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Politics › Re: Mods Please Ban The Use Of The Word ''Tribe'' On This Forum by Beaf: 2:48am On Nov 18, 2010
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Politics › Re: 2011 - International Community Support Gej - Blair by Beaf: 2:43am On Nov 18, 2010
[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=552770.msg7165127#msg7165127 date=1290042350]If dem catch am, I go find you o! angry[/quote]I can assure you, the day you come and make trouble with me, you will see deep mysteries, experience undiluted pleasures, cry in languages you never thought you could speak, reach the top of the mountain and . . . and . . .and . . . and. . . GBOZAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! cool

You still wan fin' me? grin
Politics › Re: Mods Please Ban The Use Of The Word ''Tribe'' On This Forum by Beaf: 2:35am On Nov 18, 2010
alj harem:
mumu

jonathan is already asleep, i think u should go to bed tooo angry
Mallam, do you know if I am in America or Australia?
Have you considered the banana and omege3 rich diet I recommended for you on the other thread? grin
Politics › Re: Nigerian Military Rescues 19 Oil Delta Hostages (With Ex-Militants' Help) by Beaf(op): 2:33am On Nov 18, 2010
binhozie:
Chai. . .
Look at the highlighted and colored paragraphs
Emphasized 3 times!!!
Cheap Propaganda
Former militants helped my foooooooooooooooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!! angry
Of course, you went into the creeks, moved hell with your big chest and singlehandedly saved 19 hostages! Alaye baba! grin
Politics › Re: Mods Please Ban The Use Of The Word ''Tribe'' On This Forum by Beaf: 2:26am On Nov 18, 2010
PhysicsQED:
How is blindly accepting some fairly tale that some workers chant sounds like "apes obey" evidence of your critical thinking? Please don't even insinuate that you have some sort of greater inclination to critical thinking over me or that you and the rest of the sheep that just accept anything they hear that fits in with their prejudices and assumptions have somehow employed some sort of deep analysis that is somehow beyond my grasp. As I said before, when and where and in how many areas in Nigeria and in all of black Africa were white colonial masters acting like overseers and working us as though it were the Belgian Congo? Or does your supposed critical thinking and wisdom suddenly end when asked to actually think?
. . .
Seriously dude, the chances are 99.99% that I do.
I can cope with everything your lil brain can throw at me, from math to fine art, from physics to biology, from history to inventions, from scientific papers to patents. To you, I am like a living encyclopedia, I can draw better than you and freeze you with abstract math.

Dude, I'm fcking red hot! cool

The rest of your post is simply a long winded way of throwing in the towel, so it isn't worth a pinch of salt. But why start a rude argument only to throw in the towel?

PS: If you had started out in a civil way, we would never have headed down this route
Politics › Re: 2011 - International Community Support Gej - Blair by Beaf: 2:02am On Nov 18, 2010
^
You no wan mek dem catch ya NL husban'? cheesy
Politics › Re: Nigerian Military Rescues 19 Oil Delta Hostages (With Ex-Militants' Help) by Beaf(op): 2:00am On Nov 18, 2010
The brand new fake MEND will be getting the shock of the sorry lives! The real ND fighters turned in the fools, they'll soon be spilling their secrets and we will know their sponsors and why they operate as far out as Zamfara state. cool
Politics › Re: 2011 - International Community Support Gej - Blair by Beaf: 1:57am On Nov 18, 2010
becomrich5:
Beaf , you are sure an illiterate, the UK is not supporting Jonathan, Dont get people into trouble.

Nigerian are the one who will determine if they want Jonathan. And not the international community. This is how democracy works.
Dude, CIA is looking for you for stealing google maps. grin
They will soon catch you.
Politics › Re: 2011 - International Community Support Gej - Blair by Beaf: 1:55am On Nov 18, 2010
appletango:
you sir, are a crude liar
And you are a fool with a monkey brain.
Politics › Nigerian Military Rescues 19 Oil Delta Hostages (With Ex-Militants' Help) by Beaf(op): 1:47am On Nov 18, 2010
[size=14pt]Nigerian military rescues 19 oil delta hostages [/size]

https://media.thestar.topscms.com/images/2e/c5/e3240bb24695b95b75bf9d3c34db.jpeg

Robert Croke, the Newfoundland man who was kidnapped by Nigerian militants off an oil rig 10 days ago, was freed Wednesday along with 18 other hostages in a military assault.

Foreign Affairs Minister Lawrence Cannon confirmed that Croke was freed, saying: “I am greatly relieved to confirm that Mr. Croke has been released and is now safe. I have ensured through our officials he receives consular assistance and is able to be reunited with his family as soon as possible.”

