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Family / Re: My Wife Is Slowly Distancing Herself From Me..... by Baffupdrizz(m): 12:25pm On Sep 15, 2019
Bro,

Deep down you know you told her the truth.

The truth that she already knows. Never regret being real.
Crime / Extortion Of Money By Networks Using "Straight To Voicemail" Decoy by Baffupdrizz(m): 9:16am On Sep 13, 2019
"At the tone, leave a message"

Most often than not, whenever an innovation is imported into Nigeria, criminal elements always have a way of misusing it for the exact opposite in which the innovation was invented.

For example, Door to Door delivery, which was created to make online shopping easy, have become avenues for daylight robbery, and in worst cases, the delivery agents get killed and their products stolen. There was a reported case of a Jumia delivery agent killed and body buried in a soakaway pit some time ago.

Network Providers have not been found to be different in this disgusting trend. Have you noticed how Network service providers take you automatically to voicemail with your airtime deducted from you? It happens every time one is unable to reach the person we intend calling. Forget the warning message "At the tone, please leave a message"! Even if you do, the message doesn't get anywhere.

This is nothing other than stealing by tricks and daylight robbery of Nigerians through a programme that has been introduced without studying the Nigerian business model to be sure that the innovation suits it. Voicemail feature, which is ubiquitous to every society doesn't really work here in Nigeria.

The NCC and indeed all Network Provider should provide a feature that allows us to authorize first or deactivate this programme outrightly, the same way there is an option to copy a caller tune. Anything short of this amounts to extortion.

#EndAutoVoicemail
#StopSecretDeductions

Politics / Re: Catholic Bishops Of South Africa Respond To Xenophobic Attacks In Honest by Baffupdrizz(m): 4:27pm On Sep 06, 2019
Proudly a Catholic
Family / Re: I'm Worried About My Son's Behaviour. Is He Normal? by Baffupdrizz(m): 2:23pm On Aug 21, 2019
jess2019:


I've taken him to a doctor incase there is any diagnosis so I can give him all the help he needs but they said it's just his behaviour because according to the doctor he is smart academically. He is 18months ahead of his year level. So they ruled ADHD out.



Seriously, this is just what you shouldn't do. He is normal. Stop working yourself up over nothing.
Politics / Re: Insight Into Buhari’s Twin Dinner With Lawmakers by Baffupdrizz(m): 10:44am On Apr 22, 2019
Why is President Buhari's name spelled Bukhara all through the post?
Celebrities / Re: Why I’m Raising My Son As A Girl - Charlize Theron by Baffupdrizz(m): 8:37am On Apr 19, 2019
This should be criminalized.

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Food / Re: How Do I Tell This Guy To Stop Eating In My House? by Baffupdrizz(m): 10:00am On Mar 23, 2019
God created you for that guy. Keep feeding him abeg.
Politics / Re: Buhari’s Memory Loss Normal, Even Jesus, Mohammed Did, Fake News – Festus Keyamo by Baffupdrizz(m): 12:51pm On Feb 07, 2019
The headline is very misleading.

Keyamo in a tweet, referred to the memory loss statement as fake news.. now the blogger and nairaland paraphrases it to still credit him with the statement he just discredited.

Politics aside, moderators please intervene.

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Politics / Re: Buhari, Mbaka Meet In Aso Rock by Baffupdrizz(m): 4:36pm On Jan 28, 2019
Olamsoh:
When you hit your 30s, the so called ‘scarcity’ of men isn’t because they’re actually scarce.

They’re still plenty.

It’s because you’ve reached that point in your life where you know what you want & you’re not going to settle for just anybody who doesn’t fit the criteria.

The right one won’t be bothered about age or how much you earn.

The right one will appreciate you guys in the present & work towards your future.

Go for the RIGHT ONE, not the available one.

And yes it goes BOTH WAYS.

Stop preparing women for a life of eternal spinsterhood. The reason they cry that men are scarce is because fewer men now approach them as they become less attractive. Tell the truth for once!

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Celebrities / Re: Uche Maduagwu To Kemi Olunloyo: "You Can't Bring Davido Down" by Baffupdrizz(m): 11:13am On Jan 19, 2019
It's Davido's music and vibe that I like.
Celebrities / Re: Mr Eazi: I Don’t Own A Car, I Use Uber by Baffupdrizz(m): 9:22am On Jan 19, 2019
R.E.S.P.E.C.T.
Culture / Re: Do We Overestimate The Importance Of African Juju? by Baffupdrizz(m): 8:03pm On Jan 06, 2019
Mods please modify the title from "importance" to "EFFICACY".

This is what the OP really meant to ask.

'Do we overestimate the efficacy of juju?'

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Romance / Re: My Recent Breakup Experience: I Messed Up By Initiating The Breakup by Baffupdrizz(m): 6:45am On Nov 14, 2018
@OP You are an id1ot!

You over-complicate simple things, and you don't understand female nature.

Fúck off here crying, get a gym membership and start getting your life together. Then get other girls. Id1ot!

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Science/Technology / Re: Lion Blamed For Death Of Over 400 Buffalo In Botswana by Baffupdrizz(m): 9:38am On Nov 09, 2018
Nature will have it's revenge.
Everything living dies in the end.

And for the � buffaloes... Fishes, scavengers and microbes will have a feast. grin

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Properties / Re: Strangest Buildings In The World (photos) by Baffupdrizz(m): 9:01am On Nov 09, 2018
Modern Architecture is shit.
Crassly ugly and an effort to over impress, just like modern rap.

