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Politics › Re: GEJ Seeks Senate Approval To Rename UNILAG And 2 Other Federal Universities. by Beaf: 2:49pm On Jun 06, 2012
bayulll01: is now clear that gej no notinx about the constitution or due process the fisherman aught to av been impeached immediatly,and where is eediot beef [/b]oya come and defend your clueless uncle
It is evident that you come from a family of id!ots. A waste of DNA that can't even bother to read an article before venting idiocy with pride.
This is the full article (I don't expect an intellectual shrimp like you to get its full import though).

Swine.

[b]Jonathan seeks Senate approval to rename UNILAG, 2 others
Written by Ademola Adebayo Wednesday, 06 June 2012 12:09

President Goodluck Jonathan has asked the Senate for approval to rename three federal universities.

In a letter sent to the Senate today and read by the Senate President at the commencement of Plenary, the President is asking for approval to rename Federal University of Technology Umudike to Michael Okpara University Umudike; Federal Univeristy of Technology Yola to Modibbo Adama University and University of Lagos to Moshood Abiola University, Lagos.

Students of the University of Lagos had embarked on a protest following the President's announcement on May 29 of the renaming of the university.
http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=164467:jonathan-seeks-senate-approval-to-rename-unilag-2-others&catid=2:lead-stories&Itemid=8

It will do all namecalling fools like you a lot of good to take a look at this website and learn not to act or think like animals: http://mautech.edu.ng/

MAULAG is here to stay. Die if you like.
Politics › Re: 2 Hours Shut Down Of Airport For Patience Jonathan Caused The Crash - Breaking by Beaf: 2:39pm On Jun 06, 2012
I find those who trample on the dignity of the dead out of sheer animalistic hatred to be utterly despicable creatures who should be best lined up and summarily shot.

What bastar'ds like oyb have not thought about is, why the aircraft was lining up to land if the airspace was closed.
We just have so many low fools like oyb parading the place and freely venting idiocy.

A brief investigation would tell any educated mind that the plane crashed as it was approaching the airport to land. As soon as the pilot made a distress call, express clearance was given for the plane to come in immediately. That is the practice the World over.

Would a born fool like oyb be the pilot of a plane (God forbid), then get into distress in the air and get told he can't land? Even a beast as emphatically stup!d as oyb would not obey such a call, talkless of flying round in circles for two hours. You've really got to be ammazed at the levels of idiocy that hatred rouses in some people.

As for demdem, he was born and bred in the gutter, thats why he farts verbally like a mentally marooned leprechaun. You expect animals of his kind to swarm around falsehoods to fan the embers of their gutter breeding.
Politics › Re: 2 Hours Shut Down Of Airport For Patience Jonathan Caused The Crash - Breaking by Beaf: 2:24pm On Jun 06, 2012
naijaking1: I have known you for a long time, but what beats me is what happened to youhuh
Why are you bent on blaming the first lady for this unfortunate accident even when evidence clearly point to the contrary. Even if you believe the goverment lies like Nixon and Clinton, what other opposing evidence do you have apart from anecdotal rumors and heresay. Meanwhile, just think about how your rumors affect the families of the victims. There should be time for politics and time to mourn, please let bereaved morun in piece and quitely.
oyb is a hate-filled fool.
Politics › Re: 16 MASSOB Members Killed, 83 Injured, 500 Arrested In Raid Of MASSOB Offices ! by Beaf: 2:02pm On Jun 06, 2012
However, Nigerian Tribune gathered that trouble started after a large number of youths from Obosi, heavily armed with gun and other sophisticated weapons, invaded Okpoko community to demand tenement rates from the residents, unleashed terror on the community and dispossessed people of their belongings.

It was further gathered that the rampaging youth wore MASSOB insignia, chanting Biafran war songs and this apparently prompted the raid on MASSOB offices by the security operatives who were hunting the assailants.

When contacted, the Anambra State Police Public Relations Officer (PPRO), Emeka Chukwuemeka, said he was aware of the operation but was yet to be officially briefed on the number of arrests made.
http://www.tribune.com.ng/index.php/news/42123-16-killed-23-injured-in-onitsha

It is getting clear that there is a horrible error somewhere. Its either the security people made a genuine (or deliberate) mistake, or they really went after what they felt was a den of armed robbers. If they claim to have gone for a den of robbers, the fact that MASSOB is a legal organisation would beg the question about why any shooting took place. The civilised mind would have expected a no nonsense meeting with MASSOB reps, followed by arrests.

