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adeaks:
He dumped a thirty year old lady he had enjoyed in and out, back and front for 6 years...then he met a young, fresh 22 yr old girl and he proposed to her in four months yet he wants the lady to just take it calmly.

Bro..... these curses are not enough, she should add more curses, then wait until the day of your wedding and bring thugs to disrupt it.

Ogbeni... Ah.. kiloshele ..... You dey vex ooooo

Anyways....

If person try this for my ride, I will just file insurance claim... While insurance is paying for my new ride, she will be paying them for this old ride nansense...

Grab your drawing board....

Were you playing around
Sharing needle
Did you have blood transfusion

Regardless ,You might want to go to a different lab for second opinion.. This is highly recommended regardless of your answers to the questions above..

Cheers!!!

Infact....

Team16:
Please oga se.un help me push to the front thread cos I need to reply this mail today.

I have a B.Sc Industrial Chemistry ( 4.01/5), Pgd Chemical Engineering ( Distinction ).

I applied for a Canadian admission for MSc.E Chemical Engineering. Normally for your admission to be successful you need to secure a supervisor whose research interest is similar to yours. I have done that and he encouraged me to apply. I submitted my application and after going through my application with other supporting documents like letter of motivation and others, he sent me a mail this afternoon that they want to consider me PhD instead of MSc I applied for. I'm very confused right now if to accept it or not considering high standard of education abroad as I use to hear, I haven't experienced foreign education before, this is my first. Please note my ultimate goal is to obtain a PhD. Please help me push to the front thread cos I need advice from experienced Nigerians who have studied abroad. Thanks. I appreciate

No para my guy... Buckle your shoes up, you will be fine..

M.sc and PhD are similar only few extra classes and a little indept research than M.Sc.

Also check with the school they might give you full scholarship and a monthly stipend if you become a teaching assistant..


Note: if you accept a teaching assistant job, dont try to form phonetics they wont understand you... Just speak your normal 9ja tongue but louder..

Goodluck ma guy you will enjoy it... So no para, no one will ask you to buy this buy that for practical.. Just show up for your classes and do your research diligently.. Your professors plus post - docs are there to help..

Cheers!

SAINTSAMURAI:
DELICIOUS OFFCOURSE

This is a serious case, abeg fwd me her number... I need to fûck talk sense into her
What kind of nansense is this

Sister, there are always compromise in relationships but We still need alot of info to solve the puzzle.

What's your career goal? Masters? Corporate job Owing a business

Where do you intend to pursue them Location of the intended business, school or job

What does your hubby do for a living Where does he stay Is he financially bouyant

That's life, one door closes another door opens

All these holier than thou guys blabbing, as if they won't ynash that babe if given the opportunity

But how come the girl they flash her undies nah
Infact, forward me the gurl's contact i will need to investigate this case ma sef

I would be suspicious buying a N5m car from this guy...

It depends what kind of business.. Actually starting a business with a loan could go either way but make sure you know the market/business very well.

Also make sure you have a proof of concept, good business plan and good management skills.
Finally business is not all about money, Dangote was not a billionaire overnight, just start small then KNOW the market VERY well..

From experience, I cant tell you how many times people come to me saying, Abeg this and that , borrow me money, use my wife as collateral ( true story but an act of desperation).. But when i asked question about the business, his response was, I know a guy that started the business with so so amount of money and he is doing well , he says the business is moving well okay? Do you know why his business is booming Do you know about the products Who are your target consumers

Guess what happened This guy borrowed money from someone else and the said product because some guy he knows is doing well...okay
But here is the thing, he used all the capital for inventory then walked up to the guy to hook him up for customers... It turns out that he only have samples in his shop, that product isn't his main goods because the previous one does not sell that well... So if you want some, he will order for you...

This dude lost 50kg overnight.. 3months, 9months his goods are still looking pretty in his shop...it wasn't all that rosy like he thought.. Debts left and right... Selling his property left and right... Anyways, I did come to his rescue though..

I won't want to bore you with plenty story but all i am saying is business is not all about capital..

Cheers

doublewisdom:
Paul Okoye understands family loyalty, unfortunately his twin brother has been ewedu whipped!

