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Politics › Re: ACN's Call For President Jonathan's Resignation Is Satanic - Anglican Church by Beaf(op): 3:44pm On Apr 06, 2012
texazzpete: Why is the Church delving into politics? Why is this Anglican loudmouth expressing 'support for the GEJ administration'?

The Church in Nigeria is a BIG dissapointment, from the CAN president to this fellow.

The issue at stake has to do with conflict of interest and the impartiality of a leader being potentially compromised. This 'satanic' talk is really foolish.
This comment is satanic. grin
The church can support whoever they decide to, it is their constitutional right.

ACN's move to embroil the church in their dirty politics is truly satanic. Afterall, the Anglican Communion owns the building that was renovated; therefore, as far as they are concerned, satan has spoken through ACN.
Politics › Re: ACN's Call For President Jonathan's Resignation Is Satanic - Anglican Church by Beaf(op): 4:38am On Apr 06, 2012
ACN's ridiculous push is an example of how foolishness and desperation can easily graduate into unpredictable crisis.
Rascals.
Politics › ACN's Call For President Jonathan's Resignation Is Satanic - Anglican Church by Beaf(op): 4:36am On Apr 06, 2012
[size=14pt]Church: ‘call for resignation is satanic’[/size]
By Chris Oji, Enugu

The Primate of the Church of Nigeria, Anglican Communion, Most Reverend Nicholas Okoh has described the call by the ACN for the impeachment of President Jonathan over the church building donated to his Otuoke community by an Italian construction firm, as” Satanic”.

He described the call as capable of causing religious bigotry in the country.

Okoh, who spoke with reporters in Enugu yesterday through the Southeast Chairman of the Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN) and Anglican Bishop of Enugu Diocese, Rt Rev Emmanuel Chukwuma, demanded an apology from the ACN and its National Publicity Secretary, Alhaji Lai Mohammed for the call.

Okoh regretted that the ACN, instead of dissipating its energy on burning national issues in the country, decided to distract the attention of the president with a call for his impeachment.

The primate said there was nothing wrong for a contractor who is working in the President’s home town to build a church in the community, in fulfillment of its corporate social responsibility.

The head of the Anglican Church in Nigeria explained that the church was built before Jonathan became the president, explaining that the foreign firm only renovated it.

He called on the National Assembly do disregard the call for the impeachment of the president, insisting that the call was irrelevant and does not deserve the attention of the lawmakers.

Okoh assured the president that the Anglican Church was solidly behind him and advised him not to be distracted.

“The call for the impeachment of the president over the renovation of the church in his town is satanic and it is capable of causing religious bigotry which we don’t want. The ACN should apologise and retract the statement. We call on the National Assembly to disregard the call,” he stated.

http://www.thenationonlineng.net/2011/index.php/news/42211-church%3A-%E2%80%98call-for-resignation-is-satanic%E2%80%99.html
Politics › Re: Please Vote To Choose The Leaders Of Egbe Omo Odua On NL - Yorubas Only! by Beaf: 4:26am On Apr 06, 2012
[size=18pt]Isn't it a miracle how dayokanu's votes suddenly shot up from 0 to 23?
katsumoto was leading for such a long time, then within the space of a few minutes... Gboa! The "dayokanu's" started voting!
I take that as proof that he has at least 23 id's.[/size] cool
Politics › Re: Mali Calls On Nigeria For Help by Beaf: 2:11am On Apr 06, 2012
Do they have oil or some other stuff that they can use to pay us?
Help no be for free o! Lol!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by Beaf: 2:09am On Apr 06, 2012
andrewza: My money is on the goat. Look at its eyes. It is the eyes of a killer.
Can you imagine this yeye man? I'm saying I wanna eat the goat and he is saying the goat will win the battle!
You tink say goat get weapon pass hungry man?
I might even eat the damn thing raw! grin
Politics › Re: Do You Think Nigeria Can Actually Get Better? by Beaf: 1:04am On Apr 06, 2012
People like me will make Nigeria better (together or in pieces). It is destiny. cool
Foreign Affairs › Re: Malawi President Bingu Wa Mutharika Is Dead! by Beaf: 1:00am On Apr 06, 2012
Malawi is in some really deep shiit. They are facing thier very own Yar Adua moment; President Mutharika tried everything to sideline his Vice, Joyce Banda just as happened with GEJ in Nigeria. Right now, that country is in the early stages of a constitutional crisis.

