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Politics › Re: True Federalism: The Real Path To A Secured Future In Nigeria! by Beaf: 4:21am On May 30, 2011
With persistent call for the realization of True Federalism by majority of ACN party leaders like Asiwaju Tinubu, Bisi Akande, Akinrogun Segun Osoba, Niyi Adebayo and Lam Adesina
A pack of baboons that want to take the Niger Delta for a ride. We are better off leaving this sorry ship called Nigeria where every rich fool hates working, but loves subventions from the Niger Delta. Its go to stop in the next couple of years or everybody answer ya papa name. cool

The calls from Itse Sagay, Falana and Tam David West are genuine, while those from thieves like Tinubu is pure fvckry. Silk coated words to replace the Fulani at the top of the thieving chain.
Politics › Re: I Won’t Attend Jonathan’s Inauguration, By Buhari by Beaf: 4:14am On May 30, 2011
chuksam:
All of u dat called buhari names are sick in your head,whot did he do, because he wanted to rescue nigerians from d blood suckin demons called pdp,is he d igp or d c in c dat is incharge of security.i pit for dis country because when we white we call it black because someone from our riligion ot tribe is involved well,let see how it will end up,another four years of corruption, unemployment, bad bad road and lack infrastructure,nigeria is doomed if we cannot condemn evil.
Don't kill yourself o! We are simply saying that Buhari is better off in jail or shot for past coup plotting, rioting etc than attending the swearing in of a legitimately elected leader. That is what happens in all civilised countries, how can that annoy you? grin
Politics › Re: True Federalism: The Real Path To A Secured Future In Nigeria! by Beaf: 4:05am On May 30, 2011
seanet02:
Knew you will only see it with your bigot lenses as usual. Maybe Tinubu will also collect the budget of Delta state. One day you will give the nearest Transformer a very warm hug over this Tinubu hatred.
That is his wet dream. It failed in Akwa Ibom.

Tinubu's "true federalism" is for illiterates who can't be bothered to read and educate themselves.
Do you know the meaning of fiscal federalism? Since Tinubu does'nt, I'm sure you don't too.
Stop posting about true federalism, cos you've got zero grasp of what it is.
Politics › Re: Pictures Of President Goodluck Jonathan With His Family by Beaf: 4:00am On May 30, 2011
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'Been grazing too much again I see. embarassed
How is your goat farm? I hear you are suffering from goat-bite thats why you act funny.
Politics › Re: True Federalism: The Real Path To A Secured Future In Nigeria! by Beaf: 3:54am On May 30, 2011
The drug inspired Tinubu regularly calls for a "federalism" that enlarges the begging bowl only. That is a fools federalism, worse than the current version.
With true federalism, you would not rely on Abuja money, rather the states (including yours) would finance Abuja and innovate to self finance themselves. Tinubu and his people are only asking for more FG money, cos they want more to steal.

I'm all for true federalism which is nothing like the illiterate thing Tinubu is preaching.
Politics › Re: Pictures Of President Goodluck Jonathan With His Family by Beaf: 3:43am On May 30, 2011
They really look happy.
Politics › Re: How Much Is The Fastest High Speed Internet In Nigeria. by Beaf: 3:33am On May 30, 2011
If you want to try the Okija or Obubra version, you can actually download yourself from Canada straight to Ijebu without touching any airport.

For your info, this is an Obubra internet pilot.
[img]http://naijanewsroom.com/thumbnail.php?file=witch_966401173.jpeg&size=article_medium[/img]
http://234next.com/csp/cms/sites/Next/Home/5664365-146/story.csp
Politics › Re: Why Do Most Nigerians Shout When They Speak? by Beaf: 2:31am On May 30, 2011
hercules07: Beaf must always find a way to bash Buhari, the way we behave has nothing to do with the being horse whipped by the military, if you grew up in a major city where there is so much noise and you need to raise your voice to be heard, you will shout when talking, Musiwa got it right with people being partially deaf due to all of the noise, as I am typing this my kids are shouting up and down the house, God will help us attenuate their noise.
Well, I did and I don't shout and hate it when people do.

