₦airaland Forum

ochukwuma15:
Nairaland is not a faceless forum bro.
I don't know why people have that notion.

With that basalt you wrote as your username, all info about you can be uploaded including when you had sexx last.

In your wildest dreams

scarramenga:
The day you learn how to compose a sentence.

I'm not laughing with you guy but you really need to grow up, that picture I see up there is a mature guy but your attitude is too childish seriously.

scarramenga:
lol just talk say you wan see my mama and sister pinshure so you go fit w@nk to am, oya take knock yourself out

When will you everget sense?
So you had to upload the pix of your mum and sis on a faceless forum to prove a point.
SMH

talk2saintify:







This to me is Stupidity!!
Davido Should better spend his money wisely
Let Consider a situation where davido loses all his Money
DaFvck Chioma is not going to stick with him!!!











Where is my Money

Have you researched about his family background?

CarlosTheJackal:
if you want to hear funny testimony just attend Sign Fireman church in Surulere.


A woman shared a testimony of how the Prophet asked everyone to raise their money last Sunday that after the prayers she took her 1k to the market and so she spent the money buying two bags of foodstuff and still she was still left with 300 naira.


I was just vexed and i asked a lady close to me if it was possible and she said that nothing God cannot do. I just knew that the lady was more stupid than the woman testifying

Hahahahahahahaha.
This thread just made my day. Full of funny comments

chibwike:
A woman put Lords chosen sticker in her gas..


And she did not fill it for 2yrs

LWKMD

trustworthy1:
I have once listened to a testimony on TV where one woman said she used to involve herself in salon business (fixing weavon, plaiting people's hair with attachment etc ),but she has repented.

Hahahahahahahaha

CaptJeffry:
Known cultist like Kanayo O Kanayo will be driving big SUVs whereas this monkey will be mounting okada with an account balance of N2k and be claiming cultist.

Hahahahahahahaha.
Guy you don make my Sunday with humor

MsLalasticlala:
Biko it's all guys... U in particular.... I will enjoy a lesbian rape me than a stupid man... I hate men with passion, why will the hegoat want to sleep with her In the first place... With his smelling dick

You are either a heartbroken lesbian or a lunatic

pedrilo:
Reminds me of my ordeal with a female in d same abj.
I fell in love with a colleague, we started out as friends. She always asked for financial assistance and I do sort her out sometimes.
On a certain Friday after work, she asked me to buy yam, potatoes and onions on my way to her crib cos we planned seeing after work and my place is very far from hers.
Got to her place past 8pm wit her yams etc, we both went out to buy fuel for her gen which I paid for, then returned to her place, ate togeda and started gisting.
At exactly 11:46pm, she asked to know wat time I intend to go bak home and I was surprised!
This babe changed it for me and said I cnt pass the nyt in her house. I was beyond embarrassed!
I called a friend to come n pick me wit his car and he did.
I left her place with few drops of tears. I was seriously hurt.

Hahahahahahahaha, chaii. You cracked my ribs

Paulpeterparker:
they strip him unclad because they saw him with condom and because he is a gay? Africa is really a desert. misplaced priorities. how does his act affect them? now I agree with Donald Trump. meanwhile let's pray for Benue .

I was having pity on Benue indigenes until I read how they killed Igbos returning from the North during Biafran war.

Karma is a bitch

thesuave10:
I judge them everyday from Mumu oyedepo to oyakhilome to oyedepo to mbaka to this foolish Gay pastor

How dare you include Rev Fr Mbaka?
Or are you talking about another Mbaka?

If na joke stop am

Thunder fire FG.

When I serve finish na em they know say them go increase allowee.
Intact their mama for there

sprints1:
HOW TO WIN BIG BROTHER NAIJA

STEP 1
Be Humble, Behave Like A Reponsible Fellow Act Like U Love Everyone Be Fun & Sociable Not Like LOLU OO That is Boring Like Watching MALAGA VS LAS PALMAS

STEP 2
Dont Gossip I Repeat Dont Behave Like Mrs. Tobi Dont Bad Mouth

STEP 3
Stick With A Female Partner Fucck Her If U Like Make Sure U Earn Her Trust Not Like BAMTEDDY/LOTO Nonsense Boring Relationship OOO

STEP 4
This One is Jara But Not Neccessary Win In House Games

Since you already know the steps, Why not go and win it yourself in 2019?

CeCe wining this show after heavily insulting Tobi will be a terrible embarrassment.

I want Tobi to win as a compensation for the heavy insult he received from CeCe

I have always maintained my ground that dating without sex is nonsensical.

Sex is the major confirmation and entitlement for Love

enohoefe:
So I should start posting stuffs on social media right? No vex! Take it or leave it, as long as you’re from a shithole country like myself don’t be deceived by the many funny European working standard dreams, I can’t start counting my achievements. But I know I won’t get such even in 5 years in the so called working countries, that is if I have to save every penny I get paid.

And please they don’t sell kidneys here, how much is a kidney transplant ? So how will he afford to even build a house with sale of kidney? Nigerians na wa. Don’t be deceived, Malaysia is Bae

But what do they mainly do there to earn more money than other parts.
You seem to condemn the working standard.

What exactly do guys do in Malaysia that brings them money more than those in Australia even though Aussie pays higher wages?

enohoefe:
Now you’re playing it downstream, Malaysia is growing at an extreme fast pace, they are becoming more like America, those things you mentioned, there is less difference , for the fact the Australian dollar is a little higher than the ringgit 3-1 doesn’t make it a country with bad economy. They are growing and it’s very steady. Australians take here as their second home. The OP is giving a poor write up because there is really nothing much to write home about. Malaysia is no longer a third world country, they even have a high business rate and ease to do business compared to Australia in the world index rating. Take a chill bro, come here and see for yourself. I will be in Australia before the end of the year, I keep postponing because it’s BORING.

