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Family › Re: My Dead Uncle's Wife Needs Children From Me by BareFacedLies(m):
HeightsKE:
Your uncle's brothers should be the ones not you,that's if at all.
It could be any male in the husband's family.

According to tradition the widow is give the option to choose any male she likes to impregnate her
Family › Re: My Dead Uncle's Wife Needs Children From Me by BareFacedLies(m): 9:37pm On May 22, 2020
SyndyB:
Why are you disturbing us when you already know its infidelity, are you looking for who will
ginger you to do the wrong thing? Nawa for you ooo. If you need advice then go and meet your wife at home. All I see is someone who had made-up his mind to live wrong then he goes around looking for who will tap him on the back and say "ride on".
He can impregnate the woman and not tell his wife
Romance › Re: I Just Touched A Old Woman Boobs (pics Included) by BareFacedLies(m): 7:22am On May 22, 2020
Makavelli25:
How that pussy go be na
Judging by how neat her breast is her pússy should be good also.

You can go in raw cos chances of getting her pregnant or catching an STD from her is very low
Career › Re: My 50-Year-Old Boss Shows Massive Cleavage Whenver We Meet, What Could She Want? by BareFacedLies(m): 7:18am On May 22, 2020
Naustine:
I wonder what could be attractive in a 50 year old's cleavage..abulo face ur work
I know 51 year old company executive with 6 children whose pússy is tighter than that of a 25 year old lady.

You can choose to believe me or not just know that it's a statement of fact!
Romance › Re: I Need A Wife **my Pix Included** by BareFacedLies(m): 10:28pm On May 21, 2020
AdaoraJoy:
Forget the dick...Do u have money undecided
I have money but I hope your pússy is still tight grin
Romance › Re: I Just Touched A Old Woman Boobs (pics Included) by BareFacedLies(m): 10:26pm On May 21, 2020
Makavelli25:
*Ama make it short

Yea this woman came to see my dad and was suddenly complaining of heat,then she told me to help her adjust her zip,i did
Then she told me to help her unhook her bra,i did the she pointed at a spot in front of the bra,she said i should adjust it
*am so ashamed mhen*
So as i wanted to her, my hands grapped her bo*ty,she felt it and looked at me.
She even smiled and made this kinda funny face
She's giving you subtle invitation.

Make sure you fúck her the first chance you get grin
Career › Re: My Bitter Experience Doing A Security Guard Job by BareFacedLies(m): 6:27pm On May 20, 2020
AuwalYusuf812:
don't know ur head is this Low.
No matter how low my head is it can never be as low as your own!
Career › Re: My 50-Year-Old Boss Shows Massive Cleavage Whenver We Meet, What Could She Want? by BareFacedLies(m): 6:15pm On May 20, 2020
Leece:
i sincerely dont want to do anything immoral with her, but we know how difficult it is to get a job especially with this covid drama, how do i keep my job and avoid this woman?
A mature lady is offering you free pússy and you're here acting like a boy scout grin
Family › Re: Man Catches His Wife In A Hotel With Man, Says "I Have The Right To Kill You" by BareFacedLies(m):
Legally speaking the so-called husband is the one intruding in another person's abode.

Whether he is fuçking your wife is not the issue here so long as you did not catch him in your house
Romance › Re: Dating An Igala Lady Is Like Killing Your Self Slowly(proofs) by BareFacedLies(m): 11:35am On May 20, 2020
Rickmann:
From the horse's mouth itself. Case closed
Are you saying he looks like a horse? grin
Career › Re: My Bitter Experience Doing A Security Guard Job by BareFacedLies(m): 11:25am On May 20, 2020
Security guard job is a dead-end job so I will advise you to find your way out as soon as you can smiley
Romance › Re: She's Single And Unmarried And She Wants To Live Alone by BareFacedLies(m): 11:08am On May 20, 2020
OcVoice:
This is exactly one of the major reasons why she shouldn't live alone. Which area is safe in this present Nigeria? Asides any unforeseen sexual assault that could arise, excess freedom in itself makes one misbehave! Staying with family members, she will be safe, excesses checked.

