₦airaland Forum

babyosisi:
[b]babeelove I thought you said you have now been washed by the blood and baptized with a new name[/b]stop instigating

_{I'm loving it though}

Omoge no mind am,if he finds a way to come over to even kiss dead bodi  goodnite for a living,he'll be here before you say O B A L E N D E

Yes oh!  Me ke? Instigating? How can? You no see as a dey waka these days?  Please I am still nursing my injuries from the war.  I say carry come my sister!  You have power to fight ikanka spirit abi?

Omoge, Osisi--- I say carry come oh!!!!



_{El Shadai!}

Next!!!!!  Una go tire!!!!   Una dey answer Paw Paw abi?


_{Jehovah Jireh!!!!!!!}

@dimka!

Common clearrrrrrrrrrrrrout of here!   It is only fools like you that will take everything they see and read on Nairaland as the gospel--You bloody goat!  Do you see your mate here?   Or you are tired of talking to yourself all over Nairaland? Please swim back to Port Harcourt and I hope you drown in one of the creeks there! Preferably creek #1!!!!!!!!!!  Retarded buffoon!

ariblaze:
i feel so lost i don't know that song i would google it


it had better be a song flattering me ooooo

he he he he he he!

Go and watch "Grease" Starring John Travolta and Olivia Newton John---one of my favorite movies ever made about teenage life in America

_{---without black peeps of course}

Next!

Planner:
I can swear that Laudate is a guy. Your Reply is very masculine. _{But i wish say you be babe o .}

_{i ga si kwa!}----you don talk ya own!

Please explain.  I thought only "registered females" had privy to this info?   You want him to have some kind of "surgery" just to satisfy your "instincts"--- no offence oh!  I just dey ask. Wetin you dey wish for so?

O ga oh!  Laudate,  _{ero me re re---(my eye don see something)}

It looks like you will change the temperature of your posts oh!  E be like say water don pass garri oh!  One more endangered species on Nairaland!


Wahala dey oh!

un/un = nid+nin - unid+unin divided by 100%! ---------

Hmmmm. Next!

babyosisi:
My dear babeelove, I'm done with the AM diapers
na round two we dey now, as soon as I finish my jollof rice and cola

Always a good spot as usual.  I say carry come---your belle full well well! I wish I could say the same!  You are talking to Paw Paw?   He he he he he he he!  Okay!   I am


_{------Observing!}


Hmm Ummmm!!!  E Yi Me'!

It is my personal opinion that there are no cogent reasons for being banned.  Since there are far more obnoxious groups of people in circulation---getting away with daylight robbery and cold blooded murder-----than those being banned by "El Rufai".  It comes down to what was consumed for breakfast at any given morning or what any of the leading ladies--or should I say "flavor of the week" whispered into the skull the night before!

_{Remember, Nairaland is a true "mirror" of Nigeria!  Dictatorship is the supreme legacy with "bottom" power as its main ingredient----- no matter what type of regime is described on paper!-------besides, let's not forget the age of the president}

Beni!

Next!

babyosisi:
paw paw wrote
paw paw,If I wasn't a Christian,I would have said let thunder fire that internet cafe in Ojuelegba where you're typing from.
mind your self o

Osisibaby!

I see you are well rested. Carry come my sister! Day shift reporting for duty!

ariblaze:
why don't you again

afterall you[b] hounded[/b]

me to add more criteria

hounded?  Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!


<sub>singing'

You ain't nothing but a ----------------!!!!!!!!!

Fond memories of---"Grease Lightning"!!!!</sub>



Sorry ma list stays as is---thank you!

Person wey no get leg dey complain about people wey wear shoes!

Yes please lets have a comprehensive list. Including the ones that banned themselves and keep using multiple names to commit all types of anti-social crimes on Nairaland!

fuzek:


war coming to an end!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Alluta Continual; Victoria Asserta

Euclid:
Hi All,

It is with great interest that i observe your various musings regarding the NIN and NID syndrome, You are all one and the same however you have suffered 2 distinct experiences in your growth and development. You are quite different regarding your attitude to life and perceptions of success, But one thing is certain your jokes are quite serious!!

The moderator must be asked what his take is on the issues at hand, Thanks to Paw-Paw for raising this unspoken tension that exists between NID's and NIN's, I love the thread and was quite intrigued by some view points, You've all spoken well but my personal take on this is that where do you stand in the newly globalized world?

Would it be better to be a NIN or a NID, The world is changing and i suggest you all harness your skills and koin hands in ensurion that NIGERIANS {Both NID's and NIN's} join forces and confront the common enemy as opposed to causing more division in an already divided entity called Nigeria,

PAW-PAW, Arrange yourself my guy , no your way no be curse, and don't forget say for warri if nothing somethin go always dey fro pipeline,

I'm out and the war must come to a truce, Aburi convention abeg!!!!!

Euclidian Rhetoric is Moribund!!!

