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dimsonu:
Burial...
Is this not an epidemic in the Southern Nigeria?
I grew up hearing that burials in Yoruba land is like Seasonal movies.
Igbo people's Burial na Nollywood.
Here in Warri...Obito na road blocking things on...each family member with their own canopy and DJ...
It's a problem.
When I lost my dad in 2009 na only God know say the money wey we spend fit build upstair.
...it's all vanity after all.

Its a big shame! Many dnt knw the implications of celebrating the dead. I tell people, burial ceremony is evil with disastrous spiritual implications on the land and those who engage in it. Foods and drinks they eat is a sacrifice to the spirit of death. Come on Mr. Death com take more of our people!

I love Cross River too Op. I'll be there someday.

berdmisky:
Barywhite And Olivegirl, I just pm you. I need to talk to you.

Thanks

whats going on bro? I replied your pm

dabigjoe6:
yeah it is, thanks

Gud. Share ur solution

dabigjoe6:
I don't know what to do to solve the problem, but mayb u could create another partition or still just install afresh, cux seriously you won't need windows as far u have internet to download some stuffs

Hey bra, is ur wifi workinn now?

FrankLampard:
What is wrong guys, I can't install Ubuntu along with Windows 8.1 on my HP 650.

I have disabled fast boot, yet still getting the pix below.

Pls help.

Is ur PC firmware UEFI? If it is, u might have problem with dual boot. No thnks to Microsoft! If the firmware is BIOS, then things are pretty simple. I really can't read ur pic properly to see the contents as I'm typing on mobile. Wht do get from choosing "install along with windows"? Are u familiar with partitioning?

TheArchangel:
To me marriage is a business contract or like a land lease mumbo jumbo.
When the business is losing or not making enough profit you can retrench or layoff workers and so also when the land lease is up you renew until the parties are exhausted with the constant renewal and decides to seek for other lands.

Lolzzz


And this is coming from a woman!

knightsTempler:
These days a lot guys seems to have premonition of their impending demise, don't know how, maybe it has always been so, but it seems to be common these days.

Rest in peace bro!

RIP to the dead


You are right about that. We do have that premonition few days before death's arrival. Just that we are too noisy to perceive it. God is fair to everyone!

Rollar:
Phew, ma'am you're too much. So many people confuse being an introvert with being timid/shy. Truth is, introverts are often boisterous in public. Its only people that are close to them that realize they're actually loners. You're so spot on with the whole 'not chasing women for the fun of it' thing and them investing all they have in relationships because they have few friends. Your guy sounds like one helluva dude

Broda mi that lady described me in such an unbelievable way. And I love her for identifying with the love of her life.

tosyne2much:
Egbon, I never sabi do am ooo

Dey there dey deceive yaself . U weh I sabi wella

Ur opinion @sweetolive abi u are a learner too?

Angelberry:
Angels are friendly but don't tangle with human

Really sure about that?

Angelberry:
3rd heaven, you want to visit me?

Well, Angel it takes two to tangle

tosyne2much:
With this kind of thread you will begin to wonder if we no longer have ladies on nairaland


Well, since I'm not up to 18 years, lemme just pitch my tent and hear what kitty-cats suckers have to say

So tosyne u no dey suck abi?

Angelberry:
Pls one more favour and I will never quote u again.
Teach me how to change the colour of my font.
Help Barywhyte

Same as ipledge to you.
So Angel which part of heaven are u?

Angelberry:
Learner in what way? I ve been learning for some hours now

Only hours Well u are a indeed a learner

HateU2:
Beta see yansh

Show me na.


I only talked about d one I see

Angelberry:
Lol

Are u a learner?



Well OP I think its sweet when its clean. BJ better than head tho

HateU2:
bcox dir sex life will be boring. Sex is not complete without bj nd heads

All I c is mouth

dabigjoe6:
how can i reinstall without losing any app I have installed many apps and I don't want to lose them

No need to reinstall

$ sudo apt-get install wicd
$sudo wicd &

Refresh and scan for wifi in wicd network manager gui interface. Select d wifi. Click properties and enter d wifi password.