What do you do for a living in Malaysia?

U heard Nigerians in Malaysia cut palmfruits and sell kidneys for a living

hopefulLandlord:
Even the Israeli don't believe any of that crhap, that's why only 2% of Israeli are Christians

Religion in Israel (2014)
Judaism (75%)
Islam (17.5%)
other/unknown (4%)
Christianity (2.0%)
Druzism (1.5%)

these guys who's ancestors lived during Jesus time and interacted with him didn't believe he was dying for them but a Nigerian read a book and quickly concluded the Jews are wrong. A slavery endorsing book handed to them by their pink skinned slavemasters. They then started hallucinating and seeing images of an actor who played the Jewish zombie in a film

Are you a human being or a robot?

AlfaSeltzer:
So Pilate's words are now divine truths?

And where did it contradict what I narrated?

Anyway see the epic reply Mr Pilate got:

John 19:7 King James Version (KJV)
7 The Jews answered him, We have a law, and by our law he ought to die, ....

You see, he was tried, found guilty by a grand jury of his peers and punished accordingly.

You are just a disgrace to humanity, that is if you are a human

moscobabs:
Religion has eaten up Africans brains how on earth would somebody in his/her right senses think that Prayers makes u pass exam or it makes u rich? African gullibility is on high level.

RIP anyway.... When next you come to this world don't come Africa so you can be able to read well and pass your exam

What a contradiction, you don't believe that prayers can make one pass exam but you believe in the next world

survivor1986:
Do you know he can dangle the braids forward and backward with his prick when erect, but he cannot do that left and right. Reason is, the muscle at the base of the penis that anchors to the corpora spongiosum and cavernosa(body of the penis) has no sideways action. The muscle only has up and down movement.

Hahahahahahahaha, chaii.

Nairaland get people shaa

Vecto:
You're obviously not informed. Go look up the definition of both words and see the difference. If you're yet to figure out that merely side talking in an exam hall is an example of exam misconduct and not mal practice then you still have a long way ahead of you.

Stark illiterate.

You are obviously a local tout who goes about painting black images white to exonerate themselves from blames.
Inshort you are a big disgrace to Western education.

Misconduct ko, misconduct ni
Keep on typing gibberish deceiving yourself

BankeSmalls:
Just because his head is cracked does not mean he is dead! Heck, even people without brains are ruling this country?

They should get him to be treated in London too.

You are a disgrace to humanity

Vecto:
You're conflating terms. Malpractice is different from Misconduct. The former I've never done, but the latter...well

If you know, you know.

Oga na you Sabi wetin you dey type because to me it's gibberish.

Anything against exam rules is examination malpractice.
Trying to term it misconduct is just trying to be euphemistic

Obi1kenobi:
Speak for yourself. I can tell you I've never cheated before in an exam. Ever. I never took primary school exams seriously enough to cheat in them. My JSS was spent in Loyola Jesuit College in Abuja, a missionary school where there were very stiff penalties for cheating (at least a suspension from school). Even by the time I left that environment in my SSS to a school where cheating in exams was routine, it was part of my values. Funny enough, I wouldn't say it's because I was such a righteous person. I simply never cheated due to personal pride and integrity. It made me feel like a dullard to ever ask anyone anything in an exam or try to copy anyone's work, so I prided myself on doing my work independently.

But not cheating never affected me at Secondary School level because I was a good student. Where I felt the temptation hardest was in University where I was a slacker and truant and my grades cratered badly and the stakes were very high on coming out with good results. But again, even when I saw my mates cheat and I knew I was struggling, I couldn't bring myself to do it. It's not inevitable that everyone must cheat in exams.

Keep on deceiving yourself not me

KushyKush:
The kind topic whey dey make Frontpage sef.

So I should confess I cheated during an exam?

Make my VC come see my Dp and withdraw my certificate?

Are you well at all?

How you wan take carry expo for accounting courses sef?


I am sorry, I never cheated during any exams... I passed all my exams because I read and understood the questions. Duh!

There is no Nigerian who studied in Nigeria that will claim that he is 100% innocent of exam malpractice, quote me anywhere.

I repeat, NO PERSON IN NIGERIA.

Everybody cheated in either one or all these exams
1. WAEC
2. common entrance
3. Jamb
4. Degree exams
5. Quiz

etc

And remember that even giraffing or asking questions during exam is cheating too

Kingzy4pep:
Abeg come introduce me to your business na. This your moniker eh, Did you study geology?

Yeah. I am a Geologist with

2.1 certificate
Petrel certificate
HSE certificate

But who all these things EPP?

I have decided to hustle on my own since I am still young and reasonable jobs aren't coming

Motorcycle/Keke Tube and Tyre.

It really moves well.

You buy straight from importers and sell to retailers.
Though it involves money, importers won't sell small number to you.

But please make sure you learn any business before starting to avoid getting wrecked

MrKong:
Hahaha, you know nothing bro. Good luck in your business

Thanks bro

MrKong:
I just dey laugh people wey dey talk say final list no go comot abi say dem don get the job cos dem go one yeye screening open one yeye file and fill some yeye forms, Na today dem dey fill form for Nigeria?

Me I no do any of the wahala wey una don dey do since beginning of this recruitment and it's dead sure that my name will be in the final list. And na one unfortunate somebody name dem go comot

LOL. Stop giving yourself unnecessary hope bro.

As for me, though I am expecting my name on the final list (because I made some fantastic deal with those on top) but I doubt I might even accept the offer if I am finally given the job because I have already started a business and the money inflow is not easy to ignore for immigration job unless I will have some time to combine with my business