Forget the camera angle that these buildings were photographed from, these buildings look monstrous and unwelcoming in every kind of way.
Politics / Re: Babajide Sanwoolu Meets A 64-Year-Old Female Traffic Control Volunteer by Baffupdrizz(m): 9:29pm On Nov 08, 2018
Ejimagift:
Election gimmicks

No doubt, but ingenious nonetheless!
Politics / Re: Oak TV Apologizes For Releasing Lai Mohammed's El-zakzaky Video by Baffupdrizz(m): 9:23pm On Nov 08, 2018
kennygee:
I like how they apologized after the damage has been done.

This is the reason forgiveness is a sin.
Education / Re: ASUU Is A Problem Of The Nigerian University System - Prof. Ochonnu by Baffupdrizz(m): 4:04pm On Nov 07, 2018

The good Prof. has succeeded in highlighting the major cause of the problem of ASUU, which can be inferred as a SYSTEMIC ROT in the organization of the Educational Institution. Hence the need for the political will to revamp, repeal and reorganize the system.

If nothing is done about it, I fear, the next catastrophe of miseducation of our citizenry may shake our great nation to her core.

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Politics / Re: APC And PDP Are Fielding A Single Candidate Called Butiku, Says Ezekwesili by Baffupdrizz(m): 1:43pm On Oct 29, 2018
Hahaha

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Politics / Re: I Sacrificed My Presidential Ambition For Buhari – Ribadu by Baffupdrizz(m): 11:57am On Sep 18, 2018
I tend to believe.
Education / Re: AAU Imposes "No School Fees, No Lecture" On Student (SUG React) by Baffupdrizz(m): 8:27am On Jun 28, 2018
Is anyone else disgusted at the nauseating grammar contained in the SUG memo?
Family / Re: How Can I Control My Sex Craving Toward My Wife by Baffupdrizz(m): 8:18am On Jun 23, 2018
Disregard every other pieces of mis-advice and take this one first:

• What you are having is called a dead bedroom situation. In reality, it's not as if the "sex is too much" as your wife says, the sex WITH YOU is too much.

• It might break your heart to hear from me that your wife no longer finds you sexually attractive as you used to be, and merely providing for her doesn't get her wet.

• You are headed down a path of total disconnection with your wife, in fact, it will get worse if you continue to pester her about the issue as she will find you irritating and desperate.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

1. Start Lifting, and pick up a new hobby that develops your physical well-being.

2. Send me a pm

3. Pay me for my services as it is not free of charge.

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Celebrities / Re: Throwback Photos Of Chioma Avril Rowland, Davido's Girlfriend by Baffupdrizz(m): 6:24pm On May 02, 2018
Olalan:
A supposedly good girl hanging out with a real bad guy seems a weird combo



This has mostly always been the case!
Hence: Beauty and th beast.
Celebrities / Re: Abasiodiong Eyo Dethroned, As Meggy Linus Replaces Her (Photos) by Baffupdrizz(m): 3:32pm On Jan 16, 2018
Without any intention of encouraging irascible behavior, the real question here should be if she violated any laid down laws that is punishable by dethronement in those pictures, eg. if she is underaged.

Other than that, the decision is greatly flawed!
By the way, she has made her point fiercely that she isn't the type to conform. Dethroning her will only reinforce her decision to pose in sexually suggestive ways.

Rebel attitude just got worse!

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Celebrities / Re: Churchill Stops Tonto Dikeh And Linda Ikeji From Airing "King Tonto" Reality TV by Baffupdrizz(m): 3:25pm On Jan 16, 2018
The traditional role of fathers has always been to PROTECT their children and even "wives".

• Finally someone has to remind the woman that having custody doesn't mean absolute ownership!

Romance / Re: HELP : My Ex Is Now My Boss by Baffupdrizz(m): 10:56pm On Jan 14, 2018
Lobby/Scheme your way to the top and if that fails, fúcking quit already! grin
Romance / Re: Help! I Am So Hooked To Her. by Baffupdrizz(m): 9:18am On Jan 14, 2018
Tingles mahn, fúcking tingles!


It is not the girl you like, it is the way she makes you feel.
Simply put, you like her in relation to you, and you are dumb enough to not see that it is all in your stupid head.

Get over it mahn. And the best way is to start fúcking other hotter girls until the childish horniness wanes.

What a pity!

Literature / Re: The 48 Laws Of Power- Which Of The Laws Is Your Favourite? by Baffupdrizz(m): 9:13am On Jan 14, 2018
28. Enter action with boldness!
Family / Re: Wife Introduction: My Mum Insists On Pregnancy First by Baffupdrizz(m): 2:19am On Jan 11, 2018
It seems all those years studying to Masters level have reduced the volume of common Sense left for your use.
Get your shît together mahn! YOUR MUM IS RIGHT!

Ever heard of the "Menopause"? Women above 35 find it incredibly hard to reproduce. If you allow momentary emotions to render you barren, then you Sir are a big disappointment to humanity.

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Religion / Re: "Why Masturbation Was The Biggest Sin For Me To Overcome" by Baffupdrizz(m): 3:16pm On Dec 31, 2017
Enough of the bullshît Media venting, we don't care about your confessions.

Better yet, tell us the story of your repentance when the new year fever has subsided!

Family / Re: Tips To Look After Your Husband Published In 1950 (photo) by Baffupdrizz(m): 3:13pm On Dec 31, 2017
That was the golden age, before fat ugly women started the feminist movement to claim that all gender roles should be reversed and that cooking is slavery.

What a pity!

Career / Re: Want To Quit My Job. Advice Needed Urgently by Baffupdrizz(m): 1:39pm On Dec 29, 2017
Your original discernment was to remove yourself from where you feel you are exploited. Why try to seek public opinions before taking a vital decision? Do yourself a favor and follow your reason. But bear the responsibilities nonetheless. Advert has been noted but stop venting your frustrations on the internet dude!!!

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