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Politics › SS Economic Summit - P. Kagame, R. Giuliani, John Lipsky, Mike Mullen to Attend by Beaf(op): 2:23pm On Apr 04, 2012
[size=14pt]Kagame, others for South-South economic summit in Nigeria[/size]
PANA

President Paul Kagame of Rwanda is among the guests who are expected to attend the 2nd South-South Economic Summit in Asaba, Delta State in Nigeria's oil region 26-28 April.

Also expected to attend the summit, to be declared open by host President Goodluck Jonathan, are former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani, ex-first Deputy Managing Director of the International Monetary Fund (IMF) John Lipsky and the 17th Chairman of the US Joint Chiefs of Staff, Admiral Mike Mullen.


The private Guardian newspaper reported Wednesday that the summit, which has the theme ''investment, development, security'', was aimed at underscoring the fact that the South-South is developing and is ready for investment.

The organizers said President Kagame would bring the perspective of a freedom fighter and that of a leader who rebuilt his country from the ruins of genocide, against monumental odds.

“Under his leadership, Rwanda has been called Africa’s ‘biggest success story’ and Kagame has become a public advocate of new models for foreign aid designed to help recipients become self-reliant.

''He is billed to give a development keynote address on ‘Post-conflict Development Policies’,'' said summit spokesman Chike Ogeah.

The summit is being organized by the BRACED Commission, an acronym for Bayelsa, Rivers, Akwa Ibom, Cross River, Edo, and Delta states (the states in the oil-producing South-South region).

The first edition of the summit was held in Calabar, Cross River state, in 2009.

http://www.africanmanager.com/site_eng/detail_article.php?art_id=18190
Politics › Re: ACN Asks National Assembly To Impeach Jonathan by Beaf: 2:12pm On Apr 04, 2012
mcfestgee: Demdem and Dayokanu are most stupid and idiotic, reterded follows I have
I have seen on Naira. You guys are demented fellows to be insulting
your president. Animals.
What do you expect from ACN, a fascist party with lots of noise and zero substance? embarassed
Politics › Re: Violence, violation Of Minors Worry Osun by Beaf: 1:36am On Apr 04, 2012
Anyone that ra'pes a child should either be killed or neutered. angry
Politics › Re: You Are 70 Not 60 - Pdp Tells Tinubu by Beaf: 10:31pm On Apr 03, 2012
Gbawe: Were Igboro. Ku ise !!! Accursed like Demdem would say.
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Politics › Re: Jonathan Breaks Code Of Conduct By Accepting A Church Donation by Beaf: 9:00pm On Apr 03, 2012
maclatunji: Wooooooooooo, someone's angry. Okay you can try tomorrow since you are of-your-game today. grin grin grin
I know it isn't easy to be a winsh (and a foolish one at that), so I really feel sorry for you and others unfortunate enough to be like you; liars, losers, freaks, vultures and rumour mongers.

What sort of IQ does one need to recognise the stup!dity in a claim that someone accepted an Anglican church as a bribe?
I think one would need to be more stup!d than a stone not to see the senselessness in such a statement. I see that you are set to break all records sha.

Carry go! Nutin do you, foolishness na talent and winsh na work. grin grin grin
The church concerned is, St. Stephen's Anglican Church Otuoke. Now, go help yourself and decrease your id!ot score.

I have no further use for this thread, so if you wish to carry on with your winsh carnnival, then hey! its your call.
Politics › Re: You Are 70 Not 60 - Pdp Tells Tinubu by Beaf: 8:41pm On Apr 03, 2012
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The issue now is that since people get that ebook for N2500 and N3000, now I have got it I will only send it to anybody email for nothing less than N750. if you need it call my number on 08066642832 or 08124431638 , I will give you my account number and will send you the ebook after I confirm payment. So if you need it call me or send me email at marshaljohn10@yahoo.com
With his "football age," Tinubu can be your striker!!!
Gbawe! Gbawe!! Gbawe!!! Come oooooo!!!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Sports › Re: Formula One Gee-Spot 2012 by Beaf(op): 8:07pm On Apr 03, 2012
Vettels "other" finger:

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Politics › Re: You Are 70 Not 60 - Pdp Tells Tinubu by Beaf: 7:42pm On Apr 03, 2012
torkaka: [size=23pt]beaf! the activities marking the birthday [/b]lasted for about a [b]week.[/size]
pdp is always drinking in the toilet no wonder the country is going down the toilet
[size=23pt]Kpuho! Kpuho!! Kpuho!!![/size]

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Politics › Re: Jonathan Breaks Code Of Conduct By Accepting A Church Donation by Beaf: 7:34pm On Apr 03, 2012
maclatunji: Old boy, you are sleeping on the job O. I must report you to your boss for dereliction of duties. Oya, what is the official spin on this one? We eagerly await!
This phucking kobojunkie.

