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FamilyRe: She Is Single And Living On Rented Apartment, Away From Family ! Is It Good? by BareFacedLies(m): 1:41pm On Mar 08, 2020
MadeINchenzen2:
call me dude one more time and I ll send u a slap from here !
Dude!
FamilyRe: She Is Single And Living On Rented Apartment, Away From Family ! Is It Good? by BareFacedLies(m): 1:39pm On Mar 08, 2020
MadeINchenzen2:
perhaps u grew up in a broken home, so u wont understand how parents ought to look after their children and bring them up responsibly.

I m sure someday ur daughter will do same and get herself into trouble that would av been averted under ur watchful eyes. u ll be a horrid dad !
So in other words you're saying that a lady who lives on her own and is financially independent is irresponsible?

You're very unexposed!
RomanceRe: 80% Of Nigerian Women Are Lesbians Undercover ( Amara ) by BareFacedLies(m): 11:08am On Mar 08, 2020
Amakavula:
A young lady by the name Amara on Twitter, made some assumptions about the sexually of Nigerian women online. Stating most are lesbians held back by the country. What do you think?
How did she come to this conclusion?
RomanceRe: Wife Confronts Her Husband And His Side Chic At Benin Hotel, Tears Her Dress by BareFacedLies(m): 6:54pm On Mar 05, 2020
UgoManchester:
Useless Excuse
How is it a useless excuse?

The stupid woman met them in a bar not a hotel room.

If this were an advanced country the foolish wife would have been arrested and thrown in jail angry
RomanceRe: Wife Confronts Her Husband And His Side Chic At Benin Hotel, Tears Her Dress by BareFacedLies(m): 6:47pm On Mar 05, 2020
Alabamajogor:
99.99999% men cheat. Women, please kindly tollerate your husbands especially when they dont joke with the home front.
True word!
RomanceRe: Wife Confronts Her Husband And His Side Chic At Benin Hotel, Tears Her Dress by BareFacedLies(m): 6:44pm On Mar 05, 2020
Vortex369:
99.583% ?

Stop pretending to be stupid. Where do you get statistics? From your weed smokers imagination ?
You are the one who is stupid!

There are things one may not like but has to accept as a necessary evil
RomanceRe: Wife Confronts Her Husband And His Side Chic At Benin Hotel, Tears Her Dress by BareFacedLies(m): 6:42pm On Mar 05, 2020
Festy4sure:
If my wife do this type of nonsense it will be the end of our marriage, I hate nonsense
I'm with you on that!
CrimeRe: Delta: Father Of Six Commits Suicide Over Wife's Infidelity by BareFacedLies(m): 8:04am On Mar 05, 2020
He died cos of pússy? shocked
RomanceRe: How My Uncle Slept With Me On The Day Of My Father’s Funeral by BareFacedLies(m): 11:07pm On Mar 04, 2020
nyramedia:
Hello, my name is Faith and the story i am about to tell you about how my uncle slept with me, is a story i would like you to read carefully and learn a thing or two from.



I am 19 years of age and a graduate of secondary school, but i didn’t attend the university because my family could not afford to.

I am also the only child of my parent. My dad was a driver and my mum had nothing doing. My dad who me and my mum depended on was paid #10,000 a month and it barely lasted for a week.


I had an uncle who was my mum brother,his name was Micheal, but i referred to him as uncle Michael. Uncle michael had always told me he liked me ever since i was 17 years old,and he wanted us to date but i told him i was not interested.
I never told my mum nor my dad about it to avoid issues but uncle michael didn’t stop disturbing me everytime we met. He would promise to take me to school, feed and cloth me properly, but still yet i said no.

Read Extensively: https://www.nyramedia.com/2020/03/how-my-uncle-slept-with.html
Bloody liar
PoliticsRe: Governor Matawalle Forces Teachers To Eat Poor Meal Provided For Students by BareFacedLies(m): 11:29am On Feb 27, 2020
Watch and see how the quality if food will improve!
FamilyRe: My Wife Is Circumcised And It's Affecting Our Sex Life by BareFacedLies(m): 10:46am On Feb 27, 2020
ChubbyM:
I was circumcised and the pains that comes with sex.....gosh I am never interested In sex, its painful and boring.
I sympathise with you but your problem is not without solution.

I have a suggestion for you if you're interested
CrimeRe: 38-Year-Old Man Caught Raping A 13-Year-Old Girl In Opolo, Bayelsa State by BareFacedLies(m):
What type of pleasure does he hope to derive from the body of a child? angry
RomanceRe: Attracted To Older Women by BareFacedLies(m): 5:19pm On Feb 25, 2020
stiffmeister:
After the age of 21 years I notice I always get a thing for older women. it happened that I fell I. love to a lady at her early 30's when I was 21. i had my first sex with her and since 2013 and after then i keep getting attracted to older ladies.
is this normal at all? I have a girlfriend now who is younger but I know I have a thing for older women.
I'm a gerontophilia
Mature ladies are usually sweeter cos they're more experienced grin
PoliticsRe: Olisa Metuh Guilty Of All Charges In ₦400 Million Fraud Case - Court by BareFacedLies(m): 1:32pm On Feb 25, 2020
Na them sabi angry
CelebritiesRe: A Beautiful Lady Isn't Meant For Only One Man - Socialite Pretty Mike by BareFacedLies(m): 1:20pm On Feb 25, 2020
GOFRONT:
Oh....That means Lara Oshiomhole is not meant for only Adams Oshiomhole??

