₦airaland Forum

FullBlastLight:
U tried, bro!

...bt what of Nig & Bubu? Huh?

tuoyoojo:
Ancient Egypt was light years ahead of its time

Without electricity they kept bodies decaying

I wonder what concoction they would have mixed to mummify these bodies

Mortuary attendants ain't gat sh*t to these ancient Egyptians

BornnAgainChild:
Lol...I dey kampe

So where are we having dinner

demoBaba:
That's true, there's different between

1. How are you

2. How are you sir/ma

I think it's disrespect to ask your senior one .....How are you


As a yoruba man

Samiah33:
why did you use "Sir" ? we claim to be exposed and see what our exposure has cause us, go to Japan and see how with all the money they have they still believe in their culture

BornnAgainChild:
How are you can be termed an insult when it's coming from a much younger person.

I think the problem is most people dont understand English Language, it's not just to speak it fluently that matters, rather ; do you understand what you speak

For instance ,

On a fateful morning, I got to work and instead of one of my boy to simply say Good Morning, he said " Mama, How you dey "

Throughout that day hell was let loose on him for that.

IamWonderful:
Affliction shall not rise the second time

Paperwhite:
Humn! Cheating spouses! God give you both the grace to resolve your differences because divorce is not advisable except in case of threat to self & others.

Starhearts:
Thanks u my brother?
May God continue to be en-riching your pocket
Really happy for ur comment

I remember wen l wen to Ikeja to rob l nearly lost my life in the traffic.

sayhi2bammy:
I can't even phantom the fact that i experieced the bank robbery that happened in Wema at Iyin Ekiti yesterday. I was thinking it was just child's play until for the first time in my life i saw a stray bullet fly in front of me.

That i am alive to today, it can only be God

Burna440:
I’ve had so many encounters of armed robbery while growing up so it became and experience but the one that shocked me was in 2014 when I resumed #FUTMinna as an undergraduate, prior to that, I worked in a construction company and saved a lot of money which I used in purchasing Laptop, Infinix phone and other accessories.. two days after I resumed, I went to charge in school cos of the light situation in Minna as at then, unfortunately I didn’t know the town was notorious for robbery, that was how I was blocked by 3 Malo bois and they collected everything on me, the annoying part was that even the #70 in my pocket was taken. Few days later, the same set of boys still came to my lodge to rob us, my room was robbed on the 4th day in the week, it became a normal routine for them, and the guys in my lodge were all ladies(pimps and weaklings) cos several times I told them that we can fight those guys, after that semester I went home and gist some of my cousins that had similar experiences and one of them advised me to get acid and keep for them cos they will still come back, I did as was told and mid of second semester I was sleeping when I heard small voices and waking up, I discovered that a magnet was tied to a stick which they will use in picking phones through burglary, as a regain consciousness, I rolled to where my acid was and picked the glass jug up and just threw it at the guy, the only thing I was hearing was his screaming of Wayo Allah, wayo allah repeatedly while running, that was how I opened the door with matchet and ran after him, the hunter became the hunted, other students came out and we caught two people.... after that time till I graduated, that lodge was never robbed, we could even sleep with doors open

Starhearts:
Tete b4 l left unilag to Cyprus

Scrupulous419:
Mine was feburary this year 2020 at 9pm, My lady friend set me up, she called me up at 9pm to pick her up at airport road PH, omoh on my reaching there I called this hoe, she was giving me another direction to drive inside, I sum up the courage and drove in further just to help a friend that said she was stranded but I was strapped with my base ball bat and chaka, I swear this happened real.

As I approached the point she directed, then I saw her walking towards my ride but unknowingly to me she was planning to overboard me and take my ride via she done mount 3 BST boys for that way and 1 green land dudes with big scar, They approach my direction with her but I no see the Nigarrs on time but was confident of what i had on my car seat and i mind up to shoot down any bird because that area get enough story for snatching, the next thing I see na another dude come through my drive side and hit my side mirror hard, foolish men think say I be bobo.

Sharply i flash homie the matter but never pulled the trigger because vigilante dey the area, as I go down to pull my bat up, I bat her up as she try enter the ride and I zoom off asap, I swear she got damages big time.

Never trust any hoes and till today I watch my lines with hoes. But they give me a big scar on my head thou because the dude that approach my driver side burst bottle for my head after he saw my moves before my chaka show up. Fear women ooooo no be lie ooo

Dagger111:
Ooh! That was 2006 when i was in SS2 in Empirical College, Ikotun, Lagos. It was Maths class when we heard gunshot in front of our sch. It was an armed robbery incident, these guys came to steal a beer company's proceed. My sch principal had to pursued the whole students inside, then i and some of my brave frnds sneaked into the sch toilet located upstairs as to av a clear view of the whole scene and start peeping through the window. I can say i love those guys cos they were full of confidence. 4 guys went inside to fetch for the money while one sat on top the car with his rifle, calling pple from afar to near him if they can. We were in the sch toilet laughing and enjoying the scene. To cut the story short, they went away with the money, after their departure, police team came and were doing mumu investigations. I learnt something that day, with confidence, u can bring down a rocky wall.

Emmyreal4:
Last year December,arm robbers attacked our compound,they visited all the apartment, collecting all valuables and dishing out slaps to those who were forming strong head

Our landlord who was living at the extreme end tried calling police before they got to his own apartment but police say no fuel for Hilux

they raided all the apartments and when they got to mine,they ransacked everywhere but they could not find anything valuable cause I was broke as hell,the next thing arm robbers remove koboko(horse whip) and started flogging me mercilessly, after flogging me for like ten mins the oga told them to stop,he told me to stand up but, my back and buttocks was sore,I was in severe pains,i managed to stand up while receiving occasional slaps from the gang,the oga told me that they flogged me because am too broke,he told me that the flogging was to motivate me to hustle so that the next time they come,I will have something for them.

Starhearts:
Them no dey rob me.

Naa we dey rob dem dat year...

Thank God am now an engineer here in Cyprus

rawpadgin:
Mine happened 2 years ago in warri
Just came back from work(2weeks on 2weeks off, offshore work)....

Every where stew, I took my bath that even & decided to go eat @ my regular buka

On my way i say make i branch my monkey tail joint take like one or two shot to open belle

Was on my way to the buka wen i notice a woman that was selling roasted corn along road just took off!

B4 i know wetin sup keke don pack for my front. One small pikin wey nor suppose reach me handle just com down, point cut to size for my head the other idiot came down & started searching me.....they succeeded in collecting my phone, my gold neck chain & 10k wen i wan use bless my mama that evening.

tuoyoojo:
Now that the thing has affected Pontus

Let them administer all the cure he has been advocating for since this covid started

Also give him the herbal drink from Madagascar or any other agbo

Wishing him complete recovery though.

This covid thing is real, continue taking precautions and stay safe

KingAzubuike:
Between China and Nigeria I still don't know which country eats weird and ridiculous animals the most.

Well I give it to Nigeria.. here I've seen people eat monkeys, elephants, antelopes and even wild cats.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
College of education