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The worst thing anyone will do to himself is listening to all these hypothetical suggestions of leaving your Palmoil till december.

I listened to that fallacious advice last year and lost heavily.
The fact is that nobody can always predict the price movement of Palmoil just as Someone can not always predict the price of crypto.
Buy low and sell high. That's the only way to make profit in this business.

I have sold all my ten drums of Palmoil at #8500 per keg and I have absolutely no regret even if the price later reaches #10,000

NwaAmaikpe:



The saddest part of this story is that a corper who is a leader of tomorrow is already engaging in fraud today.
What type of future leaders are we grooming in Nigeria?

All she was asked to do was to serve and she's already skipping attendance.

The corper erred to have earned this discipline from the deacon who like my parents is a disciple of Proverbs 22:15.
Don't forget that this is Africa where the child doesn't belong to the parents alone.

And that corper is old enough to be the principal's granddaughter.

So if x = y + 3z
3z - x is still y.

You really sound educated. I find it hard to believe that an educated man can be this foolish

pocohantas:
I don't do okirika underwears.
Never liked the idea...

Some are really ugly and cheap, but surprisingly I have seen expensive okirika pants. They were mostly designers that would sell at a more expensive rate as brand new. Made me wonder why anyone would buy an expensive Fairly used pant, just because it is a known brand.

I buy okirika clothes till now.
Bought one yesterday sef

I thought the pant you wore the last time we saw was okirika, never knew it was brand new

Gratefulheart01:
What about Charlie boy's daughter, the cucumber girl, Afrocandy etc?

They ain't males. He is talking about males

His hands are very big o o o.
Much more bigger than mine

schoolboij:
Truth is always painful to Wawa pigs. A core northerner is telling you what's on ground but you rather bury your head in the sand and call him come head. Why not check his history.

Another cone headed zombie on the loose

abduljabbar4:
Atiku has never been a grassroot politician (notice that no legit northerner on NL supports him) and he further shot himself in the foot when he chose an igbo man, igbos that have cursed Hausa and Yoruba people in every way imaginable. You also cant expect the Yorubas to eliminate their own as vp and go for a dispised ibo man.

The election is now igbo vs Nigerians. What of atiku dies now after winning? ibo becomes president? God forbid. Not after all their crimes.

If God say yes, who can say N0?
Is it you Almajiri cone headed man with tribal marks?

Armaggedon:
when campaigns starts you'll start to hear things like 'atiku president of Biafra' or we 'patriotic nigerians' against 'anti nigerian atiku'

Already they have started calling him a Biafran. It is only Igbos who have refused to learn that their destiny does not belong to nigeria. Every other group struggling in this election have something to gain from one nigeria exept the Igbos . tufiakwa!

Why are you so pained and foolish, Mr cone head. Why are you all cone heads so bitter?

OkutaNla:
I am so sad for KANU seeing the way his fellow ibos have forgotten about him and instead are now shouting 'Atikulate' and 'Atiku or death' all over cyberspace as if Kanu never existed. No one is even making noise about Kanu's whereabout or whatever happened to his remains. I wish ipobs are making as much noise about Kanu's whereabouts as they are 'Atikulating'.

This cone head wetin concern you and Kanu?

Are you guys from that particular region born with bitterness?
Why always salivating ontop Igbos and their choice?

For your information, the whole Nigeria is now Atikulating leaving behind the Daura dulllard.
Igbos dont vote on sentiment, we vote the best. If Atiku mess up, we vote him out and vote in another person.

You people from that particular region should stop asslicking

CityNGR:
Even without a VP we will still make Atiku president... Why is this so difficult to understand?

Let him pick Anini, Shina Rambo and Evans the kidnapper together as one for VP we will still vote Atiku

Hahahahahaha, chaiiii.
So epic

MissRaine69:
We are not on that level you and I

I don't understand what you mean by we are not on that level
I need your honest response please

MissRaine69:
Sigh
So how am I disagreeing with you?
For some it becomes a psychological crutch that is used as a way to de-stress, self soothe or punish one’s self it OBVIOUSLY does not apply to you so what’s the drama for?

Do you masturbate?

MissRaine69:
Wrong
Some can’t get a hard on when the real thing presents itself!

I started masturbation since 13yrs old, the thing is that I don't see it as a sin or something abnormal.
I don't feel guilty at all after masturbation. Though I don't overdo it because of my busy schedule but I see it as a normal activity almost all men do.
And whenever I see the real thing, I still get rock hard. Everyone is not the same

There are two feasible way to stop masturbation

1. Get Busy!
2. Get Pussy!

NwaAmaikpe:




Please don't ever think of quitting masturbation.
It is cheaper, safer and wiser.

You can't contract STIs through it.
You don't need to bother over heartbreaks or be scared of impregnating anyone.

I have been an ardent masturbator.
And as long as my hands are long enough to touch my preek; I don't see myself stopping anytime soon.

Hahahahahaha. Chaiiii

Ekitimadman:
Since Atiku emerged has PDP candidate, argument has been about who will be is VP.

Truly, SE deserves the post.. But I won't sacrifice my daily meal to you because you are hungry. You have to beg for it.

SE need to understand that Politically, SW region is more important than SE when talking about election in Nigeria.

Please am not here to argue. The votes are there. Details are there.

APC has a Combo of Hausa/Yoruba.

What do you expect if PDP present Hausa/Igbo.

That is total failure for PDP before election. 2015 results will never be the same. SW will vote same way SE votes in 2015 if Atiku present SE vice president.

Can you imagine Buhari having over 1 million lead in Lagos and over 200,000 lead in small Ekiti. That will be total disaster.
_____________________

For SE to become relevant in Nigeria politics, they need to trace back their step and apologize to their brother SW.

