₦airaland Forum

kimnicki:
am I the only one or does this lady look like taraji p Henson (cookie for those that watch empire)

Kinda, sorta. I miss her in person of interest though. She was the shizzle.

ednut1:
after 10 years on nairaland. it is sad to admit nairaland has lost it. see the kin topics wey dey mk Frontpage.

I wouldn't blame seun too much. He is flowing with the trend. He has employed kids to cater for children. Apparently, that is where the money is.

Anyone who thinks Nigeria is a sane country is phucking insane.

Lilimax:
Omg!
Jungle justice is barbaric and should not be welcomed in a sane society

Nigerians are not sane people hence the topic.

The number one game app to download today is clash royale. Or better still, don't. You'll be hooked for life.

VoteDemiladgold:
but my mum beat me very well wen I was little, I dnt see myself as a wayward adult..

Wizkoko:
All those methods don't work; it's beating that fix a child. If you look at the American children, you will notice that they are very stubborn; they lack respect, and they talk shit to their parents face. All of that is due to lack of beating. But look at our Nigerian children, they don't disrespect people anyhow. The beating has humbled them. Although beating works wonders, don't over use it because too much of everything is bad.

Brute force is a symptom of poor problem solving skills. Our parents did not know any better which is why paddling was the only solution. Ever wondered why Nigerians are so prone to violence? It is because they don't know that there is a better way. Ever wondered why people don't see a problem with jungle justice? Because they are so used to gore and violence. I am not saying don't smack your kids, but it should not be the only solution to corrective training. Also, the american kids you say lack respect are doing way better than Nigerian kids who have "respect". At least if they had respect, they would respect their environment, amenities and other people which would translate to a better society. Nigerians are the most unruly people in the world. If they had respect it would reflect in society today. When is the respect going to start showing in the quality of society you live in. Taking away privileges is the best way to deal with a child. My kids know not to phuck with me. They'll be grounded for life. Plus, no xbox, ipod, cable, biking, sleep overs, etc. You come back from school, do your homework and that's it. Believe me; to them, it is like being in prison. I don't have to lay a finger on them. If you can identify what a child holds dear and take it away, they tend to listen to you.

After seeing most of the comments on this thread, i am beginning to have an idea why people die like chickens on roads in Nigeria. I have said this in the past; The fact that you own a POV or have a drivers licence does not mean you can operate it.

1. Before going on long journeys, ensure you've have eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.

2. Never drive more that four hours without at least a rest stop of 45 minutes in between.

3. Never drive long distances with the interior cold. It is better to have AC on heat to prevent you from falling asleep.

4. Never drive long distances without a co driver. This ensures you switch out when and if you start to feel drowsy.

5. Avoid taking medications that might make you drowsy before going on long journeys.

6. Drink lots of water to stay hydrated before and during your journey. This also ensures you take rest stops in order to pee.

You are welcome.

SageTravels:
As you dey weep Blood come out. If e never come out pls keep weeping



Op there is no state in Nigeria that does not have her own ugly side. even my State. I would advise you to pray for your leaders instead of acting as if the picture your showing us can not be found in other states.

So, because it can be found in other states makes it ok abi? I wonder why Nigerians never compare themselves with what is right? "at least other places be like that too" is the mentality. What a people.

DanceVille:
Laziness has killed this white man..

#Thief!
#Ole!

Please someone shud tell me d meaning of thief in Hausa and Igbo.

Stupidity has killed Nigerians. Only the US Govt can provide green cards.

Aristotle96:
my dear if u do all those signs its obvious u want to have sex o... Don't mind the Op he is trying to mislead people with his misleading topic

As for no.1 That's why it's called weather for 2 wen it's raining If she demands for sweater then give her sweater(s)



I have landed

Just be careful. The moment a man or woman says no and the person continues it becomes rape.

BurnaKing21:
I'm not overreacting in any way...just spitting my mind which I know itz obviously cool on this platform .

