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Samfloxin:
we call it kpukpunkpu ogene

Jannuxajj:
I am an introvert that is into programming and I work for companies from home. I became tired of all the gold diggers I was attracting because I discovered they are only looking for sponsors so for the first time I made up my mind to start approaching.

I saw a young lady walking towards me so I decided to start with her. I greeted her and immediately she answered I didn't know what to say next thing I said was are you coming from the gym and she said no and looked at me somehow only for me to stammer and then ask for her name she just ignored me and was pressing her phone.

It bad to be sitting indoors everyday I swear loneliness dey kill me.

anastasius:
Why do Ijaw people bear funny names? Someone bearing police, Helpme, Nurse etc. I don't understand

madridguy:
Since both Xavi and Iniesta left Barca the fake GOAT no get him lyrics again

Snipper007:
When under the influence of OH I am a Master toaster of ladies......I once toasted 4 babe's under the influence of alcohol in one night through phone call while in school and all of them said yes.......I never forget that night.

Supreme145:
Good day folks, I have been a visitor on nairaland for a while now so far I have really learnt a lot from here, I had to register so as to share my worries here because I know that I can get useful contributions. Please ignore my grammatical blunders,I'm not really good at writing.

I graduated from secondary school in 2010 at the age of 18 and 10 years later I seem to be moving around in circles. After secondary school I was given two options of going to the university or doing business, I chose business without thinking twice I needed money so school can wait.

Two of my uncles raised the sum of 150,000 for me after I was done learning a trade with the condition that I will pay back at the end of the year without interest. Then the ports were closed so I would travel to cotonu to buy male jeans and sold in Nigeria in wholesale. Business was moving well, I tripled my capital that same year by the age of 20 I had already counted my first million, I felt on top of the world, I spent on my family helped in paying house rent and my siblings school fees (I'm the first child), then tragedy struck.

After the second year my uncle whom I was staying with and contributed majority of my capital asked for an account of how I had been running the business which I gave him, I had already returned the other uncle's money by then. After the audit my uncle said he's going to add another money to my capital then after four years he would settle me, I refused citing that apprenticeship wasn't our agreement initially, the mother caused a big issue to the extent it had to be settled in the village. I had to leave my uncle's house to my parents since we couldn't reach a compromise, as for his capital over the years I had borrowed him money on several occasions which was already more than what he gave me as my capital, I forgot the balance and left.

Three months after I left my uncle, my goods was intercepted by customs in Benin, my agent which coincidentally happened to be that my uncle put my goods ( and that of others) in a vehicle carrying second hand tyres from Lagos to the east and everything in the vehicle was confiscated. We spent 5months trying to get the goods back spending the remaining savings I had, it was released after six months but most of the goods was either stolen or sold by customs, I got only around 10% of my seized goods back. I was back to square one.

After all my attempts to raise another capital proved abortive I gave up and started doing menial jobs to survive,my mom would always encourage me that I'm still young and would rise again. Two years after nothing tangible was fort coming, I was dead broke and depressed, I started feeling pressure at home when I couldn't bear it I relocated to port Harcourt in search of greener pastures. I slept in parks and slums till I managed to get a security job with a 15k salary then,I worked for some years and discovered that I wasn't making any progress in life,I wasn't saving anything and was still stagnant. I decided to venture into education, even though it wasn't my first choice at least I would have a certificate to be proud of after some years.

I got admission in the federal university in Benue in 2017 at the age of 25 to study statistics/computer science (bsc ed) it wasn't my choice but time was not on my side , most of my mates then had graduated and even working. My year one was hell, I resumed school with just my bag of cloths, no accommodation nor food stuffs, I slept in lecture halls and sometimes went for lectures without bathing,one time I called my dad and he said if I can't bear it I should abandon the school and come back,I later managed to get someone to squat me in the hostel, I got home during nuga break to meet the news that my dad just bought a land,so this man had money to buy land and allowed me to suffer in school ( he mind sha ).