Call me archaic, a guy coming to d1ck her at her house is disrespectful. If the relationship ends unfortunately, another guy starts d1cking her in her house. People are watching.....and this is Africa, there are things we frown at! It's more respectful for a guy to come visit you at your family house.....because it will take him so much guts to do that....meeting a girl's parents/family takes a lot of courage. You have to be sure she's the one for you. Parents/family on the other hand would also try to see if he's best for her! All these can't happen if she lives alone!
Living alone makes it easy to d1ck single ladies I agree with you but how is that a bad thing?

For me whether she lives alone or not does not matter, I will still fúck her!
Culture › Re: Man Breaks Ooni Ogunwusi's Gates, Rams Into Ooni Palace by BareFacedLies(m): 10:56am On May 20, 2020
ThatFairGuy:
A yet-to-be-identified man on Tuesday evening broke two gates and forced his way into the compound where a house occupied by the Ooni of Ife, Oba Adeyeye Ogunwusi, was located in his Ile Oodua’s palace in Ile Ife.

According to sources, several gunshots were heard around the palace and one man was said to have been arrested in connection with the incident.

A source in Enuwa where the palace is located, who preferred anonymity, said a man driving a Mercedes Benz car with two passengers, had driven to the entrance of the palace some minutes to 7pm.

The security men at the entrance, it was learnt, however, denied the vehicle entry and asked the driver to park.

“But before they could check the vehicle, two of the passengers had disembarked and ran away, while the driver forced his way in. He hit the first gate and drove straight towards where Ooni lives.

“He also succeeded in breaking the second gate and was already near Ooni’s residence. He later disembarked. The man was dressed in a long robe and had a dog with him.

“The dog was later shot dead, while the man was apprehended. The man was later taken to Moore Police Station in Ile Ife,” the source said.

Efforts to reach the spokesperson for Ooni, Moses Olafare, were unsuccessful as calls to his mobile line did not connect, while he had not responded to inquiries through text message sent to him as of the time of filing this report.

However, a source in the palace, who preferred not to be named because he was not authorised to speak on the issue, told our correspondent that a man, who forced his way into the palace was arrested by security men.

He added, “It was not an attack on the palace or Kabiyesi as being insinuated. The gunshots people heard must have been when security men shot at the dog the suspect came with.”


FG slashes salaries of airport workers
Spokesperson for the Osun State Police Command, Yemisi Opalola, could not also be reached through her mobile number, as calls to the line rang out.


https://punchng.com/man-breaks-two-gates-rams-into-ooni-palace/
What is this doing here?
Sports › Re: Roman Abramovich’s £66million Private Jet With Banquet Hall (Pictures) by BareFacedLies(m): 6:52pm On May 19, 2020
Babyforever:
Free kiss for anyone that'll give me his contact
Make the offer free BJ for 1 month I will get you his contact grin
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage, Toke Makinwa & Sharon, Davido’s Sister In Twerking Competition by BareFacedLies(m): 6:02pm On May 19, 2020
Onyi22:
Who won d tweaking competition?
Don't bother yourself about who won just be preparing to twerk hard on the bed the day I will fuçk you grin
Romance › Re: Is A Widow Still Legally Married? by BareFacedLies(m): 10:14pm On May 18, 2020
MetalJigsaw:
All I know is she must be in her 40s.

She looks much younger than a 50+ woman.
There's nothing wrong with having a sexual relationship with her after all widows are also human beings and have needs to.

Jut try not to let her start controlling you too much because she's far older than you.

Good luck!
Romance › Re: How Many Women Have You Had Sex With? (guys Only) by BareFacedLies(m): 10:01pm On May 18, 2020
AdaoraJoy:
. grin grin
You look like someone who will be very sweet in bed grin
Romance › Re: Is A Widow Still Legally Married? by BareFacedLies(m): 9:37pm On May 18, 2020
Is she below 45?

The woman needs some good fúcking.

