₦airaland Forum

Daniwes:
Lol, the thing casted at the end

How ? Who sabotaged it ?

Only them ddey die why sir ?

The way this heli looks mehn I'd be scared to fly on it oooo

Sandrafy:
I don’t know how to post on nairaland. Lala here is a picture of a snake � killed by my dog and dismembered by my security guard. Never been so scared

Hmmm.. where on your property was it found

Gotta be an extension of the Amazons

Rest in Peace..

slimjohn2k5:
Bro, please what is the meaning of parole

When a convicted person is released earlier than the he/she should be incarcerated usually with terms.

your taste is underwhelming

ProphetJeroboam:
I need information guys. I’m so pissed and annoyed and I haven’t been myself since yesterday.

I bought a German shepherd puppy less than a year ago and I spent money on her a lot, i mean a lot. Routine vet visits, expensive canned food, noodles and dry food, up to date on all vaccinations, I even hired a personal dog groomer to make her look really beautiful and attractive all the time.

If I calculate the amount I’ve spent on this dog, you’ll think I spent it on a girl I’m planning on marrying. Her parents are good looking German shepherds, in fact the dad is actually an imported GSD from the UK. The dad is agile, ferocious and will rip any stranger apart but my pup has always been too docile and can only bark when she’s inside a cage. That’s discussion for another day.

I never bought her with the intention of breeding her for puppies to sell, I bought her because I needed a pet and I swore never to mate her with any dog. Sadly I traveled out for schooling and I left her with a friend who I regularly send money to for her upkeep.

I noticed that my friend had the intentions of mating her for puppies because he really needed money and since I won’t be in Nigeria anytime soon, I reluctantly agreed on the conditions that he select a pedigree GSD stud for her. She came on heat 2 days ago and I discussed with my friend and gave him contacts of a guy with a good GSD stud. Yesterday night I was studying when he sent me pictures of her being mated by a Bingo!!!! A fvcking ekuke! A stupid 404 whose destiny and life purpose is to end up in the pot of a calabar man with pot belly. She had even achieved the lock position with the stupid ekuke. I was angry and I knew that if I was there, God knows I would have murdered that ekuke with my bare hands. How that ekuke entered the high fenced compound is a mystery to me.

How my friend could be so negligent to allow this to happen. The thing with male ekuke is that they don’t mate once and he was with her all night. Now I am thinking of telling my friend to take her for an abortion if she gets pregnant. No dog of mine is giving birth to pups fathered by an ekuke.

SAY NO TO DOG RACISM #EkukeLivesMatter

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BegAt40:
My dad is a highly respected well-to-do man but his problem was his wife; I wonder how they married!

She used to beat him in our presence and she'd lay curses on us if we ever plead that she stops. At times, she'd shout from night till dawn, making sure that no one sleeps and she'd try her best to call the neighbors' attention to tarnish his reputation. Not like he's weak, he just tried not to make things escalate and be a bigger issue. Now I'm grown up, I hate women die and she's begging me to get married.

Meanwhile, I just want to stay out here treating Nigerian girls in the language they understand.

DON'T GROW UP SON stay in 10

Biglittlelois:
I'm not asking of your mum's decisions, I'm asking of your outward emotions and reaction to what she did,

The wife the Op talked about expressed her feelings on what her father in law did, which in her right she is justified, no one will be happy of such a scenario except we want to deceive ourselves, and I for one do not like to deceive myself.

If your mother gets pregnant for your driver, you will not be happy about it, but you just have to accept her decision to marry him.

But the woman isn't a biological child of the man. His son (her husband) doesn't have a problem (even if he is pretending) so she isn't permitted to have a feeling on this issue going by your logic cos it's not like she's seeing it from anyone's angle other than hers which is clearly selfish. So she better fall in line

Special32:
Am a 24 years medical student in my fourth year of the university I meet her when we where in our second year I never knew she was even in our class until our second year at first we where only saying hello to each other than some school stuff brought us together in our third year ever since we became close as friends and now I am realizing that I really like her and I want more than just being normal friends with her.