It has absolutely nothing to do with living in noisy cities or in any noisy environment for that matter. If you have ever been in an underground railway system, do you wonder why the drivers and train ticket inspectors are not loud? Same goes for those who work in airports. Its even worse in some other fields, a formula one car is louder than a Boeing 747, but have you ever heard the likes of Lewis Hamilton talking in a loud uncultured way, even having put up with that level of noise for hours?

It is simply laughable to reach to becomerich for answers that lie in the average Nigerians low self esteem; something earned from dozens of years of being beaten up, slapped backwards and shot at by military fools like IBB, Abacha, Buhari etc.
Where do you think Nigerians gained the equally despicable "I will lock up you and your family, do you know who I am" syndrome from? Its just another display of low self esteem, an expression of low intensity madness.

The country needs a cold shower.
Politics › Re: Bomb Just Went Off In Zuba Abuja | Bauchi Too by Beaf: 1:14am On May 30, 2011
ShangoThor:
I hate to be a dooms day prophet, but this is the beginning of the end. It's beginning to look like the 2015 A.D. prediction is right on course whether we like it or not.

Nigeria as a nation is not working, it's akin to 'flogging a dead horse'.

Everything has a breaking point and as the fault tolerance levels take their toll on the nation-state, I cannot help but wonder how much more can be tolerated till the whole polity is pushed over the edge. Delaying the inevitable will prove to be futile.
You may be right. I believe the SS should begin to arm up clandestinely to leave the wretched country and its 100% dependence on oil (to the lack of common sense).
It would be better if it could be done with the SE, Middle Belt and SW. Let the core-Northerners bomb themselves to smitherins if they wish, they are totally consumed with their born to rule mentality when yet produce absolutely nothing and are a drag on the rest of the country.
I really hate talking this way, but it has to be said as it is.

It is so infuriating. It is time to purge the army, sort out postings and distribution of weapons; all quietly. Put Kaduna, Jaji, Zaria etc in charge of radical Southern KD guys (or people from Benue and Plateau) and strip the core-North off the very last AK-47.
Hatred for a Southern President is tipping them over the edge into Al Qaeda.
Politics › Re: Why Do Most Nigerians Shout When They Speak? by Beaf: 12:59am On May 30, 2011
lepasharon:
black ppl in general nt just nigerians
That is not true. Most Africans speak normally, the problem is with Nigerians.
Politics › Re: Bomb Just Went Off In Zuba Abuja | Bauchi Too by Beaf: 12:24am On May 30, 2011
babaearly:
seems theres gonna be more bombs galore.
All because a Southerner is President.
Politics › Re: Why Do Most Nigerians Shout When They Speak? by Beaf: 12:22am On May 30, 2011
Adonike:
If this statement is anything to go by, "an empty drum makes the loudest noise", then it will be factual to say that Nigerians are hungry financially, economically, psychologically, physiologically, mentally, emotionally passionally, frictionally, thermodynamically, mathematically, logically, spiritually, syllogistically, biblographically, geographically, chemically, instrumentally, electricallly, biometrically, biologically, governmentally, Etc,
Damn. embarassed
Politics › Re: Bomb Just Went Off In Zuba Abuja | Bauchi Too by Beaf: 12:08am On May 30, 2011
^
No issues. wink

@topic
I got this from BBC.

[size=14pt]Nigeria: Deadly bomb blast at army barracks[/size]

A number of people have been killed and injured in a bomb blast near an army barracks in northern Nigeria, local officials say.

The explosion hit the Mamy market in the city of Bauchi late on Sunday. The injured were taken to local hospital.

No group has so far said it carried out the blast.

It came just hours after Goodluck Jonathan was sworn in as Nigeria's president for a new four-year term in the capital Abuja.

