₦airaland Forum

chikel2000:
Pls I support dis 100% men

From a sexually repressed man.

See how s.tupid these people are. Word of advice to anyone hoping to get married soon; Stay the phuck away from facebook, twitter and Instagram or anything that puts your private business out there for everyone to see. No good will come of it in the end.

UrennaNkoli:
Most of you just photoshop these images to tarnish the name of Christianity.

Lol....Christianity has already done that all by itself. Photo shop has nothing to do with it.

I'll take it.

praizeblog:
nice one Paul

People don't want to take responsibility for their actions anymore. It is one spirit or the other. Ok.

Jubilating over something you earned. Something that is yours. Nigeria is wonderful.

Primegold:
Those are special breed - the Holstein Friesian breed imported from Netherlands and crossbred with the local breed to improve adaptability to tropical weather. The breed can weigh up to 580 kg when mature. It is clearly much larger than any West African breed.

It is high time Govt begins to encourage ranch ownership in Nigeria.

It's like saying a jalopy is different from a new car. A jalopy is still a jalopy.

EMEKA1MILLION:
I will like to see you try and create something mind blowing with ur time..

I have but you would think I was showing off and probably evil.

olansart:
i thought i am going to see mind blowing works but well u dey try with some modified models pls model naija tins lets see with ur renderer

Another word for Nigeria is mediocrity. And people love to celebrate it. This is why the op has the nerve to post this nonsense.

The Nigerian head is unique. It is filled with everything else but a brain. This explains why abnormal things happen every single day.

asha90:
See how fat the cattles are, simply because they don't have to wander from the North Pole all the to the South Pole.

You never see fat cow. These cows wey look like aids patient. Go farm fresh farms in jos go see wetin cow suppose look like.

clems88:
Let those with god fathers have it

Do you understand what equal opportunity means in this context?

AnotherSeun:
this picture is the reason why she is the most talented nollywood actress?
am not doubting her credibility tho,, but op yu dey waste thread

Haven't you realised this yet? Nigerians are easily dazzled. A shiny coin in the sand would amaze most Nigerians.

Schwartz:
One of the culture shocks I experienced here abroad is that oyinbo people here don't cook. Although i live alone, but i came on holidays at my man's house in the South so we share a fully furnished kitchen with them , but they just don't cook in it. There are 2 German ladies, a French lady and a German man. None has ever cooked any meal. The only equipment getting busy in the kitchen is the kettle for tea and coffee machine. They don't even use the microwave to warm anything.
But me and my man (Nigerians) we stun them by making heavy meals all the time. From fries, jollof rice to grills to Naija soups, and swallows, we don't joke with our tummy. When they come to into kitchen they keep asking what are you making? Looks nice. The German man once asked me why do you cook all the time? Its shocking to him. I told him in my country no man will marry you if you cant cook. But we have given him our Naija jollof rice, salad, chicken and egusi soup. He liked it. The other German lady was stretching her neck into my egusi soup pot and asking questions. We gave her some soup and swallow, she liked it too.
Back to your question, my big cup of tea goes with half a loaf of bread, fried eggs, bacon, sausages. That's to wake the stomach up. Heavy Swallow and soup comes in later in the afternoon. Life is short o. I can't drink half a cup of tea and be okay. My tummy would rumble

You must be a student in Germany or you are living in close proximity to students. Because the ones i know, dem take food swear for them. There is always an excuse to cook one thing or another. If na U.S, i go gree with you. If no be Thanksgiving dem no de cook anything. Fast food and frozen foods don dabaru dem head.

This is why i keep saying if you are smart, stay the phuck away from facebook, twitter and Instagram. It makes no sense putting your personal business on the internet for everyone to see.

Wisdomkosi:
Nigeria Is not safe again.

Lol.....When was it ever safe? It's like you just arrived from Mars.

Rexphobia:
I think it was warranted...ask me why?


Hint: we are paying for our actions or inaction about a year ago.

A year ago? You might want to revise that. How about 50 years ago.

