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Gamji007: Its because there is a connection between Goodluck Jonathan and David Moyes!

I hope you get the logic!

CLUELESS!!!

Kindly help check the VIN: 1HGCM66585a052454
Thanks

Kindly help check the VIN: 1HGCM66585a052454
Thanks.

See dem! Dumb arses

I remember stepping into a store to buy a bottle of Jack Daniels, packaged the drink and stepped out after paying up.

Having covered some few distance away from the store, I heard the Indian store man calling me back. I turned and walked back to him.

"Hey man, you didnt take your change"- forcing dozens of coins(all kinds of sizes and weights) into my hands.

I waz like- "what tha 4k!!!! You called me back for 4king COINS!!!!" - Cant even remember when last I saw coins.

My friend that was with me just said- "Oboi if u no want make you give me- this alone go cover bus tickets".

I never knew coins get value.

From Barking took Hammersmith and city Line, arrived at Paddington and joined another train to Reading.

Nah so I go enter first class coach o.

I was the only black dude on the train, this old lady came over and told me I was seating on her seat- that it was reserved.

Na so I jump enter another seat- then a average aged man came, told me I was on his seat, jumped to the third seat. Another person came and said the same.

People were just looking at me. I was so so embarrassed- I just stood up and waited at the rear until the train started moving. Looked for an empty seat and jumped in- pretended to sleep all the way.

[quote author=C. whyte]With 200k starting capital? I am sorry I can't.[/quote]OMG!!!!!!

[quote author=FunnyPikin.com][b]
Guy!! Ive been watching you with keen interest on Romance section for the past few Months, See Your Past Questions here

1- Whenever I Kiss My Girlfriend, There Is Something She Does That Annoys Me
2- This My Girlfriend's Character Is Killing Me...please I Need Advise!!!
3- I Just Discover My Online Girlfriend Has Moustache, Plz Advise Me
4- I Slept With His Wife, Now He Wants To Make Love To Me As Compensation
5- Is Anything Wrong With Having A Girfriend 15 Years Older Than I Am?
6- My Girlfriend Refuses To Shave Her Armpit.....please Hel
6- She Has Bad Table Manners
7- She Catch Me As I Dey Yansh Her Junior Sister?
8- I Want To Marry A Female Nigerian Celebrity
9- I Want To Impregnant Her To Keep Her Away From Cheating
8- My Girl Friend Want Me To Disvagin Her But Am Scare because Of Pains
9- I Took A Blood Oath With My Girl And Now I Want To Break It, Please Help
10- My Wife Has Started Doing Private Midnight Call

Haba bros!!! Na only You Get all these Problem ??
You need T.B. JOSHUA for Immediate Deliverance[/b]

Source: https://www.nairaland.com/andyblaze/topics[/quote]OMG!!!!!

emmanuel ewumi: I still stand to be corrected by the time lottery business become the largest employer in an economy, that economy is sitting on a time bomb.
I guess lottery business is also the largest employer of labour in japan, US, Canada, Germany etc.

I quite understand and respect your opinion.

Maybe it works that way on paper.

For me- If I wake up tomorrow morning and close down my business- Over 2000 Nigerians just lost their daily bread.

That alone has an impact on the economy, no matter how little it is.

emmanuel ewumi: By that time Nigerians will be the most impoverished people on planet earth. A country where lottery business is the major employer of labour is definitely sitting on a time bomb.

I am going to assume you don't know what you are saying.

The business is a large industry for more than 3 centuries in the UK with
over 15,000 betting shops all over and it is no secret it contributes largely to the british economy.

Most televised sports in the United Kingdom and the rest of Europe are now
sponsored wholly or partly by Internet and high street bookmakers.

Many of the bookmakers are sponsoring some of the major football teams in the
major European football leagues that you sit down in your house with your laptop
on your lap and watch eg Stoke city, Werder Bremen, Real Madrid, Newcastle, Spurs etc

In Singapore, Sweden, Canada and Japan, the only legal bookmaker is owned and operated by the state.

Why have all these states not blown by the time bomb?

Not everyone digs Terry G

What ladies want?

Hmmmnn

A jaguar in the garage and a lion on the bed.

JulianBond007: LASTMA should start arresting commercial bus drivers who pick passengers at Car Wash bus stop. The reckless drivers abandon the designated bus stop and use the petrol station on the car wash bus stop to pick passengers. You need to see the way these animals display foolishness to pick passengers with their buses. Smh
RIP to the LAWMA guy!

People will always complain, calling The Lagos state government names.