I feel it wouldn't be right because we are in the same department same level in school I keep on trying to let the feeling go but everyday I keep on seeing her and my feelings for her keep on increasing.

I really need advice on what to do I don't know what to do about the emotions I feel towards her.

See anything is possible.. take it a day at a time but let her know how you feel and see of she reciprocates..

Shellsploit:
I see that honda cvr been hauled to RORO and shipped to Lagos port. I see a popular nairalander posting the pics on auto section as clean title and unaccidented.. I see a Nairalander seeking the advice of a popular automechanic in auto section on the said vehicle...



This i have vehemently seen!!

Oh legend of the seer

Or she was testing whether her airbags are in working condition

DON'T TRY IT

This coming from someone who left the Catholic church sometime in 2016..

Attended one not too Pentecostal church
In my law school days attended dunamis all through.

Lived in the Redeemed corpers house and worshipped there all through my service year.

And immediately after in joined Living faith but I thank God I'm back to the catholic church in April this year pls don't leave the catholic church for anybody.

KoladeChris24:
I have this girl who is the only one I love, but she said she can never attend catholic church.

I told her it's not an issue - that as my wife, she's free to attend any church she likes, but she insisted our family would have to attend the same church.

She won't marry me if i stick to my Catholic faith. Please advise me, she's the only one I love, and I can't start over anymore.

Taiwojon. This was me in 2021.

Shellsploit:
Hunger dey town!!
See wetin dey cook chop..

When people dey chop domestic lizard you dey complain.. this one na premium meat sef

ZKOSOSO:
I was really hopeful that the owner would make it out alive

But God know better

R. I. P. To the dead

His P.A nifemi we lived together during our service year in Enugu.. very jovial lady and our birthdays are a day apart later this month too.. too bad we lost them..

NOC1:
Yea, is a massive site. If you go to that site when the project commenced it is like a mini market. The pace of work was something else, I believe the number of casualties were less because this is the stage where skilled laborers work.

I wonder what they numbers they were expecting in a 21 stories building site 5 persons

Ezi... would love to see him back at economics dept of unizik with no relevance whatsoever

Tranquility2345:
Which of Davido’s father’s siblings are richer than him? You go just open mouth waaaa….

Better waaaaah ooo

tundtrex:
Even with your will if you don't do the proper thing by helping the other sibling in your family if you die there will be serious problem as a matter of fact if your family are so confident of the will, the extended family will result to black magic.

Lolz.. like there's a rule that says you must help your extended family, knowing mostly the have this entitlement mindset.

Well I gat you though but still it's better do die with a will than without cos with a will even at the death of the administrators/executors it is easy for the dead person to be substituted and it keeps on devolving than the rancor caused by one dying intestate.

Do a damn WILL

Rest in Peace, one can wonder how will 2022 be like in this shack called 9ja.

P.S. how much state lawmakers dey earn sef this is so annoying

1930s model car still driven in Nigeria like it's no man's business, this our government eh.

Sometimes people think that the law doesn't work in Nigeria.. I hope the authorities prove this lady wrong

Ijawboy:
Lately I have been scouting for a 2 bedroom apartment in Ibadan for residential use.
See what a greedy Real Estate Agent charged me for a 2 bedroom apartment in Oluyole estate, here in Ibadan:

Rent - N700,000
Agency fee @ 20% = N140,000
Legal fee @ 10% = N70,000
Caution deposit =N70,000

Just imagine being asked to pay N980,000 due to sheer greed of this Estate agents in collusion with greedy landlords☹️

Unfortunately, this is the norm out here as other agents I spoke to were not any different.

Kindly share your experience with Ibadan Real Estate agents or even their greedy colleagues in other states and how you handled them.

Lagos is worse believe me

Teewai69:
Thanks and God bless you.

You are welcome