I say I dey for una side! Don't mind these hungry people.  Na Oprah head dey catch them.  Since no Oprah to fight--them don they chop themselves!  Hungry people!

k0be:
Those who visit foreign nations, but associate only with their own country-men, change their climate, but not their customs. They see new meridians, but the same men; and with heads as empty as their pockets, return home with traveled bodies, but untravelled minds.
Charles Caleb Colton

laudate:
WORD!!! Pre-ee-each it, bro'.

Haba! I hear you Laudate----I had to wake up from sleep to read this again to have my own copy.

K0be you too much as usual! Please more!

Department of Economics!


Can we have a rep speaker from the last of the departments please? 

_{Ndi B.K.---in the house we are waiting oh!}

ariblaze:
@BABEELOVE

you are supposed to give me criteria

Think a already did dat.

@Laudate



Always serving your posts with the right temperature as usual! Na you biko!

Department of Sociology and Anthropology!

1. Sugar Daddies
2. Men who keep more than one girlfriend!

Please carry on! Just making some clarifications!

chrisoml:
look I have given them all these information over and over again on different occasion. most times after collecting the information about you and line, the next thing they say is that they can't access their data system at the moment that you should call them back at a give time which for sure by them you will another different customer care representative or that you should not worry that they are going to call you back later which would never happen.


@ BABEELOVE what did you mean by this crap I don't get it and I want you explain to me better

All I am saying is that if you have to call a customer care center for almost a year in anypart of this world in present 2007-----------you have been scammed!  Dem don chop "ya dollar"!

chrisoml:
on January 9th I recharged 750 naira to my Glo line 08053938046. I made some calls and was left with about 480 naira worth of credit. Then later that night i tried to call a friend of mine but trust our Naija network, it refused to connect. I said ok maybe a text will do, yet I keep on receiving an error massage saying your message can not be delivered at the moment. The next day I tried to use my phone, they said that I have insufficient credit on my phone. Since on the 10th of January I have been calling Glo customer care , each i time i called I would get a different person from their customer service to speak with me.
Their stories always is that they are doing some investigation or that their engineers are working on the system or upgrading. Most times they would say that they can't access their database system.
some times the type of questions they would asking is very very annoying like one of their supervisor was asking me where i was at the moment; I answered, he even asked me of my street address and some other rubbish which kind of made me mad and i refused to answer such cus I might end up being rubbed who knows.
Me am tired of them stories and told them that with that attitude, if they can't credit my line back that i would be dropping off their fraudulent line which I did because I can't be loosing my money that way to fraud.

Did any one in the house have such experience?

No thank God! We do not deal with such inefficient companies in some other part of the world like Ghana!

Right here darling!  Don't mind this bloody mtn/V-m/Glo inefficient networking systems.  Just dey chop person credit anyhow.  See you later my dear.  Working tonight so I will definitely be up.  Welcome back my dear.  Love Ya---B'Love!

<sub>ps.

Have your okada on stand by and ready for take off from those boring threads.</sub>

Na play im dey play na --- no vex a beg!

ajadrage:
Babeelove, sorry oh, but I used to know some Barbara girl, she in London now and your name just happened to ring bells in my head. If to say your pix day your profile I for know sha. Abeg no vex ehn. Only it just brings back memories

I understand!

_polygamy!

Desperation can make people do anything---hoping for "better" things to come.  Over my dead body, I say!  Ladies! Please get a sound education to be able to provide for yourselves! Get and keep your own shit!----always even if you are married!   Keep "the dog" in the "dog house" where it belongs!

This UN ambassador of Peace is definitely on her way to Honululu!

<sub>Zooooooooms off!

Switches to "read only" mode!</sub>

gbam!

Lagos Has 2,567 Registered Prostitutes
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Quote from Long One:

@ babeelove, hope i didnt touch a raw nerve, sure i can vouch for marriage but for relationships with sex, and prostitution, whats the difference. Prostituition is still a form of relationship, though a business one, because a prostitute can still turn u down.



@ Long One:


Not at all my dear.  Are you saying that besides marriage, people in "committed long term relationships" are in the business and the true patrons of this business are in some kind of relationship?  Even if the prostitutes "turn" their clients down how does it change the fact that they are still "businessmen and women"?

I think we are talking of those who do whatever for pleasure as opposed to the "business-minded" class of people.  In the final analysis--it is anyone's guess because I am sure there are no clear demarcations between those in the Faculty of Economics , Faculty of Religious Knowledge----_{(ndi ne mee B.K. or mebi  ike)}

and those in Faculty of Sociology and Anthropology in the

_{University of Prostitution!}

honeric01:
but the[b] whole problem with Nigeria has evenly been on Oil,[/b] so what do you think, if oil wasn't found in olobiri (first oil ring), Do you think the politicians gesturing to get into power by all means would be doing so?

I say look again.  I think you are heading south of the border with your thoughts.  Saudi Arabia and Emirates also discovered oil once upon a time too.  Other countries do not have a tenth of what you say we have and have still managed to move up the food chain.  So think again my friend.  It is the curse of the skin color me thinks.