Croke and six co-workers from the United States, France and Indonesia were kidnapped in a high-speed boat attack on Nov. 7 by the Nigerian militant group MEND. On Wednesday, Reuters news agency reported from Lagos that all seven of the men and 12 others from separate militant kidnappings had been freed after “a land, air and marine assault” by the Nigerian military.

The freed hostages also included eight Nigerian staff abducted from an Exxon Mobil platform on Sunday and four others, said two security sources involved in the operation.
“It was a land, air and marine assault. They have all been freed, all 19 of them,” a source told Reuters, asking not to be named due to the sensitive nature of the operation.

[size=14pt]A second security source involved in planning the operation said former militant leaders who accepted an amnesty brokered last year by Nigerian President Goodluck Jonathan had been instrumental in securing the safe release of the kidnapped oil workers.

“There was a strong element of cooperation between the former militant leadership and the security forces in the release of the 19 hostages,” the security source said.

“What happened today in Nigeria has never happened before. It shows the strength not only of the security forces but of the former militant leadership and the amnesty program,” the source said, also asking not to be named.
http://www.thestar.com/news/world/article/892516--nigerian-military-rescues-19-oil-delta-hostages?bn=1
Politics › Re: Fire Outbreak At Atiku’s Campaign Headquarters by Beaf(op): 1:40am On Nov 18, 2010
Hiding evidence from SSS? shocked
Politics › Fire Outbreak At Atiku’s Campaign Headquarters by Beaf(op): 1:39am On Nov 18, 2010
[size=14pt]Fire outbreak at Atiku’s campaign headquarters[/size] .
Thursday, 18 November 2010 00:00 Nigerian Compass .
A fire incident was yesterday reported at the headquarters of the Atiku Abubakar Campaign Organisation in Abuja.

A statement by the organisation said the cause of the fire, which was noticed in the early hours of the day, could not be established, as the Fire Service was yet to turn in a report on the incident.

No life was lost and no injury was recorded in the incident, but computers, furniture and accessories were reportedly damaged in the fire, which was confined to the first floor of the campaign headquarters at 1, Luanda Street, Wuse 11, Abuja.

The affected floor houses the Directorates of Media and Publicity, Research and Planning and Special Duties.

Former Vice President and presidential aspirant of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), Atiku Abubakar, was said to have visited the office to assess the damage.

He thanked God for His mercy and men of the Fire Service,the Nigeria Police Force and staff members of the campaign organisation for their prompt response.

http://www.compassnewspaper.com/NG/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=69964:fire-outbreak-at-atikus-campaign-headquarters&catid=43:news&Itemid=799
Politics › Re: 2011 - International Community Support Gej - Blair by Beaf: 1:34am On Nov 18, 2010
appletango:
then what were his exact words? i don't want any nigerian journalist's interpretation.
I don't recall, but the article is just about spot on.

alj harem:
that's a lie, i tell u jonathan is not doing the ijaws a favour by contesting angry
Who is talking about Ijaw?
Dude, take a break from NL, feast on foods like banana's and stuff that contains loads of omega3 (like fish), then come back and contribute meaningfully.
Politics › Re: 2011 - International Community Support Gej - Blair by Beaf: 1:25am On Nov 18, 2010
Its a beautiful and truly fundamental development that GEJ has been endorsed by the UK. It marks a shift of tectonic proportions in Nigeria's power balance.
Go GEJ! Na you biko!
Politics › Re: 2011 - International Community Support Gej - Blair by Beaf: 1:20am On Nov 18, 2010
appletango:
sorry, you must have misunderstood me; i was talking about the lack of quotes in the article. if you wouldn't mind could you please go through said article and find me the quote where blair declares his - as well as the international community's - support for GEJ. in case you don't know those are the words with "" around them. wink
You no get TV? This thing was on NTA for everyone to see na.
Politics › Re: Sarah Jubril Accuses Saraki Of Enslaving Kwara by Beaf: 1:08am On Nov 18, 2010
edoyad:
Please don't start that thing here, it's uncalled for.

