₦airaland Forum

Darey_00:
abi o my broda,na Teju baby face start am

No wonder!

This is like the best thread i'm seeing on Nairaland this year.
The original post was circulating all over the net this week but the comments here are just awesome. The originator must be a genius. So much nostalgia here. God bless everyone

If only this had happened to an airline other than Arik they would've elicited some sympathy from me. But Arik? I hate them die!!!

Every thread accusing MTN of doing one thing or another must find it's way to the front page. Seriously this is turning to a vendetta on somebody's part.
@OP. This is a simple issue. The names of the winners are on their website. If you can take the time to trace them out wherever they stay you'll know if the promo is real or not. I've never won before but i know someone who won. Shikena

So much drama going on here. I wish Cudlemii could just come here and sort things out

@OP. They -i dont do it- do it with the intention of imagining how the "thing" would look like unwrapped!

See what a little bit of threat can do? Maybe GEJ should adopt this approach too against enemies of progress in Nigeria

sexkillz:
[color=#000055][size=14pt]Smh!. . . I know it's a joke. But why am i not laughing?[/size][/color]

Cos the joke was of the bonga fish variety 'too dry'. I tried to laugh too but the thing got stuck somewhere btw my belly and throat

DrummaBoy:
Thats a good start
But I hope they follow it through

Exactly what i was thinking. I hope they follow it thru. But i trust those people,the cut will never see the light of day.

Crown Prince:
@basic007, did u call me a coward for displaying maturity and candour?
Anywhere,i saw your online pic. Where r u hauling your ''generations'' to in dat ''lambourgini''

Bros dont form muscle for me. Abeg face UK na you two get matter

Mr, Cork:
Slimmi. what do you no about music? Looooooong hisssssss!!

Rflmao. Wish i know who you really are in real life!

Amazing!!

GOZILLA:
if say "lick ya speakers" came from 50 cent we would have been saying "damn he killed it bro!". smh

Funny but true.

ogugua88:
Hilson co-wrote Britney Spears' "Gimme More".

Chorus:
"Gimme gimme (more), gimme (more), gimme gimme (more)" x 4.

Rflmao. I love Nairaland!!!

Men this is turning to a real action film. How did i stumble on this thread.
Crown Prince u are such a coward! Chei! You didnt even put up any resistance to this UK guy. You just admitted everything he was saying was the truth like that. So na only woman you fit shakara for. Ole oshi!
As for you UK- whatever,who are these "we" "us" you keep refering to sef? You are sounding like a host of demons or something. This is getting creepy really

As if the Keri Hilson herself is a lyrical genius. "My name is Keri, i'm so pretty" . Rubbish

freecocoa:
I will support morocco,they have fine boys in their team,but if any of you know a team with finer boys,let me know,maybe I'll shift base.

Lol. You are right. That Adel Taraabt is a fine dude. Looks so much like Drake. As for me it's Senegal all the way. A new generation of superb talent is coming thru with. Moreover they are done with that nutcase Diouf,everything is looking up

Google+ need rebranding. Where's madam dora when you need her?
Seriously though,too many social medial networks around and it'll take serious effort for any newcomer -even for a titan like google-to convince people to move over to their's. The stress of migrating friends thru different networks is too much for lazy drones.
What google needs to do is to automatically open a G+ id for you anytime you use their search engine. Aside that it's going to take a while before they can compete with Fb and Twitter

dayokanu:
^^ But Donald Duke and fashola sef be Ajebo

Well that means we have to wait and see who is backing him. Afterall the 2 ajebos u mentioned wouldn't have sniffed govt house if not for their backers.
BTW wetin happen to ur boys last weekend. Mo sure pe ogun ni awon Hanover fi play match yen

olawalebab:
It depend on what you want to read. If you are PDP bias, thisdays will be your choice. Northern bias, you go for daily trust, igbo bias, the sun will be your best bet, ACN, you find the nation handy. Tribune has totally lost focus and bearing.

Love this analysis. And you are so right.
@OP. I think it's the Punch. And i must confess i dont know how they manage to have such a tight grip on the market as such.

@lagerwhenindoubt. I can understand how you felt. It's so frustrating seeing the perceived saviour(ACN) now acting the villain. Though i dont have any sympathy for Koro and i used to be an ACN apologist but i must admit that the party is involved in so many excesses these days. No wonder Obj was so sure the region will be recaptured by the PDP come 2015. Actually i dont even see this democracy lasting till then. Politians excesses are too much

How many thugs does he control? Is Nigeria politics for ajebo like him? He'll soon chicken out when the threats start coming. Shebi na Naija.

What has it got to with Funke Akindele OP?

Ha! It's bad o. The fear of Okafor Law is the beginning of wisdom.

This goes to ink_nerd. U are one of the most matured souls i know both in real life and e-life. The way you handle issues etc makes me feel a special connection with you. Actually i prefer my women to be the vacuose and i run from the intelligent ones but i make an exception in ur own case. Whatever you've been doing that made you so different pls dont ever change.
Do you have a blog? Must be interesting one.

Mine is quite funny. When we started the relationship she told me she'd suffered so much in men's hand cos they only use her body and later move on and would appreciate it if i dont do that to her as well. So i decided to take things easy with her.
Everytime she visits or i go to her crib we gist,kiss,hold hands(like mumu) etc nothing explicit. Later she started behaving funny and refused to tell me why. So i sent a mutual friend to her. She told my friend that i'm "dulling" her,that i dont know how to make a girl feel good in the right places. Chineke!!

saintfrank:
I couldn’t afford to buy her a B.B phone. So I was demoted

i knew someone will definitely write say this today. Cracked me up. Lol

Happy Birthday Mukina. Wish I could compose a poem for you but the mood no just catch me at all.

dabrake:
Hbd mukina2. Jst hoping dat arsenal fc completes d joy diz weekend. Pls helep us unban 190

Is that so. Been wondering where the guy has been

A lot of the names i'm seeing here are unbelievable. Chris obodo? Common guys he wasn't that bad.And pius ikedia wasn't bad also. So many piss poor players have passed thru the SE it's so diffult to point to one. But if i've a gun to my head i'll take Ayo Makinwa. So much was expected from the 'Tiger of Lagos' and he delivered so little

Balderdash!!! Global news ko local news ni!