₦airaland Forum

Hail olanajim!!!!  The almighty healer!!! 

Every **** shall wither and every tongue shall confess!

aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgh!

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I thought this was a safe area!

_{The dude is not a "mute" afterall!}

dimka:
Militia get off me.

I always knew your "d***throb" had no taste in animals!

omg! what 'am a seein'

Olanajim!!!!  I say you are the man!  First of all let me congratulate you for taking Nairaland to a different level!  It pays to be patient_{----americans teach you that very well!}

I say I know gold when I see it---you are real gold!!! Thank you for rescuing from that  "political section" of a zoo on Nairaland.  I don't thnk I can ever leave this thread!  And I said this was not a "romantic' topic after all!  I am proud to say I am one of the founding fathers or "area" mothers of the "3-way mirror" diocese! I believe! I say I believe!

Blimey!!!!   _{--------  quoting my darling Siena!}


Before I answer you olanajim, I will like to make an announcement on your behalf, ---if you will permit me. 

Please Nairalanders---if you are DAFT or a DUNDER HEAD, do not come here!  This is a "romantic cognitive chess board" and your ignorance or mumuism will show with your first post using the theory of "3-way mirrors"!  Please[b] thread [/b] carefully when you visit this area!---If not visit a weird area of this Nairaland and go and thread and needle abi na needle and thread with a certain fellow   called Adradage!!!

I am confident that the "dimkas" of this Nairaland planet  can never enter this type of area!  They iz too busy in "Port Harcourt" like him "swimming" towards his/their "Ijaw Rivers"---looking for some "kind" of salvation!!!!  Please feel free to join him there and carry out your baffling and nauseating-----

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Please Enjoy!!!!

Back to you Olanajim!  I think the "commentators" who do not wish to participate are also part of the "gig".   They are shedding more light into what others cannot see with their "3-way mirrors" even if you "dash" it to them!  We have payed for ours so we are going to use it well here!

iice, please have a safe passage and back as you embark on this "metaphysical" rendevouz! Please pack all your "mirrors" in a shatter-free suitcase! Good luck Nairalander!

feelgood:
After going through numerous posts in this thread, couldnt help but wonder about this major trait that seems 2 characterise us - we majorly antagonise one another when together but unite when antagonised by strangers. It's been like this for as long as I can remember.
But then this is taking 2 long good folks. Do please let us 'sheathe our swords'& get back 2 our saner selves. I hv friends & relatives abroad & I'm proud of them as they of me-shit or not

Then you do not know what is going on outside Nigeria!  Do you know what most countries go through to stay together? America is still fighting to stay together.  But when they are attacked, they unite and fight the common enemy!!! The only race that has managed to overcome this irony is the "Jewish" race!-----I think.  So it is normal--have no fear! The dust will soon settle!

willywilly:
BREAKING NEWS from NTA
POLICE don comfirm sey, their was a chase, and shotout today early morning with WELL ARMED ROBBERS along the MURTALA MOHAMMED AIRPORT ROAD.
Police sey, after interrogation, one of they THIEVES comfirmed his name as MR OLODO PAW PAW,
whom Police believe sey, na him bi dey GANG LEADER. And one MR DENEX (a.k.a) naa POUNDS, EURO or DOLLAR i want, Believed to be dey GANG spokes person.
(POLICE sey, recovered from dey ROBBERS) are,
12 full loaded AK47, and many live AMMUNITION.
Naaaaaaaaa Waaaaaaaaaaa oooooooooooooooo,
This PAW PAW na so u end your life!!!!

willy willy--sofree oh!  the "ogbanje" fit wake up!

I wish we have a comprehensive list of these recycled "banneese"!!!!


_{Everyone go dey make mouth anyhow!}

;d

_{Nigerian "expo" graduate---always cheating!!!}



Yes! Bring in Siena! I trust him!

acidrop:
he is giving us a topless pic isnt he?

Topless, middleless, bottomless, tailess---we will take any at this moment!


Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!   The winner is awake!!!!

I am not into "face" oh! Wetin do im face because no make up  Wait make we finish with am!  Ommy will be jealous!  I know real gold when I see it!  You guys are not "spiritual" enough! The bobo is in his natural elements so reach for your "three way mirror" and see the real deal!

The next pix will be something else I can't wait! He seems to be teasing us with his "exhibitionist" side in "sunny london"!!!!

Otuwe---please thank you for your timely intervention!  Are you a willing participant in this "programme"!!!  As you can see that was only the first phase of the competition!

acidrop:
babe, chill no one is taking the dude away from you

What are you talking about From who You think I am stupid?  I say this is not the kind of dude I can handle by myself! Look am well  A beg oh!!! If you do not know your limits---I think I know mine!   Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! This is usually a pleasurable experience---but as I had the premonition before hand--- My instincts have never failed me!

minute:
Those  arms . . . .

i can worship on those chest till kingdom come.

*thinkn aloud* i sincerely hope that ure a romantic guy.

Look this one!!!  she does not know what she is in for!  I am here to guide her!

