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It's a good news whether state or FG. But i wish the govt can take the issue of security on the railway serious. Considering the hell luxurious buses owners and passengers go thru in the hands of robbers,it's just a matter of time before the bad boys switch their attention to railways.

Nairaland stop messing with me ba!
I wrote b.o.o.bs. b.o.o.bs is what i wrote. That one carry more effect than bossoms

So how much does the boobs in it cost?

LeeAn Womark!!!!!
No one comes close

daviesmania:
I give it to CHRIS DE BURGH he's such a great lad.

No he wasn't. He was sleeping with his baby sitter while singing "Lady in Red" for his wife. Good singer? Yes. Great lad? Nah

I keep wondering how she must be feeling anywhere she is now. She was slaughtered just this way on Linda Ikeji's blog which is where the OP probably brought the pictures from. Someone even said the crown seems to running away from her head.
With all that's been said on the blogosphere all over Naija i dont think i can bear to say any bad thing anymore. She'll be regreting ever contesting for that paegent now

I dont really think so. Even salvation is not free. All the "worldly" things you give up for it are the payments. As for air,well i know they pay for it in our ICU.

Never met any but cant wait to meet the following people. Born2fuc.k, Mr Cork, lefulefu and probably 190 and the highly cerebral ink.nerd

lefulefu:
Omo some guys dem say thick is better but then how really thick u go like a babe may she be b4 u marry her.Me i prefer curvy average sized babes(not lepa) but i know say some guys like their babe make she thick.So can u marry a naija babe shaped like a michelin tire? /omo be honest

LWKMD. Seriously OP of all the NLers i'll like to meet in real life you and Mr Cork head the queue.

And someone somewhere will believe this story now.*smh* Daddy i really cant thank you enough for sending me to school o!!!

If he resigns who will take over? Sambo? We are back to the northern hegemony again which is exactly what the backers of these militants want.
He shouldn't resign. He has 2 urgent options he needs to pursue.
1. Grow a pair of balls. Call the bluff of anybody. Publish the names of these sponsors and go after them.
2. Call a national conference. Split the country the way it should be done.
Infact these 2nd option is the most feasible and best. It will definately happen someday so there's no reason delaying the inevitable. Yugoslavia is a prime example. It had to take a series of wars and thousands of lives lost for each region to find their levels. Something they could've done peacefully years ago.

Biting the snake?
Smothering the mouth with cloth?
Making a phone call while being dragged up a tree?
Someone need to give this guy an award for bravery or something.

I asked this question on the blog and i'll ask again. Pls who exactly is a celebrity?
This term is being thrown around these days and i'm so confused about it.
Is it determined by the number of times you appear on tv? In that case every 2 penny yoruba actor will be a celebrity.
Is it the amount of gossips you attract from the magazines and blogs? In that case Cossy Orjiakor is a celebrity.
Is Seun a celebrity cos he owns a major website?
The lady with Banky W,is she already a celebrity cos she acted in "ONE" soap opera?
I need help in this regard pls

The amount of policing his mother does for him at any of his concerts will never give a chance for him to have any quickies. Girl's story is a sham

Whew! Eeiyagaya eee

Marin running like a rabbit!!! Roflmao
Anyway i'll remind you of your comment the day Bayern directors come calling for him. Shebi Robben is almost gone.
BTW i noticed you didnt mention Goetze in ur list. That one too runs around like a rabbit?

dayokanu:
Klose is wack for Bayern and we dont miss him in any way

Let him go to a mediocre club like Lazio that matches him

Kloser indeed

That's so unfair. So he was wack when Hoeness poached him from WB back then? He was wack when he rooted Luca Toni's a.ss on the bench in the italian's last season at Bayern? Infact he was wack in South Africa right?
So Germany is thinking of winning Euro with Gomez leading the line? I laugh. Kevin Kuranyi would do better

Yeah Eren Derdiyok! Thanks for that. I'm definitely buying him on FM.
BTW my comment about Marin was for Werder Bremen. That's my favorite bundesliga team. After what Borowski, Podolski, Schlaudraff (abi ki ni won ti n pe) etc went thru i dont even know why any young german player would wanna go to that your club sef

Waoh! What a match. How did we manage to win that? Fulham were superb in the second half.
I dont like Friedel but today he saved Spurs bacon.
Yeah. When the Spurs march in!

So Mukina is married to Yaya Toure now? Hmmm O ma ga o!

Seun pls is there anything like a "Thread of the Year" award?
Pls i'm nominating this thread if that award exists. A single word of insult has not been thrown in 6 pages? On NL? That's so strange but wonderful!
*clap clap clap*

Not too confident about todays match. Too many players in Fulham's team with something to play for. Zamora, Murphy, Hughes plus Martin Jol

presido1:
Question 1: Name one North London club that is kissing SPUR'S backside on the league table?

Answer: ?

Corect answer wins you a ticket to watch Man United Vs Madrid UCL finals 2011/2012 season and two night of two at any 5 star hotel of your choice.

Call or text 0800-419-4190, calls are free from BT landline, charges from other networks may vary.

*raise hand and jump repeatedly*
"me me me Mukina should i go ahead and answer it?"

Dayo can you take time out from your bitchfest to help me pls. A Swiss player scored a wonderful overheld kick for a german club some weeks ago. I've looking for it on youtube since can't get it. I'm not sure of his club but i felt it must be B. Leverkusen. If you know the link can you give me pls?
As for your club, something that grates on my nerves is the arrogance of Bayern players. Imagine Lahm saying "Reus must play for Bayern because all good german players must play for Bayern". Imagine?
If BM keep weakening other bundesliga team by buying their best players when will any other german club apart from them be able to compete effectively in Europe?
At least make Hoeness leave Marin for me. That not too much to ask abi?

My friend works in the north while I live in Lagos. Coincidentally his girlfriend stays close to my area. He told me about her 2weeks ago on phone and begged me to seek her out just to familiarise myself with her. I duly obliged him. Lo and behold we actually discovered that we attend the same church.
Something i noticed since then is that i'm always excited anytime i'm about to see her. Before i used to be an infrequent church goer but these days i'm always in church just in the hope of seeing her.
My case is not even helped by the fact that she's always so free when she's with me. Last week she came to cook for me (i'm preparing for a professional exam and my partner is out of town) and even slept off in my bed. These days i've noticed that i'm always glancing at my phone hoping she would call. She called today and i was so excited hearing her voice. Already i'm feeling so excited about seeing her in church tomorrow now.
Really is something wrong with me? Is there a name for this syndrome? Is not even about the beauty cos though she's pretty, my gf is much prettier.
BTW I'm not seeking for advice or something. I just need to put down my thoughts maybe that would make me feel better.
Actually i'm feeling better now.

What about Bro Jero? Last time i checked he's a now big time evangelist in Cotonou laughing at Rev King for his stupidity.

Mr.Senator:
What about Jaja of Opobo? Where is he now?

I hear say he dey do godfather for heaven politics now

I wish someone will write something about "Ogboju Ode ninu igbo irunmole". Na wetin me i read for my primary school be that