₦airaland Forum

illicit:
This gov well so

My brother we tire 😂

seunmohmoh:
Gun isn't legal in Serbia and it's environs abi I dey misinformed ni.

If you read before commenting you might be better informed.

Voltage7:
Any little depression, they get a gun and go to large gatherings to unleash the demon in them.

You might be surprised the silly excuse that led to this wanton killings from the slow head teen.

An average white kid might pick up a fully loaded gun and kill people because there are no more butter in the fridge.

😂😂😂

Relationship of six months gone in the winds 😏

Senior Uyanne Steven may God continue to punish you 😂😂😂😂😂😑

I thought LGs are third arm of government, why’s the state government arm twisting them into submission?

God abeg ooo 🤦

KingMack:
MC feels his a big boy in his territory because his Oga is stepping in soon..while Shina dey try form familiarity!! But make dem remember one thing say drug highness no dey catch person for lifetime cos our eye is fully Obidient now!!!




Note!!!!


If you quote and bash me you'll know the true meaning of what it gets to be ban on this platform!

Try to write good English as you make threats 🙄

Religiously:
Please if anybody can help me with any little amount to eat I will be very happy. Feeding is a big problem for me and my family please no matter how small. I havent eaten anything since yesterday in the morning pls. My dad is a retired teacher and my mom is late. Am a single mother with my own son mouth to feed, the little money i make have use it to cater for my dad illness and pay house rent but his health is getting worst. Now we can't even eat or buy water to drink. Please if you're reading this message pls come to our aid, no matter how small it will go a long way pls. May God meet you at the point of your need as you have show us mercy amen

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Faith
First Bank

SCAMMER

Voltage7:
Presidential Jet or Presidential Air Ambulance?

It really needs maintenance, for the past 8yrs, it has been flying the President to foreign hospitals.

Tax payers are at the receiving end of the cost of maintaining this Ambulance.

Has to be ambulance😀

AsomStructures:
Make sure you make enquires on the following before you make purchase for that land so as aviod been in situations like this

Vendor's Root of Title, The capacity of the Vendor, Encumbrances, Vacant possession, Land Use, Town Planning Laws and Regulations, Family Land. ...
The doctrine of Lis Pendens (Pending Lawsuit)

See our just concluded 3bedroom bungalow construction if you're about starting your building project.. Link in my signature. Plus we offer building designs and construction services nationwide

You don't make enquiries, engage the services of lawyer to do it.

Many US states are banning tiktok. It doesn't serve any useful purpose tbh

You dey find solution to problem then you come dey go Cele, now you've not only compounded the problem but lost your life ☹️

Quality20:
But why do most ppl like accusing holy men of immoralities, fornication adultery n rape

You are stupid

Ebus12:
Rumours and false accusations are two things that has become a part of my life. Like always! Always!
I have heard rumors of me being a thief. I have heard rumors of me being gay. Heard rumors and has been accused of having an evil spirit and being demon-possessed. Of recent, my neighbor's wife even accused me of wanting to break her marriage, all because I staked a bet with her husband, that if he could successfully woo and get this new girl in our block, I would gift him 10k.

All these rumors and accusations don't shake me though. I see them most times as prophecies. Even if I haven't stolen in my life, I cannot tell what the case will be tomorrow, after all, the only thing holding the sun and the moon is time. I simply wave off that nonsense and see them as words of fools and jobless idiots.

But this recent rumor, which I see as a total witch-hunt, is aimed at giving my destiny helpers a "too-much" positive impression about me. This might make them see me as their destiny helper instead, and that is why I didn't take it, dear diary.

So because I came back last week with a fairly used, and fairly stolen laptop, which I bought 12,320 from a Yoruba vendor in one of the computer villages around, changed my slippers, managed to carve my hair, and shared a packet of milcose for the kids in my compound, news started flying around that I am now a big boy.

-He has started pressing.
-He done cash-out.
-He just dey fresh
-Show me an update nah
And so much other rubbish
There is nothing I haven't heard, dear diary, these few days.

Recently, these two girls around my street have formed the habit of raising their polo whenever they sight me so that I can have a clearer view of their backsides. In their mind, nah G boy I be.

As usual, I didn't care about any of the rubbish flying around about me, until yesterday when one of the gossip mongers, had the guts to knock at my door, and after hailing me, asked me to 'show him the way', because according to what he heard, God has blessed me.
That was the one that made me lose it. That virtue of 'Long suffering' left me immediately and
with a very thunderous slap on his left cheek, I asked the mugu who God has blessed.
God has blessed me?
I slapped the idiot again and asked him "Kingsley, come, who did you say, God blessed? But before I could land a corresponding knock, the demon fled.

