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^ Sod off liar! For the two years that I've hosted F1 threads on NL, there has never been one occasion of a low life coming in to spoil the thread and everyones fun with lies. You are a damaged personality, normal people don't lie. Liar. |
The only spectacular thing about Lokoja is that you can buy bat meat by the roadside! Beelzebub! |
This is explosive! |
The principle of the autonov seems simple. I believe all Awojobi did was weld in an extra gear box facing rearwards so that forward gears could be used backwards. The whole idea seems like a huge joke though. Fow example, how would a person taking advantage of the contraptions unconstrained rear direction speeds to charge backwards at 120kp/h steer the damn thing?!!! Gaddem! The autonov has two steering wheels, but only one steerable set of wheels! Oti o! Something tells me any fellow attempting to put the contraption to use and hurtle rearward at velocity, would sooner end up under a sun baked rock. What is the point of creating a vehicle that can travel fast backwards, yet no one dares use the feature for fear of certain death? Its not only that the autonov has no use, even testing its so called rearward speed would have been a foolhardy enterprise. It is also plausible that it was never tested for fear of immediate death. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/45/AUTONOV_1.JPG [size=14pt]It looks like a stove. If I put yam inside, will it boil? Can it cook egusi? [/size]www.nairaland.com/attachments/180447_ROTFLMAO_gif3d0c775232c7f27cf80592785b9635b6 |
lucabrasi:Ilesa? The trademark of the freely slapping Aregbesola hangs like an odious pall over ACN. Its the same culture from Osun to Lagos. |
Oshogbo Ado Ekiti Damaturu Lafia Lokoja Horrible places. ![]() |
From the words of some posters here, you would think the US was coming to steal Nigerian state secrets! A sick joke. lol A cursory following of wikileaks will show that there is nothing Robin Sanders hasn't been willingly told by Nigerian officials. Americans already control our oil and know every shiit we think is hidden; indeed Hilary Clinton has made the claim on quite a few occasions that foreigners know more about Nigeria than Nigerians. If they have all these soft weapons arrayed against us, it would be foolish to imagine that they need to invade us to control us. When 9ja turn ninja sef? In whose imagination? ![]() The US simply want to come in and phuck up boko haram before they grow strong enough to threaten the oil industry as a way of hitting the US. We supply a full 15% of the US total oil supply (don't mind "comrade brother" Crap 28 that says its 25%, that guy talks like a befuddled bull frog). Cutting out 15% of the US supply will surely hurt the American economy and thats something they don't wanna wait for. |
cycober:The North is not too strong, in fact it is weak. There is no reason for the President to clear military or other security agreements he has reached with foreign nations with the NASS. He didn't need to inform the NASS when the FBI, MOSSAD and M16 were called in to help defang boko haram. |
cap28:Damn it sir! Do you also see horses riding men? I don't want to believe you are a wild-eyed crazy, so I imagine you are some sort of highly talented fictional writer. Please entertain us by giving a blow by blow account of the video evidence that Gaddafi is not deader than a stone. Brother comrade, it wouldn't matter if it sounds loopy. https://s.myniceprofile.com/myspacepic/669/66958.gif |
I wonder if he was given tea like MKO? Bloody murdering morafucker. ![]() |
nagoma:Thanks for the link, but it isn't working. Can you check and repost? About the will, I believe it also depends on how the message is delivered; so lets hope GEJ gets that right. |
[quote author=A-40 link=topic=595435.msg9535633#msg9535633 date=1321065990]What does my upbringing have to do with the fact that you are a retaard?? Lol rage? Well even the Pope would be enraged at your idiocy which is in copious amounts. Even after quoting you you have the tuschka to still yarn megedefegede.[/quote]Abeg, go and lie to other people jare! You been ratted here.All liars are badly brought up. The "talent" gats to come from somewhere or something missing. Lol! |
^ Don't mind windbags like that fool called Nolongting. It's a puzzle why a grown up would voluntarily choose to live in an imaginary World of lies. |
babsaga:"OYES!" All programmes to catch rats and nothing more. ![]() babsaga:Preach, bro. Preach. ![]() |
^ Crap 28 brother comrade! ![]() Before your mad foolishness expires, can you expend some of it on this thread? https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-800762.0.html https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/10/20/article-2051503-0E76854C00000578-98_634x323.jpg martinosi:Lol! Whites go to Thailand and Malasia for sex tourism and to phuck children, its a paedophiles paradise. I remember one guy I used to admire so much, Arthur C. Clark inventor of the communication satellite, well the dude ended up on a long list of White paedo's in malaysia. Tell me another thing, bruv. |
sheyguy:Guy, I have not said anything to raise the arguments you made above. The thing is damn ugly, yes; buts thats far from the point (although it looks more like something for industrial cooking ).All I have said is that it has no use. If anything, 41 years after it was invented without patent protection, nobody has seen fit to use the idea for anything. I am not saying the man didn't achieve a feat or he wasn't clever. |
I keep hearing stup!d shiit about "our oil" and other similarly stup!d shiit about how the US will come and sieze "our oil." Firstly, when did the oil in Nigeria ever become ours? Who on NL can stand up to say they have benefitted from oil, except they are from a family of thieves, brown envelope takers and traitors? "Our oil" indeed! You are all just a number in Shell's inventory, and Nigeria's GDP percentage from oil is Shells profit. Phucking dummies. How can the US send in troops to snatch what they already control, when aboki has already given it to them without firing a shot? |