When they were ban and restricted to service lanes, people complained but it's effect at the end of the day is a big plus.

Same goes for the ban on okadas.

Chamackh: How do you know the guy is Igbo?

Straighten up, there was no where he mentioned any tribe.

MajeMedia: Forbes person of the year - Agriculture
IMF second runner up for IMF Presidency - Finance
Central Banker Manager of the Year (world wide) - Central Bank
Alternate President of OPEC - Petroleum


i'm smiling

Keep smiling

One Day the Poor Will Have Nothing Left to Eat but the Rich!!!

Nah APC people!!!

adconline: Speaker is as corrupt as Jonathan. Same speaker that is in the house with Farouk and Co? Same NASS that is taking over 10% of the budget? Same NASS that is the highest paid in the world? Executive and NASS are in competition for the most corrupt arm of the govt.

Like when Joe was in the goverment house when Alams was stealing billions!!!

Someone just gained more millions. . . . .

This service could cost another N1B!!!

Bunch of crooks!

I cant help but keep loving this dude!

Jaggo is the truth!!!!

Yesterday was Catholics going to hell, today nah Mandela. . . .

I no even wan understand this religion again sef. . . . .

I remember Patience mama burial. . . . .

In this case

No burial committee. No asoebi. No budget. No extravagance.

immortalvoices: Ode...even after you see the school website

So sug in his capacity no fit knw the outcome of the meeting btw the school senate and VC including lecturers?

I have gone through what you are experiencing at the moment and worse during the Abacha Regime.

VC's, Senates, SUG's don't call off ASUU strikes!!!!! Get the word from your local ASUU unit and that's it.

Stop getting excited!!!

Dude looks like Trey Songz.

Cool

curtain: A FRIEND FROM THE NORTH JUST REPORTED TO ME THAT KADUNA STATE UNIVERSITY(KASU) HAS ABANDONED THE SHIP OF ASUU AND HAS SET RESUMPTION DATE ON THE 9th DEC. CAN ANYONE PLS CONFIRM THE AUTHENTICITY OF THIS REPORT?

Nah SUG call off the Delta state ASUU strike, maybe Kaduna state own nah Kegite e go be.

9jaBrid: What makes it a lie Mr.? Give us proof Mr know all.

Nah SUG declare strike before, why SUG presido dey call off strike?

stebell: My guy take am easy yu hear.
yu see dat state govt helicopter, na Rivers State govt get am.
Yu see dat NNPC helicopter, na Federal govt get am and as such de man Wike who happens to be a minister can use de govt property de way he deems fit.


we in de South South are anxiously waiting dor Amaechi to decamp. we are tired of his noise every where. I tot he said he wants to consult with de president b4 joning APC why is he still in PDP.

The president has told him to go ahead n join de APC no need for consultation.







My guy

You are s/s too right?

[b]1. Iyabo Bello Obasanjo - N300 Million
2. Igbinedion embezzled Edo’s N19bn —EFCC
3. Money Laundering: Group Sues EFCC Over First Lady Patience Jonathan's $ 13 Million Fraud
4. EFCC Arrests Bode George, Dabo, Accuses Them of N100 Billion Dirty Contracts
5. N2.4 b: Nyame Must Face Criminal Trial - Supreme Court
6. Efcc Files N700m Fraud Charges Against Dariye, Others
7. N100 Million Scam - Court Grants Boni Haruna's Aids Bail
8. EFCC declares Ibori wanted over N44bn fresh corruption charges
9. Money Laundering: Orji Kalu Loses bid To Stop Trial Was in
10. DSP Alamieyeseigha pleads guilty-jailed 2 years
11. Gov. Daniel faces indictment for corruption and abuse of office.
12. Atiku Abubakar, of diverting more than $ 100m (£51m) in public funds to private interests.
13. THE 54 MILLION NAIRA BRIBERY SCANDAL IN THE NIGERIAN SENATE IS NOT A SMALL MATTER
14. Ex-gov Turaki’s N30b used to finance third term project
15. $16B Power Scam: IBB’s Allies Call For OBJ’s Arrest

THIS IS ANOTHER VERSION SAID TO HAVE BEEN RELEASE BY EFCC IN 2010: S/No/ Name on case File/ Amount Involved

