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TotoCatchFire:
One of my tenants is an Arsenal fan. I'll pay him to pack out of my compound first thing June. Now I know he's the one making life difficult and things hard for the remaining tenants. Nobody is moving forward in that compound. Little did they know Failure is one of their neighbor. And that failure is an Arsenal fan. Can't associate with failure mehn it's contagious

Cybertext:
Watching Drogon in pain is more heartbreaking than watching Sansa showing off her smirks while been crowned Queen in the North.



My watch has ended here on this thread....

thesicilian:
As long as you have money, women will always be willing to share you.

HBB1:
Watching TV with women is such a chore.
We are watching something together and you are asking me what will happen next!
Ehn ehn, Am I Fadeyi Olooro?!

irynterri:
Oh my gosh!! For years i have dreamt of this kinda movie, one where no one is perfect. Damn, anyone who does not like this episode should kindly go back to telemundo. This is officially my best episode followed by the episode where cersei killed the old sceptre that I could watch 100 times. More than 1hr of non-stop suspense and unpredictable moves. I'm not sure I blinked all through. I've already resigned to my fate of going to work late today, anything wey wan happen make Im happen , Dearest Weiss and co, long may they live!!!

Piercy:
1. ASA
2.PARKER IGHILE
3.SIMI
4.JOHNNY DRILLE
5.BRYMO.
forget beats this five got lyrics that always communicate a melodious message to the listener.

paul100:
i cannot read like i use to read in secondary sch.Anytime,i come back from lectures in the evening after my classes throughout the day,i sleep too much even after setting alarm to wake me,i still sleep till the next morning,and the morning is always covered with classes so i can't read in the morning and my exam are very close.please help me,no insult please

kolafolabi:
This is an act of wickedness and he should be dealt with accordingly

MaziOmenuko:
Brown eyes, green eyes...

...and blue eyes.

Melisandrea just made Arya realize she could also wear the face of a knight walker and get closer to the knight king which she did....and bam!!!!

Winter is over!

fuckerstard:
Uhmmm

Unfortunately , the guy is right! If you don't want to be search at the checkpoint then you can go ahead to the station for more inspection.

One thing I've learnt about police encounter is that you need to open your eyes and ears, it's not all them that are coming to abuse you or harass you. E.g

I was pulled over at a checkpoint recently, i was driving a fully tinted car that you won't even see anything unless i tap down the windows. This guys are with CIB. I picked up my vehicle paper and tint permit etc from the safe and locked the car because you never can tell what next. When i gave him the papers, he check the tint permit and requested for the original and i told him i rarely go out with that since i have a copy.

He insisted, i explained to him that I've been driving around with this permit for a while now and no issues. He said i shouldn't say that cos police different from police, I was like really?? Issokay. So what's gonna happen now, he told the other guy to take me to the station. I didn't budge because i know say i no dey go any station today. So i con ask am say but why him wan make my day worse, this thing we you dey hold me for na minor thing, he said no it's not minor. Then he dropped this points

He said the government does give tint permit for cars except for SUV's, that i won't be surprised if i see say na another suv dem use prepare my permit. I was like you don't mean it!

He also said how can i tint my car so dark that nobody can see the inside at all, he said for my own safety it is bad. Some trigger happy cops might shoot at the car claiming that we're not able to see the inside.

He even said almost 95% of criminals have dark tint.

he gave me lot of instances, that was when i realized that this guys are giving me advice and it's left for me to take it.

To cut the story short, I told them i really appreciate what they're telling me and I'll be going to get rid of the dark tint and make it more visible to avoid unnecessary attention. Naso dem leave me when they notice say i don get the message.

The moral of the story is that, when you have encounter with the police. try as much as possible not to make the issues escalate, they are reasonable ones among them.

Shoutout to C clear!

tempest01:
What is "Cox"?

TOPCRUISE:
I put the blame on the husband because Olajumoke's height in the society can only be supported by him. He has to be there to stabilize her progress

Though It reminds me of the thread and advice to husbands. ''Never allow your wife to become successful than you'' because the word 'SUBMISSION' does not exist in the dictionary of a successful woman...

This is just an example

HenryDion:
Go and get a better camera phone op, and stop disgracing yourself here.

TheFacelessMan:


I had a close shave ….near death experience on Kuramo Beach in 2007.


I was swimming in the sea, trying to avoid the urine, sperm, menses and other biological fluids of other swimmers



I swam further out in the sea.... I imagined I was swimming with Michael Phelps for Olympic trials.


I looked towards the beach and I heard people screaming

Suddenly I realized I was all alone, all the beautiful colorful fishes had disappeared.


Everyone was screaming because a dark shadow had emerged. Immense and foreboding had silently risen from the ocean floor


I must confess. I peed on myself, I am not ashamed to admit. I might have passed solid waste as well.

I panicked and gulped a stomach full of salt water. Rookie mistake!


I remembered my sweet mum and I thought : "so I would never see Mama again?"

Her face gave me the strength and I headed for the shore...

The shark's head grazed lightly around my ankles and then knocked me off balance with moderate force.

It seemed as if it wanted to toy with me a bit before eating me for lunch

I stroked furiously towards land but with each stroke, it seemed as if my legs were weighted with pure iron and the shark rapidly closed the distance between us.

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I saw its immense black body coming rapidly at me ….200km/second

I saw it's cruel beady eyes looking directly at me, probably thinking of how juicy a snack I would be

It opened its jaws and I saw at least 120 evil looking razor sharp teeth as if it wanted to take a selfie

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That was a split second before I felt the most excruciating pain you could ever imagine.

The sea turned from blue to RED I am VERY sure it wasn't because of MOSES

The shark had clamped on half of my torso. It was trying to chomp down and bite me into 2. But its teeth were stuck in my rib-cage.

It took me high up, above the surface like a prize. The crowd at the beach cried out as one like they were singing the chorus of a song.

It shook me from side to side like a big giant dog.

Though I was already weak from blood loss, I drew my left hand back and punched its snout with all my strength.


The shark bellowed ! It was a guttural, spine-chilling, otherworldly sound that resonated through the water

I had the advantage it seemed. My ribcage were like toothpicks wedged in its jaws so it limited the ability to bite which worked to my favour

I had the momentum! I punched as hard as I could ; its snout, I poked the gills and it thrashed around in pain.

Suddenly a huge wave came and descended on us both; millions of gallons of water pushing us downwards and towards the direction of the beach.


On the way down, I saw in a flash, one single evil beady eye looking at me with hate & intent :


"You snack, why can't you just die and be eaten" I am sure it was saying.


In one last desperate effort, I jammed my hand to mid fore-arm into that eye!


PLEASE, I don't want to recall that cry of anguish and pain.


It was in such pain that it probably wanted to get rid of me quickly. In the frenzy, I had already gotten loose.

I quickly tried to swim towards the shore, the wounded shark in pursuit.....


To be continued......

Culled from "The Memoirs of The Faceless Man"

amaniro:
Clearly you can't read because there's nothing wrong with my Grammer grammar.

amaniro:
God please let cholesterol not killed this boy