Heads must roll.
Politics › Re: 16 MASSOB Members Killed, 83 Injured, 500 Arrested In Raid Of MASSOB Offices ! by Beaf: 1:53pm On Jun 06, 2012
The Nation gathered that some youths from Obosi, allegedly dressed in MASSOB insignia, invaded Okpoko and demanded tenement fees from residents. Sources said they attacked residents and dispossessed them of their belongings.

It was learnt that the hoodlums allegedly sang Biafra war songs and this prompted the raids on MASSOB offices.
http://www.thenationonlineng.net/2011/index.php/news/49175-11-feared-dead-many-injured-in-raids-on-massob-offices.html

From the above, it would seem that it was a horrible mix up brought on by the attacking of members of the public.
Does MASSOB regularly demand tenement fee's? If so, for what? It sounds quite strange.
If it is also true that they robbed the Okpoko community, then something has gone terribly wrong with the organisation.

Regardless, 16 dead is unacceptable and heads must roll. May the dead RIP.
Politics › Re: 16 MASSOB Members Killed, 83 Injured, 500 Arrested In Raid Of MASSOB Offices ! by Beaf: 4:16am On Jun 06, 2012
[quote author=ndu_chucks]Security operatives have no business killing Nigerians unjustly. These operatives and their commanders need to be dealt with accordingly if the killings were not justified. I have a few questions though:

(1) Did the security operatives shoot in self defense?
(2) Were these MASSOB members displaying the biafran flag treasonously?
(3) What criminal activity by MASSOB prompted this raid?

Killing 16 people and injuring 83 for no reason at all does not make sense. What were all those people doing at the location, were they perpetrating any crime?[/quote]How can a flag be displayed so "treasonously" that the response is 16 dead?
Politics › Re: 16 MASSOB Members Killed, 83 Injured, 500 Arrested In Raid Of MASSOB Offices ! by Beaf: 4:14am On Jun 06, 2012
Why is MASSOB being raided? Perhaps it is another of those incidents where people overeach themselves.
16 dead is no joke and heads need to roll.
Politics › Re: Eyewitnesses Say Injured Foreigner Walked Out Of Plane by Beaf: 4:09am On Jun 06, 2012
macjive01: Beef its posible to jump out esp if you are seated at/near the four exits.

The exit doors are actually very easy to open.
I have been in a plane that went into an emergency procedure before; one of the first things that happens is that some of the crew harness themselves into special fittings by the door; thats one obstacle. The second is, you obviously cannot open a plane door while it is in flight.
Politics › Re: Eyewitnesses Say Injured Foreigner Walked Out Of Plane by Beaf:
[quote author=tpia@]another account said two white men jumped out of the plane before it crash landed, but unfortunately they were directly under the spot where it came down.[/quote]SMH. Have you been on a plane before? How is it possible to jump out?
Programming › Re: High Scalability Help!!!!!! by Beaf: 2:32am On Jun 06, 2012
g9kate: An application that gonna be operating btw PHP Zend & Yii frameworks and huge read/write DB activity, Multimedia of all types handling in great measure and its needed to scale for about 20million views per day: tell me I don't need a server farm for this-sad-
You are gonna be streaming multimedia? Talk to those who specialse in such, like Akamai and Limelight.
Streaming media is not for the fainthearted.

Try this evaluation from Microsoft: http://www.cs.brown.edu/courses/csci2950-u/papers/CDN-measuring-IMC08-huang.pdf

