₦airaland Forum

Enugu north LGA, Enugu.

Trustedpronet:
Na one of my guy planned with a babe in other to chase away his male friend that year...to cut the Torry short the girl divulged all the plans to the accused, as I'm talking now they are happily married.

😂😂😂😂😂

manee2:
My ex broke up with me while I was accomodating her brother, and she's married now.
I saw this as motivation, moved and doubled down on my hustle and lost communication with both of them.
As I was trying to find my bearings, within a year two of my friends had already kicked me out of their house.
About 3 months ago she contacted me through FB and asked for my phone number for her brother.
He needed my help, under the guise of trying to start his life over. All his friends he hung out with turned their backs on him.

Having learned life the hard way, I have become an introvert who easily feels uncomfortable around the people around me. I discovered that I did better on my own.

Regardless of that, I put up with it and regret it because I'm embarrassed and slowly losing focus.
Although he is supportive, but he has Diogenes syndrome.
Being so kind-hearted, I don't know how to ask him to leave my space.

You could have spared me the stress of googling this word but thanks for the education.

As for him, invite your mother or sister over and inform him he has to leave or put up with him tell him he has to up his hygiene as you find it appalling cos this life is for a fleeting moment plus giving shelter to the homeless is an act of mercy. Goodluck

Abi1985:
If you want Japa, please Japa. I am not saying you shouldn't japa.

They can tax so much - eh you want to cry
And sleep. Your own money goes to tax and more tax.

You are not really the owner of your property because of tax. Property tax is something else.

Child support payment na another thing on its own- if you like woman, please be careful not to have many baby mama e get why.

Nigerians back home cannot understand until they come here and experience themselves.

I remember when my cousin was warning me about the Uk. I thought he was talking nonsense until I came and experienced reality. Experience is the best teacher
If you are doing well in Naija, please stay and visit. If you are struggling, then please Japa.

How are things going for you now ? Is it still as tough as it was when you first arrived?

so

Kellie069:
Could this be true? Mr Tony said so many nice thing about Ote$. He even called him his brother and partner . He even went ahead to reveal that he follows just him and his wife on IG .

Usually the enemy is closer than you think.

staga:
I was among the first set of those awarded the Barbados Welcome Stamp. Paid the $3000 fee and carried my family kia kia. No long stories.

So you live in Barbados ? Or with your citizenship you moved to another country?

Why didn't she come naked usually 🤔😂😂

MichaelSokoto:
as a proud nattering nitwitarian, I hereby declare dat dis Senior Advocate of Nuisance is an incorrigible fool!
a werey entity!

Pardon my language!

Your language is allowed. Never seen someone display foolishness like he has.

GeneralPula:
For instance, it was at the police station that they asked him if he was paid money and he said yes he was paid N270,000. When the police checked the WhatsApp chats between Ekweremadu and Dr. Obeta they realized that Ekweremadu actually paid 4.5 million for Obeta to pay to David. But Obeta only paid David N270,000 and pocketed the rest.

Imagine this. Why would the Dr offered the boy 270k? Both 4.5m & 270k are useless! A kidney is nothing less than 35M !

They attempted to Jonze the Boy & he fought back! Nah real Guy he be!

Mine is worth at least $2m actually 😂

Calibrator:
People like that don't learn except through the hard way.. Last time someone tried this nonsense with me.


Switch on the generator, after a few minutes, switch off all appliances in your apartment, preferably with the changeover switch to be on the safe side, then go to your generator and rapidly use a star screwdriver to raise the output to the maximum, it will fry all electrical appliances in your neighbour's apartment.


It is not everything you leave to God or the government to judge, heaven helps those who help themselves!

😭😭😭😭🤣

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beekind:
I am a 38 year old Nigerian American citizen dating a 26 year old Nigeria girl.
I grew up in Nigeria but travelled out to the USA when I was 25 years old, I am a citizen now and doing really well for myself.
I met a beautiful and godly Nigerian girl on facebook and we have been dating for some months now we are now thinking of marriage, she is in Nigeria while I am in the USA.

Some weeks ago my dad asked me to do some tests and send to him, (He is a medical doctor), I did them, turns out to be fertility tests and all was perfect.
I just told him about my fiance and my plans to get married in some months time and he said she has to do fertility test before he can agree to the marriage.

This was very shocking for me as he insisted that it is his position, I haven't told my fiance cos I dont know how to and my fiance is scheduled to pay my parents a visit for the first time in Port Harcourt in 2 weeks time.
My fiance is from Delta but lives in Portharcout as my parents while we are from Port harcourt.

My dad has said if I cannot tell her that he will, what do you guys think ?

Honest advise please and admin kindly push to front page for wider advise.

Thanks.

It's not a biggie, tell her you both should take the fertility test that way she doesn't feel like you're making any assumptions.

illicit:
This gov well so

My brother we tire 😂

seunmohmoh:
Gun isn't legal in Serbia and it's environs abi I dey misinformed ni.

If you read before commenting you might be better informed.

Voltage7:
Any little depression, they get a gun and go to large gatherings to unleash the demon in them.

You might be surprised the silly excuse that led to this wanton killings from the slow head teen.

An average white kid might pick up a fully loaded gun and kill people because there are no more butter in the fridge.

😂😂😂

Relationship of six months gone in the winds 😏

Senior Uyanne Steven may God continue to punish you 😂😂😂😂😂😑

I thought LGs are third arm of government, why’s the state government arm twisting them into submission?

God abeg ooo 🤦

KingMack:
MC feels his a big boy in his territory because his Oga is stepping in soon..while Shina dey try form familiarity!! But make dem remember one thing say drug highness no dey catch person for lifetime cos our eye is fully Obidient now!!!