Well my dear "Minute maid" ---you cannot reap where you did not sow!  We did all the work and here you are at the last minute!  But as we are fair competitors--we can share the prize! With Otuwe's permission of course---she can keep her "Ommy"!!!  He will not survive amala and ewedu any way!!!-------  We do not want those kinds!

I hope you are a "sharer"!!!!  Because as you can see---the dude is a "tarzan"!  We need more than one "Jane" to tackle this "Arnold schwazzz"!!! abi na "Rock"  What do you say If you can handle the "thing" by yourself, let know please!!!  I am having second thoughts as I had a vision last night that one person will not survive the viscious exercise! Please let me know what you think!!!

No mind them! As a "burn again" ambassador of "world peace"--[/b]You have to pray that I succeed in this [b]"operation rescue" that looks dangerous and frightening!

aloib:
is she the one in the pix

he he he he he!!!! Singing to myself!  When trouble sleep---yanga go wake am----na wetin im dey fine ni yo oh oh?----------------------palaver im dey fain!  Palaver!

aloib, I was going to ask the same question.  But he has assured me that that is his step mom!!!! So lets pray for her.  This is a time to prove to all that we can be "patriotic"  He still does not want to tell us the truth---so I will pretend I did not see the pix!

Good boy!  He has taken it down and replace it for his true --availability status!

Siena:
You're a lovable rogue[b]ss[/b], babeelove!

No, my fiancee _{isn't a Nigerian.}

I see! Okay! Thanks you for the compliment! 

<sub>Consulting-------

Researching-----

Conjuring-------

Synthesizing------

Macromanaging-------</sub>


----------------------------------------------------------_{To the implementation phase}!

@Poster---Please do not let us disturb you from searching oh!  All threads are multi-functional as you have experienced.  Nigerians hate to obey rules and often go off topic.  It is just in our constitution to do just that. The powers that be have duly but reluctantly recognized that you cannot throw away the[b] "babeelove"[/b] with the bath water!  So please don't mind us!   There is room for all---as you can see!

Eh hen Siena, over to you!

Good girl!  You still dey "pack shit"

Aiit!--Good[b] morrrrrrrrrrrrrring [/b] honey pot!

Siena:
What bit, Babeelove? I've been travelling since I was 9.

_{Looking at your profile update!}

How is your step mom

Wuz you a diplomat

jealousy!

N'shanla! Go well my love!

Any problem

You will have to translate it for "HYM TU SLO"  I am sure you can do that!  I know you are multi-lingual!  Gosh!  You are one "hot mess"!

_{excuse ma french!}

Good! You know I am always "supportive"!!! That is why I am here na! I have 4 more hrs to kill--not sleepy yet---Nairaland is waking up! daang!

Ah-ah Siena! Please explain!

I say it is well! Nothing we as nigerians cannot handle!!! We are tough given the right circumstances and opportunities!!!

You cannot stop honey--till you get it right!  Or your coming over here would be in vain!  Never settle for that! Never stopped till I finally got it right!----I think!

Now Siena, this is classic introduction to understanding a "Yahoo" business.  As you can see, both the subscriber and the vendor are "yahooists"!!!   This is because there can never be a[b]"yahoo"[/b] business" without a yahooeee and a[b] yahooer. [/b]  Both must be present for a balanced equation.  Can you imagine calling a customer care center for almost a year to receive some kokamany bologna   Please read the Poster's experience again!

Goodmorning ma babylove!

Have I bored you tonight my love

Oh God!!! Nairaland has woken up---time to go to bed!!!! Night shift shit packers are more fun.

_{Zooooooooooms Off!}

chiegemba:
trust me its very possible although something does suffer once in a while

I rest my case!  You can only indulge in self-deceit for only so long!  Was waiting for you to land on your own.  No be for outside Nigeria the school dey  Tell me something I do not know.  I say na die!!!! Even if the school is inside "Katrina area" yonder!

Uche2nna:
Well I am not studying for an exam or sumin'. Just reading through an article, I don't know, but I am cyber shitting and going through the article @ the same time

Is it an encyclopedia romantica

Shouldn't I be How can you be reading and cyber "petting" at the same time

With all the noise I make here on Nairaland, how won't I snore!!! It is called talking in your sleep. Sometimes I have to record the sounds to believe it myself!

Uche2nna:
Please I was not sleeping, and unlike You I don't snore


I am already on the last data of the article. Thanks for keeping me company

Yeah right!

k0be:
No weapon fashioned against you has ever prospered? REALLY!!!
Oh my Chineke, thank God you never met SEUNG-HUI CHO. We might be saying something utterly different right now, lol.


Ohh Miracles! What would I have been without babee my love.

SEUNG-HUI CHO ko!  SUM TIM WONG ni! (something wrong in chinco language) See am recently  Im don tire now!!!  

Absolutely nathing!  All this one you have been pretending since.  At least I never hid the fact that I had the "hots" for you.  You just wanted to play hard to get like a "timid" naija guy as usual!  GREAT PRETENDERS in the day---TIGERS at night!