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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Alex Ferguson’s Last Chewed Gum For Sale On E-bay by bamto(m): 12:48pm On May 21, 2013
ayobase: Does it mean he aint gonna chew gum again?

And this brought "gullible" question to mind.

Who is more gullible between a person that buys this "last" chewed gum by the almighty Manchester United Coach and those that "follow" Jesus!

Those that follow Jesus aight?
Hmmmmm...smh!

As far as this is concerned, nobody is gullible!

Don't be surprised that the GUM is gonna travel from one generation to another like Da Vinci's!


Mtsheeeeew!
When will you quit smoking weed, son?
FamilyWhat Type Of Protest By PHCN Do You Prefer? by bamto(op): 2:57pm On May 14, 2013
PHCN have had to protest in time past with 'total black out' i.e no power supply at all for days.

Assuming you were asked to choose between a month black out and terribly erratic supply for a month too, what will you choose? By 'erratic' I mean incessant switching on and off e.g up to 70 times a day. (Consider what it can do to your appliances)

It's happening now (though there is no protest), and it's not funny at all. I just imagine that becoming a way of protest.
IslamRe: Is Nigeria About Fifty-five Percent Muslims? by bamto(op): 2:20pm On May 13, 2013
Doesn't that imply that the harvest is rottening while the labourers laze about? @frosbel
IslamIs Nigeria About Fifty-five Percent Muslims? by bamto(op): 1:20pm On May 13, 2013
I read in an Islamic Education course material that 'over fifty percent of the population of Africa are Muslims; in Nigeria, it is about fifty-five percent.' Fact or Fiction?
FamilyRe: Dirty Habits We Should Get Rid Of by bamto(m): 10:47pm On May 11, 2013
What about prying into someone's inbox? Some people need an upbraid on that! How dare you intrude into my privacy, and then tell me I should have passworded it if I didn't want you to pry. Friend or no friend, it's simple courtesy. Take permission before prying. That's all.
FamilyRe: Pregnant During Wedding Or Baby Before Wedding by bamto(m): 11:54pm On May 10, 2013
I don't think Op is remorseful at all. You want to CELEBRATE wedding with pregnancy? Who does that? Well, shameless children of the devil do!!

There is nothing like wedding anymore. What is there to wed again? Body, soul, or spirit? You've already wedded each other.