Or Omotola Jalade is not meant for only her husband??......Ayam not understanding.
That lady is with him cos of the money he has
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Senate To Investigate NPA Job Slots 'Sold For N3 Million Each' by BareFacedLies(m): 1:12pm On Feb 25, 2020
Corruption flows in the blood of an average Nigerian angry
FamilyRe: My Wife Is Circumcised And It's Affecting Our Sex Life by BareFacedLies(m): 5:45pm On Feb 24, 2020
Philinho:
See how giving head had giving you experience .....my guy my guy
grin
FamilyRe: My Wife Is Circumcised And It's Affecting Our Sex Life by BareFacedLies(m): 5:44pm On Feb 24, 2020
willyjacs:
he just said "NO SEX BEFORE THEY WEDDED"
should I write that again ni?
Serves him right.
Next time don't buy a car without taking it for a test drive!
RomanceRe: Some Men Just Love To Taste Married Women by BareFacedLies(m): 7:49am On Feb 23, 2020
kelvinrhs:
Op is referring to me

I am into older women and most older women are married
They usually come with less baggage and stress grin
RomanceRe: Breast Sucking by BareFacedLies(m): 7:38am On Feb 23, 2020
Petyprincess:
Nairaland boobs lover over to you grin grin
Are you ready to bring your breasts? grin
RomanceRe: Unbelievable; A Man Got Trapped Inside His Wife While Making Love To Her. by BareFacedLies(m): 7:36am On Feb 23, 2020
robosky02:
Video: unbelievable; a man got trapped inside his wife while making love to her.




Everyday we hear weird things happening. Some of which when we try to imagine we become more confused.

A video of husband and wife has gone viral online. The husband's penis was stuck into his wife's vagina while they were making love.



They made an emergency call to the hospital and they were rushed for surgery.

Some journalists gathered to take photos but they were prevented by the doctors.

Do you think something like this is possible?

What if he was having sex with another woman that is not his wife?



We have made some research and found out it's called penis captivus

What is penis captivus?

It's a situation where a woman's vagina traps or arrests the penis and holds it very strong that it becomes impossible for the man to withdraw his penis



Is it possible?

We will find out from the comment section. Maybe those that have witnessed it can tell us. Lol!

Some background digging about penis captivus.

There are some beliefs that if a married man tries to have sexual intercourse with another woman he will be trapped or if a married woman sleeps with another man. So before you sleep with another person's wife or husband you have think what if you become trapped in the vagina. Lol!

Medical belief

Medical experts believe that there are muscles in the female vagina that are capable of clamping or trapping the penis but it's very rare before such a thing happens.

Remedy.

1. Penis captivus can be separated by surgery.

2. The muscles are active when the woman is awake. You can give her sleeping pills to unshackle the muscles and get your freedom. Lol! But who will buy the pills since you are trapped?

Food for thought.

Those Of you womanizing, what if God decides to punish you one day and arrest you using the vagina??

Slay queens jumping from hotel to hotel sleeping with married men what if? What if.... Lol!

Watch the video on YouTube


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uY7_LCL3nm0


https://www.more.buzz/article/20191225155132NEWS700076154?lang=en&country=ng
How many times will you people circulate this story?

Each time with a completely different story?!
FamilyRe: My Wife Is Circumcised And It's Affecting Our Sex Life by BareFacedLies(m): 7:28am On Feb 23, 2020
How can you say you did not know she was circumcised till she told you?

If you're experienced enough you should be able to find out yourself.

There are some flaps that should be on the outer part of her pûssy, if they're not there then she's circumsided
CrimeRe: Ahmad Yahya Nawawi & Habibu Abubakar In Pregnancy Scandal In Sokoto by BareFacedLies(m): 8:49am On Feb 18, 2020
What is an old man looking for in the pant of a 14 year old girl? angry
HealthRe: Marathon Sex: The Evil Of 'Harder! Harder' by BareFacedLies(m): 7:37pm On Feb 16, 2020
JasonScoolari:
Like I said last year and I will say again,



"I don’t owe any girl orgasm, once i cum, i cum. We both started the same time.
I’ll leave the dick for you sha, if you like ride it, bend on it, jump on it, it’s your problem, HUSTLE for your orgasm.

I can't come and kill myself because I want to go 2hrs on top of a pussy".


https://www.nairaland.com/5115552/tramadol-3-futo-students-die#77247922
That's being selfish
RomanceRe: How I Met And Brokeup With My Beautiful Edo Girlfriend. by BareFacedLies(m): 7:07am On Feb 16, 2020
englishmart:
Nice observations, but my number was saved as 'my treasure' on her phone. And for the last line. I'm glad I got rid of her.
I how you fuçked her first before dumping her!
RomanceRe: My Husband Cheating On Me With A Married Woman What Do I Do Please by BareFacedLies(m): 7:34pm On Feb 14, 2020
agbonkamen:
grin grin but why do some men choose to make their partner cry, is it fair? can't they just cheat without hurting other person.
The man was being discreet until his wife went and spoilt everything with her busy body.