I want you to remember that SE votes will always be useless as long as North and South West vote goes the same way.
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No reasonable politician will leave a region with 14 million registered voters for a region with 7 million registered voters..

And also, if power comes to SW in 2023, to have Igbo presidency, that will be 2039. 8 SW + 8 North.

IGBO WILL ALWAYS BE IN TRAP OF NORTH AND SOUTH WEST

Lol. Your brain is indeed full of maggots and sewage to think SE owes SW any apology. Apology for what exactly?
Well, nothing is permanent.

SW is favoured now but don't forget they were marginalized in the past regime.
So shut up

SarcasticGenius:
Nigerians criticise her lack of talent and the fact that she is trying to use her background as a wealthy socialite to buy a celebrity status without having the talent to back it up.

Let's be real. If Cuppy was not a billionaire's daughter would anyone even take notice of her? Cuppy is simply the Nigerian version of Kim Kardashian.

What actually made kardashian rich and famous?
She doesnt have any talent

python2gbera:
See Akpu body..
Igbowl girls are naturally connected with frequent cases of gene disorders. And the reason is not far fetched.

-python2

So Denrelle, Bobrisky etc are all Igbos?

Where is your sense of reasoning?

iammo:
I really pity fayose, after alimodu sherrif showed him and wike pepper, later APC rigged him out of having his deputy succeed him and cover his tracks, then atiku bought over all delegates in dollars living him without an option of running for tambuwals vice. Now the most vindictive Fulani president and EFCC are closing in on him, with customs notified and interpol on high alert. even his usual fans from the other region are now calling him coward after all his support for nnamdi KANU, APC don't want him neither

Chaiiii, guy you wicked

KingKingKing:
Before u say anything further remember Okonjo is from Delta state SS, If this comes through then the South East are once again Schemed out of things at the centre!


first to comment , For the very first time in 2yrs, I'm in tears right now, Never knew i could make it this far.... I want to thank my Parents Mr and Mrs Ukeje for always believing in me.

I want to thank my Girlfriend Queen Who always told me i could achieve anything i set my mind to!

Years ago My maths teacher said i would amount to nothing , HERE I AM TODAY BEING FTC ON THE GREATEST AND FOREMOST NEWS FORUM IN THE WORLD!

Penultimately, I want to specially thank Seun the founder of Nairaland!

Lastly I want to thank My Nairaland Role models i always look forward to reading your comments, MYND44, SARRKI, BUTTERFLYO, HUNGERBAD, NWGENEKWU, CLIMARIN, AS ANNOYING AS I FIND YOU MOST TIMES I STILL NEED TO ACKNOWLEDGE YOU FOR YOU SEEM INTELLIGENT COMMONWEALTH!

MUMMY I MADE IT, YIPEE

Typical Afonja man. Tribal bigot

ChiefAzubuikeh:
However this is one is very extreme. Obviously he must have been using it to perpetrate heinous acts.

Never knew You Can say something reasonable

CilicMarin:
Don't worry, Atiku is going to be the President of Biafra...

Atiku Cannot Win Any State In South West.

Atiku Cannot Win Any State In The North West.

Atiku Cannot Win Any State In The North East.

Plus Buhari Will Win

Niger State

Edo State

Kwara State

Kogi State

Imo State

Ebonyi State.


The following states will be shared.

Delta
Akwa Ibom
Rivers State
Cross River.
Anambra

Then Atiku May Win the rest....

Hahahahahaha, what a comic relief by an APC zombie

PassingShot:
The battle will be very sweet and the victory will be even sweeter.

Head or tail, SW wins this one for PMB.

Should Atiku pick his VP from SE, it's a straight battle between SW and SE/SS.

Should he pick his VP from SW, the SE/SS will feel shortchanged and Buhari will even have it easier.

Note: Atiku will not see the tail of PMB in the presidential election in the North. It will be something in the ratio of 3:1 for PMB.

Are you zombies not tired of singing this old jingle?

Ok continue

WarriEsanboy:
Shame on you

Fvck you

Radicalface:
so you are to say you Enjoy and prefer masturbation to real pusssyy.. smh

Pussy is sweeter but masturbation safer

9 drums of oil for sale

#9,000 per keg

9 kegs in one drum

Location, Enugu state.

Serious buyers should qoute me

100% cash down before you carry the oil

landmark86:
Messi can never
I mean never ever
Cos ur sista puna smells

But it doesnt smell as bad as the gutter smell of your stupid mother's puna

landmark86:

The same way he raped ur sista?
Ode

No, na your mama he rape not my Sister.
My sister prefers Messi

landmark86:
The only world best I no
Every club is a HIT back 2 back
Unlike a dwarf who remain in a club for years are claimed to be the best.

CR7 man of focus

Lol, world best that rapes,
Is that one a world best?

Ronaldo is greater than Messi in rape cases not in football cases

salamiwasiu:
Oil price on the run, y this time around because I think Nov/Dec is relay year. hope price this year won't reach 20k?

How much is 25 litres in ur area now?

9 drums of oil for sale

#10,000 per keg

9 kegs in one drum

Location, Enugu state.

Serious buyers should qoute me

100% cash down before you carry the oil

OsuMustGo:
Osu people are the most miserable and callous people on earth.


The only thing they thrive in is crime
There is no area of crime they don't rule


Prostitution =A1

Ritualism = A 1

Armed robbery = A 1

Kidnapping = A 1

Drug = A 1

Baby factory = A 1

And they're shouting biaFla LEFELANDUM


USELESS PEOPLE

Na woman born this one too?