Well i have to say that the Saraki family are a typical example of democracy gone wrong. In states where domination is occuring, it's usually groups or tribes which do the domination. But in Kwara it's one family, one freaking family .
Couldn't be said better. Its bloody shocking that in modern Nigeria, Kwara's feudal lords, the Saraki's can run a walking and kicking fiefdom.
Politics › Re: Mods Please Ban The Use Of The Word ''Tribe'' On This Forum by Beaf: 12:50am On Nov 18, 2010
chyz:
I agree the word "Tribe" should be banned. Some of us have even discussed the usuage of that word on various thread. It is a word used by Europeans to describe people who think they are subordinates. For instance, African "tribes", Native-American(Indian) "tribes", Arab "tribes". Why is the English, Spaniards, Italians, Portuguese, Irish not considered or called tribes since by all actuality they should be according to the definition given by Europeans?
Precisely! Even East European shitholes like Armenia, Georgia, Belarus, Moldova etc are not described as having tribes, cos there can't be tribes among caucasians. No, tribal lands start in Azerbaijan, Kazakhstan etc where the people aren't caucasian. Lets note that the examples, Azerbaijan and Kazakhstan are at about the same developmental level as their caucasian neighbours.
Politics › Re: Mods Please Ban The Use Of The Word ''Tribe'' On This Forum by Beaf: 7:48pm On Nov 17, 2010
^
Your reason is "it sounded like bullshit?" Incredible. Critical thinking is an art you desperately need to learn. Your googling never told you the word applies to monkeys? Unbelievable!
Your googling couldn't provide an explanation for the phrase, "Apes obey!" and its echo, "Aye!" Shocking!

You simply cannot walk up to any European today and identify him as belonging a tribe, whether gaulish, celtic or other crap. Have you identified any French man that claims he is a Gaulish tribesman? Have you ever met a Briton that identified themselves to you as Celtic tribes people?
Dude, stop providing braindead examples, it makes you come across as a dim bulb.
I find your input to be rather closed minded for the simple facts above. Have you ever spoken with a European? How can you be so ignorant? Dude its crass.

There are a group of Nigerians who imagine that they can make declarations of wisdom without proof. They all end up looking foolish, because their declarations turn out empty and no more than holding positions based on animal instinct and testosteronal ego's.

If you claim to belong to a tribe, its really your choice. To me a tribe and other thinking people, tribe is defined as a troop of monkeys.
Politics › Re: Unban Abagworo! by Beaf: 7:31pm On Nov 17, 2010
On second thoughts, I think abagoro should be banned as well.
Politics › Re: Was He Crazy? Man Drowns Taking A Dump In The River by Beaf: 7:28pm On Nov 17, 2010
[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=552312.msg7160480#msg7160480 date=1289988437]nah, that's dogs.

Dog poop kills grass and maybe other organisms, i think.


the subject is gross and nasty, but human waste isnt toxic, to the best of my knowledge.

though why the man did it is a mystery.[/quote]Try eating some to be convinced. Why do you think it is ejected from the body, cos God thinks its funny?
Politics › Re: Mods Please Ban The Use Of The Word ''Tribe'' On This Forum by Beaf: 7:01pm On Nov 17, 2010
PhysicsQED:
But your ancestors probably had tribal marks. Or are these now to be euphemized as "ethnic marks" when they didn't serve the purpose of distinguishing between different ethnicities but of distinguishing between different subgroups of ethnicities.


There are sub-groups within ethnicities that were called tribes such as Celtic tribes, Gaulish tribes, etc, it has nothing to do with ethnicity or race, it's about the level of development of a group. And that story from Beaf sounds like bullshit, If you're going to tell tall tales at least make them believable,
Dude, if you have a better interpretation to "Apes obey! Aye!" then I'm willing to hear it, otherwise please be quiet. The very least you could have done was employ google and come out more informed.

If you wish to belong to a tribe, its fine by me, but I surely do not belong to a tribe. Thats for monkeys.
Politics › Re: Fake LGA In Nigeria? (Imagine A Fake City In The USA/UK/JAPAN/SA?) by Beaf: 5:23pm On Nov 17, 2010
The one thing wrong with this article is the OP's infatuation with the USA. It is bloody id!otic, all igbobuigbo's posts are about the USA.
Dude, we aren't Americans, by all means publish your stories, but fck that crap.
Politics › Re: 2011: Sponsored Militants Target Jonathan, Supporters’ And Oil Facilities by Beaf(op): 5:15pm On Nov 17, 2010
Ibime:
ITs no use giving us rumours and hiding names. If the Govt deserves to rule, they should arrest these miscreants.
It is very likely that govt is looking at a very wide range of intertwined issue's of both national and international dimensions. Some of the players are at home while others are abroad. So lets be patient, cos we live in very wonderful times.
Politics › Re: Fake LGA In Nigeria? (Imagine A Fake City In The USA/UK/JAPAN/SA?) by Beaf: 5:03pm On Nov 17, 2010
Damn! shocked
Politics › Re: Even As Military Head Of State, We Acted Under The Law -buhari by Beaf: 4:54pm On Nov 17, 2010
Sky Blue:
Buhari did not pass a law that made reporting the truth illegal, please stop embarassing yourself. You could say that reporters reporting certain types of stories were jailed (as was common in military regimes), different from saying reporting the truth was banned. Please stop. So if a road was built or there was fuel scarcity and it was reported, you are trying to tell me that the journalist reporting such stories were jailed?

