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Politics › Re: Is It True? by Beaf: 5:23pm On Jun 24, 2010
They actually get much more. Check your figures again and weep for 9ja. cry
Politics › Re: Paedophiles Invade Lagos by Beaf: 5:10pm On Jun 24, 2010
All paedophiles should be either sentenced to die by hanging or be catrasted.
Yerima should be the first example.
Politics › Re: Driver Throws Traffic Official Out Of Moving Vehicle by Beaf: 3:16pm On Jun 24, 2010
Jephyard:
Ijust can't stop laughing at the foolishness of our arm forces
Power drunk is the diseases grin grin grin grin
The armed forces are;
1. Air Force
2. Infantry
3. Navy
4. SSS
5. Police (very debatable)
They all carry arms and can legally kill in the course of duty.

Don't let any LASTMA or other traffic corp decieve you about what he or she is.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Among Nine Most Illiterate Countries In The World by Beaf: 3:10pm On Jun 24, 2010
I read some arguments about our jassmen documenting their juju. grin
You might well be surprised that most cultures have some form of writing (pre-colonial) which was used by secret societies, "artists" and native doctors. There are some scripts which exist up till today, eg Ifa and Nsibidi.
Nsibidi is the most documented though. Google throws up quite a few results, http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=nsibidi+script&meta=&rlz=1I7ADSA_en
Politics › Re: Efcc To Probe Bankole, Others Over N9b Budget by Beaf: 2:48pm On Jun 24, 2010
. . .
Before the emergence of Dimeji Bankole, no Speaker of the House used a bullet-proof car. We see it as a wastage of public funds. Even in the convoy of the President, there is no bullet-proof car.
. . .
This Farida talks way too much sha. Aren't spooks meant to be the quiet, assured type? embarassed
All the same, I am happy Dimeji is being called to answer questions.
Politics › Re: Reps Condemn ‘rising’ Violence In Nigeria by Beaf: 2:35pm On Jun 24, 2010
Bankole must not be allowed to get away with it. If allegations are brought against the number 4 man in the country, we expect that they would be dealt with frontally, in an open and civilised way. The employment of thugs to silence opposition cannot be allowed for any reason. Bankole has set a very terrible precedent that must be overturned for the health of our democracy.
Politics › Re: Driver Throws Traffic Official Out Of Moving Vehicle by Beaf: 2:25pm On Jun 24, 2010
The Nigerian number plating system is computerised. So why the need to jump into cars? It should be as simple as logging the fine against the vehicle number.
What we have operating in Nigeria in so many places is the jungle law that too many years of military regimes has encoded in the Nigerian DNA.

I will not be surprised if both men in the car can successfully plead that they acted in self defence and get off scot-free.
Politics › Re: Do You Think The White American Surely Like This? by Beaf: 10:56am On Jun 24, 2010
deco2come:
Tell me that you were not kidding when you mentioned the above statement. You have to understand the meaning of racism and the various ways it is being carried out. After that, I believe you will amend your post.

@Poster,

If they are not happy, who go bi happy. Na my papa vote for him before?
Tell me where in todays Europe or USA you can find the equivalent of the massacres in Jos? The best examples might be Rodney King or Stephen Lawrence, but they pale compared to our regular Boko Harams, Helen Ukpabio's etc. We are much worse than we think.
Programming › Re: Please Help, I Have The Ideas But No Skill by Beaf: 10:44am On Jun 24, 2010
You need to get in touch with a developer or learn how to develop the app yourself (could take you a year). If you decide to sort the app with a developer, you MUST get them to sign a non-disclosure agreement (or be done in like the originators of the facebook idea). There are many examples of non-disclosure agreements on the web, here's a google search; http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=non-disclosure+agreement&meta=&rlz=1I7ADSA_en

Before you start, there are key questions you need to answer;

[list]
[li]What platform is your target market on (android, windows, symbian etc)?[/li]
[li]Would your app be suitable as a webservice or would it need to be installed etc (what is the architecture)?[/li]
[li]What programming technology should it be written in (flash, silverlight, java, c# etc - keys into first point in many ways)?[/li]
[/list]
Politics › Re: Goodluck-jonathan-g8-observer-storms-canada-with-140-delegates by Beaf: 10:09am On Jun 24, 2010
Kx:
Why wont they be scared after all the killing and maiming of journalists in the recent past.
Do you mean by govt? Or do you mean by individual politicians? They are two very different things and you might be making very serious allegations that could very well be unfounded.
Politics › Re: Ibori: Jonathan, Oghara Elders In Secret Talks About Ibori Case - News by Beaf: 10:01am On Jun 24, 2010
If anybody likes to hold secret talks, good for them! It is already quarter past midnight and much too late to save Ibori. If they had any sense, they would have surrendered him to the EFCC where "everything" is possible, instead they put up a Rambo show. Well, right now, its the UK that wants him badly, so let them go and hold secret talks with David Cameron.