I hope you're up to the task if not step out of the way let a more qualified person do the job grin
Romance › Re: My Wife Is Too Stiff, Gives Me Timetable For Sex by BareFacedLies(m): 9:06am On May 18, 2020
delkuf:
This is not the issue of Manning up, you don't know what I am experiencing. she gives me time table for sex. is not like I am demanding. the last time I slept with is over three weeks ago. I have talked with her. Her younger sister have talked with her, she is to adamant.
How can your wife be giving you timetable of when to fúck her and when not to? angry

And the marriage is still very young?
Romance › Re: Graphic Photos Of Lady Who Took 20 Lips Injection To Have World's Biggest Lips by BareFacedLies(m): 11:43am On May 07, 2020
If this lady gives you a Mouth Action you'll go to heaven and come back grin
Crime › Re: Daughter Kills Mother Over Sex With Her Husband In Osun by BareFacedLies(m): 3:25pm On May 04, 2020
Samakus:
I will do the same. But the difference is that I will kill both of them.

I detest whores with passion. Whether male or female.
If you do that you will rot in prison for the rest of your life!
Business › Re: Gtbank Overcrowded This Morning: Social Distancing Disregarded by BareFacedLies(m): 12:43pm On May 04, 2020
Infinity988:
Na social interacting be this

As for the lady in cream top and denim jeans trouser in the first picture, she gat my kind of booty wey I like to dey chop.
That one no be better nyash self

E get some wey big pass this one and na dem dey sweet pass grin
Romance › Re: How I bleeped A Married Woman by BareFacedLies(m): 1:04am On May 04, 2020
Kingdray123:
So I gave this lady a lift sometime in 2019, she was a new cleaner in our place of work,a cute smallish Fulani gal (I had lived most of my life in the north so I speak and understand hausa fluently).

On this particular day I gave her lift again we got talking and I just jokingly asked of her phone number which she obliged. After dropping her off I didn't bother to call her that day but waited till 3 days later. Her response was something else, how she has been expecting my call and thought I wouldn't call her again. We spoke a couple of times afterwards and I set a date to take her out which she accepted. An uncle aboard has a house in same state which he kept in my care then. Took her there and we got talking about life and all, she didn't open up to me of her marital status then. Spent sometime together there and I made moves to get down with her but she refused. Light complexion, moderate boobs, her thighs were like those of Agri chicken thighs, this girl was damn beautiful. All attempts made didn't move her one bit, I ended up letting her be that day.

After that day we continued talking on phone and she professed her love for me, how am different from other guys she knows and how excited she is having me in her life. I didn't attempt wanting to spend time with her again so as not get the repeat of what happened the last time again. So one night she said she wanted seeing me that I should come park close to where she claimed she stayed. I went and after picking her up, she said we should go somewhere quiet so I drove to a high way close to that area. It was pretty late then already so just few cars and you hardly get a passerby then.

We got talking and discussing on issues of life, work and other stuffs. Didn't know when I got a hard on and made to kiss her and she didn't fight me off. My hands were all over her and manage to find its way to her Vj, she was tieing wrapper and to my surprise no pants on and noting under the hijab she wore(no bra or top on). She was damn wet down there, this lady didnt fight back but opened her Vj widely for me and for the first time in my 12 years of owning a car I bleeped a girl in my car. I bleeped the girl and didn't know when she was screaming that I cum inside of her which I gladly did.. A friend of mine stayed close to her place it was when I described my new catch to him and told him she lived close to his place, after I described her to him that he told me she was married with 2 kids. Smallish girl with a pussy that tight and such wetness married with 2 kids? I couldn't believe him but had to confront her the next time we saw and she started crying and begging me to forgive her.that she didn't like her husband anymore. She has been filing for divorce in their Sharia court but they wouldn't grant her cos the husband still wants her. I was devastated. Still let it slide though. bleeped her a couple of times after then before finally leaving her. Damn I miss that pussy, but hey it's another man's property. Ooh les I forget, a week later my car knocked engine, that adage of it's a bad omen fucking in your car caught up with me...