Fast forward 3 years later and I'm stuck in 300 level not knowing what to do with my life,just being in school is not enough for me, I need to earn money because I became independent at a young age and depending on my parents now is serious giving me a cause for concern. I stayed back in school during the lockdown so I could think about my life, after reading some threads on nairaland I decided to go into programming since I had a semi abacus laptop on it's last legs,I got links to free courses on udemy and also enrolled for free courses on Alison and pirple.

Learning programming brought my joy back,I loved the critical thinking involved and realized I hated it before because of the way it was taught by our lecturers,I started with web development (HTML and CSS) and I observed I was grabbing it quit fast. Data was a problem but I managed the mid night subscription each time I manage to get airtime. I was happy once more cause I could code for hours on an empty stomach and I wouldn't care then tragedy struck again.

My system developed a fault, vertical lines appeared on the screen and it started having difficulty in booting,it finally gave up the ghost a few days later. I tried to improvise by using my phone to code but it was a horrible experience and I gave up. back to square one again,I had to go home and I haven't gotten myself ever since.

How do I break free from this poverty since I came back I have looked for job without luck, I haven't earned a dime since this year since I parted ways with my boss whom I learnt interlocking and concrete stamping under,the man was using me like a slave. Motivational speakers would say there's light at the end of the tunnel but mine looks like a maze/roundabout tunnel. I got home and yahoo is the trending stuff in the area even my younger ones has joined, my younger brother nearly picked 7million before the aza was killed in the dying minute (whatever he means by that), I seem to be the only one among my set that's still broke, I can't even remember the last time I got anything for my self, now I wear my younger brothers cloths and they recharge my phone for me,how long will I continue like this?? ..... I don't want to follow the yahoo band wagon, I'm beginning to lose hope.

Pls I need your comments and advice

Imiete:
Guy my own worst pass your own
Is like them curse me sef, after sec school I never get anything good apart from second hand tecno k7, na only 2 clothes,two short Nika and one trouser I dey manage.

Me don give up, na village I dey now dey cultivate cassava dey fry garri dey sell.
But my story no mean say mke you give up.
Me I don tire na why I choose dis village life

Soffit:
CLICK TO REGISTER https://www.wazobia.cash/register/?r=M5Q11

1. Pls with all this upgrade and changing of system hope newbies are not affected o

Answer: New members had already registered on the new server and therefore cannot be required to transfer their accounts since they are already there. To know if your account is affected, you will see a message on your dashboard indicating that your account is on the old server and requiring you to perform the transfer.


2. Are we getting 30% from our Sky Wallet plus 50% from our investment making it 80%?

Answer: Yes


3. Can one activate his/her account before the launch date?

Answer: You can only activate your account when you have successfully transferred your account to our new server which will take place as from 10:00AM 27th of July 2020.


4. How will you know if your account was automatically transferred and will one need to start investing again if transferred automatically.

Answer: Your accounts will not be transferred automatically. You will have to make the request yourself by the click of a button on your dashboard.


5. How do we know an old user....will i be in the platform for 2 months before i can be called an old user ?

Answer: An old user is a participant that have already received from the system more than once.


6. What happens to account that was blocked during the registration process, will the account also will be transfer also or how will they unblock such account?

Answer: All blocked accounts on the system will be open for free before the launch day so they can be allowed to also transfer their accounts too. But after launch date, any account blocked will have to pay the reopen fee to unblock it.


7. since everybody is starting afresh, who are the set of people that will be receiving the investment amount?

Answer: The Winners of the different competitions that will be conducted will be the first set of persons that be receiving first from the system. They will be paid all their money in your Sky Wallet. And all participants are eligible to participate on the competition.


8. Hope your customer service will be active?

Answer: The customer care lines will be fully active As from on Sunday 26th of July.