1. Ayo Fayose - N1.2 Billion
2. Adenike Grange - N300 million
3. Saminu Turaki - N36 Billion
4. Orji Uzor Kalu - N5 Billion
5. James Ibori - N9.2 Billion
6. Iyabo Obasanjo-Bello - N10 Million
7. Lucky Igbinedion - N4.3 Billion
8. Gabriel Aduku - N300 Million
9. Jolly Nyame - N1.3 billion
10. Chimaroke . Nnamani -,N5.3 Billion
11. Michael Botmang - N1.5 Billion
12. Roland Iyayi - N5.6 Billion
13. Nyeson Wike - N4.670 Billion
14. Kenny Martins - N774 Million
15. Patrick Fernadez - N32 Billion
16. Prof. Babalola Borishade - N5.6 Billion
17. Boni Haruna - N254 Million
18. Femi Fani-Kayode - N250 Million
19. Prince Ibrahim Dumuje - N774 Million
20. Bode George - N100 Billion
21. Rasheed Ladoja - N6 Billion
22. Four Snr Zenith Bank Managers -N3.6 Billion
23. Mallam Nasir El-Rufai - N5.2 Billion
24. Prof B.Sokan, Molkat Mutfwang, Michael Aule, Andrew Ekpanobi, (All Directors) Alexander Cozman(MD,In termarket Ltd).- N636 Million 25. Dr Ransome Owan, Mr. Abdulrahman Ado, Mr. Adulrasak Alimi, Mr.Onwuamaeze Iloeje, Mrs Grace Eyoma,Mr. Mohammed Bunu, Mr. Abimbola Odubiyi - N1.5 Billion
26. Tom Iseghohi, Muhammed Buba, Mike Okoli,(GM&Manag ers of Transcorp Group PLC) - N15 Billion
27. Dr Albert Ikomi - N43 Million
28. Dr Yuguda Manu Kaigama - N17 Million
29. Chief Joe Musa, DG Natioanl Gallery of Art, Olusegun Ogumba, Chinedu Obi, Oparagu Elizabeth, Kweku Tandoh, (All Directors of NGA) N1.012 Billion
30. Olagunju, Ex. Sec. National Commission for Mass Literacy, Adult & Non- Formal Education. Joshua Alao, Alice Abang, Jibrin Waguna, Ahmed Abubakar, Shehu Abdullahi, Dr Victoria King Nwachukwu, Adamu Khalid, Moses Oseni, Francis Awelewa & Bashir Suleiman N479 Million
31. Hamman Bello Hammed, Ex-CG Customs, Hannatu Sulaiman, Tajudeen Olalere, Lukman Hussain, Popular Foods Ltd & Silver Maritime shipping coy ltd - N2.5 Billion
32. Professor Innocent Chuka Okonkwo, fmr VC Imo state Univ, Uchechi Nwugo & Wilfred Uwakwe -N145 Million
33. Dr (Mrs) Cecilia Ibru - N160.2 Billion
34. Dr Bartholo-mew (Fmr CEO, Union Bank PLC) Bassey Ebong, Henry Onyemem & Niyi Albert Opeodu - N187.1Billion
35. Raymond Obieri,(Fmr Chairman,Interc ontinental Bank PLC Hyacinth Enuha, Ikechi Kalu, C.A Alabi, Samuel Adegbite Isyaku Umar, Sanni Adams N131.8 Billion
36. Sebastian Adigwe, Peter Ololo, Falcon Securities Ltd -N277.3 Billion
37. Okey Nwosu - N95.1 Billion
38. Alex Nkenchor, Ex-Bank Manager, Ebi Odeigah & GMT Securities & Assets Nig Ltd. - N860 Million
39. Francis Atuche - N80 billion
40. Adamu Abdullahi - N15 billion
41. Attahiru Bafarawa - N15 billion
42. Francis Okokuro - N2.4 billion
43. Dr Charles Silva Opuala - N2.4 billion
44. Chief Osa Osunde(fmr Chairman Afribank), and 4 directors: Jibrin Isah, Isa Zailani, Chinedu Onyia and Henry Arogundade - N55 billion
45. Mr Oladele Shittu - N139 million
46. Mr Sunday Akinyemi - N90 million
47. Hon. T Faniyi, Albert Soje & others - N3 billion
48. Adeniyi Elumaro, Rakiya Mamman,Integrat ed Capital Services Ltd - N405 million
49. Dr Erastus Akingbola - N27 billion 50. SaniLulu, & 3other sacked NFF board members - N1.5billion.

Indeed corruption has no party, religion, tribe, gender, it cuts acrtoss etc.

We are all victims. Lets fight it. It concern all of us. efccng.org[/b]

This track is so on point!

Dbanj back to his roots!

f rain c: thanks my dear,
people believe it only happene in naija,
go to spain or france and see how those white dude will suit up and go round to beg for money,
it happene everywhere not only in nigeria

Dem dey London too