GOD instructed Adam and Eve to go and multiply b4 the song of intercouse played in their head

stop justifying this evil just because u did it as a child...look closely those kids are not actually kids, u can't call a 13yr or 14yr kid anymore in dix age

dat gal kissed d guy same way my babe kisses me

1. I was talking about Adam and Eve eating from the tree of life. They were told not to but they did anyway.

2. I have not said it is "cool" as you say. My point is children will do stu.pid shiit if left unsupervised. If anything, the fault is with the church for not having a means of watching these kids.

3. Life is all about experiences. Your experiences will shape you whether good or bad. Attempting to demonize every experience is more harmful than actually accepting it.

4. Were you a virgin before you got married. (if you are married that is). Most likely not, right? A lot of people would see it as "demonic" to have sex before marriage too you know.

The lesson here is if you don't want your kids doing things that are against your values as a parent, then you supervise them. Simple.

naija2dabone:
1. Bukola Saraki : He was the brain behind the nPDP, mocked the the then president but I’m sure he is full of regrets.

2 BBOG : One chief reason why the missing girls are still not found is that this group chose to politicise the whole thing. From daily sit outs to press releases, to processing they use every opportunity to abuse the then president but today, after a one off dinner, Buhari has no time for them again. The last meeting they held with him, he angrily walked out on them. And just last week when the sought the attension of his wife, she was more interested in beauty therapy. LOL

3 Benue indigene : The own reward for voting for the “change” scam is Fulani herdsmen ethnic cleansing

4. Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso: A PDP governor who sold out and contributed 2m vote is being ostracized by his new party both at home and national level.

5. Others lost on the way side include Tam West, Solodu, Falana, Oby, Atiku, Tinubu,........

This is about the most moronic list i have ever seen. Especially No 2. The reason those girls were never found is because Nigerians are generally incompetent people on almost all levels of management. You make it sound like law enforcement in Nigeria can rescue anyone out of a wet paper bag. Blaming one group for the girls not being found is like blaming God for a storm that caused a mud slide. If you continue cutting down trees and disregard your environment, how is that's God's fault? You don't become competent all of a sudden when you've always had a history of being incompetent.

BurnaKing21:
the parents of these lads are to be blamed...I guess there was no
1 proper home training
2 exposed to improper films

even pastors no respect church again , talk more of small children


SMH naija is doomed

Bros, stop over reacting. They are kids for a reason. Kids will do whatever if left without adult supervision. Even Adam and Eve did what they were told not to do when God left them unsupervised. As children we did worse. I don't know about you, but i remember clearly playing mummy and daddy with sadia when i was at that age and that has not stopped me from achieving all i had planned today.

I wish women in Nigeria can get angry in this manner.

willibounce1:
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You can go to the normal society and live there. Ppl will continue to mke fun of linda and there is nothing you, Linda and entire poverty stricken LIB pigs who beg her for money can do.

Go to the police commissioner's office and tell him what he should have done since you are more intelligent than he is.

Some funny idi..ots just come here and act like they know all. There are no normal societies anywhere. You want a normal society, eat poison, die and go to oblivion.

And that is why you will continue to live in bondage as a people. Not with this noholdsbarred, anything goes, winner takes all, jungle justice, phuck the law mentality. Your thought process is no better than that of a hyena. I really, really pity you. You would not know a normal society even if it came over and sat on your head. Why? Because you've never experienced it so it is impossible. All you know is to destroy one way or the other. What a people.

Deepfreezer:
Mr shut up. Linda ikeji will got to court this year and get tired. all the celebrities she lied against and spread false rumour about their personal lives will soon Sue her for false stories she published on them.

I said;

banmee:
4. Before you respond, try and formulate some sort of rational argument. Nairalanders argue off point just to further their case.

Impress me.

And you have not disappointed me.

willibounce1:
What were you expecting the commissioner to do like your evil Aunty? To lock him up? You can take the case up if you are not satisfied. Just hope the give away you get would be enough for transportation.

I understand where you are coming from. Because of your circumstance, you are ignorant. You don't know how normal people in normal societies do things. I will attempt to explain. God help me.