Foolish people, rooting for a criminal. angry
Politics › Re: Northern Politicians Should Allow Nigerians To Choose Next President – Buhari by Beaf: 9:55am On Jun 24, 2010
[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=468113.msg6272947#msg6272947 date=1277368884]ok now.was he against rotational presidency when yaradua was anointed by the pdp and finally became the president.yes or no[/quote]Maybe you don't know that Buhari has never been a member of PDP. The rotation nonsense, is internal to PDP.
Politics › Re: Random by Beaf: 9:40am On Jun 24, 2010
@slyrox
I like the way their passwords have been listed here http://codename-intrusion..com/2010/06/hackedhouse-of-representative-webite.html
It just shows how foolish the people leading us are. Even though they are encrypted, you can make out that at least 90% of the bastar'ds use the same password!! shocked
Politics › Re: Northern Politicians Should Allow Nigerians To Choose Next President – Buhari by Beaf: 9:36am On Jun 24, 2010
[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=468113.msg6272806#msg6272806 date=1277366944]So buhari has suddenly turned a believer anyways i would nt blame him much,he has never been by favoured by the zoning arrangement of the pdp which has cost him his presidential ambition twice because he's an opposition politician.so no qualms about his comments[/quote]What do you mean, "suddenly"? Has he ever previously stated that he was on the side of power rotation?
It is wrong to put people in pidgeon holes and then claim stuff about them. It is really wrong beyond words.
Politics › Re: Do You Think The White American Surely Like This? by Beaf: 9:31am On Jun 24, 2010
The vast majority are very happy with it. Afterall, they voted for him, even in some practically all white states. Europe and the US are much less racist than we are in Nigeria (with our rabid tribalism, religious riots and north-south dichotomy). Jos, anybody?
Politics › Re: Goodluck-jonathan-g8-observer-storms-canada-with-140-delegates by Beaf: 9:28am On Jun 24, 2010
You have to ask why only one newspaper is reporting this. Is the story plain falsehood (as is frequent with our press) or are others scared of govt?
Politics › Re: Random by Beaf: 8:53am On Jun 24, 2010
Well done slyrox, but. . .
Most PHP websites are useless. PHP should be banned from the Nigerian space. angry

On the other hand, we need to see more and more of such disruptive protest actions. Again, well done slyrox.
Politics › Re: Northern Politicians Should Allow Nigerians To Choose Next President – Buhari by Beaf: 8:51am On Jun 24, 2010
Wow!!
Buhari just moved up several thousand notches in my books. We hope to hear much more from his likes because some irresponsible thieves are more than ready to jeopardise national unity. To make matters worse, other sections of the country are prepared for a face down (all methods, including arms cannot be ruled out).
Sports › Re: Juju: Why Can't We Use It To Progress/win In The World Cup? by Beaf: 8:02pm On Jun 23, 2010
Maybe, if not for some very mean juju, we wouldn't have qualified to go to SA. But since juju pass juju, the boys are back without the World Cup. grin grin grin
Politics › New INEC Boss Sees Challenges To Free Vote by Beaf(op): 6:54pm On Jun 23, 2010
[size=14pt]New Nigeria polls chief sees challenges to free vote[/size]
Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:56pm GMT 
* Nigeria faces "tremendous challenges" ahead of polls
* New head acknowledges corruption in election agency
* Supports campaign finance reform

By Camillus Eboh

ABUJA, June 23 (Reuters) - Nigeria's new elections chief said on Wednesday the country faced "tremendous challenges" implementing reforms in time for polls due by next April and said establishing accurate voter lists was a vital first step.

An electoral roll riddled with fictitious names and omitting legitimate voters was among the many problems of Nigeria's last elections in 2007, polls so marred by ballot stuffing and voter intimidation that observers deemed them not credible.

President Goodluck Jonathan, who took over as head of state last month after the death of late President Umaru Yar'Adua, has made avoiding a repeat of the 2007 fiasco his top priority.

"We know the challenges are tremendous in terms of ensuring that we bring free and fair and credible elections," Attahiru Jega, the incoming head of the INEC electoral commission, told the Senate at his confirmation hearings in the capital Abuja.

"I am certainly aware the credibility of the elections come 2011 will to a large extent be predicated on the credibility of the voter register," he said.
Jonathan nominated Jega, a respected academic, two weeks ago to head the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC). His appointment was met with cautious optimism by political parties although many warned deep reforms were needed.