https://faraitoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Forbes-Africa-4.jpg
President? Joyce Banda
Politics › Re: Reuben Abati's Response To Otuoke Community Church Gift To GEJ by Beaf: 7:44pm On Apr 05, 2012
Beaf: It must be really painful to exist with a low IQ. cry cry cry cry cry
Politics › Re: Please Vote To Choose The Leaders Of Egbe Omo Odua On NL - Yorubas Only! by Beaf: 7:12pm On Apr 05, 2012
torkaka: gendarmes from cameroun and boko haram are behind me, we will run you over in 5secs. infact boko haram "funmi ni coke bomb ati dynamite meji"
Ebi m pariwo! grin grin grin grin grin grin
What do you think hungry looking, k-legged boko harams and a couple of pot bellied gendarmes with two left legs can do against a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad ninja like me?
I am an earth mover, a ballistic missile, an aircraft carrier... Dude, I am a one man lynch mob.

Desola, mo n ki e jo!
Kini big deal? cool
Politics › Re: Please Vote To Choose The Leaders Of Egbe Omo Odua On NL - Yorubas Only! by Beaf: 7:00pm On Apr 05, 2012
bittyend: Urhobo wayo, please leave my desola alone.

Why do you want to break a happy home? huh
ko si mu garawa! Mo n lo si le mi with my beau jare!
Politics › Re: Please Vote To Choose The Leaders Of Egbe Omo Odua On NL - Yorubas Only! by Beaf: 6:50pm On Apr 05, 2012
torkaka: bros calm down, civilian war go happen o'
Ok o! Do you have nuclear weapons? Can you physically move tectonic plates?
Ma se e bi ose se n s'oju o! (I will show you what soap does to the eyeball) grin grin grin

--Beaf winks at delectable Desola--

Yoruba peeps, forgive my spelling. I de try sha!
Politics › Re: Please Vote To Choose The Leaders Of Egbe Omo Odua On NL - Yorubas Only! by Beaf: 6:11pm On Apr 05, 2012
Eko Ile: Not interested in another ridiculous NL rubbish. This silly crap is for ibo people with their village eze nonsense.
Just vote for yourself like Sarah Jubril and waka jare! angry

@topic
Katsumoto is gonna win!
Politics › Re: Please Vote To Choose The Leaders Of Egbe Omo Odua On NL - Yorubas Only! by Beaf: 6:07pm On Apr 05, 2012
torkaka: argh! desola, why katsumo? i was hoping you will be my olori even though i am cameroonian angryargh! desola, why katsumo? i was hoping you will be my olori even though i am cameroonian
Cool down! angry
I have already collected Desola and her lovely jiggly waist, right now she is in my house preparing egbelekokomiyo.
Energy! Once I finish that egbelekokomiyo, every week she will give birth to like 3 babies! grin
Politics › Re: Reuben Abati's Response To Otuoke Community Church Gift To GEJ by Beaf:
It must be really painful to exist with a low IQ. cry cry cry cry cry
Politics › Re: Reuben Abati's Response To Otuoke Community Church Gift To GEJ by Beaf: 5:00pm On Apr 05, 2012
This is ACN's massive "2500 seater" glittering church! cry cry cry cry
They wanted to make a big show of nothing, invent stories and fly 'winsh' craft; instead it has turned right round to bite them in the balls.
You just have to raise your hands in surrender when a so-called political party descends to the depts of sillinees:

Politics › Re: Fashola Orders Arrest Of Stray Animals by Beaf: 6:03am On Apr 05, 2012
Its animal catching day!
Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!! grin
Politics › Re: Fashola Orders Arrest Of Stray Animals by Beaf: 6:02am On Apr 05, 2012
[size=23pt]Has AregbeRASCAL been arrested?[/size]
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Fashola Orders Arrest Of Stray Animals by Beaf: 6:01am On Apr 05, 2012
[size=23pt]Has Tinubu been arrested yet?[/size]
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by Beaf: 5:54am On Apr 05, 2012
andrewza: We only spend 1.2% to 1.6% of the GDP on defense. So the government is under funding the SANDF since the international average is 2% of the GDP. And if you consider the amount of solders deployed over seas, we have more force over seas now than we ever had in Angola during the war there. So it not like these things just sit around wasting tax payer money.