Are you the one that provided me with a job of "official spin?" Its not hard for id!ots to pop out from underneath their sceaggy rocks and bushes.
Like I said, stories like this are for winshes and vultures. It is only among their kind that the renovation of an existing church can somehow morph into a donation to GEJ.
Make una carry go jare! Winshes will be winshes.
Politics › Re: You Are 70 Not 60 - Pdp Tells Tinubu by Beaf: 7:12pm On Apr 03, 2012
torkaka: no sir i am not worried about birthday issues that probably lasted for just a week.
i am worried about the fact that the country is burning while the ruling party is more concerned about tinubu's age,i am worried i haven't had light in 2weeks while pdp is talking birthday cake,i am worried about sychopants in abuja while the likes of you are interested in state house of assembly sessions

[size=14pt]A birthday lasting a week? "Just a week?"
Lol! A day now lasts a full week! No wonder 70 years is the new 60!

Winsh don get accident o![/size]
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Politics › Re: You Are 70 Not 60 - Pdp Tells Tinubu by Beaf: 6:56pm On Apr 03, 2012
chrisosi: Season film, o ni won ton, gegegege
O ti tan, paddy mi!
Politics › Re: You Are 70 Not 60 - Pdp Tells Tinubu by Beaf: 3:53pm On Apr 03, 2012
Gbawe: Ogbeni, you are the one acting like a victim. How I deal with Beaf daily is your lot now. As per your stupid questions, I only provide answer to questions supplied by sensible posters. The day you will tell your boyfriend off for his own blind worship of GEJ and the PDP is the moment I see effort to refrain from the hypocrisy you accuse others of displaying. Run along now.
[size=21pt]HOW OLD IS TINUBU?
HANSA DI KUESHION!!!

Na wa!
Look nau, Buhari is 70... But Tinubu is "only 60!"

Broda, is my hai deceifing me?[/size] grin grin grin grin grin grin

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[size=21pt]Okongu!![/size]

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Politics › Re: You Are 70 Not 60 - Pdp Tells Tinubu by Beaf: 3:43pm On Apr 03, 2012
[quote author=Okija_juju]TINUBU!!!

60!!!huh

HOWhuh!!!

[size=14pt]Next thing he will contest for ACN youth president!!![/size][/quote]Kai! grin grin grin grin grin
One day is one day! Una go take laf wound pesin pikin o!

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Politics › Re: You Are 70 Not 60 - Pdp Tells Tinubu by Beaf: 3:30pm On Apr 03, 2012
Gbawe: Absolute bunkum. It is actually PDP and the President that have been thoroughly humiliated hence this latest desperate tirade they launch with no effort at producing proof to back their market women gossip. This current spat started with GEJ's deluded utterances that the PDP is the only democratic Party in Nigeria and that all other Parties are "one man show".

Mr. president then went on to ludicrously prove himself to be the consummate hypocrite and the "one man show" , from the Party lacking in democracy, with how he single-handedly installed Dickson in Bayelsa and foisted Bamanga Tukur on the PDP. After his slur against other parties, you expect sensible opposition to see Mr. President's own goal and not point it out? GEJ lives in the biggest glass house yet he is throwing stones. It is only the PDP that will lose in this battle of wits because, in general, they are the Party full of mediocrities and dullards.
It is not a battle of wits. The "young" Tinubu has simply been asked to prove his age and point out his fathers compound.
Does that need wits? LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!

Let us agree that Tinubu is "young at heart" But... Where is Tinubu's fathers compound and how old is the "60 year old?"
We wanna see his "degree" too. Does that require wits?

Chei! Odi kwa very risky indeed!
Chai! Hai!! Chineke me!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Ogbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!! grin grin grin grin

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Politics › Re: Jonathan Breaks Code Of Conduct By Accepting A Church Donation by Beaf: 2:36pm On Apr 03, 2012
Lol! What a thread!
Anyways, winshes and vultures must fly and congregate.
Politics › Re: You Are 70 Not 60 - Pdp Tells Tinubu by Beaf: 2:32pm On Apr 03, 2012
Efritin about Tinubu is a lie:
What is di name of im papa fillage?
Which skool im been go na?
Why e get "Toronto satifikate?"
...And so on and so forth! grin grin

A young 70 or an ooooooooooooooold 60?
General Muhammadu Buhari is 70 years old. Spot the difference!

https://www.leadership.ng/nga/sites/default/files/articleimages/buhari_tinubu.jpg

Choi! Unu go take laf wound antelope o!