This will come in handy for you: MetaCDN: Harnessing ‘Storage Clouds’ for high performance content delivery ( http://citeseerx.ist.psu.edu/viewdoc/download?doi=10.1.1.144.7766&rep=rep1&type=pdf )
Politics › Re: Eyewitnesses Say Injured Foreigner Walked Out Of Plane by Beaf: 2:26am On Jun 06, 2012
[quote author=Awhy.com]...
He said moments later, he realised that some hoodlums had started making attempts to loot at the crash site.
...
The boy, Aanu Fashola, said hoodlums immediately started cutting up the cows, adding that people tried to loot at the crash site.[/quote]I wonder the sort of people many Nigerians are. embarassed embarassed embarassed
How despicable!
Education › Re: UNILAG/MAU Students Drag FG To Court Over Name change by Beaf: 1:06am On Jun 06, 2012
abbey621: @Akainzo - You must be myopic! Who said all the previous laws were thrown away? The same Police Act that you mentioned, has it not been amended to fit in with modern provisions. Your 1960s Act of Parliament that created Unilag, did it exclude it from being a federal entity? If not, then Unilag and other federal entities are bounded by the powers of the federation which rests exclusively on the executive branch, this is Nigeria, not your twisted version of fairy-tale land. Before you open your locust infested mouth, learn more about the university systems being operated in Nigeria and whether a university can claim to be independent, while operating as a federal university!
I have been asking folk like him by what process they think (or know) 6 other federal universities got renamed, but they have been unable to answer.
MAULAG is here to stay, no matter how many misguided souls in search of designer brands rather than a sound education go to court to trample MKO's legacy.
Politics › Re: 2 Hours Shut Down Of Airport For Patience Jonathan Caused The Crash - Breaking by Beaf: 12:46am On Jun 06, 2012
Is oyb a kind of animal?
Travel › Re: Eye-Witness Account Of DANA Plane Crash: Like A Movie by Beaf: 12:41am On Jun 06, 2012
pro01: By the way, how does one react or behave in the final moments when it becomes certain that death is imminent? I mean, since this crash happened, I have been unable to stop visualising the last minute or two inside the ill-fated aircraft, when it was hovering awkwardly and spiralling around the buildings. Did the passengers bond together to say thier final prayers? Were they making frantic and futile attempts to escape, did they recoil in their seats soaked in tears of despair? Did the business class passengers rush out into the economy class cabin in a show of death-bound solidarity? Indeed, did some of the passengers and crew break into the cockpit to see what the pilot was up to? Mary, mother of Jesus. I tell you, the chaotic scenes in that plane in the final moments is more heart-wrenching than words can ever describe.
I've been in a sort of situation in the air before. What happens is the pilot makes an announcement summarising the distress, tells everyone to go to their seats and fasten their seat belts. They give you the low down of oxygen bottles that drop down etc. At the same time, the crew troop toward the exits and strap themselves into special harnesses by the exits... Bro, its scary and organised.

I was with my wife and kid. I was so happy they were fast asleep; luckily the emergency passed quickly, but it was really scary. I am sure though that it wasn't even one-thousandth as scary as what happened at Iju. May their souls RIP.
Travel › Re: Eye-Witness Account Of DANA Plane Crash: Like A Movie by Beaf: 12:27am On Jun 06, 2012
Basic: Who are you to dispel such a rumour. Let Jonathan and his wife come out and dispel it themselves. If they both cannot, we'll hold that fact to be the truth. Or why should a plane hover aimlessly in the air for minutes when the airport is very close by? There are elements of truth in most rumours my brother!
That is a path for fools, bro.
Nobody is gonna break a limb to concince you about the obvious, afterall, you are an adult.

The plane crashed after it was given emergency clearance, sir. You are lying when you say it hovered in the air, something no eyewitness has said.
Why propagate lies on a tragedy like the most despicable of gutter beings that is worth only spitting on? Why trample on the dignity of the dead like you are Lucifer visting from hell?

Its your call to be evil, every man has his life to live.
Politics › Re: 2 Hours Shut Down Of Airport For Patience Jonathan Caused The Crash - Breaking by Beaf: 12:17am On Jun 06, 2012
[size=14pt]Can anybody solve the mystery of why oyb is so desperate, wicked, lies so much and is filled with so much hate?
Why lie about the unfortunate deaths of so many?
How can a human being be like an incarnation of Lucifer?[/size]
Politics › Re: 2 Hours Shut Down Of Airport For Patience Jonathan Caused The Crash - Breaking by Beaf: 12:10am On Jun 06, 2012
Anybody have a clue why oyb is as stup!d as a stone?
To be fool na talent sha! grin

Evil, hate-filled piece of shiit.

Loser.
Politics › Re: Corruption In Aviation Sector Caused Dana Air Crash – CPC Publicity Secretary by Beaf: 12:07am On Jun 06, 2012
sanniemoe: YOU SHOULD SHUT THAT NONSENSE U CALL A MOUTH..HE IS FAR MORE BRILLIANT AND INTELLIGENT THAN u ARE.OLD ENOUGH TO BE YOUR FATHER..USELESS FOOL
Bro, Buhari talks as if he is boiling yams in his mouth.
Politics › Re: Corruption In Aviation Sector Caused Dana Air Crash – CPC Publicity Secretary by Beaf: 12:05am On Jun 06, 2012
aurenflani: Beaf ultimately u cannot escape karma for all ur slandering and falsehood against Gen. Buhari. You cannot and do not forget this assertion by me when that time comes. For I will like you to remember this.
Buhari is a bloodthirsty, red-eyed, scary faced, "born to rule" mullah.