It's almost impossible for a virile guy to stay with just on pússy for life therefore if he is careful about it his wife should look the other way
FamilyRe: I Suspect My Wife Is Setting Me Up With Her Friend by BareFacedLies(m): 3:25pm On Feb 14, 2020
Overlordship:
Hello all, I got married to my wife 9 months ago and it has been a wonderful experience all through until her friend showed up two months ago. That was actually the first time I was meeting her as she wasn’t around for our wedding as she was doing her masters programme in South Africa. I knew she and my wife were closed as she was always talking about her best friend while we were courting.

She showed up at our house and I thought she came to visit and catch up with old times with my wife so I gladly welcome her. Later in the night, my wife told me she will be staying with us for sometimes while she gets a job. I was upset because we never discussed it before and I made my feeling known. Nevertheless, I had to give in since she said the friend also accommodated her in her room back at school for a session. So, I accepted her living with us and I felt it was only for a short time. We gave her the visitor’s room.

The first trouble started when I noticed her night gown barely covered her bum and sometimes were transparent with her boobs showing whenever she comes to the sitting room. I expressed my reservations about it to my wife and she dismissed it playfully that it was nothing and that what were my eyes wandering there for, so I let it go. Sometimes, she will enter her bedroom without knocking saying she wants to gist with her friend. And I will just stay on my side of the bed playing with my phone while the both talked. I noticed my wife doesn’t care, but I don’t want any issue with her so I accepted it with the hope her friend will soon leave the house.

I must admit that the friend was a bit useful in the house. My wife closes late than I, and her friend stays home when she’s not job hunting, so sometimes she would have cooked before we arrived. Though, I complained about this also, but wifey believe it was trivial. Her friend was intelligent and as times goes on, we talked on a wide range of topic while waiting for wife to come back from home so I stopped complaining about her to my wife.

It became so normal about her dressing that I accepted it like that. There was a day she came to our room to gist with my wife and playfully, my wife hit me with a pillow and before you know it, the three of us were throwing pillows about and playing like kids. They were both jumping on me and incidentally, I had a hard on as we were playin. I noticed her friend was slightly brushing her hand on me. I had to quickly stop and stylishly use the pillow to cover myself until I came down. I was really uncomfortable with the whole situation, but I didn’t complain to my wife again since I know what she will say. What I just keep asking my wife is when her friend was leaving.

The incident that happened two weeks really changed things. My wife took one week leave and decided to visit her parents outside the state we reside. I wasn’t okay with it leaving her friend alone with me, but she said I will just do fine. I tried to come home late for the first three days so I can completely avoid her, until the fourth day when she came into my room. I didn’t want to be rude by asking her to leave, so I asked her to sit down on the sofa in the bedroom. We first spoke about football, politics and other things. I can’t really say what happened, but in a lapse of judgement, we started kissing and then I had sex with her. I felt regret immediately and started apologizing to her for taking advantage of her. What she said really dazzled me. She said I shouldn’t be sorry as my wife never keep talking of our big I am and how sex was so great. And how she wishes her friend can experience what she was talking about.

My regrets turned to anger immediately and I asked her if she and my wife planned this whole episode just to confirm what my wife was boasting about. She denied being in cohort with my wife, but said something that devastated me. She said my wife wouldn’t mind as they sometimes share things together as they are besties for life right from their school days. I had to quickly exit the room to the balcony. We barely talked again until wife came back, though she tried to initiate some conversation, which I rebuffed. My wife further heightened my apprehension when wife asked if her friend really took care of me and that I couldn’t have missed her much since her friend was around. The dilemma now is that I can’t confront my wife about the incident as I will be admitting I slept with her friend. Her friend is also acting normal and I am afraid if she will inform her “bestie for life”. I have been thinking, what if they had been “Sex partners” before and I married a bisexual cos of the way they do play together. I had just been asking her when her friend was leaving and I don’t want to be forceful because of what happened between us.

Note, my wife has been a good wife. All my family member love her like she’s part of them and she is so comfortable with them. We never had any issues except this. I need advice on how to go on so I don’t destroy my marriage.
This is your opportunity to have that party you have been dreaming of grin
FamilyRe: Zimbabwean Woman Having Sex With Sister’s Husband Exposed By His Girlfriend by BareFacedLies(m): 6:39pm On Feb 12, 2020
Zimbabwe never disappoints when it comes to sex
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Very Stubborn..,she’d Never Accepts Her Fault. by BareFacedLies(m):
Onyi22:
cheesy grin cheesy grin
Where have you been Onyi? cheesy
CelebritiesRe: “Keeping Up With Tacha”: Tacha Launches Her Reality Show (Photos) by BareFacedLies(m): 11:57am On Feb 02, 2020
What exactly is the a purpose of this reality show?

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