₦airaland Forum

efelicity:
My aunty, that is, the unmarried younger sister to my mother has been with us for over week now, at any time she chose she can just rush into my room without excuse.

I'm a matured guy and she could meet me standing naked at any given time and I'm not bold to tell her.

I've tried to talk to my mother but she was insisting I must not say anything to avoid annoying her sister.

Lock your door, simple

Lama70:
Very brilliant and thought-provoking question.

But I won't contribute. Walls have ears.

I can't fight or receive calls from my family this night again.

Good night.

Orun ayo lasun o.

Your answer is as clear as day

She's also killed herself with the same match cos it's either life imprisonment or death.

RedChiefPriest:
Haha this one toxicity is straight from the violence planet o
Pesin will look at this baby and call her ugly? Asin this cute little baby ugly?
Na madness and too much cocaine dey worry the dude.
If no be say I no dey fight for people without reason,I for call this dude's name 99 times by 1am and blow Abidjan powder on his picture and gbam! He go waka from here reach Egypt with only boxers.



Dj! Sample me 1 keg of palmwine to read this post again
Barman! Play me"racist pig" by Martin Luther King and Pasuma.

by the way that song was Grammy nominated too

Afamsi:
What if he went to be anointed for the presidency

Obu so anointed. Hisses

abobote:
Very fresh and beautiful at 47.
Her freshness de make me reason like say my wife used football age. How can she be 31, but look older than Rita Dominic that's is 47.

Happy birthday forever Young

You're technically reporting yourself say you no get money to maintain your woman

NairaMaster1:
Kikikikiki

What's kikikiki

Tonnierichy:
These are the kind of students we teach in schools now. They will soo frustrate your life and there is nothing you can do about it. Beat them and land in Cell.

I sent this particular female pupil to report herself to the principal that she was mocking me in class. She went there confidently and returned with a smug face, telling me principal asked her to tell me sorry.

I looked at her unconvinced that she went to the principal. Well I later realised she actually did and the principal didn't take it seriously.

I then asked her to write an apology letter. She went and came back with this piece below.....



APOLOGY LETTER

This is to write that I'm sorry for the disturbance I made in the class. And I'm sorry for the insult if you think that is the way it looks and I'm using this to make a statement too that I disturbed Mr Anthony. But I don't see it as an insult or an offence but I'm sorry for my wrong deeds. And I will not do it again.

During class I will listen attentively.

And also please increase your voice when teaching or explaining or teaching your subject so that it will be interesting.

Sorry for the wrong deed and mistake I have done.

Yours faithfully
Elisabeth
She signs.

you should have given her some humiliating punishment imo but I can relate

You're pained you didn't get to buy it for yourself.

IgweOfNnewi:
Hardworking industrious Igbo if he wasn't caught

Still hard work to steal such amount of money

Every time beef is there no place for chicken

Righthussle:
Odumeje is the Igbo version of T B Joshua. They're both FAKE.

You have knowledge but I like to call them satanic not necessarily fake.

I just knew she'd be beautiful

Why isn't there a Nigerian ID version

I don't have a future in this country but I believe the government knows about this.

Fantastic, Pls God let them be successful next time. Imagine Buhari kidnapped

Abi she has a womb too. She should have gott pregnant from wherever an be selling them off.

See how dry she looks

NwaNimo1:
I wonder how much she paid for them.......

[img]https://giffiles./216/216347.gif[/img]

....the rate at which barren women conceive twins after years is very suspicious!

You're thinking well nwanne... Obviously your guess is as good as mine

VeryWickedMan:
The fat pork finally decided to stop eating her babies

Haaaaa

My question is who was she making the video for ?

Keke is lucrative plus you have time for yourself to try other things as you sound educated. Good luck �

Sicko, always talking from both sides of his mouth

So they went to court over this ? Well it's Ejigbo Magistrate Court, they need it cos that's a Zombieland

I love the fact that didn't go physical. Took out their anger on them cars. Mature men

Own goal

Ndị ochogonlogo

dopedan:
My girl is just 20 but she doesn’t want sex till after marriage, she is a good girl very sweet and pretty, shes still a student and has never demanded any thing other than my attention and love, i don’t know if i can be celibate till i get married cuz im in my early 20’s and i may start thinking of marriage in d next 6 or 7 years, please what is ur advice for me
no insults please

Well this may be the only time you'd experience true love but lmaooooooooooooooo

Naira has more value than celebrity marriages these days

VULCAN:
You sound like someone in their early 20s who knows nothing about life and history.

That is why you do not know that taking out a leader of a movement rarely brings the movement to the end.

The more the Apartheid govt took out the leaders of the struggle the stronger the movement became.

Govt took out the founder and subsequent leaders of Boko Haram, does it look like the movement is slowing down?

There are so many other examples.

Displaying your ignorance of how things work in the real world does you no good

Oh Simon Ekpa from Sweden is your new leader abi.. Ezi eje kwana chọ ife e ga ru

November nwa guyyyy go there do till May 29th.. e sure die

Mokason288:
I have a room stocked with drinks for my traditional marriage.

To cut long story short.

Wedding is called off

I stumbled on her phone and saw her chat with her friend... My supposed Fiancée is traveling out of the country January with another man to Canada .

This hoes ain’t loyal

What the actual fvck... Damn.. take heart bro

For his good works in imo State or what