You and all your fellow educated and uneducated almajiri's will answer to karma for the deaths of hundreds of innocent people, including youth corpers serving their country in distant lands.

No demon will rule this country again.

Look closely at the picture below, it will be like a mirror to you. Every last soul whose relection is cast by that grim photo, owes the nation a penance in blood:

https://www.nigeriaplus.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/nigeria_election_riot.jpg
Politics › Re: 2 Hours Shut Down Of Airport For Patience Jonathan Caused The Crash - Breaking by Beaf: 11:55pm On Jun 05, 2012
oyb: they know EXACTLY how things work in nigeria. the loudest monkey in the cacophony of Denials has DEFENDED gej's vip movement in the not so distant past. they are simply govt lapdogs is all
And out of the bushes hops the one-legged, c[i]o[/i]ck-eyed id!ot called oyb... To inflict painful levels of stup!dity on NL one more time!
All hail fools! grin grin grin
Travel › Re: Eye-Witness Account Of DANA Plane Crash: Like A Movie by Beaf: 10:56pm On Jun 05, 2012
gossips: Exactly the reason why I asked the questions that I asked. There's a rumour going round that the plane might have made it to the airport but for the shutting down of the airspace for about 2hrs. So it had to hover in the air to wait for a go-ahead to land. If this is anything close to being the truth, hmmm!
The airspace wasn't shut down. Its just a very evil rumour started by Buhari and El-Rufai people to make political gain from the tragedy.
The plane given emergency clearance to land as soon as the pilot called in distress, unfortunately they crashed before they could get to the airport.

A truly horrible story. May their souls rest in peace.

I doff my hat to the pilot who from eyewitness accounts, seems to have done everything possible to bring the plane down away from crowded areas.
Politics › Re: 2 Hours Shut Down Of Airport For Patience Jonathan Caused The Crash - Breaking by Beaf: 9:53pm On Jun 05, 2012
The Pataki I of Nigeria, NL's village id!ot is out to entertain. Somebody bring out the monkeys! grin
The dude just hops out like a befuddled toad in a state of mental anguish... Only release yet another burst of unadulterated stup!dity!

Broda Pataki, do you imagine airspaces get closed for fun? Especially as there was no VIP using the airport on Sunday?
Are you a winsh? Even the most stup!d person wouldn't believe that a plane would embark on a 50 minute flight only to hover for 2 hours! But you do!

All hail fools!!! grin

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Politics › Re: Would Jonathan Goodluck Be The First President To Resign? by Beaf: 9:44pm On Jun 05, 2012
werepeLeri: where is your proof that d airspace was closed for two hours because of her?
KnowAll has always been mentally challenged. Don't grace an attention seeking fool with questions.
Politics › Re: 2 Hours Shut Down Of Airport For Patience Jonathan Caused The Crash - Breaking by Beaf: 9:38pm On Jun 05, 2012
BlackBaron: According to what I read..."A Dana Air McDonnell Douglas MD-83, registration 5N-RAM, performing flight 9J-992 from Abuja to Lagos with 153 people on board, was on approach to Lagos when the crew reported engine problems. On final approach to runway 18L at about 15:00 local time the aircraft collided with a power line, crashed into a built up area about 5-6nm from touch down and burst into flames..."

Give or take, the estimated distance from Abuja to Lagos is about 339.1 Miles or 545.8 Kilometers with an approximate flight duration time of about 50 mins, so possibly left Abuja at about 2pm or bit later.
What I'd like to know is if an any domestic flight landed in between Jonathan's wife purported landing and Dana's ill fated crash
Jonathans wife used the airport on Saturday and Monday. The plane crashed on Sunday.
Politics › Re: 2 Hours Shut Down Of Airport For Patience Jonathan Caused The Crash - Breaking by Beaf: 9:36pm On Jun 05, 2012
Pataki: Emergency clearance you say? Now answer these questions. . . . nitwit!

Do you know how many miles or kilometers away the plane was from the airport before it crashed?