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Politics › Re: You Are 70 Not 60 - Pdp Tells Tinubu by Beaf: 2:20pm On Apr 03, 2012
Gbawe: Below, the PDP telling shameless lies by asking Aregbesola to account for 100 billion accrued to Osun in 11 months when the actual figure is not even half of that. Lo and behold, the biggest wannabe, azzlicker, sycophant and most shameless liar in cyberspace, "egbon mi razist", augments it to N129 billion in the blink of an eye. Nairalander, una see unrepentant shamelessness ?

Nairaland's biggest liar Beaf wrote:


https://www.nairaland.com/793016/pdp-asks-aregbesola-account-n100bn/2
Gbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaawe! Sharrrrrrrap dia!

Is Tinubu 60 or a "young" 70? dat is di kueshion. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

My back o!

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Politics › Re: You Are 70 Not 60 - Pdp Tells Tinubu by Beaf: 2:16pm On Apr 03, 2012
Choi!
Dis thread make winsh get accident!!!!

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Politics › Power Sabotage: Jonathan Sacks PHCN Boss, Others by Beaf(op): 4:16am On Apr 03, 2012
[size=14pt]Power Sabotage: Jonathan Sacks PHCN Boss, Others[/size]
Tue, 03/04/2012 - 12:42am | JULIET ALOHAN

President Goodluck Jonathan yesterday ordered the removal of the managing director of the Transmission Company of Nigeria (TCN), Mr. Akinwumi Bada the market operator, Uzoma Achinanya; and the executive director, human resources of the Power Holding Company of Nigeria (PHCN), Mr Olushoga Muyiwa, for their failure to prevent what the minister of power, Prof. Barth Nnaji, described as “controllable impediment” to supply power to Nigerians.

Announcing the sacking yesterday in Abuja, Nnaji, in an extraordinary meeting held with all chief executives of the transmission, distribution companies and other agencies under the Ministry of Power, said the trio were to proceed on retirement. Mr. Shola Akinniranye was appointed to head the TCN, and Mr. Evarestus Mogbo named the new market operator.

He said the issue of sabotage has to be addressed by the CEOs, noting that there was need for predictability in power supply. “Professional management is required from all CEOs to ensure that things work well. We need to roll our sleeves and get to work to ensure that power supply improves,” the minister stated.

Nnaji, who frowned at the decline in power supply over the last three weeks, said the changes became necessary as part of renewed efforts towards achieving adequate and effective power supply in the country.

He, however, noted that while some of the issues are within management’s capacity to control, some were caused by nature, which is beyond human control.

Informing that water flow has been a challenge to the operational capacity of Kainji, Jeba and Shiroro power plants, he said “gas supply and transmission management needs to improve. We are not going to allow any controllable impediment to stop the supply of power to Nigerians”.

He also stated that there would be an inter-ministerial meeting with the ministry of Petroleum Resources with a view to resolving gas supply-based issues, even as he charged the new appointees to brace up in meeting the energy requirements and avoiding the disruptions in power generation.

A source who confided in LEADERSHIP said the government had to take the hard decision in order to make things right. “Just these past days that the minister was out of the country, the system went down. In fact, the minister was even summoned by the president over the power situation upon his return,” the source said.

http://leadership.ng/nga/articles/21030/2012/04/03/power_sabotage_jonathan_sacks_phcn_boss_others.html
Politics › Re: Why Boko Haram Persists, By Ciroma by Beaf(op): 1:33am On Apr 03, 2012
Fugly mofo.
Politics › Why Boko Haram Persists, By Ciroma by Beaf(op): 1:33am On Apr 03, 2012
[size=14pt]Why Boko Haram persists, by Ciroma[/size]
By Yusuf Alli, Abuja 53 minutes ago

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Ciroma Ciroma

The Convener of the Northern Political Leaders Forum, Alhaji Adamu Ciroma, yesterday said the Boko Haram menace has persisted because the administration of President Goodluck Jonathan has failed to listen to suggestions on how to curtail it.

He also said it is too early to presume that Senator Ali Ndume, who is standing trial for alleged association with the dreaded sect, had a deal with Boko Haram leaders.