9. Why only 10 persons will be selected in the competition when will have over 1 millions plus on the platform?

We are not selecting only 10 persons. We will also conduct other competitions to select more sets of people that will be receive all their money in their Sky Wallet and they will be among the first set of people to receive from the system. Most activation fee will also be paid to them.


10. What will indicate if our accounts are in the new or old server and will the web address be the same?

Answer: On your dashboard, you will get a notice informing you that your account is on the old server providing you with a button to transfer to the new server. If your account do not need a transfer, you will not see any notice. The website addresses still remain the same. And our official website is www.wazobia.cash


11. I hope the 30% is general?

Answer: The 30% are only for users that have money on their Sky Wallet.


12. What will be the faith of other who didn't win the competition?

Answer: They should activate their accounts and invest to be receiving 30% from their Sky Wallet and after some several investments they should be able to withdraw all funds on their Sky Wallet.


13. Will there be delay in merging when the first invest is due ?

Answer: There will be no delay in merging for those receiving. However people paying may experience some delay in being merged to payout because there will be high number of user that will be requesting to make payment. The order of First come First served will be used to merge people paying.


14. i hope the competition will be optional and not compulsory?

Answer: The competition is optional. It is only for those that would like to receive all money in their Sky Wallet.

CLICK TO REGISTER https://www.wazobia.cash/register/?r=M5Q11

MorataFC:
Hmmmm
MMM is every where

PlayerMeji:
Wetin concern us with wetin dey happen for America?

They are killing people too here in Kaduna, Benue, Jos, in fact, South Kaduna killings is still fresh yet we do not hear any news about them, no protest, nothing - nothing.

Nothing like 'South Kaduna Lives Matter'

Eghavribiee:
When she stopped giving me sex

CuteVally:
Good evening Nairalanders.

Please i need an advice on the next step i should take in life. I am a guy, 25 years of age and still living with my parents, though i am not jobless but recently my bank account just hit one million and 200 thousand naira.

So my parents are advising to buy a landed property in my home town that will take about 900 to 1 million naira. But the thing is that i am 25 and i feel at my age i should no longer be staying with my parents, so i want to rent a flat and furniture it to my taste, i feel it is time to move on, i need my freedom to finally face life like a man.

So my question is, should i purchase a landed property at 25 and continue living with my parents or pack out and start my Adult life. Note: i am not jobless".

Fuckdem:
this waec don loss value.....

the thing don turn to joke.....most of us no go even fit defend our waec result

Soffit:
CLICK TO REGISTER https://www.wazobia.cash/register/?r=M5Q11

1. Pls with all this upgrade and changing of system hope newbies are not affected o

Answer: New members had already registered on the new server and therefore cannot be required to transfer their accounts since they are already there. To know if your account is affected, you will see a message on your dashboard indicating that your account is on the old server and requiring you to perform the transfer.


2. Are we getting 30% from our Sky Wallet plus 50% from our investment making it 80%?

Answer: Yes


3. Can one activate his/her account before the launch date?

Answer: You can only activate your account when you have successfully transferred your account to our new server which will take place as from 10:00AM 27th of July 2020.


4. How will you know if your account was automatically transferred and will one need to start investing again if transferred automatically.

Answer: Your accounts will not be transferred automatically. You will have to make the request yourself by the click of a button on your dashboard.


5. How do we know an old user....will i be in the platform for 2 months before i can be called an old user ?

Answer: An old user is a participant that have already received from the system more than once.


6. What happens to account that was blocked during the registration process, will the account also will be transfer also or how will they unblock such account?

Answer: All blocked accounts on the system will be open for free before the launch day so they can be allowed to also transfer their accounts too. But after launch date, any account blocked will have to pay the reopen fee to unblock it.


7. since everybody is starting afresh, who are the set of people that will be receiving the investment amount?

Answer: The Winners of the different competitions that will be conducted will be the first set of persons that be receiving first from the system. They will be paid all their money in your Sky Wallet. And all participants are eligible to participate on the competition.