Do you know what time the plane left Abuja for Lagos?

Do you know what time the plane crashed? How many minutes does it take to fly from Abuja-Lagos?

Why would a plane be granted emergency clearance, if the airspace was not previously shut down to other domestic and probably international flights? Can you see how you are shooting out your grandiose idiocy?!

You are truly a useless cyber-vagabond!
Shut up, fool.
You have just seen the official confirmation of what I said earlier that the First Lady was not scheduled to fly on the day of the plane crash. I'm sure even a cow brained piece of shiit like you can check on where she was at the exact time of the crash.

But bro, why are you so stup!d na? Does it not give you headache?
If it takes minutes for a flight to arrive Lagos from Abuja, why would it have been sent into a supposedly closed airspace to hover for two hours? Are you that thick? I can assure you that those who man the airports are well above your pathetic mental calibre.

Only vulcanisers and rat catchers would think the same laws govern planes as govern molue's.
[size=14pt]"Osodi straight! Wole soke! We gbe e! Sa lo straight!!!! Aeroplane, pack here!"[/size]

What a grass gripping, mud munching, monkey hugging nematode!

https://starcasm.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/oprah_laughing_animated_gif.gif
Politics › Re: FG Suspends DANA Airline's License. by Beaf: 9:18pm On Jun 05, 2012
auwal87: Good.
Arrest and charge the CEO
Word. cool
Its just that in matters like this with an international audience, due process must be followed.
Politics › Re: Corruption In Aviation Sector Caused Dana Air Crash – CPC Publicity Secretary by Beaf: 9:15pm On Jun 05, 2012
cool
Poor Buhari, the scary eyed mullah! He always hops out of the bushes whenever there is unfortunate loss of life. embarassed
Let him be reminded that the blood of our youth corpers, slain by his almajiri's is...

calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling, calling...

The innocent blood of his victims is calling. Buhari will answer.
cool
Politics › Re: 2 Hours Shut Down Of Airport For Patience Jonathan Caused The Crash - Breaking by Beaf: 9:01pm On Jun 05, 2012
frosbel: But the fact remains that the pilot made desperate SOS calls, therefore the airport was aware of the emergency, there is no way they will delay the flight under such circumstances - Period.
Don't mind the buffoons. The plane was given emergency clearance to land, but crashed before it could.
Politics › Re: 2 Hours Shut Down Of Airport For Patience Jonathan Caused The Crash - Breaking by Beaf: 8:55pm On Jun 05, 2012
^
Your red-eyed desperation is getting the better of you and making you hop out like a one legged toad each time id!ots are required.
What a fool! Imagine a so-called graduate actually thinking that planes can takeoff and land the same way okada's just go anywhere they like.
Oyb is officially NL's greatest fool!

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Beaf: Anyway, allow me to say:
All hail fools!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
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Politics › Re: 2 Hours Shut Down Of Airport For Patience Jonathan Caused The Crash - Breaking by Beaf: 8:54pm On Jun 05, 2012
Anyway, allow me to say:
All hail fools!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Politics › Re: 2 Hours Shut Down Of Airport For Patience Jonathan Caused The Crash - Breaking by Beaf: 8:49pm On Jun 05, 2012
Oyb and other rumour spreading illiterates. Did you see this post:

Beaf: ^
Why don't you quote Ikebe Super, fool? Ridiculous! grin
[size=14pt]When the airspace is closed, no planes can take off in the hope of landing there. Simple as ABC.[/size]
Any other id!ots?
Oyb, what a cement brained donkey you are! Damn! grin
As a "hingeneer," (even if na oluwole degree sef) would you have sent a plane to an area where the airspace is closed? Do you think we are talking molues and keke napep here?

Dunce.
Politics › Re: 2 Hours Shut Down Of Airport For Patience Jonathan Caused The Crash - Breaking by Beaf: 8:39pm On Jun 05, 2012
^
Why don't you quote Ikebe Super, fool? Ridiculous! grin
When the airspace is closed, no planes can take off in the hope of landing there. Simple as ABC.
Any other id!ots?

oyb: i have beaf where i want him - see the muthafukig hypocrite

https://www.nairaland.com/613001/jonathan-locks-oshiomhole-out-benin
And that proves that the aircraft crashed because of air space lock ups? Why are there so many id!ots on NL?
Its like a hurricane of stup!dity! Lol!

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