He said the travails of Ndume have made some Northern leaders to stay away from finding solutions to the Boko Haram insurgency.

Ciroma, a former Minister of Finance, broke his silence on the Boko Haram insurgency in a no-holds-barred interview with Newsdiaryonline.com.

He said: “Security matters and security issues are always problems which government has got to deal with. The Boko Haram and the spread of this insecurity, in my view, originated from how parts of this country were mismanaged. The mismanagement, I believe, has spread and the resultant insecurity has also spread. So, it is for government to find solution for dealing with this insecurity.

“When the issues began to be serious in Borno, the elders and leaders of Borno advised the government that they should talk to these people, that they should withdraw the troops from the streets and that they should find a solution to ameliorate the complaints of the Boko Haram elements. A spokesman of the government dismissed their recommendation.

“Since then, similar recommendations have been made in Kano and elsewhere and they have been equally dismissed. The meaning of this is that the government has stuck to its position, in spite of the advice being given from various parts by citizens who want to see peace and security.

“So, the government has to learn how to listen to people because insecurity is a problem which government has to deal with. It affects people in their normal day-to-day life. So, the number one issue is for government to listen to what people are saying because their present policy so far has not succeeded.

“Two, the Boko Haram issue has been related to poverty and other things which affect the well- being of the ordinary people. This issue of poverty has been repeated several times in official circles. Government has got to deal with that.

“Three is about the state governments. They are always having ceremonies and talking about issues but they have not dealt with the problems of education, health, agriculture and other things which affect the ordinary man actively on a daily basis. The state governments have got to deal with this matter in a way which everybody can see that some results are being achieved.

“Every time people compare, what is happening today, they compare with yesteryears. What they are saying is that yesteryears with less resources than we have now were better managed than the present. The government has got to think very hard about it and to do what is right in order to eliminate the problems which people are talking about.”

Ciroma explained why most Northern elders have stayed away from finding solutions to the Boko Haram menace.

He said with what happened to Ndume, Northern leaders decided to tread softly on the insurgency.

He added: “The problem with security matter is that as an ordinary man, if you start intervening, the government people will accuse you of creating the problem. Look at a senator who was part of the Borno Elders who were handling the matter. Now, he is being charged to court for involvement in Boko Haram. So, that is why individuals have got to be careful what they do because government can accuse them.”

Asked if Ndume had no dealing with Boko Haram, Ciroma said: “Well, he is only being charged; you cannot say that he is guilty.

“And for somebody who is a member of the Senate, even if he is talking to someone, he is a member of the Senate; he must always use his contacts and information for the benefit of society. If you arrest him, other lesser people must be more careful.”

Pressed to comment on the political situation in the country, the elder statesman said: “I have no comment to make (A little pause).The general political situation is very confusing and the parties are not well organised. The organised party is the PDP but even the PDP; generally people don’t believe it is doing well.

“So, Nigerians, in my view, want better organised parties that are accountable for what they do and are intended to assist the country move forward.”

On the deteriorating level of governance nationwide, he said:

“It is for Nigerians to elect people who they think can do the job. If they elect people who can do the job, then at the next election, they should choose those people who can do it. You have to keep on doing it until you get it right. That is what democracy means.

Concerning the allegation that ex-President Olusegun Obasanjo might be goading President Goodluck Jonathan to seek another term, Ciroma simply said: “I don’t want to talk about Obasanjo.”

Regarding the plot by the PDP to manipulate the opposition, he said: “The PDP is there to gain power; it has gained power. It is trying to retain its power. There is nothing abnormal about that.

“It is for other people who do not agree with what the PDP is doing or how the PDP is doing it, to make their effort in order to succeed where they failed and PDP succeeded which is to have the chance to exercise power. We hope this will be for the interest of the ordinary people.”

http://www.thenationonlineng.net/2011/index.php/news/41885-why-boko-haram-persists-by-ciroma.html
Politics › Re: Lagos ACN Elders Ask Tinubu To Consider Running For Presidency by Beaf(op): 1:28am On Apr 03, 2012
Tinubu will get only 4 pathetically wretched votes:

1. Gbawe
2. Gbawe's houseboy (dayokanu)
3. Gbawe's juju priest (demdem)
4. funshint (from parts unknown)

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Politics › Re: You Are 70 Not 60 - Pdp Tells Tinubu by Beaf: 1:15am On Apr 03, 2012
"Can anyone say with a measure of certainty Bola Ahmed Tinubu's source of wealth?"
Speaking further, Babade said; "At 60 or whatever, what we believe Bola Tinubu should occupy his mind with is how to reconcile with his origin and people in Osun State, instead throwing verbal tantrums at people who are by far credible and respectable than him.”
Oga o! Is AregbeRASCAL his brother? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