The blast happened at about 2000 local time (1900 GMT), officials say.

Bauchi state police commissioner Abdulkadir Indabawa told Agence France-Presse that four bodies had been recovered and the number of injured had been put at 20.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-13592045
Politics › Re: Bomb Just Went Off In Zuba Abuja | Bauchi Too by Beaf: 12:01am On May 30, 2011
^
Dude, it is on Sky news.
Politics › Re: Work Begins On 10-lane Lagos-badagry Highway by Beaf: 11:55pm On May 29, 2011
Where is Asha80, the creator of this thread?
Politics › Re: Bomb Just Went Off In Zuba Abuja | Bauchi Too by Beaf: 11:54pm On May 29, 2011
Abagworo:
Lol!
You find 10 deaths funny?
Politics › Re: Network Failure Within The City Center During The Presidential Inauguration by Beaf: 11:41pm On May 29, 2011
jmaine:
The networks were restored and suddenly BOOOM!! a bomb went off this evening   . . .so that action was justified afterall  . .but some people still lost their lifes  . . how sad  cry cry
That is why we must beware of fools like Omo Tier that allow that senseless hatred toy with innocent lives. I wonder what he has to say now that 10 are dead.
Politics › Re: Bomb Just Went Off In Zuba Abuja | Bauchi Too by Beaf: 11:38pm On May 29, 2011
^
The thing is on Sky news.
Politics › Re: I Won’t Attend Jonathan’s Inauguration, By Buhari by Beaf: 11:11pm On May 29, 2011
hercules07:
I just get amazed at the anger that people have for Buhari, it makes sense for him not to attend as he is contesting the elections, this elections have shown that southerners are as bigoted as the northern peeps.
Those who intensely dislike Buhari are expressing their morality and grasp of history. In more civilised countries, the likes of Buhari would since have been jailed or shot; find out the fates of General Galtieri (Argentina), General Pinochet (Chile) etc.
Politics › Re: EFCC Action - Immunity Finish, Na Im Gbenga Daniel RUN! Chei! by Beaf(op): 10:29pm On May 29, 2011
[quote author=Rhino.5dm link=topic=677809.msg8416492#msg8416492 date=1306700269]Wrong! Very wrong!!! Were you disappointed to hear my real age? cheesy cheesy cheesy[/quote]Who cares for your real age? All I care about is that your stories tally with your "real" age. The last bullets were fired in Bakassi in the 1990's and Cameroon went to the ICJ in 1994. So how could a 30 year old man have gone to war there? Lolzzzzzzz!!!

Unu go tek lie wound small pikin o! grin

[quote author=Rhino.5dm link=topic=677809.msg8416492#msg8416492 date=1306700269]Why do i have this feeling that you are suddenly making things up? Look, not until when OBJ finally gave out Bakassi there was still Nigerian presence, so which is one is confusing you? I know people like you that sold their soul for peanuts will never want to hear the word PATRIOTISM.


Well, we are in a NEW chapter of history and I promise jungle justice for any ONE that is proclaimed guilty by public opinion NL inclusive.

Do you still wanna talk about your baby programming ability? cheesy. I do some small VBscripting for CAD applications.

I support CPC and am a chelsea fan. Two strong combination. cheesy cheesy


On a lighter note. All the beautiful content of PIB will never see the light of the day due to the following. . . IMO

1. Shell WILL allow that to happen. Being the grstest beneficiary.

2. Alot of cabals benefiting from this mess will hang on to their last drop of blood

3. The niger deltan comminuteis that should be benefiting from the kick backs lack the ability to even push for anything serious. Goto core ND comm. and see how few chief are connering the whole opportunity from the companies they are hosting. It is always a one man show.

4. David mark is a sell out. Just watch how the curropt ridden dimwits watershed the important part of the for his thieving arrs.