All you need do is: ask God for forgiveness, go to church for BLESSING on your marriage, formalize it at the registry, and be faithful to your husband. That's all.
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by bamto(m): 6:45pm On May 09, 2013
Odunnu: There is no Accounting class in UI? Why? shocked shocked shocked
The department of Accounting, and some others will soon kick off in UI. The massive building is under construction, thanks to CBN. UI has over the years been very restrictive in the programmes she runs, to ensure qualitative education. Currently, the department under the Faculty of Social Sciences are just 5: Economics, Sociology, Psychology, Geography, and Political Science.
FamilyRe: Your Mom Or Dad: Who Do You Speak Often With? by bamto(m): 6:08pm On May 09, 2013
I talk to dad more.
I'm closer to mum.
Why?
Because dad is the jealous type.
FamilyRe: Is A Child's Education An Achievement To Parents Or Their Responsibility? by bamto(m): 7:21pm On May 06, 2013
I think it's a privileged right. It's like someone owing you some amount of money. You have a right to a refund, but what if the person doesn't have money or any tangible asset the court can sell off? It's more of a moral obligation. Some parents don't have, and they don't strive to send you to school. Some only pay school fees, and hardly care how you survive. The worst you can do is to ridicule them. No one can compel them to. Every child must acknowledge his parents for being true to their moral obligation. That's all.
EducationRe: JAMB Releases 2013 UTME Results, Withholds 12,110 Results by bamto(m): 5:07pm On May 03, 2013
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SO, NAIRALAND IS BEING DOMINATED BY JAMBITOES? No wonda u hardly see matured comments.. grin
What makes you think only jambites are interested in 'jamb result?' You must be a learner-jambite to think so.
EducationRe: SSANU Threatens Nationwide Strike by bamto(m):
webstradamus: Teaching staff do not belong to SSANU.
PhonesRe: Good Samaritans Who Returned Lost Phones by bamto(m): 4:01pm On Apr 06, 2013
Wow...just few minutes ago, my aunt lost all her 3 phones (a BB inclusive) at a wedding. She had kept the three phones in a purse and left it in her car. While she locked the driver's door; the other side was, unknown to her, left unlocked by her sister. Few minutes into the church service, when she returned to pick her phone, alas, the purse was gone! They were all switched off immediately. Someone stated that the BB can be traced using the pin. Is that possible?
RomanceRe: Kekenapep Or Okada: To Take Your Girl On A Date? by bamto(m): 6:41am On Mar 29, 2013
Legit1: This reminds me of a line in a song where a girl asked for champaign, and the guy told her to spell it first. cheesy
You mean CHAMPAGNE? Like girl, like guy, like you!
Nairaland GeneralDo You Acknowledge The Author Of Your Quotes On Social Media? by bamto(op): 11:15pm On Mar 22, 2013
'Thief thief! That's what internet age is producing! Intellectual indolence and insolence'- Bamgboye Ifeoluwa.
If you copied someone's line, acknowledge the owner or at least, put in inverted comma's to show that it isn't your statement. All unrighteousness isn't just a sin; breach of intellectual property is actionable in a court of law. Don't joke with bankruptcy!
NYSCNysc Did Not Increase Allowance For Corps Members by bamto(op): 9:45am On Mar 22, 2013
Got this mail from NYSC. nyscupdates@yahoogroups.com

21/03/2013
 
RUMOUR ON CORPS MEMBERS ALLOWANCE

 
The Director General of National Youth Service Corps Brig. Gen. NT Okore-Affia has debunked the rumour that Corps Members monthly allowance has been increased.
 
Addressing Corps Members at the NYSC Permanent Orientation Camp in Kastina, on Wednesday the 20
th of March 2013, the Director General informed the Corps members that there was no truth in that rumour stressing the fact that their monthly allowance still remains Nineteen Thousand, Eight Hundred (N19,800.00) Naira.
 
He went further to congratulate the Corps members for their successes in the various examinations that qualified them to be called up for National Service.
  He enjoined them to take their training at the orientation camp very serious, especially in the area of skill acquisition which will make them job creators at the end of their national service.
 
The Director General also urged Corps members to integrate themselves with members of their host communities and respect the culture and religion of members of their host communities.
  Wishing them a very successful and memorable service year.
 
The Director General further enjoined them to put in their best in their places of primary assignment.

 
Pls visit www.nysc.gov.ng for more Information.
NYSC Web Team
FamilyRe: Man Bashes Wife For Refusing To Teach Him How To Use Facebook by bamto(m): 11:11pm On Mar 20, 2013
Abrantie: Why did his wife refuse? Facebook is for cheaters, flirters and scammers.

Any sane person who lets their significant other use FB without their monitoring is a fool.
Cheat = humans who cheat; Cheater= an animal. Read your Brighter Grammar!
SportsRe: Celestine Babayaro Is Bankrupt, Can You Lend A Hand? by bamto(m): 10:47pm On Mar 20, 2013
palmasglobal: Just read it this morning on AIT That Celestine Babayaro is bankrupt, it touches me from my head to my feet. Please how do we revive this young man that sacrifice himself for the growth of this country, this young man that made this country proud in his days.

please advice on how to go about it. Thank you

It can happen to anybody, and we are ready to lend a hand.