1. People should not go around threatening other citizens. In normal societies, you could be sued for millions.

2. The police commissioner should not have taken that photograph with wizked. It gives the impression he is partial, hence the reason NL's are making fun of Linda.

3 Nairalanders are making fun of Linda for using the law to solve a problem. How is that normal to you? The jungle justice mentality and poverty has completely evaporated any form of coherent thought in your lives.

4. Before you respond, try and formulate some sort of rational argument. Nairalanders argue off point just to further their case.

Impress me.

ideylaff:
Thanks for the one making sense on here.

It's a pity that the commissioner has decided to take a compromising picture at the very moment in time he need to do what is right

That's the level of our leaders and thinking faculty.

A pic another day would have been okay.

Shame on Comm Owoseni

Don't waste your breath. Nigerians too mumu i swear.

goldbim:
...he's really being questioned indeed..aunty Linda just wasted her time typing long epistle...she just gave wizkid a stronger connection with the police.Naija police is everybody's friend. .

And this is the mentality that perpetuates the lawlessness in Nigeria. When it's citizens see the police as a joke and people making threatening statements is a way of life. The person using the law to solve a problem is ridiculed while the supposed defendant is seen as a hero. I am not criticizing you, i am only pointing out why Nigeria is so phucked up. And more than 90 people liked your comment. SMH. . . . .

Only a foool would pay anything over 1k as bride price. Am I buying a slave or am I marrying a woman/partner?

TANTUMERGO007:
and someone go open mouth say awolowo is better than the fear-less fayose

Na small pikin de do you. Better go learn your history.

Brugo:
You won't see Yoruba's trolling the thread with boasts, provoking other ethnic groups but if this were a Biafran we all know how many foolish boasts we would read from clannish ignoramuses.

Yoruba's are reasonable people[b][/b].

Really?

Nigerians are the worst hypocrites on earth. As if they were never kids. As if they never did worse. No wonder they are so repressed sexually.

Ioannes:
if you are married to a man who provides well for your material needs and then suddenly he has some financial problems, what will you did as good wife?

support him as much as you can and pray for him right?

do the same for Nigeria, because Nigeria can only succeed when her wonderful people like you are fully in support of her.

I hope you get my point.

Do you know how long people have been praying for Nigeria? Over half a century. It is high time you guys realise that God will not bail you out of the predicament you yourselves caused. For some reason you keep forgetting that God only helps those who help themselves. Only physically and mentally lazy people look to a higher power to solve issues they themselves can solve easily. .

Almajiri1:
That will make the amount so far recovered to be in the region of $300 billion. Nigeria should be Eldorado before 2019 with such money if they are not channeled into private pockets.

ECONOMIES don't work that way.

packaging:
He forgot TB Joshua is not a magicIan but a man of God guided and instructed by Gods holy spirit.

Unfreaking believable. You actually believe this. Smh.

Joavid:
and so? if she slept with the so called man?

are they not two consenting adults?

what if they were dating?

isn't it normal to have sex??

Sshhhhhh. Keep quiet. Nigerians don't think that way. There is so much joblessness and the solution is to keep the drama going.

Luckylife:
Nice move

How is this nice? There should be zero movement in the first place. There is no common sense regulations in Nigeria. They are supposed to graze in authorised grazing areas.

Mopolchi:
Just manage a nap please!

The outside world knows that buhari represents Nigeria, not opec

hemartins:
Good!!!
That's what you should have said before making conclusions about me.
Well i would love to explain but sorry I won't be able to do that here.

What are talking about? Explain how vulnerable women are to men when it comes to STD's.

Mopolchi:
Go and sleep, dullard!

It's still early.

KashyBaby:
Actually we we're certified enemies months ago...he go to all my threads and bashed me back to back coz he can't accept that I called him blackie but fortunately he gave up and and promised me that he'll be a good guy to me...


And what u see now is juz the effect of his promise

Sounds more like a stalker to me. Anyway, if i were you, i'd avoid him like the plague. It would be hard but seems to be the best course of action for now. I shudder to think that an uncouth dinosaur like him would have a woman. Smh. Have a very good night.