do you want proof of the "frame" to jog your memory back to reality   Are you mirrors also "blank" in my case   Please, like I said and you must agree--this is not a thread for attention seeking and languid cross-eyed mirrors!

I am happy to see that you wrote the word "think" in your question riddled with rhetoric questions!   You are a perfect gentleman.  May your mirrors never break!

Siena:
What do Nairalanders look like?

Er, one thing's for sure - they're brown!

Your step mom is a Nairalander and she is not brown now!

muki muki!!!  Olanajim mirrow catch you too  No shatter am oh!  I see you recongnize the fact that your artful-----correction noted! dodgedly, wuru wuru, mirror of a friend  has walked to a trap that she cannot untangle her green self from!   I say this is going to be interesting!  This will teach most of you not to use your overly friendly mirrors  to chat up strangers on Nairaland--- because you do not know and can never know who is living and who is dead!  Your creed iiceeeeeeeeeeeeee! Don't keep the proff waiting!

We are waiting and you cannot dodge out of this one!   Call all the "back" up mirrors you wish for--I will help you well well! But being a Nairaland eldress-- I trust you will overcome all "blank" mirrors!

_{this thread go reach 10000 pages!  Thanks to iiceeeeeeee and the "great proff"!}

Dear iice! I am sure by now--you understand that this is the "spiritual" version of

_{iice can I meet you!} By the time Olanajim finishes with you, all "mirrors" will be broken and we will have to revolutionarize another "theory"! Okay, I yield to you[b] "artfull dodger"![/b]

_{I say you don enter be that!}

Please back to you Olanajim jare!

@ Madam "Y"---thank you for pointing out my obvious less than "A' average score!

_{D babe go school after all!}

But must you respond in a "barracuda" like fashion   You are the one shattering my mirrors here---please desist from such unsportly acts!  I need my mirrors as "tools" to work with here!  For the last time --stop cheating!

Olanajim!

When you die is when your life really begins!---The journey of the Unknown!  Look at it this way!  Life is a really deep slumber pa--rr--y! You are sure of it because you have a three way mirror to see your life as you dream on! Trust me when I say 'am an expert in "re-incarnation"---Since I have died and woken up several times on Nairaland!  Some people think it is the "second coming", but you will be amazed to know that that is not the case!  I am dead so my life is just only beginning!