5. The presidency is not commited in making sure the bill sail through as the western intrest is going to be tampered with and they wouldn't to do that. Or are vouching for GEJ?
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. .so the PIB is dead on arrival(DOA).[/quote]So after all the noise about the PIB, the "patriot" rolls over and dies without the slightest whimper!!. . . But is ready to buy guns to chase after Gbenga Daniels who has already fled?
By all means, buy your guns, but make sure you are on the streets to deal with current issues; not "fighting wars" at age 10 or making loud noises to deal with your evil leader AFTER he has run away.
Dude, the PIB is ungoing, GEJ has removed all stops to push it, but is being frustrated by the NASS.

The PIB will increase Nigeria's income from $102billion to $685billion. Why ain't you fighting for it? Why are you here making empty noises?
Does your definition of patriotism mean having zero grasp of fundamental issues, hating for no reason and being an arsehole?
Politics › Re: EFCC Action - Immunity Finish, Na Im Gbenga Daniel RUN! Chei! by Beaf(op): 8:06pm On May 29, 2011
[quote author=Rhino.5dm link=topic=677809.msg8416012#msg8416012 date=1306693741]Let me come to your level small. Am very involve in both upstrean & downstream, for all my carrier has been in those sectors.

Secondly, i just clock 30 years and i have no kids yet, so why do continue to refer me as OLD guy? I serve my country as a combatant and i make sure i remain ALIVE even when doing that was becoming difficult.

What do you do than sleep in the comfort of your parents. No?

My first mission to bakassi was when i lost majority of my peers and i watched them die helplessly with unimaginable pains, immediately after our secondary school we choose to sacrifice our lives to this country.
Where were you? Beaf.


you keep bawling at PIB as if you just discorver a diamond field. You can call me anything you want, but never refer me as unpatriotic and for the records that was the highest insult i ever recieved from NLder.

Am a PATRIOT![/quote]Dude, the Bakassi armed conflicts occured in the early 1990's, thats like two decades ago. So were you trained to handle various assault rifles and sent to war at age 10? shocked shocked shocked
I've heard about almajiri's, but this is one hell of a wonder!!! Or were you born twice, so that you are simultaneously 40/50ish and below 30? Damn!

--Beaf scratches head, stumped by an unfolding miracle--

Go learn about the freaging PIB and carry an AK for that, instead of wasting your life talking crap in the vain hope of making underage teenage girls go weak at the knee. Stop ranting about buying guns to kill people who have already run away (thats not what Rambo does).

If you want to be a patriot, you need to grow the brain cells required to understand what patriotism really means. That word is not a toy for dolts.
Sports › Re: Formula 1 Grand Hotel - 2011 Season by Beaf(op): 7:57pm On May 29, 2011
^
Lewis said it exactly as it is today. He gets flak because he's black ana I agree.
I find it strange the way even British commentators gun for Alonso or Jensen (especially last year). A black man always has to try doubly hard.
Politics › Re: EFCC Action - Immunity Finish, Na Im Gbenga Daniel RUN! Chei! by Beaf(op): 6:49pm On May 29, 2011
[quote author=Rhino.5dm link=topic=677809.msg8415753#msg8415753 date=1306690290]What do you know about PIB? Are you still with your google search, copy and paste sydrome grin. . .Yo' This is NL where foools can claim to be intelligent. Dude do you have a fracture on your skull?

The sight of me in real life will make you tie head scarf. Oblige to my request and watch me pay you a visit.

I was a ex-trained combatant with the art of using different assualt riffles. What are you? Ehn!

Mama pikin ajebota, indomie-brain ediot. grin

How far on your little first grade programming script? Well armed with google i see you becoming the bill gate of Nigeria. grin[/quote]Now you want my permissions before you visit me? I thought you had my details and you were gonna do me in with your friends? Fool.
You are an empty barrel and a bloody low self esteemed arshole.