Like, these wicked people didn't only stop at denting me before my destiny helpers, but now also want to present me as "Made" before the almighty God.
Jesus Christ! Why are people this cruel?

Worthless read

How did this thrash get to FP ?

ufotty2001:
I want to tell you a secret that I do when am having sex with girls.. you may see this like something stupid but I can assure you that it work's perfectly.
When you have inserted your penis into her Vir.gina and u have started having sex "try to force yourself to Urinate inside her Virgi.na as u are sexing her" urine will not come out because ur sperm has blocked urinary tract but keep forcing yourself while u are knacking immediately your penis gain oxygen u will not cum early that is what i do... It works for me.. I can stay 2hrs on top woman without Cumming..
Do this and thank me later

Like wtfh? 🤔

Teetee777:
I will give you 3 remedy but one after the other but if the first one work, don't bother to do the rest.

Don't worry yourself about ejaculate quickly in the first round but the problem is how long does it take you to rise again for the 2nd round that's where the problem lie.

1. One hour before sex with your wife, get black pepper (iyere) and efirin (dry basin leaves).

Take 7 pieces of black pepper and dry scent leaves and eat it and drink warm water on it.

Why 7 pieces? What if he takes 9 ?

Johnn87:
It was classified as informal loan for the very fact that that the loan was doled out without security/collateral, based on friendship trust that ur friend will pay back 30k loaned out. Other features of bros abeg loan classified as informal, in contrast to formal loan or even those classified as semiformal, involves absence/lack of any official agreement Documents signed by both parties and no guarantor forms signed. No contract signed. No guarantor/indemnity or collateral. The very classification of such a loan as informal loan makes it non legally binding. Dey play😏😏The law does not jail such a debtor, rather sets a repayment schedule at a rate the debtor can afford.

The law !! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 it seems you did or a doing law of contract as a borrowed course in the university ?

8yrs of waste

Johnn87:
Legal action for bros lend me 30k first is not legally binding, cos there was no official Documents signed by both parties

◾ 2ndly, For the fact that its not official loan, [b] N.O named C.O.L.L.A.T.E.R.A.L /seizable assets was tendered or signed out for Repossesorship, in case of repayment defaultment. Certificates, land deed, house documents, Car papers, business assets, etc
On the strength of N2, its a dead end case and waste of time . Cos las las after lawyers don drag adjourn the case as much as possible,
Its left for borrower to say l nor get. Na 100 naira l fit dey pay back monthly. Thereby scattering legal repayment into several years.

Aftrall, no official business was transacted between you two, neither was any documents signed for loan given out.
Unless huge sums are involved, Sound legal advise would advise one to forget a 30k informal loan case, without official agreement documents signed by both parties.

You think all contracts must be formal to be binding abi 😀, dey play 😏😏

Nice question, if you no read to understand, see you see carry over 😂

Me wey no dey post myself ☹️

☹️

Ogiame:
A Sharp thief.

Read to understand

KingSatan:
This is a lesson to "Japarians"

Nigeria isn't the only corrupt country. Even those who tag us as fantastically corrupt, are wicked and extremely corrupt.

Read to understand

sukkot:
Truth of the matter is that UK has brainwashed everybody living there as you wAtch their TV . Standard of beauty in the UK is white woman first, next is exotics like Indian , next is mixed race, next is Jamaican women and last is African women. Like to date a black woman in the UK is like considered scraping the bottom of the barrel. Everybody goes to clubs chasing white women and half caste. And so that's why African women there no dey get action. And the only people who should naturally give African women action are in the UK to hustle for money aka African men and they don't have time and the ones that have time are chasing white women. There is no action for African women in the UK. They are looked at as the dregs of society

On a side note let me add that the cold weather and British food does not make our women look good over there. It's when I came to Nigeria that I actually started appreciating the beauty of black women. When that sun hits that melanin it shines and starts popping. A black woman is very beautiful in the African sun but her skin looks dull and ashy in foggy cold British weather. Our women don't look their full potential living in the UK. I have seen more pepper sellers in Nigeria who look better than almost all the Nigerian girls in the UK. It's that good organic diet and the African sun making thAt melanin pop

I agree with this submission

Bebex have fun this weekend. 😂

Ladyhippolyta88:
I like this your caption so much

😀🙏🏾

Dcaliphate:

Because no be your papa own nau

Why person go start illegal structure in the first place?

Conspiracy theorist and sensational nightingales😏