advice please
@ OP. READ on AIT? When did AIT become a Newspaper? Was the info being scrolled as headline news? Or u read from their website? Here is another Presumption of Fake News. Rebut it if you can.
CelebritiesRe: Lest We Immortalize Nuisance …the “goldie” Situation. by bamto(m): 10:19pm On Feb 21, 2013
kayusbrown: Moral issues are always controversial and complicated. What determines the moral correctness or wrongness of a deed is the perspective from which the deed is viewed or the basis on which the deed is judged. Endless arguments results when the perspective or basis of judgement is not agreed upon. The author of the article judged Goldie from his (the author's) religious perspective or personal moral convictions which Goldie perhaps was not under any obligation to comply with. Life is all about choices. Choices that definitely come with their consequences. What makes us human is the ability to choose how we want to live our life. Even God does not choose for us how to live our lives, He only suggests the best way and leaves us to choose with divine guidance (our conscience) and warning that there will be consequences for every choice made. Castigating individuals for the choices they make, when the consequences of those choices does not affect us, is like denying them the right to live and live freely. Goldie made her choices while she was alive and that's all that matters. I'm sure she faced the consequences of her choices while she was alive and if such consequences extends to the afterlife, she alone will face it. Those who have the rights to complain about the choices she made are the ones who probably were affected by those choices like her Widower, her immediate family members e.t.c and I've not heard anyone of them complaining about how she lived her life.
While I agree largely with your line of thought, your submission that 'only those affected by her actions' should speak up is questionable. How do you measure that? And have you considered the ripple effect it has? Just one brainwashed member of a family that idolizes her can create problem for the whole family. And from a family, it spreads to a community and to the nation at large. Its like an open sore, if it's not treated on time, it is bound to become messier and occupy more space. And well, it wouldn't have mattered much if Goldie displayed her 'madness' in the confines of her house; but 'manifesting and propagating' same via the media deserve the sternest criticism for the above reasons.
And it's dearth of critical reasoning that makes people underestimate the place of correct values. When a 'star' preaches thru her lyrics and dressing lewdness, immorality and all forms of social vices, it shapens the kind of values the next generation accept and this affects every area of our national life.
CelebritiesRe: Lest We Immortalize Nuisance …the “goldie” Situation. by bamto(m): 9:45pm On Feb 19, 2013
Wow...spot on. This deserves a place in national or international media. Free2rhyme, did you author this? If you did, let's get to talk pls.
CelebritiesRe: Lest We Immortalize Nuisance …the “goldie” Situation. by bamto(m): 9:28pm On Feb 19, 2013
Wow...Free2rhyme, did you author this piece? I think it deserves a space in national or international media. If you did, let's get to talk pls.
EducationUi, Not Oau, Was Rated Nigeria's Best In The 2013 Webometrics Rating by bamto(op): 8:03pm On Feb 12, 2013
As opposed to a false piece of news making the rounds, UI was in actual fact named Nigeria's best in the 2013 Webometrics rating.
Here is the full list:
Universities in Nigeria
2013 University Web Ranking