That's it

Hmmm. This one na serious matter. Odourful kitten. Bolding and unbolding. Make I sit here see experience.




Endtime student
Endtime teacher

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romme2u:
u can't resize block from drupal ui.

u have to do that via a css file.

steps
1.track down the machine name of the block.

2.open ur page inspector on ur browser and track down the block div

3.locate the css rule controlling the block and make the necessary changes.

NOTE: u must know how to use browser development tools especially mozilla firefox though all browser ships with them

Yea bro I know that.

Its just that I cant seem to find the right css file where this can be done. I have checked through all files in my theme directory and sub-directories. By the way, which of these tools are you talking about? Is that thing called firebug a web dev tool? I have heard of it but don't know it does. Will do some googling.

romme2u:
glad i was able to help, u are welcome

Thnks. Thr is smthin am trying to do again. Finding it hard to resize block. Am using business responsive theme and the style.css file (I dnt hv layout.css) doesn't seem to have place for doing block resizing. Wondering if u have a simple way of doing that in drupal 7. I will send u the school URL when am through with the design. Thnks again

romme2u:
calm down i am no where close to where u are. i am actually down south

but u should set up ur fields in a particular content type exactly as you need them to appear in views. i am not conversant with views slideshow but if u need slideshow in a page, u can use responsiveslides module.

STEPS

1. create a new content type that has one image field - it can contain other fields if u like.

2. add content using the content type u created earlier and upload the pics u intend to use for the slideshow - one pics in each content u create

3. create a view and create block display within the view

4. set the views to show fields under format

5. select responsiveslides as format under format - settings

6. then choose the fields u created under fields

7. u can set filter criteria as u wish

the instruction above assumes u have install and enable responsiveslides module. by the way i prefer responsiveslides to views slideshow, it keep things simple. no configuration needed. just install and enable. moreover i am assuming u are conversant with drupal 7 and views ui in particular.

if u encounter problem read the instruction on the responsiveslides project page. success in ur endeavours

1000likes for my brother. I will get back to you. Let me work on that.

Worked like a charm bro! Thank u so much. Just the same steps except that yours is oversimplified and focused on main stuff.

romme2u:
what is ur location?

i could be of help but will only be free form next weekend.

Sagamu. U mean coming weekend? I'll be available. I'm having serious issue with view and view slideshow modules. unnecessarily complex module.

todhost:
You are welcome! You can learn Drupal by using our knowledgebase at https://www.todhost.com/knowledgebase/16/Drupal and following our Blog at https://www.todhost.com/blog

Bor thanks. Went thru your blog days ago. I searched for tutorials on how to use views and slideshow modules to generate sliding text and images on my school website. Its just a fresh job that am trying to develop for the school using drupal. Its a free job as I try to use it to launch myself into web development. Could u pls help me in anyway. I sent u PM

Godmother:
Just let her know you are upset she kept something so big from you. That's actually the only thing you can do


Check my signature for natural ways to tighten a loose vag.ina

I want to bring a vigina to u 2help me tighten it. Its urgent.

Other d other hand, Oga OP, no worry, she still be ur girlfriend but be ready for a overly used pu*sy upon her return. But dnt worry u can tighten it and regain the original length. I hear the thing is elastic and obey Hook's law at all times.

Hac71v80r:
I have been developing websites for free for over 4years using drupal and been living on honorariums but now i am starting up the business proper. The free jobs i have done are mainly for very high profile individual and organisations so as to build my competency and port folio. Now i am coming to the main stream and dont seem to understand how the drupal charges go for. I have received up to 300k honorarium from some clients cos of the quality of the job even some do as high as 500k but i have discovered that the real game out here is not so. Who can help please with the standard costing of building drupal sites and apps.