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Politics › Re: You Are 70 Not 60 - Pdp Tells Tinubu by Beaf: 1:06am On Apr 03, 2012
[size=14pt]The Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) took a cursory look at former Lagos State Governor Ahmed Bola Tinubu, questioned his academic qualification, sources of wealth, identity and declared his 60th birthday celebration as false.[/size]
Agbedo! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

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Politics › Re: The Benin-Lagos Expressway Has Finally Been Fixed? by Beaf: 11:30pm On Apr 02, 2012
Gabbysky: Hurray!!! @All, if you are familiar with that road, this might be one of the great sights to see in years, I mean I was once again proud to be a NIGERIAN believe me! Just past that road to PHC TODAY (since the airfares are presently high), and I was practically in TEARS that this good could happen in my time. I then asked myself, 'WHAT TOOK THEM(F.G) TOO LONG?". The number of lives lost there, the economic punishment, jobs & appointments lost etc, (all in the past now though) seriously, I'm not GEJ supporter but whoever is responsible for that particular Lagos - Benin expressway rehabilitation, whether an individual or a group, MAY GOD BLESS YOU FOREVER, kai!!! Nigeria must survive by God's grace.
Up Jonathan!
Many people have only heard from their parents and grandparents that the road was once good. Now they can see it with their eyes.
There has been no time in the past 30 or so goddamn years when earthmovers and all sorts of fangled gizmos were packed along the road, doing fuckall, while politicians banked the contract money. How many NLers are are up to 30 years old?
Politics › Re: The Benin-Lagos Expressway Has Finally Been Fixed? by Beaf: 5:43pm On Apr 02, 2012
Iolo: How frequently have u passed that road in recent years? Are you aware that construction didn't just begin last year? Not even the year before? When did GEJ become president, acting or otherwise? I tell you that construction was on already before then.

Maybe not OBJ but Yar Adua's govt was the one who gave out the contract to RCC. GEJ can't claim 100% praise on this. At best he wud be applauded for not delaying funds or retracting the contract.
Bro, for as long as most can remember, there has been "construction" going on on that road. There have always been awe inspiring machines lining the route, but to what effect? They simply pocketted the money, decade after decade.

Lets give praise where it is due. Whatever held back the road repairs for the past few decades has been hit by the miracle of GEJ; it is like the impossible has happened.

Fresh Air!!! cool
Politics › Re: The Benin-Lagos Expressway Has Finally Been Fixed? by Beaf: 5:24pm On Apr 02, 2012
snthesis: dont want to doubt- just need clarification- is this thread stating that the entire Benin-Lagos road stretch has been fixed huh
Yes. There is only minor tidying up to do. The journey from Lagos to Benin is now 3 and a half hours (for the first time since most NLers were born).
Romance › Re: Is It A Good Thing To Double Date? by Beaf: 10:05am On Apr 02, 2012
As long as you are a young male, it is to be ENCOURAGED. cool
Politics › Re: Warri - Youths Rescue Kidnap Victim, Beat Kidnappers Mercilessly by Beaf(op): 9:59am On Apr 02, 2012
free2ryhme: call Delta state commissioner of police to find out.
The clown ordered stop and search, just when the rest of the country is liberated off checkpoints. embarassed
Politics › Re: Warri - Youths Rescue Kidnap Victim, Beat Kidnappers Mercilessly by Beaf(op): 7:51am On Apr 02, 2012
nellywise: Its good that the youths in udu are actively helping distressed victims I hope they won't be released soon. Although being a deltan Udu is in a different local government from warri
Its practically the same town. Your argument is a bit like saying Effurun or Ogunu are not part of Warri. These places have become districts, suburbs etc of the growing city.
Politics › Re: Warri - Youths Rescue Kidnap Victim, Beat Kidnappers Mercilessly by Beaf(op): 7:46am On Apr 02, 2012
A lot of Nigeria's problems would be sorted if we could all react as bravely as those youths.
It would be fun to catch some corrupt punks and beat 7 devils out of them. cool
Politics › Re: Lagos ACN Elders Ask Tinubu To Consider Running For Presidency by Beaf(op): 7:43am On Apr 02, 2012
PointB: I hope he listens to 'elders' advice. Tinubu for president? What world have we awaken to?
Its like April fool extended. grin

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