The 2007 election that brought Yar'Adua to power marked the first handover of power from one civilian president to another.

But children were reported to have been included in the voting lists, while voter registration machines were found in the private homes of politicians.

Sceptics question whether Jega will have time to implement meaningful reforms in the few months left before election campaigning is due to begin.

Yar'Adua had also made electoral reform one of his priorities but little progress was made.

Candidates and voters decried widespread irregularities in a governorship election in the southeastern state of Anambra in February, a poll seen as a litmus test of how far Nigeria had come in improving its electoral system.

Would-be voters across the state complained that their names were not on electoral rolls. Local observers said false names such as "Nelson Mandela" were on lists that appeared to have been tampered with, while legitimate voters were turned away.

Jega acknowledged corruption within INEC was a "very serious problem" that needed to be addressed.

He said he also supported campaign finance reform to put an end to the massive political influence from so-called godfathers -- powerful unelected figures who have in the past used a combination of patronage and the threat of violence to ensure success for their chosen candidates. (Writing by Randy Fabi; Editing by Nick Tattersall)

http://af.reuters.com/article/nigeriaNews/idAFLDE65M1CN20100623?sp=true
Politics › Re: Nigeria Among Nine Most Illiterate Countries In The World by Beaf: 12:50pm On Jun 23, 2010
^
In some ways you are right. It is more like abysmally poor quality of education.
It might not be stack iliteracy in cases like the child witches down south or almajiri's up North, but there is a strong correlation between poverty and quality of education.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Among Nine Most Illiterate Countries In The World by Beaf: 12:36pm On Jun 23, 2010
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=467526.msg6267881#msg6267881 date=1277292548]One in Six British adults lacks the literacy skills of an 11-year-old
Over 7 million British adults are illiterates.[/quote]Seriously, lets leave Britain out of it (or any part of the West or East for that matter). Their problems are much less than ours.
We have a very serious problem in Nigeria with iliteracy and it is serious to the point that its a national security issue. for example 1 million people are planning to match on Abuja in support of the paedophile senator, Yerima. Guess who will be making up the numbers? embarassed
Politics › Re: Nigeria Among Nine Most Illiterate Countries In The World by Beaf: 10:26am On Jun 23, 2010
Nigeria is a country in denial. embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Politics › Re: Why All The Noise About Mexico's Oil Spill When Worse Goes On In Nd by Beaf: 1:05am On Jun 23, 2010
oyb:
that would be you supporting and celebrating the barbarians who brought kidnapping to nigeria.thanks to the likes of you, nigeria has become like those south american countries where kidnapping is a mjor industry

it is also ne'er do wells like you that flooded the entire region with arms, which is why we now have robbers attcaking banks with rpgs

and you have the gall to call the rest of Nigerians devils.

effing disgrace to humanity tongue tongue
You're so funny! Was it the whole of Nigeria that asked to gather ND people in cattle cars and send them to the gas chamber? No it was just you. It is just you that is the Lucifer preparing to gas his mum, dad and little baby. They will die in your gas chamber, not Niger Delta people. grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Why All The Noise About Mexico's Oil Spill When Worse Goes On In Nd by Beaf: 12:46am On Jun 23, 2010
^
After lying initially, when confronted with your own words, you start dancing ajasko.
If you like you can rain abuse on everything that moves in the Niger Delta; it only displays more of the gutter and the depth of evil in you.

Instead of Niger Deltans, just dream of rounding up your beloved family in cattle cars and sending them to the gas chamber you have prepared for Niger Deltans, yeah, gas all your folk; smiles and all. . . Mum, dad, kids, sisters, brothers, gas all of them. cool

. . .And some of us have been thinking Lucifer was the Devil, not knowing its the fellow next door. cry cry cry
Politics › Re: Nigerian Economy Grew 7.23% In First Quarter On Oil by Beaf: 10:24pm On Jun 22, 2010
xterra2:
Ahh i never called you a bast, ard person
Ok, my bad for the misunderstanding. I take my words back.
Politics › Re: Why All The Noise About Mexico's Oil Spill When Worse Goes On In Nd by Beaf: 10:10pm On Jun 22, 2010
oyb:
why are you such a deceitful person? or is it that you are aware that the nd has its part in all this pollution, but need an us vs them paradigm so you can continue to lie to yourself and persist in your "we innocent victimised put upon gang rap-ed nders are complete blameless victims in all this" noise?