1 University of Ibadan
Ibadan
2 Obafemi Awolowo University
Ile-Ife
3 University of Lagos
Lagos
4 Ahmadu Bello University
Zaria
5 University of Ilorin
Ilorin
6 University of Benin
Ugbowo ...
7 University of Jos
Jos
8 University of Maiduguri
Maiduguri
9 University of Agriculture, Abeokuta
Abeokuta ...
10 University of Port Harcourt
Port Harcourt
11 University of Nigeria
Nsukka ...
12 Federal University of Technology, Akure
Akure
13 Covenant University
Ota
14 Federal University of Technology, Minna
Minna
15 Nnamdi Azikiwe University
Awka ...
16 Lagos State University
Ojo
17 Pan African University
Lagos
18 Ladoke Akintola University of Technology
Ogbomoso ...
19 Modibbo Adama University of Technology
Yola
20 African University of Science and Technology
Abuja
21 University of Uyo
Uyo
22 Bayero University Kano
Kano
23 Ambrose Alli University
Ekpoma
24 Redeemer's University
Mowe
25 Babcock University
Ilishan-Remo ...
26 Federal University of Technology, Owerri
Owerri
27 University of Calabar
Calabar
28 Enugu State University of Science and Technology
Enugu
29 Michael Okpara University of Agriculture
Umuahia
30 Ajayi Crowther University
Oyo Town
31 Bowen University
Iwo
32 Lead City University
Ibadan
33 Crawford University
Faith City ...
34 Rivers State University of Science and Technology
Port Harcourt
35 Abubakar Tafawa Balewa University
Bauchi
36 Abia State University
Uturu
37 Usmanu Danfodio University
Sokoto
38 Igbinedion University Okada
Okada ...
39 Imo State University
Owerri
40 Niger Delta University
Wilberforce Island Yenagoa
41 Bells University of Technology
Ota
42 Kwara State University
Ilorin
43 Nasarawa State University
Keffi
44 Caleb University
Imota
45 Obong University
Obong Ntak
46 Adekunle Ajasin University
Akungba Akoko ...
47 Ekiti State University, Ado Ekiti
Ado-Ekiti
48 American University of Nigeria
Yola
49 Joseph Ayo Babalola University
Ikeji-Arakeji
50 Veritas University
Abuja
51 Afe Babalola University
Ado-Ekiti
52 Kaduna State University
Kaduna
53 Osun State University
Oshogbo ...
54 Umaru Musa Yar'Adua University
Katsina
55 Federal University, Ndufu-Alike
Ndufu-Alike
56 Salem University
Lokoja
57 Novena University
Ogume
58 Achievers University, Owo
Owo
59 Benson Idahosa University
Benin City
60 Ebonyi State University
Abakaliki
61 University of Abuja
Abuja
62 University of Mkar
Mkar
63 Madonna University
Okija
64 Bingham University
Auta Balifi
65 Plateau State University
Bokkos
66 Federal University of Petroleum Resources
Effurun
67 Federal University, Dutse
Dutse
68 Nigerian Turkish Nile University
Abuja
69 Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida University
Lapai
70 Landmark University
Omu-Aran
71 Delta State University, Abraka
Abraka
72 University of Agriculture, Makurdi
Makurdi
73 Renaissance University
Enugu
74 Federal University, Otuoke
Otuoke
75 Tai Solarin University of Education
Ijebu-Ode ...
76 Federal University, Oye-Ekiti
Oye ...
77 Kano State University of Technology
Wudil
78 Tansian University
Umunya ...
79 Akwa Ibom State University
Uyo
80 Baze University
Abuja
81 Kebbi State University of Science and Technology
Aliero
82 Benue State University
Makurdi
83 Adeleke University
Ede
84 Ondo State University of Science & Technology
Okitipupa
85 Kogi State University
Anyigba
86 Western Delta University
Oghara
87 Federal University, Wukari
Wukari
88 Paul University
Awka
89 Caritas University
Enugu
90 Federal University, Lafia
Lafia
91 Cross River University of Science & Technology
Calabar ...
92 Fountain University
Oshogbo
93 Al-Hikmah University
Ilorin ...
94 Godfrey Okoye University
Ugwuomu-Nike
95 Oduduwa University
Ile Ife
96 Anambra State University
Uli
97 Olabisi Onabanjo University
Ago Iwoye ...
98 Federal University, Lokoja
Lokoja
99 Federal University, Kashere
Kashere
100 Rhema University
Obeama-Asa
101 Crescent University
Abeokuta
102 Wellspring University
Benin City