You were trained with different assualt rifles! Lol! You dream you are Rambo, yet you waited for Gbenga Daniels to flee the country before airing your hairy arse through your mouth! LOLZZZ!!!!

Ant.

The dude was right there peeing in your pudding all this time, but there you where in Akure praying for him to leave, so you could start your counterfeit, shaky legged Rambo rants.
. . .In the meantime, you would flee at high speed if your very own di'ck were to rise up against you and declare independence, cos someone else owns it.

Stop engaging in teenage rants.
Learn what the PIB is and become Rambo for that, right now you simply stretching the limits of very dire stvpidity, while your kids are being sold.

Old fool without values.
Politics › Re: EFCC Action - Immunity Finish, Na Im Gbenga Daniel RUN! Chei! by Beaf(op): 6:14pm On May 29, 2011
MeGaStReEt: @Beaf. Is Daniel an Isoko man?
Its a belief thats held quite widely (his dad is Isoko). I can't vouch for it though.
Politics › Re: EFCC Action - Immunity Finish, Na Im Gbenga Daniel RUN! Chei! by Beaf(op): 5:40pm On May 29, 2011
[quote author=Rhino.5dm link=topic=677809.msg8415242#msg8415242 date=1306684069]Fooool! You have started peeing in your pant abi? Do you even know why i choose this thread to do the consversation?

Nigerian has changed indeed with celebration of a grand thief Bode from a jail by first lady and two serving minister.

Nigeria has changed in your pathetic wildest head when terrorist/known bombers are sanctified and appointed as campaign coordinators. . .

Keep decieving your chicken head for all i care the massage 'was sent' and on how you deliver it, thats your effing problem.

We have all thier details INCLUDING yours. . .the world will start ending SOON. Watch out!!!![/quote]You are one hell of a low IQed, low self esteemed coward. A fool that chases after mice while his wife is being ra'ped, cos he is too damn stvpid to see beyond his nose.

You can only make noise on NL, because your low self esteem makes you crave for attention. Lol! A low self esteemed pot-bellied middle-aged ex-soldier, looking to entrance 16 year old female NLers with tall-tales of foolishness.
You dream of people pointing with a tear in their eye and saying, "there goes rhino the hero." But you are just a thin-legged jackass who leaves both brain and d'ick at home while engaging in crazed bouts of loud foolishness at the nearest bustop or market place.

Again, do you even know what the PIB is? Do you know the things that should get you on the streets? If you don't, or if you do and can't grasp its most unchallenging detail (as I strongly suspect) ,get an AK and use it on yourself; Nigeria would be a better place when its vermin infestation is reduced by one.
Politics › Re: Why Do Most Nigerians Shout When They Speak? by Beaf: 4:35pm On May 29, 2011
It is due to the low self esteem caused by too many years of being beaten, frog jumped and ra'ped by armed fools like IBB, Abacha, Buhari and so on. These people need to be shot.
Speaking in a loud voice and high aggression are the surest signs of self esteem issues. These traits are most common in jails the World over (and that is scientifically proven).

The average Nigerian is psychologically destroyed and 90% have one or more unfortunate mental problems.
If you doubt what I say, cross the border at Seme, drive to Cotonou, talk with the nearest mechanic; compare his intellectual output to that of the average Nigerian graduate. . . Case closed.
Politics › Re: Network Failure Within The City Center During The Presidential Inauguration by Beaf: 4:26pm On May 29, 2011
EMANY 01:
@ Omo-tier 1
Its hard very hard seeing that responce of yours to ascribe any level of intelligence to you.
For your education the blanket jamming of mobile network signals was effected by the SSS they didn't even have to actively jam the signals even though they had the capability they simply mandated the NO's to exclude coverage to/of a specified vicinity of all activities related to the inauguration/Eagle square.
On the other hand all miscellaneous radio signals (wireless,802.3 a,b-etc,specific ranges of microwave 2way multiway radios) were actively disrupted (jammed).
For those with any "IQ" i shouldn't have to explain the security objectives/ requirements that necessitated these actions needless to say,( for the benefit of OMO-TIER 1 and people with "high IQ" like him) nobody could REMOTELY coordinate any sort of trouble or detonate any explosive device(s).
Tell the glorified cretin.
Politics › Re: Network Failure Within The City Center During The Presidential Inauguration by Beaf: 4:25pm On May 29, 2011
[quote author=Omo_Tier1 link=topic=678053.msg8414777#msg8414777 date=1306678651]kai, see low IQ![/quote]Damn! huh
Dude, there should be something like JAMB to dissuade you and your likes from using the internet.
Politics › Re: EFCC Action - Immunity Finish, Na Im Gbenga Daniel RUN! Chei! by Beaf(op): 4:21pm On May 29, 2011
KnowAll:
@Beaf