Why would Paul still want to bring that manger $hit up again
Don't forget Paul started that yada yada with that interview with naij.com then when the whole thing blew up, he ran for cover

CFCman:
Lyin' Ted or crooked Hillary

Hahaha...
Infact, this election there is no one worthy voting for,
Hiliary is just trying to break history. She was the first lady, congresswoman, secretary of state... What have she not done for the country that she couldn't do those times...
Trump is outta reach.... Then lyin TED then Kasich that many dont like( otherwise they would be voting for him in primaries )
Then Sanders that exaggerates facts, unfeasible policies... Infact i wish Obama could contest for a 3rd term

Wyttcat:
I still don't get how Trump people watched Cruiz grabbed those delegates. They need to do something and do it really fast because the convention second ballot will not be in Trump's favor.

Lying TED

Trump gave him a befitting nickname..
After what he did to Ben Carson in Iowa, I lost my respect for him... He says he has Christian values but acts like a rogue ..
He better stop wasting his money... Because republican establishment dont like him, his fellow senators don't like him... Even if he wins, Democrats will sue him back to Canada and a 4-4 supreme court make up is not looking his way either..
Also don't forget Trump's potential third party run.... Infact, republicans are tripping over themselves

CFCman:
Ryan had no choice as virtually all the Teapublicans in the House wanted him to be Speaker. But Trump will have other people to choose from as Vice President. Chris Christie is one of them.

Chris Christie
I doubt he is Trump's radar...
I would say Ben Carson.. Not that i am big fan but... He needs minority votes especially AA from voting Clinton.

Balkan:
This a plan by the northerners to make us see reason to support the bill for grazing.

They plan is to continuously put the kidnapping and fulani war with with communites in the front burner so that we all agree that to stop this problem is to pass the bill so that they will stop those attaks

The Northerners have agenda with Buhari and it's working for them.

What are the SE, SW and SS senators doing about it
You see, that's the real problem

Saraki might end up like Gadafi.... In Gadafi's word, I will fight with my last blood where is he now Even when some countries agreed to offer him Asylum...
Same here with Saraki, the forces against him are more superior... He should just bow out and leave and go and enjoy his money... Otherwise Gadafi might be his hero

nairalandbuzz:
One thing you all need to understand is that... both lower and upper house that are doing check and balance are not competent enough let alone dissolving one chamber at a go..

my one cent...

For Presidential and Vice Posts: Minimum of Masters in any field + MBA.
For Governors: Minimum of Bsc + MBA
For Local Govt: Minimum of HND
For Council Chairmen: Minimum of OND
For Ministers: Minimum of PHD
For Senators and d likes : Minimum of MBA

These ppl must know what they are being sent to do na...
else, na rubbish anyone wey go there go dey do...

You forgot to add common sense to the mix

Indeed from my experience, I have hired and fired hundreds in my business... Some people have MBA and first class but they are just waste of space..
Common sense should be number one...Also humility goes a long way too

sapiosexual1:
It means Ike Ekweremadu would be the de facto Senate President. Oyegun already alluded to it last week. This lends credence to the notion that the whole Saraki trial is stage managed by the APC hierarchy featuring Justice Danladi.
Anyways, it's win -win for ndigbo.
Ndigbo kwenu!

Win win for ndi igbo on paper....

But since Ekweremadu have been in the senate , what have he done for ndi igbo What have he done for his constituency Have you been at the Enugu airport His home state.... Let me save a trip.... It is rubbish....and he was the deputy senate president last administration... What about second niger bridge The killing of his statesmen in the hands of fulani herdsman...what did he do about that

wisdomguy4u:
After reading the news about a Doctor At Sayemi Natural science Centre who was accused of Rape, I have come to get the answer to a question I have been asking myself for years about the conduct of a doctor I had encounter with.

It was during my early days in the university , I accompanied a female course mate to the hospital. She was just a friend and nothing more . She was one of the finest in the faculty then. That morning she called me on phone and told me she was feeling feverish, and wants to go to the hospital to see a doctor. Trying to be a good course mate and friend I volunteer to accompany her to the hospital without even asking what the sickness was.

When we got to the hospital, I waited on the reception while she went in to see the doctor . After some minutes, she came out and told me she was asked to wait for a test to be carried out to ascertain was wrong with her. After we had waited for like an hour, the doctor finally came out and request she follow him ( I assumed it was for the test).