^ Crap28, we are still waiting for your madmans proof that Gaddafi is still alive on this thread: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-800762.0.html Someone should simply catch and section you. martinosi:I never knew there were racial similarities between White Americans and Asian South Koreans! Hmmm, maybe adding that the Japanese are Asian too makes the case more plausible. No? NL is a damn funny place! ![]() |
[quote author=Bandit C. link=topic=801464.msg9539248#msg9539248 date=1321110125]MEND and the Niger Delta own the oil because it is on their generational land so they need to be sorted out since it is theirs. Boko Haram and islamists are terrorists and no country negotiates with terrorists because it is a cancer and they contribute zero to civilisation. Boko haram, the north and islamists do not own the oil and cannot be settled with oil money. Get the difference now? Anyway you come off as daft and i pity the person you teach with your vulgar filled posts here.[/quote]Mint. ![]() |
nolongTing:Because when your idol, Yar Adua when begging the US to do just that they did? Addled cow. I made the reply below to one of your species on another thread, read it and stop talking like you smoked wee-wee for breakfast. https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-513653.32.html#msg6779220chyz:I never argue based on hearsay. I am not even going to provide you any link, just google these words, your foolish Yar Adua uttered them after drinking non-alcohic tea in the White House; |
[quote author=ndu_chucks link=topic=801464.msg9539034#msg9539034 date=1321108169]I suppose you have been briefed that the US troops are not combat troops. I'm sure you have also been informed that the troops are immortal. You are as ignorant about the mission of the said US troops as your idol GEJ. Abeg make we hear word. By the time the drones finish you people, the kidnappers, oil bunkerers, and other MEND terrorists in your neighborhood, you'd be singing a different tone.[/quote]So you suddenly realise that the article doesn't say what they are, yet you were bleating on about what and what Obama dare do before the US elections! Lol! Dude, carry ya trophy jare! Make the preparations to meet this man to help with jas to destroy US drones. Get your ram ready. Ode. [img]http://4.bp..com/_0Wd3nTe83fk/THT35bUo3NI/AAAAAAAAAB8/EMpyukjbPwA/s400/Okija+priest-Ezeokoli.jpg[/img] ![]() |
martinosi:Of course, Nigeria is better than all those places to you. "Init?" Dude, the only things that exists in your head are akanmu and ewedun soup. |
[quote author=ndu_chucks link=topic=801464.msg9538780#msg9538780 date=1321106110]Rakumin daji, stop your foolishness and useless attempt to deceive people. Did you read the report being discussed at all? Did you read the following: U.S. troops are headed to Nigeria to help local forces do battle with Boko Haram, an Islamic terror group that has killed up to 400 people this year in an escalating campaign of bombings and shootings. US cannot afford to deploy troops to Nigeria before 2013, olodo. You have become a lazy poster, buddy.[/quote]So US soldiers coming to Nigeria translates to US combat troops coming to Nigeria? Dude, you are a let down! Do you know that the troops aren't intel officers who can speak Hausa? Do you know that they are not computer experts, flying in to set up IT infrastructure for the beautiful drones? The US are gonna be piloting their shiit from way offshore so, you won't see them to kill (ask the Pakistani's, especially Bin Ladens people) so just start preparing the ram you want to take to okija for anti-US soldier jas! ![]() Mumu. |
^ Sharrap dia dummy! Who gives a phuck about who you care for? Na you be NL headmaster? Post your crap and clear off. Mumu. honeric01:Japan, South Korea, Germany. . . I can drop a list of up to ten. |
afam4eva:No need to correct that bigotted mumu called Akanbi_edu. |
This is the Autonov. It is one of those "inventions" that will never ever find use. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/45/AUTONOV_1.JPG |
[quote author=ndu_chucks link=topic=801464.msg9538452#msg9538452 date=1321102970]Frankly, I wouldn't worry about any meaningful US millitary intervention in Nigerian affairs before 2013 (after their presidential elections). The best they'll do is send a handful of observers who will remain impotent as far as defeating Boko Haram, MEND, and other terrorists is concerned. Many of the fools on this thread who are hoping that the US Army will come to Nigeria and wipe out the Northerners, will be in for a very rude awakening. Only a single dead US soldier will ensure that Obama does not get a second term. If you people believe that Obama will put our terrorist problem ahead of his second term ambition, then you are as daft as the handlers of GEJs who are yet to advise the president to declare a state of emergency in some states and deal with the issues at hand.[/quote]Them drones are piloted by dudes in far off places like Washington or Djibouti, so how are you gonna kill a US soldier? With juju? ![]() |
martinosi:Shut your smelly trap. People wouldn't realise that the only word you've added to the topic so far is m0ron. Pitiful. We wanna see drones hovering over "our oil" and hitting the terrorists. If you don't like it, pack some heat and go do the task yourself. |
Boyloaf:www.nairaland.com/attachments/180447_ROTFLMAO_gif3d0c775232c7f27cf80592785b9635b6 |
goggs:Nigeria is not asking the US for free help, rather it is the US that is begining to feel threatened by the antics of boko haram and the need to stop al qaeda fully establishing in Nigeria. In other words, they would invite themselves in whether we like it or not, so it is better for us to manage them before that day. Even if we refuse to pay the US, they would still attack boko haram from Djibouti, because they cannot afford the day boko haram get powerful enough to start bombing the oil industry (neither can we). Nigeria supplies 15% of the America's oil, dat one no be moi-moi and is worth fighting for; a 15% drop in oil supply would have negative consequences for the US economy, that makes our oil industry a target for al qaeda. It also makes the powerful US a very useful ally against boko harm. |
GEJ bera get the CIA to assist our satellite guys to turn our two space assets into full time almajiri haram trackers. Where is the welcome party for US drones gonna be held, chilled odeku's for everyone! ![]() I can just imagine them "Pakistani style messages" hitting the desert. |
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