I like u o bro mi. I'm just coming up with Drupal. I'm designing a site for my school. Such a powerful cms with overwhelming online presence. Plz permit me bro to PM u.

immortalvoices:
I was studying the Bible and I was awed by the ways and doings of the biblical prophet of old, lots of faiths and powers were on display


I do believe that they have set a standard for true and godly prophet of now these days.. So fellow nairalanders I compiled few top prophet and their ways




. I GIVE YOU THE TOP SEVEN MOST AWESOME PROPHETS OF THE BIBLE....


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SAMUEL : Samuel lived in the presence of God all his life, in fact he was the only prophet in the Bible that God literally called. That is God like went into his room and called him(awesome right, I mean how many people can boast of that huh?) but the most awesome thing about Samuel is that he is also the only prophet in the Bible that God called in his childhood. SAMUEL was a child when God called him... Totally awesome!




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MOSES : Moses was awesome. Let's forget the fact that he grew up in Egyptian court, was a prince, very smart, Led his people out of slavery, talked with God face to face (mega awesome), lifted his hand and the tide of battle changes, let's forget those awesome-hard-to-ignore facts, want to know what the most awesome thing about moses is? I will tell you..... Never in the history of human race has these two phrases "... Like a god to them" and "... The Most humble man in all the earth" been used to describe one person. Anybody who gets a taste of power becomes so prideful they literally begin to swell, but Moses(who his enemies see as a god) was humble and that is the very definition of awesomeness




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ELISHA : The one thing that stands the prophet Elisha out is his boldness. The guy was bold, can you believe he walked into enemy camp and anoints an officer of the enemy king to be king while the enemy king who by the way is still very much alive and want to kill him was a few tents away drinking with his commanders . He rebuked a tyrant king of Isreal who is known for his cruelty to those that oppose him. Just when you think these moves were bold enough, he looked his master Elijah in the eyes, a man who had called down fire to consume evil prophets of baal, who summoned rain on a land devastated by drought for three years, who divided the Jordan river by merely touching it with his cloak, a man who didn't die but flew to heaven on a chariot of fire ; Elisha my man looked at such a person and said " master... I want double of what you got. " Double of Elijah's powers?! Tell me you don't think that's awesome and I will shoot you.




ISAIAH : Isaiah son of Amos deserves to be on this list because he was fearless, he commanded respect. Isaiah was more respected than the Kings he served.

Three things qualifies Isaiah for awesomeness :
* his dramatic calling where in his first vision he was taking up to heaven which he describes in detail(for those who want a picture of heaven look up Isaiah 6) in that vision an angel used a coal to touch his mouth through which he absorbed his sins (just like that no more sin, I want one) then he heard the voice of the LORD asking 'who shall I send? Who will go for us?' Isaiah replied ' hear I am, send me!'

* Isaiah also predicted very accurately I might add the birth of Jesus ( Isaiah 7 v 14, Matthew 1 v 23)

* And lastly he made the most wicked king in Israel's history king Manasseh ( a man who is known for sacrificing his own son to idols, somebody who God himself describes as a king whose sins surpasses that of both the former kings of Isreal and Judah combined together) to repent of his ways and turn to God. As a result one of the deepest prayers of forgiveness in the Bible was recorded.




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JEREMIAH : If God said to me " before I formed you in the womb, I knew you, Before you were born I set you apart. I appoint you as a prophet to the nations, do not say ' I am too young' you must go to everyone I send you and say whatever I command you. Do not be afraid of them for I am with you and I will rescue you ". Then touched my mouth and said to me" I have put my words in your mouth, see today I appoint you over the nations and kingdoms to uproot and tear down, to destroy and overthrow, to build and to plant ;get yourself ready : stand up and say whatever i command you. Do not be terrified by them or I will terrify you before them. Today I have made you a fortified city, a bronze wall an iron pillar to stand against the whole land, against kings, their officials, their priest and their people They will fight against you but will not overcome you, for I am with you and will rescue you ". (Do you know what proud me I will do....?) I will call the presidents of all nations to come and bow down before me, I'll uproot those that will not, tear down anybody that challenges me, destroy any form of resistance and overthrow any government that's a threat . Then I will build a big castle for myself, plant a beautiful garden in front of it... Then I will have it written across the skies that I am the king of the world but Jeremiah is not me so instead he humbled himself before kings, their officials and the priests and their people. He offered advice to kings,prophesied to the nations, led the priests in praise and worship even when they threw him in a well, he still begged God not to destroy them and pleaded with them to change their ways. And that was awesome.