[size=13pt]There is a saying. "If you want peace prepare for war" [/size]
Its true!
I wanna fight a big war with this goat. Who d'you think will win? grin

[img]https://www.nairaland.com/download/660499[/img]
Education › Re: Tolulope Fatokun Got Nine A1's: Best Result In "WAEC/NECO" by Beaf: 5:48am On Apr 05, 2012
9 A1's! shocked
What a smart babe!
Politics › Again!! EFCC Uncovers Another N9b Police Pension Fraud by Beaf(op): 5:32am On Apr 05, 2012
[size=14pt]EFCC uncovers another N9b police pension fraud[/size]
By Yusuf Alli, Managing Editor, Northern Operation, Abuja 2 hours 45 minutes ago

[img]http://www.thenationonlineng.net/2011/thumbnail.php?file=Lamored_New_EFCC_Chair_709308730.jpg&size=article_medium[/img]
EFCC chair Lamorde EFCC chair Lamorde

THERE seems to be no end to the pension fund scam.

The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) yesterday said it has uncovered another N9billion fraud in the Police Pension Office.

The cash was withdrawn between 2007 and 2008. Some of the six suspects standing trial over the N32.8billion police pension scam are said to have been involved.

The six suspects on trial before Justice Abubakar Talba of the FCT High Court in Gudu are the Permanent Secretary in the Office of the Head of the Civil Service of the Federation, Atiku Abubakar Kigo, Esai Dangabar, Ahmed Inuwa Wada, John Yakubu Yusufu, Mrs. Veronica Ulonma Onyegbula and Sani Habila Zira.

The anti-graft agency has kept key witnesses who will testify against the six suspects in protective custody.

These facts are contained in a counter-affidavit deposed to in court by the EFCC through one of its detectives, Simon Iorzua, who was a member of the team that discovered the N32.8billion scam.

The EFCC’s deposition reads in part: “That the team is still investigating the accused/applicants on account of other funds allegedly misappropriated by them while at the Police Pension Office.

“That apart from the present charge, our team also discovered that the accused/applicants in the period of 2007 – 2008 withdrew N9 billion with First Bank and there is an ongoing investigation on the involvement of the accused/applicants.

“That our team further stumbled on some other accounts being operated by the accused/applicants in other commercial banks which they did not disclose to our team during interrogation.

“That the Commission is still investigating other complaints against the applicants bordering on money laundering, fraudulent acquisition of properties and misappropriation of public funds.”

The EFCC expressed concern about the safety of some of its key prosecution witnesses.

Although the commission did not give the exact figure of the witnesses in the affidavit, a source said “they are more than 10”.

The affidavit added: “That the accused/applicants corruptly enriched themselves as public servants and diverted the funds of the Police Pension Office to their personal use.

That I know as a fact that the evidence gathered against the Applicants by my team is overwhelming...

“That some of the proposed prosecution witnesses are civil servants who worked with or under the accused/applicants as junior workers at one time or the other.

“That many of the proposed prosecution witnesses are now apprehensive and some of them are in protective custody as a result of continuous threat to their lives by the applicants’ agents and persons connected with them.”

The anti-graft commission gave the details of its investigation and specific findings on how the funds were looted.

It added: “That the EFCC received an intelligence report to the effect that over N19 billion was withdrawn from the account of the Police Pension Office by 5th Applicant (Mrs. Veronica Ulonma Onyegbula) herein in violation of the e-payment circular and the financial regulation.

“That it was alleged in the intelligence report that at various times, the 1st – 3rd accused/applicants (Esai Dangabar, Atiku Abubakar Kigo and Ahmed Inuwa Wada) in collaboration with the other applicants, authorised the fraudulent withdrawals of the said funds and shared same among themselves.

“That the Commission accessed the intelligence report and found same to be credible. The intelligence report was further referred to my team for further investigation.

“That my team went into action by investigating the case and our investigation revealed the following:

“The 1st accused/applicant (Esai Dangabar) was the director in the Police Pension Office between 2008 and 2009.

“That the 2nd accused/applicant (Atiku Abubakar Kigo) was a director in the Police Pension Office between February 2010 and February 2011.

“That the 3rd accused/applicant (Ahmed Inuwa Wada) was a director in the Police Pension Office between February 2010 and June 2011.

“That the 4th accused/applicant (John Yakubu Yusufu) was an Assistant Director, accounts in the Police Pension Office between February 2009 and September 2011.

“The 5th accused/applicant (Mrs. Veronica Ulonma Onyegbula) has been with the Police Pension Office since 1999 and she is currently the cashier of the office.”