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These days that everyone now has a camera phone, you really took a big risk by fúcking her in the car shocked
Romance › Re: What Does Every Man Need To Experience At Least Once In His Life? by BareFacedLies(m): 7:13pm On May 03, 2020
Fúck at least 2 different ladies within a space of 24 hours cheesy
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kim Jong-Un Makes A Public Appearance For The First Time In Weeks by BareFacedLies(m): 8:13am On May 02, 2020
I thought some people even swore that he is dead! grin
Romance › Re: How Do I Get My Wife To Stop Talking? by BareFacedLies(m): 10:30am On May 01, 2020
ninety5:
Hey guys, hope y'all safe?

As usual, I will hit the road straight up and not bore you with the unnecessary details.

Well, I heed to your pieces of advice, and I beat the thought of having sex with my wife's sister off my mind. And, like some of you said, I convinced my wife to stay back home. I did not really tell my wife's sis to stop dressing the way she likes-- seeing is not doing. Anyways, I don't think they planned it.

The issue now is: my wife spends most of the time talking with her sister (that one barely walks around the house or smiles with me like she used to), she would engage her from morning till night, except when it is lunchtime. She is always gossiping; funnily enough, her sister doesn't talk too much, but this woman will never keep shut. She will talk about everything from make-up to past BBN to indian soap opera to wedding and all. While I play with our little boy. Mehn, when you think she is done talking, the gossip will crawl up to me and would want to gossip her way to sleep. I am sick and tired of all these. The sight of her is now making me sick.


I know you might be asking, "did you just realise that she talks too much?" Well, I did notice it before our wedding (six months after we met), but I thought she would change. For the number of years we have been together, work has always kept us apart, but this lockdown has made me really know the kind of woman I got married to. I am tired. And I might not be resuming at my place of work anytime soon.

Please, how do I get this woman to stop talking?
I don't know, the sister's dangling n.pples still flash across my mind oftentimes.

Ladies, please stay out of this, your responses are always biased, you were all blaming me and did not see my wife's sister who was trying to seduce me. So, please stay away from me. And, why insult me for calling my wife a gossip, don't you know what gossip means again?
Oga the fault is from you.

You're not fúcking her well, if you lash her thoroughly she would be so tired she won't have time for gossip in the day time grin
Romance › Re: Pls Stop This For The Safety Of Your Children by BareFacedLies(m): 10:28am On May 01, 2020
ihemyoro:
Time without number I see children between ages of 8 and 11 ( either sexes) exposed outside in the name of bathing. This is not good. Let them bath in the same bathroom where you bath. Protect them from abusers please.
Last week I saw a girl of about 10 stack naked and they live along the road. I felt bad. The girl's body is already undergoing puberty. I see it as a form of child abuse. Please help lets sensitize our neighbours. Thankyou.
This mostly happens in high density areas where they live in communal settings aka face-me-I-face-you
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Denying Me Sex Everytime . by BareFacedLies(m): 10:25am On May 01, 2020
Your girlfriend probably has eyes for another guy now but she does not know how to break up with you.

It's best for you to end the relationship now and move on.

Or it's possible you made a promise to her which you have not yet fulfilled and she decided to hold back
Romance › Re: What Medicine Can I Take To Become Fat As Soon As Possible by BareFacedLies(m): 9:25pm On Apr 30, 2020
[quote author=Squillaci post=89041236][/quote]Where can one get the medicine?
Travel › Re: Security Stops Vehicles With Passengers Hidden Among Animals In Kaduna (Photos) by BareFacedLies(m): 8:46pm On Apr 30, 2020
So we have reached the level where humans will be hiding amongst animals to be smuggled across borders within the same country! cool
Romance › Re: Guys Can You Date This Lady? by BareFacedLies(m): 4:21pm On Apr 30, 2020
Georgekyrian:
A popular Girl in Ghana and an influenza, someone call dirty
LOL
Romance › Re: Every Woman Is Born With This Talent Of Looking At Phone Of Partner by BareFacedLies(m): 12:44pm On Apr 30, 2020
Babythicksme17:
God made me with it,fast fast i don grab your password and i will check what you looking at later.bad girl grin grin
grin

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