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ELIJAH : "the power of the LORD came on Elijah and tucking his cloak into his belt he 'ran' ahead of Ahab all the way to Jezreel" (1 kings 18 v 46). Now the Ahab in question was 'riding' to Jezreel on his royal chariot (chariots were the fastest means of transportation in ancient times) The speed of a chariot depends on the number of horses attached to it. A normal chariot has two horses attached to it and it's speed(on a free way) is equivalent to that of a sports car doing 350 mph. Now a royal chariot consists of a minimum of six horses attached to its chariot (no need to tell you the speed at which such a chariot would be moving) yet Elijah "ran ahead of " it to its destination (super speed baby, super speed! )
Elijah had super speed and that's him on a boring Thursday.

Here's what he does on busy week days: commanding the skies to withhold the rain until he says otherwise, calling down fire on two separate captains and their fifty men, getting fed by Ravens day and night (doesn't have to cook), blessing a poor widow abundantly and while he was at it, raising the dead son of the said widow back to life. Then at weekends : he challenges 450 prophets prophets of baal to a contest, calls down fire (yeah he's got a thing for fire) from heaven to consume slaughtered Bulls that's drenched in water, hangs out occasionally with God himself on mountains. He's so Cool and awesome that he didn't die but went to heaven alive in style (on a chariot of fire).




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DANIEL : Daniel was very smart, very wise, could see visions and interpret it, he even ate his vegetables, Daniel was so awesome that he told a king " your days are numbered; you're going to die" and he was rewarded for it by that king by making him second in command over the whole Babylonian empire. Daniel was friends with every king that came to power in his lifetime; they look at him and they get like 'man you're awesome, come work for me and am not taking no for an answer'. But what made Daniel a part of this list was his awesome unwavering faith in God he displayed when his friend king Darius forcefully (yea I know long story) made a decree that no one for the next 30 days should pray to any god but himself king Darius.

Now if I was Daniel I be like 'God please just 30 days, forgive me I promise after the 30 days I'll pray to you more than I would have done in those days; I don't want this man to kill me'. But Daniel didn't do that, he prayed seven times a day and that did not change when he heard the decree ... Even when he was thrown in with the Lions he still prayed to point where Rocky one of the Lions in the den told him "boss c' mon you know we ain't gonna eat you... You too awesome for that shii , God has shut our mouths. But don't worry come the morn' you gonna be free and the muh'fuckers who put you here will be our breakfast" . And so it was, Daniel was released and the bad guys were eaten. Mr D was one of the few people that predicted the end times. all in all Daniel was awesome



Written and compiled by immortalvoices


please help me get to a wider audience this Sunday.. Thanks so much.

OP infact u are awesome

menxer:
How so true, but the irony is our parents who were farmers sent us to school to get an education to escape being farmers and the life they lived, instead of getting an education, come back, take over and upgrade the farming with modern technology and techniques.

I am guilty as charged for patronizing foreign online stores mostly.

Bro u can't blame urself for this. Not 100%. What choice do we have? Everything we need are imported. And yet we need those things and so we must buy them. This article is nothing but pure truth. We have to go back to that basis. Hard times await.

This is one thing and the only thing Africans know how to do. Get money, get more money, get money again and get more money and then start showing off in exotic cars and private jets. End users of developments

Afrok:
Stop giving yourself headache Op, the guy has not said anything but been friendly, u are just insinuating everything.

Stop thinking for him coz u are not in his mind except u are interested, if you are not, face your business coz his life is his business and until he tries to make his personal life part of your business, continue to be a neighbour to him.

op lacked wisdom!