The 6th accused/applicant (Sani Habila Zira) “is the Head of ICT (Information Communication Technology).

http://www.thenationonlineng.net/2011/index.php/news/42111-efcc-uncovers-another-n9b-police-pension-fraud.html
Sports › Re: Formula One Gee-Spot 2012 by Beaf(op): 1:01am On Apr 05, 2012
Lol! Don't consult any gods against my dear McLaren, lest I inflict Alonso and Ferrari with leprechauns and gremlins! grin
Jensen has always had a bit of a loose tongue and now the press has hyped him up to drunkenness. The tea leafs predict its gonna end sadly.
Politics › Re: NL People --------pls Help In My Pending POWER Project by Beaf: 12:52am On Apr 05, 2012
EZEKWIBE: Beaf when I saw the Pdf guide I think God will definitely bless you ,thanks a lot once again.
Thanks a mil, bro.
Goodluck with what you are doing (by the way, I saw the bike you made and I'm very impressed).
Sports › Re: Formula One Gee-Spot 2012 by Beaf(op): 11:51pm On Apr 04, 2012
^
I really hope those words don't come back to haunt Jenson. Something tells me that this year will be a sobering one for him and the great British press will be there to feast on his carcass as they did Lewis last season.
Programming › Re: Testing Programmers: Puzzles Or Web Applications? by Beaf: 11:46pm On Apr 04, 2012
Fayimora: lol @Beaf One answer is 45! I wrote a small paper on this.
Shiit!
I didn't read the puzzle properly. Mo ti ku! grin
Programming › Re: Testing Programmers: Puzzles Or Web Applications? by Beaf: 10:44pm On Apr 04, 2012
^
11111
Gimme di job! grin

@topic
Puzzles are the way to go. Except for mundane stuff, juggling code is for smart folk.
You have to target the puzzles correctly though. Ideally, you would mix basic math, abstract puzzles and real on the job tricky stuff (eg how to approach building a truly generic data layer).
Politics › Re: SS Economic Summit - P. Kagame, R. Giuliani, John Lipsky, Mike Mullen to Attend by Beaf(op): 9:02pm On Apr 04, 2012
shymmex: ^^^^^That was how the Ilaje claims and counter-claims started.
As you can see, it wasn't brought up by any SS person.
Fact is, SS only has to be mentioned for some of you to start masturbat!ng. cry
Politics › Re: SS Economic Summit - P. Kagame, R. Giuliani, John Lipsky, Mike Mullen to Attend by Beaf(op): 8:58pm On Apr 04, 2012
alj harem: Who cares ? Why not face Bittyend rather than make claims that YOU know would attract others like me.

Or even better ignore him !!!
Bro, the question is why people like you get so jealous anytime you see a topic about the SS.
We don't really give a shiit about what you think. So why bother?
Politics › Re: SS Economic Summit - P. Kagame, R. Giuliani, John Lipsky, Mike Mullen to Attend by Beaf(op): 8:54pm On Apr 04, 2012
alj harem: How does ilaje not being yoruba concern SS economic summit ? I ask ?
Your fellow low self-esteemed cockroach, bittyend brought that up. Ok?
In any event, they are part of the SS and no amount whining will change that.
Politics › Re: SS Economic Summit - P. Kagame, R. Giuliani, John Lipsky, Mike Mullen to Attend by Beaf(op): 8:50pm On Apr 04, 2012
alj harem: It is amazing that no one has answered or provided a link for their various claims. Maybe I should keep bring out articles of different SS groups saying they are not Igbos unless of course the Nairaland Igbos.

It is also amazing that Beaf and co are trying to baklized the SW like they did to the north. LOL but if they do the same, they would complain that ewu awusa and ofe mannu hates us.

Do what you like others to do unto you is the saying. angry angry angry angry
How does this shiit concern the SS Economic Summit? huh
Politics › Re: SS Economic Summit - P. Kagame, R. Giuliani, John Lipsky, Mike Mullen to Attend by Beaf(op): 8:47pm On Apr 04, 2012
alj harem: Bros Afam, if you go to any other dialect website, they would say the same thing and in your post it was clear they said they are yoruba so what is your point.

I have given you senarios that even today in Lagos, We Awori-Egun have a totally different dialect from other yorubas and infact we have BINI people are part of us.

I also give you and Beaf so literture the other day on Awori-egun and showed you how different their dialect is from Ogbomosho but Yes we are yoruba today.

Again it is clear most of you don't understand what being a yoruba means.
How does this shiit concern the SS Economic Summit? huh

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