8. Hope your customer service will be active?

Answer: The customer care lines will be fully active As from on Sunday 26th of July.


9. Why only 10 persons will be selected in the competition when will have over 1 millions plus on the platform?

We are not selecting only 10 persons. We will also conduct other competitions to select more sets of people that will be receive all their money in their Sky Wallet and they will be among the first set of people to receive from the system. Most activation fee will also be paid to them.


10. What will indicate if our accounts are in the new or old server and will the web address be the same?

Answer: On your dashboard, you will get a notice informing you that your account is on the old server providing you with a button to transfer to the new server. If your account do not need a transfer, you will not see any notice. The website addresses still remain the same. And our official website is www.wazobia.cash


11. I hope the 30% is general?

Answer: The 30% are only for users that have money on their Sky Wallet.


12. What will be the faith of other who didn't win the competition?

Answer: They should activate their accounts and invest to be receiving 30% from their Sky Wallet and after some several investments they should be able to withdraw all funds on their Sky Wallet.


13. Will there be delay in merging when the first invest is due ?

Answer: There will be no delay in merging for those receiving. However people paying may experience some delay in being merged to payout because there will be high number of user that will be requesting to make payment. The order of First come First served will be used to merge people paying.


14. i hope the competition will be optional and not compulsory?

Answer: The competition is optional. It is only for those that would like to receive all money in their Sky Wallet.

CLICK TO REGISTER https://www.wazobia.cash/register/?r=M5Q11

manos:
Note: it's a bit long... I could have summarized but I want those contributing to get a crystal clear picture of the situation, so that they can give better and specific advice.

The major problem here is that she mixes up things to be done in the kitchen with things done only in the toilet.

I have been married to my wife for over a year now (no kids yet) and there are certain unhygienic habits she has been displaying, since we started living together. I have been seeking ways to help her improve on it, but a calm correction from me always leads to a bitter argument between us. (She claims I complain too much whenever I point it out)

For example, she always clears her throat early in the morning and spits in the kitchen sink. (despite the fact that we have 2 toilets with wash hand basins; one in the room and also a guest toilet, with a wash-hand basin which is basically 3 steps from the kitchen). Then she goes to the bathroom, gets her toothbrush and comes back to the kitchen to brush her teeth, while doing several things with toothpaste and saliva drooling from her mouth all through.

The other day, she prepared breakfast (spaghetti) for both of us with the drooling toothpaste mouth and i refused to eat from it. I didn't complain to her either, until she asked why I didn't take my portion of the spaghetti from the pot, later that evening. I mentioned to her that, as always I find it disgusting to eat spaghetti, seasoned with toothpaste drool and saliva. The response I got from her was a hiss and then she said that, next time I should inform her if I am not going to eat the food she cooked so that she would not cook for me."

I let that slide but I felt she missed the point. The next day was her birthday and I decided to prepare breakfast for her.
While I was in the kitchen cooking, she came in with the same drooling toothpaste mouth to take a kitchen Scissors in order to cut something on her pants, even though we have another scissors in the room for such purposes. In the process of trying to pick the scissors, her hands which were covered with toothpaste drool had to cross the pot which I was cooking with. I mentioned to her that I was not comfortable with that and she just hissed as usual, still picked the Scissors and left the kitchen while angrily saying that I am just a complainer. I lost it at this point and proceeded to give her a lecture in anger about basic hygiene and why I can not keep quiet over these things because we live in a shared space and how her actions have a direct effect on me. It ended in a shouting match till she kept quiet, without accepting she was wrong.

This is the pattern almost everything takes when I try to correct her. The worst part is that I would still have to be the one to apologize for shouting at her because if I don't, I might be subjected to a week long silent treatment which I dread.

There are other more unhygienic things that are done by her, which I might not be able to post here due to the fact that I am not completely anonymous and she is still my wife but I hope this information is enough for someone to understand my frustration and profer a solution.