Ribadu is a saner prospect in your estimation. I am willing to consider Ribadu but I don't even know how serious the man is taking it anymore, I am yet to see a serious campaign strategy from his camp.
How does tyranny operate? Oh yes! A journalist could have been jailed for reporting that there was fuel scarcity so long as Buhari felt embarrassed.

. . .
Justice Mamman Kolo, of Federal High Court also ordered the immediate
reopening of The Guardian. All these court orders were disdainfully
flouted by Federal Government.

Decrees are the major legislative tools of military government and in
Nigeria, they are chummed out with such rapidity that makes many
discerning person marvel. Decrees are enacted to circumscribe the practice
of journalism.

Some of these Decrees had never gone without the necessary challenge by
the press. In 1984, when the Buhari government jailed two  The Guardian
reporters, Nduka Irabor and Tunde Thompson one year each under Decree 4,
The Guardian Management went to court for a proper interpretation of
Decree 4, particularly as regards whether if a story that embarrassed the
government and was true could be an offence under the Decree.


The Chief Judge of Lagos State, Late Justice Adetunji Adefarasin in his
ruling on July 26, 1984 held that by virtue of the provisions of Decree 4
of 1984, it was "unlawful for the plaintiffs to publish any report or
statement which is [size=14pt]true [/size] and which brings or is calculated to bring the
Federal Military Government or state government or a public officer to
ridicule or disrepute
".


Similarly, the Nigeria Union of Journalists (NUJ) went to court asking for
the interpretation of the provisions of the Decree.

In his ruling on June 8, 1993 Justice Yaya Jinadu held that he had
jurisdiction to entertain the suit but that the NUJ lacked the locus
standi to institute the action.
. . .
http://www.derechos.net/ijc/monitor/0328.html
Politics › Re: Even As Military Head Of State, We Acted Under The Law -buhari by Beaf: 4:38pm On Nov 17, 2010
Sky Blue:
Perhaps even more alarming is the rate at which you copy and paste search engine articles to act as 'end alls' in your supposed arguments. Why don't we put things in context first of all. Buhari was a leader in a military dictatorship. Buhari did not put the 'official/public secret act' (pretty much an antithesis to the FOI bill people have been shouting for) in the Nigerian constitution, a clause that has been bastardised by various regimes for their own use in trampling press freedom. What is even more embarassing is how you boldly highlight the "making the report of truth a very serious offence in the country" section of the copy and paste article. Buhari passed a law/decree that made reporting the truth illegal? Are you actually reading what you are typing?

I don't mind you not liking Buhari as a presidential prospect (I am not even a big Buhari fan), I would just appreciate some sincerity and openess in your discourse rather than all the blind propaganda. Now why don't we go back to the statement I made and see if we can focus on the essence of my postings.
I can only advice you to seek out an original transcript of Decree 4. The description in the bolded is 100% correct. Press men were jailed for reporting the truth, simply because it embarrassed Buhari's tyranical govt. That is the only reason, there isn't a lot of bad news about his 1 year tyranny, its called brutal management of press freedom. Buhari is a wooden man with a wooden worldview, a very dangerous man indeed.

I would advice Buhari's supporters to swing behind Ribadu instead, he is a 100% saner prospect with similar (but a million times more refined) character attributes.
Politics › Re: Video Of Alleged Assault On Actress Ufoma Ejenabor by Beaf: 4:27pm On Nov 17, 2010
Blazay:
Finally googled her.
No wonder.
She is married to a white Brit.
She could not be married to a Nigerian Southern coward and display such courage.
I owe her a medal.

A Gordon Bell Price for being the Mother of the Internet. cheesy

Praise to Allah for the internet and the capturing of these events.

Fine babe. Not all those ugly Yoruba-okoro dorty babes. cheesy


http://www.nigeriafilms.com/news/7307/6/ufuoma-ejenobor-weds-in-style-exclusive-photos.html

[img]http://www.nigeriafilms.com/thumb2.aspx?img=Y29udGVudC9jb250ZW50L3Vmb21hd2VkZGdnLmpwZw==&s=MTEvMTcvMjAxMA==&w=600[/img]
At the bolded:
This is the same mistake so many of your brothers made (may their souls RIP). They rushed headlong into the creeks, lusting for jelo butties, rotating of splendid waists of the sort not found on their allotted 72 houries; only for them to be fed to hungry crocs by our rugged fishermen.
. . .But the foolish never learn! grin grin grin

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