To deal with the Nigeria " Final Solution" on Corruption the country would be divided into a cell of "36 Brigades of" martyrdomner" their jobs is to execute all their leaders at a specific time, date and day to avoid the Nzeogwu mishaps of the 1960's. So Katsina man would let the blood flow in Katsina and a Bayelsa man would do his own thing in his backwater, after the deed has been done they would reconvene and move to stage two.

So Beaf tell your Bros to deliver, otherwise blood go flow oh
, lipsrsealed
I expect you to join in the delivery of crap, its what most Nigerians based abroad do. I asked a simple question if you guys know what is worth dying for. The future of both yourself and your kids is being mortgaged by the NASS right now. Do you know the meaning of PIB? Thats the simple question I asked, you are there busy blowing empty winds in a far away land, while your kids are being sold to Shell.

Foolish hatred of GEJ by ethnic bigots, intellectual lackies and those with low self esteems has driven the little common sense that existed in the country to the dogs.
GEJ has done everything to push the PIB, but do you even know what that is? Have you ever come across the acronym, PIB?
The PIB is the only thing worth killing yourself about now and it is the same for every Nigeria, but you guys are a pack of loud clowns. You are like are pack of cretins "bravely" chasing after mosquito's like "radicals" while armed robbers are ra'ping and committing atrocities in your backyards.

If you want an AK, by all means get it, but make sure to reduce the population density of the IQ-less in Nigeria by one; point it at yourself. . . You know the drill.

Gbenga Daniels has run away, because Nigeria has changed, so please swallow your crap sir and go learn why you should be on the streets, burning the fvcking place down for the PIB.

I pity Nigeria's youth.
Politics › Re: I Won’t Attend Jonathan’s Inauguration, By Buhari by Beaf: 2:57pm On May 29, 2011
The only animals attending are the bomb sniffer dogs, they are all well trained. We don't need an untrained beast of the type Buhari represents anywhere near Eagle Square. Thank you. cool
Sports › Re: Formula 1 Grand Hotel - 2011 Season by Beaf(op): 2:36pm On May 29, 2011
I really hate these new tyres, we don't get to see real driving anymore, cos they are preserving tyres. huh
Politics › Re: EFCC Action - Immunity Finish, Na Im Gbenga Daniel RUN! Chei! by Beaf(op): 2:25pm On May 29, 2011
Cowards and super low IQ fools talking about getting politicians after they have fled. When they were walking the streets of your town you were peeing your low self esteem pants, but now that they have fled the country, you are all mouthy. When they were your next door neighbours, your so-called ex-military AK's were silent and you conveniently forgot you wanted (or could supply) camouflag suits.

When the time to be intelligent arises, you will be bloody frozen by stvpidity as usual. I doubt any of you even know about the PIB and how your NASS is selling the sovereignty of your pitiable arses to Shell. . . And they are right there in the country with you, but where are you dense headed cowards? A fool with an AK, FRS (or stones, sticks and dagger) is no better than Osisikankwu or Anini.

Freaging baskets. angry

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