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Yorisb:
Wanna have a look?

Lmao

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Nigerian policemen attend church?!

Decryptor:
The girl was not disturbing him per se, he was talking about someone in his friends' list who was tagging him unnecessarily with images of half-Unclad American teenagers. Seems he has removed or blocked her already

You are true to ur name. A real Decryptor!

crackhouse:
@poster, stop crediting that your useless write-up to Hon patrick. When did Hon patrick start writing in pigeon English?. Can't u leave the man alone?.

Actually it's true. He's my friend on fb and i saw the status update.

I'm so confused about all these Miss this miss that. How many paegents do we have gan?

lagerwhenindoubt:
Study Accounting  - get all the certifications and become a Politician   you can cleverly hide all those billions like Aganga did  

If you become a Lawyer - na you sabi, 1 out of every 10 out of every walking person on Lagos Island is a Lawyer in his own right.   dem too plenty

Word!

Maybe his new GCON awardee was sleeping when he made this statement

So much said so much unsaid

Outstrip:
How does a bank declare someone bankrupt

Exactly my thought

This thread is back?

maclatunji:
GEJ will almost inevitably run in 2015 Ceteris Paribus.

I really doubt that. The whole Boko Haram thing is to throw a scare into him. Judging by what happened on Oct 1 2011 i think they are succeeding with that

I knew this thread was gonna be dry unlike the one for dumb statements. Our leaders dont do the encouraging stuffs.

Nigeria has money. Spending it is the problem. Shagari or Gowon i'm not sure

Nymph node:
Tinubu has bold eyeballs enhanced by biconcave lens. Therefore enough light get to his brain faster and brighter thus giving him an illuminated brain. So he is smarter. He has other natural qualities too like his nose which turbo cools his brain, his Michelin lip- great traction for his words, his 1.8 m microwave antenna ears- well let me leave that space for you to fill.

Lwkmd. Really you are one funny dude!!!

Neither of them is smatter than the other. Ibori was simply unlucky that YarAdua died. If not so,Aondoaka would've managed to extricate him from prison by now and he would've become a kingmaker in Aso rock by now with more influence than Tinubu.
But why are we even discussing this? This is such a vile topic.

They've really come a long way. Whoever brought up that 15MB for 200naira is a genius cos that's why a lot of people bought their Sim cards

"Nigerians sha! If you know you cant afford 5 Alive why dont you pluck oranges from your backyard and suck?" OBJ in 2000

Read some smart answers to silly questions in my time but these ones carry the gun .
1. Husband comes home with flowers. Wife asks, "are these flowers?"
No they are vegetables.
2. Trying to make out with new girlfriend and you start pulling her p.anties down. She asks "what are you tryin to do?".
You are trying to help her wash it. Ode!
3. "Doctor doctor help my gf is 6months pregnant but she's not seeing her menses?"
Maybe the baby is drinking the blood. Mumu!
Can anyone think of more silly answers to silly questions?

Since the legend himself retired,almost every young Argentine playmaker/striker must've been dubbed "the new maradona". Of course non of them has gone on to achieve what the man himself achieved. But which of them is closest to him in terms of skill and/or achievement? Lionel Messi is the obvious candidate here but apart from him who else comes close to fulfilling the tag of the next maradona?
You may chose from the list below or add your own confidate
Ariel Ortega
Pablo Aimar
Juan R. Riquelme
Ezequel Lavezzi
Juan S. Veron
Javier Pastore
Andres D'alesandro.
etc.
I'll pick Riquelme. His composure on the ball is awesome. Such a pity Maradona messed up his international career.
PS. I didnt mention names like Crespo,Bastituta,Tevez,Higuain etc cos these are purely strikers.
The poll is about playmakers/strikers

Na wa o. They just dey dash my guy slaps anyhow. But how come i never heard all these be4?

And the OP was there when the governors were doing all these right? And when he was asked to expantiate he said 'everyone knew oshiomole is always h.orny'. As if everyone knowing made it a valid claim. People just go around assasinatin characters for no reason. Smh

buzugee:
lol now you are just patronizing me. i do detect a hint of sarcasm.

Lol. I'm quite suprised it took you so long to know he was being sarcastic. Actually it's the exchange btw u 2 i'm following in the whole thread

@buzugee and aribisala. Thanks guys. I'm learning new things today.

This nairaland sef. I wrote h.orny he come change am to hot!

One thing i dont understand is that anytime i hear this sort of stories it's usually in countries like Italy, Spain or Portugal. No one has mentioned Britain or Germany for example. Are the men in these 3 countries particularly so Hot or something

daviesmania:
Wat.a.kwan rude dude, me rastaman wanna smell your ponany.

Lwkmd!
@OP. Unrealistic. Not gonna waste my energy

Joagbaje:
She wasn't well instructed. If you do a long fast, you ought to take water. It help expel poison from the body, the body needs liquid. Lack of food would not have killed her, it's lack of water.

Nice one these. I dont know her financial capabilities but her problem is nothing a good gynecologist cant solve

Same way nothing happened on 9.9.09, 10.10.10, nothing bad will happen on 11.11.11 except Boko Haram  thinks otherwise which frankly is nothing new.