103 Bukar Abba Ibrahim University
Damaturu
104 Gombe State University
Gombe
105 Wesley University of Science and Technology
Ondo City
106 Bauchi State University
Gadau ...
107 Federal University, Dutsin-Ma
Dutsin-Ma
108 Sokoto State University
Sokoto
109 Katsina University
Katsina
Source: http://www.4icu.org/ng/
SportsRe: Spanish Magician Predicts Nigeria's Fall To Ghana In Finals by bamto(op): 10:47pm On Feb 06, 2013
nnasino: Sorry to the spanish magician but ghana the last time i checked didn't make it into the final so hopefully the cup is ours!
Abi o. Jobless con-man. Nothing will stop us from bringing this trophy home insha allahu, in Jesus name. Amen.
SportsRe: Spanish Magician Predicts Nigeria's Fall To Ghana In Finals by bamto(op): 8:35pm On Feb 06, 2013
phrancys001: Na 2day ! Haven't dey heard? we av T.B joshua.
Tell it not in Gath! Publish it not in the streets of Askelon; lest the daughter of philistines be glad and the uncircumsized rejoice. Its a dismal bysmal. Its regrettably lugubrious!
SportsRe: Spanish Magician Predicts Nigeria's Fall To Ghana In Finals by bamto(op): 8:26pm On Feb 06, 2013
ecolime: May God put him to shame come this sunday tongue
Amin Jesu! God pass them!
SportsRe: Spanish Magician Predicts Nigeria's Fall To Ghana In Finals by bamto(op): 7:16pm On Feb 06, 2013
How can a magician put sand for our garri? Abeg who get TB Joshua's number?lol
SportsSpanish Magician Predicts Nigeria's Fall To Ghana In Finals by bamto(op): 7:13pm On Feb 06, 2013
While Nigerians are still basking in the euphoria of bashing the Malians to book a place in AFCON 2013 finals, a distasteful piece of news has started flying around:
'In december, A spanish magician already predicted dat ghana wuld beat Nigeria 3-1 in d final with Gyan scoring the winning goal....http://www.soccerstarng.mobi/story_display_page.php?cover_story_id=470'
May Ghana not get to the final not to talk of dashing our championship hopes!
SportsRe: South Africa Vs Mali - AFCON 2013 - (1 - 3) On Penalties On 2nd February 2013 by bamto(m): 10:12pm On Feb 02, 2013
sweetcheecks: No jokes Sagamite, kanti whats wrong with this question? undecided
Mchweeeeeee!
Mukina enjoys the ambivalence that goes with its 'character' in this fiction called 'nairaland.' Don't expect it to disclose its gender. Mukina is a feminine name but the character on nairaland has a masculine role play. Just stick with the neuter gender 'it' or use s/he!
But if you ask me, this Mukina is male.
PoliticsRe: Blame Jonathan For Nigeria’s Woes – Obasanjo by bamto(m): 8:12pm On Feb 02, 2013
Ganys: Hmmm...The Chicken has come home to Roast....
Cant wait to see Brainless 40 laptop bandit to Defend Their "CLUELESS MECHANIC" in Fashola words undecided grin grin
It's 'roost,' not 'roast!'
HealthRe: Why You Shouldn't Drink Before Bedtime by bamto(m): 9:18pm On Jan 30, 2013
plainmirror: Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I
drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass
& think about the workers in the brewery and all
of their hopes & dreams. If I didn't drink this
beer, they might be out of work & their dreams
would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is
better that I drink this beer & let their dreams
come true than to be selfish and worry about my
liver.
RIP Sanity!!
SportsRe: AFCON: Nigeria Vs Burkina Faso (1 - 1) On 21st January 2013 by bamto(m): 8:43am On Jan 21, 2013
abbakacici: Biafara Hummingbird O burkina faso 2. Because I don't see a team made of 90 percent igbo will achieved any thing good. Because most of them will be thinking on how to hustle and stayed illegal in south africa
Grammatically disabled tribalist! Pathetic!
SportsRe: AFCON: Nigeria Vs Burkina Faso (1 - 1) On 21st January 2013 by bamto(m): 8:40am On Jan 21, 2013
Nigeria 5 Burkina Faso Nil. Impossible is Nothing!

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