After about 10mins, the Doctor came to the reception again were I was innocently sitting and asked me to come with him; I followed him as we went into the operation ward. I was shocked to see my course mate lying on the operation bed unclad from her waist below, with her legs spread wide open . She was given those anesthesia drug that makes one slightly unconscious ( because she opened her eyes once in a while during the operation).

The Doctor requested I should come closer and take a glance ( pointing at a boil close to her vagina; he said to me, "this is what we have to remove". I was still dumbfounded to utter a word. Without wasting anymore time , he cut open the boil and pus began to gush out (my eye see something that day).

About an hour after the operation, she regained her consciousness. The first thing she said to me was "were you there?" I answered her in affirmation. She didn't know if she should hide her face or cry. She was angry with me (as if na my fault) , with the Doctor and everybody. I promised her I won't utter what transpired to any of our class members and I kept my promise.

Since that incident, I have been wondering why did the doctor want me to be present during the operation. I guess I got the answer today; he was only trying to be careful for fear of any accusation of molestation or rape. Probably, he thought I was her boyfriend. He needed a witness.

I think doctors should apply caution while dealing with female patients especially when it got to do with the private parts. They should request for a witness that would be present . The devil can use anyone to bring you down.

That doctor must be a church goer

Like here in the US, for cases like this... Male doctors usually request the presence of a female nurse.

Asking you to come in without your friends permission actually could make the case look like a dp
That's even sexual harassment of the highest order...

While i reason what the doctor was trying to accomplish... His solution wasnt the best.... It actually made it worst..

Cheers!

ROYALD:
that is what you deserve if you are those who rants here by writing speak or shout at length in a wild, impassioned way .But let me remind you that live begins at 40

Anyways.. Na you get your mouth.. You fit use am chop $hit

ROYALD:
Are you upset “I have been around for 37 years and clearly, you are the dumbest being that I have ever met.”?"You know what your purpose going to be? To have sex and have children, because you ain't gonna never be smart."

You don't have to be silly in public...
What point are you exactly trying to mAke You could air your view about my post but you choosed to brag about your $illiness...
Since you are 37, you have 3 more years to adjust that because a fôol at 40 is a fôol forever

Rubbish.... Rubbish....
Public - "private" partnership How come we don't know who the "private" investors are Okorocha is just insulting his own intelligence...

Instead if fixing up IMSU... ImSU don't have full accreditation of medicine and surgery and many more health science related departments dont have full accreditation...
He keep deceiving people about free education... He will eliminate "tuition" fee then add some kind of fee to your school expenses and increase the rest to make up for that...

He should have built the new university inside his papa compound nah.... Nonsense

Good job...
Unlike that man in Imo State that installed Christmas tree for N600million while owing workers salary

Infact i wouldn't mind if willie Obiano built a chocolate factory...

As long as men them see job work.... Another willie wonka and chocolate factory will do

Hallack:
After this peter okoye don disown his twin broda. He is telling us that he's crushing on a woman who wont stay by his side forever abi. He is so dumb!!

What is this one saying

macaranta:
Is this really necessary?

Yes it is

AntiWailer:
You have a point.

Just thinking that our environment is not sane

I can imagine how many flashes and threats they would have received.

If this numbers are their personal phone numbers... Then That's not fair but regardless.. Elected officials are paid to maintain office phone number so their " constituents" could contact them and for other official business..
So if these are their official numbers.... There is nothing wrong with that... It shouldn't be a secret and mind you.. They are paid govt money for those phones( their official lines)

Is 26 her really age or football age

tomakint:
Just like what I wished for the human-demon called Saraki.......if this is not madness what else do we call it.....the question is this, "Is it compulsory that Saraki must be Senate President"? If yes, then why these waste of stolen public funds when you can 'easily defend yourself' with your team of 80-man strong Senior Advocates of Nigeria. If this bastard is not kicked out this coming month (April) may Buhari never do well. Worthless set of bastards who have destroyed the future of unborn generations of innocent masses. Good God of Heaven come to the aid of your people. Imagine Saraki wasting billions of Naira on a trial he is guilty of......

I concur my pesin... If Saraki like make hin fly in devil from hell... He's going down