Valfrankie:
ARE YOU THIS HUNGRY? NEVER SEEN SOMEONE EAT FLAMINGO ALL MY LIFE. I hope this doesn't become a trend like snake and rat meat eating

I can almost bet that Nigerians have started eating human meat. Has it come to this? It is a miracle that the whole country hasn't been wiped out from some strange virus. God help Nigerians.

ijaw1stson:
The existence of the stores popularly known as African stores has it possible for Nigerians abroad to at least have access to most of the food items usually loved.
Thoughts of these items could make them yearn to go home every once in a year or more. Some of these food items usually not found abroad are often requested for when getting prepared to get back abroad.
Although the African stores still provide alternatives, yet, that hunger for the original persists.

Below are some of the food items:

1. Starch and banga

This is one of the original delicacies from the Urhobo, Isoko and Ukwuani speaking communities of Delta state. Starch which is one of the most cherished swallows among these people, cannot be found at the various African stores. For the banga (palm fruit) usually used for a kind of soup called banga soup can also not be found. Although, there are the canned ones but there’s a wide difference in the tastes. The Deltans use this soup with any swallow. The Igbos eat the soup (which they call ofe aku) with rice basically.

OP, where are you getting you facts from? Every single thing on your list is found abundantly abroad. You just wan type something sha. Finger just de scratch you.

sinaj:
Religious girls like us don't act like that

*in Ade's voice* op why u lying

Yeah. Like you've never had sex before. Ok. Carry on. Hian!!

afanide:
This is ridiculous!


Is it by force to Join Cultism?

That's how they do it. It happened to me in Ilorin. The Then head of the Eiye confraternity, Tunde Ojomo did it to me. It wasn't as bad as this, but after the beating i received i had to go home for two weeks to recuperate. Today, that motherfucker is probably a big boy. God will forever punish him for all the people he killed.

amaechi1:
You wanted him to comment and he has giving directive. What else so you want him to do? The root cause of this menace is a function of degrade security systems. In as much I do wish anybody to be killed, we should also be vigilant.

Nigeria is a lawless country. This is the root cause.

Whathaveidone:
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They're beneath us. No be muscle

And you wonder why Nigeria is divided.

Local champion.

faithesco:
Na Ghana babe na...9ja men wey stingy sooo,even if dem wan pay u,it will with old currency#pissed#well am faithesco and I just want 2 make common sense

You seem to have a lot of experience on this matter. Hmmmm.

shedyman:
Pls make a report to d police asap

It is weird that anybody would have to tell another that.

I hope he also "donates" how it will be maintained.

drkay:
I don't think they are cost effective.

It is. It is just that the way we build our houses in Nigeria. It is different from the way the U.S build there's. Germany constructs their buildings same way as we do in Nigeria and they don't really do the central AC thing.

avelock:
Its a shame on Nigeria, Its a shame on APC, its a shame when our citizens are being slaughtered like ram and our security institutions are not doing anything about it. PMB should do something about his fellow fulani brothers.

You are talking like this is new. It's the jungle justice mentality. It's the mentality of "i can do whatever I like because I am law unto myself". It's been in the blood of Nigerians since independence.

wallbuilder:
Its not a personal fight between elrufai and apostle johnson suleiman. Its a fight between elrufai and the church.
I agree that elrufai is a pathological liar. He was on Channels tv and said that christians in kaduna are just 30%. Thats a wicked lie.
Saul tried to fight ghe church but converted in the process. Pharoah perished in the sea.Herod died. You cant fight the church of God. Elrufai cannot figh christians and succeed.

A vast majority of Nigerians just say things without thinking. How can anyone come out in public and say another person will die. On the legal side, this is same as threat to life. In a normal society, the police would have arrested the pastor by now. Just recently, a teen posted something similar on twitter and he was arrested in the U.S. Why is Nigeria so lawless? No one can see into the future. I repeat no one. The only way the pastor is so sure is if he is planning it. This justifies why the governor is sponsoring this bill. You can't just do whatever you want in the name of religion. Nigerians are being r.aped in all aspects of their daily lives. On the one hand, you have the government giving it to it's citizen in a doggy position and the other hand you have the pastors forcing their di.cks in their mouths and the citizens are just taking it in silence. A good old fashion gan.g bang. Some of the citizens actually do like being phucked. What a country. You all need to wake up from this mental slumber you seem to be in. God help una. What am i saying? You all better help yourselves, because no one else will.

What a country. You might as well build the house you'll stay in.

missdebs:
since this guy prediction about the elections failed, I hardly pay attention to him. he remains a good preacher sha

You are basically saying he is a good con man.