Note!!!!


If you quote and bash me you'll know the true meaning of what it gets to be ban on this platform!

Try to write good English as you make threats 🙄

Religiously:
Please if anybody can help me with any little amount to eat I will be very happy. Feeding is a big problem for me and my family please no matter how small. I havent eaten anything since yesterday in the morning pls. My dad is a retired teacher and my mom is late. Am a single mother with my own son mouth to feed, the little money i make have use it to cater for my dad illness and pay house rent but his health is getting worst. Now we can't even eat or buy water to drink. Please if you're reading this message pls come to our aid, no matter how small it will go a long way pls. May God meet you at the point of your need as you have show us mercy amen

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Faith
First Bank

SCAMMER

Voltage7:
Presidential Jet or Presidential Air Ambulance?

It really needs maintenance, for the past 8yrs, it has been flying the President to foreign hospitals.

Tax payers are at the receiving end of the cost of maintaining this Ambulance.

Has to be ambulance😀

AsomStructures:
Make sure you make enquires on the following before you make purchase for that land so as aviod been in situations like this

Vendor's Root of Title, The capacity of the Vendor, Encumbrances, Vacant possession, Land Use, Town Planning Laws and Regulations, Family Land. ...
The doctrine of Lis Pendens (Pending Lawsuit)

See our just concluded 3bedroom bungalow construction if you're about starting your building project.. Link in my signature. Plus we offer building designs and construction services nationwide

You don't make enquiries, engage the services of lawyer to do it.

Many US states are banning tiktok. It doesn't serve any useful purpose tbh

You dey find solution to problem then you come dey go Cele, now you've not only compounded the problem but lost your life ☹️

Quality20:
But why do most ppl like accusing holy men of immoralities, fornication adultery n rape

You are stupid

Ebus12:
Rumours and false accusations are two things that has become a part of my life. Like always! Always!
I have heard rumors of me being a thief. I have heard rumors of me being gay. Heard rumors and has been accused of having an evil spirit and being demon-possessed. Of recent, my neighbor's wife even accused me of wanting to break her marriage, all because I staked a bet with her husband, that if he could successfully woo and get this new girl in our block, I would gift him 10k.

All these rumors and accusations don't shake me though. I see them most times as prophecies. Even if I haven't stolen in my life, I cannot tell what the case will be tomorrow, after all, the only thing holding the sun and the moon is time. I simply wave off that nonsense and see them as words of fools and jobless idiots.

But this recent rumor, which I see as a total witch-hunt, is aimed at giving my destiny helpers a "too-much" positive impression about me. This might make them see me as their destiny helper instead, and that is why I didn't take it, dear diary.

So because I came back last week with a fairly used, and fairly stolen laptop, which I bought 12,320 from a Yoruba vendor in one of the computer villages around, changed my slippers, managed to carve my hair, and shared a packet of milcose for the kids in my compound, news started flying around that I am now a big boy.

-He has started pressing.
-He done cash-out.
-He just dey fresh
-Show me an update nah
And so much other rubbish
There is nothing I haven't heard, dear diary, these few days.

Recently, these two girls around my street have formed the habit of raising their polo whenever they sight me so that I can have a clearer view of their backsides. In their mind, nah G boy I be.

As usual, I didn't care about any of the rubbish flying around about me, until yesterday when one of the gossip mongers, had the guts to knock at my door, and after hailing me, asked me to 'show him the way', because according to what he heard, God has blessed me.
That was the one that made me lose it. That virtue of 'Long suffering' left me immediately and
with a very thunderous slap on his left cheek, I asked the mugu who God has blessed.
God has blessed me?
I slapped the idiot again and asked him "Kingsley, come, who did you say, God blessed? But before I could land a corresponding knock, the demon fled.

Like, these wicked people didn't only stop at denting me before my destiny helpers, but now also want to present me as "Made" before the almighty God.
Jesus Christ! Why are people this cruel?

Worthless read

How did this thrash get to FP ?

ufotty2001:
I want to tell you a secret that I do when am having sex with girls.. you may see this like something stupid but I can assure you that it work's perfectly.
When you have inserted your penis into her Vir.gina and u have started having sex "try to force yourself to Urinate inside her Virgi.na as u are sexing her" urine will not come out because ur sperm has blocked urinary tract but keep forcing yourself while u are knacking immediately your penis gain oxygen u will not cum early that is what i do... It works for me.. I can stay 2hrs on top woman without Cumming..
Do this and thank me later

Like wtfh? 🤔

Teetee777:
I will give you 3 remedy but one after the other but if the first one work, don't bother to do the rest.

Don't worry yourself about ejaculate quickly in the first round but the problem is how long does it take you to rise again for the 2nd round that's where the problem lie.

1. One hour before sex with your wife, get black pepper (iyere) and efirin (dry basin leaves).

Take 7 pieces of black pepper and dry scent leaves and eat it and drink warm water on it.

Why 7 pieces? What if he takes 9 ?

Johnn87:
It was classified as informal loan for the very fact that that the loan was doled out without security/collateral, based on friendship trust that ur friend will pay back 30k loaned out. Other features of bros abeg loan classified as informal, in contrast to formal loan or even those classified as semiformal, involves absence/lack of any official agreement Documents signed by both parties and no guarantor forms signed. No contract signed. No guarantor/indemnity or collateral. The very classification of such a loan as informal loan makes it non legally binding. Dey play😏😏The law does not jail such a debtor, rather sets a repayment schedule at a rate the debtor can afford.

The law !! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 it seems you did or a doing law of contract as a borrowed course in the university ?