stop all these deliberate attempts to put words in my mouth - show some of that intelligence that other nigerians belive you have.
or you can keep whining about the big bad nasty oyb who wants all nders in the gas chamber.  tongue

as so many have observed , you are conveniently mum on bunkering - you'd rather derail the thread by your pathetic personal attacks on people of a different view.
Oh you are back? You are the very person that prayed that all Niger Deltans would be rounded up in cattle cars and herded off to be killed in gas chambers. Or is you concience worrying you now? Charlie, like I told you over and over, it is your own family that you will end up sending to the gas chamber; your mum, dad and your kids. cool

Put words in your mouth? Dishonesty usually goes with wickedness and evil. Deny;

oyb:
disgusting and ridiculous melodrama. i always knew beaf had some sort of romantic persecution complex. i can see all those nders being rounded up in cattle cars and sent to the gas chamber
Politics › Re: Nigerian Economy Grew 7.23% In First Quarter On Oil by Beaf: 9:57pm On Jun 22, 2010
xterra2:
And to think I was of the opinion that Yar Adua was called Baba Go Slow, because absolutely nothing was happening! Not knowing that economic diversification was rocketing ahead, in fact while Yar Adua slept his way through 2.5 years, the economy simply reacted and diversified! Wow!
U always hate Yaradua leave hom to rest in peace, Okay Baba go slow is still better than your Jonathan bas.stad
I'm a bastar'd because I mentioned Yar Adua? shocked
Are some of you people mentally damaged or what? Do you think Yar Adua was the President of your family alone?
I bet you mastur.bate to Yar Adua's picture, don't you? Id!ot.

I pity you and people that think like you.
Politics › Re: We Have No Money To Fix Power Sector – Jebba Power Chief by Beaf: 7:17pm On Jun 22, 2010
There is a very easy way to meet the $6billion annually. Develop the country and stop relying on oil! This is another another opportunity presenting itself.

There should be sincere and well thought out plans and set goals to move the country forward, step by step. We can see the annual $6billion cost as a loan toward creating one of the most fundamental legs of an enabling environment for development.

We can get there. Also, massive power stations and super expensive distribution lines are not the only way (they sure are the old way, though); we need to look at alternative and environmentally friendly ways of generating power for each household in a decoupled grid system. The benefits would be three fold;
[list]
[li]Quick turn around of our power generation situation for the better[/li]
[li]Achieve 24 / 7 power availability cheaply (by orders of magnitude)[/li]
[li]Provide skills and jobs[/li]
[/list]

The technology and knowhow is out there, just waiting to be applied.
Politics › Re: Islam:you Can Marry 5 Years Old Girl And Wait Till She Is Ripe by Beaf: 4:40pm On Jun 22, 2010
gadogado:
Why you are conveniently listing middle belt states like kwara baffles me, when you talk of the north kwara comes miles behind sokoto and kano!! after all, sokoto colonized kwara and imposed a ruler for the kwarans!!! Southern Kaduna people were slaves to Hausa people!!! Tat being said, let me state this one more time, marriage, building of a social institution is not comparable to ritual killing, murder based on superstition. Do not get it mixed!!

YOU HAVE FAILED to tell me what exactly is wrong with the age difference, what makes it immoral, universally immoralhuh what the difference between me being 10 years older than my wife and 50 years older than herhuh does age now determine sexual intercourse, In other words, If my wife is 30 and im 50, i cannot have intimacy with her?? if the girl is sexually mature and can physically have intimacy which is done all around the world, then why does the age of who has sex with her bother you so muchhuh all around the world, 13 and 14 yr old girls have intimacy particularly in the west meaning they are physically able to!! what manner of nonsense are you spewing!
Age difference is of no consequence between concenting adults. However, age difference worsens any case of paedophillia; that should be really simple to understand. Shouldn't it?

Southern Kaduna people were slaves to Hausa people? You mean you are proud to say that?

Perhaps, Sokoto and Kano would love to leave Nigeria if they cannot do away with backward cultures? But we will adopt and save all their children from them first; because, ra'pe is a crime in the rest of the country (especially when a kid is the victim). It will not be tolerated.
Politics › Re: Islam:you Can Marry 5 Years Old Girl And Wait Till She Is Ripe by Beaf: 4:34pm On Jun 22, 2010
gadogado:
Now you're starting to be honest, it boils down to your bigoted hate of islam!! People like me say western this and arab that because in case you didnt notice, Westerners colonized half of the country while arabs the other half, both contributing and shaping or re shaping intellectual discourse, when you accepted Christianity and abandoned your traditional belief system, you became an extension of the west, you let them colonize you too, your legal code is the same as theirs so are many different aspects of your life!! you have nothing that is truly originally yours other than food!! your mind however and your society is either western styled or arab to the norh.
Fail! I am not a Christian, so stop hiding behind any crap religious hatred rubbish. I never even mentioned Islam, so you must be paranoid.
The sharia I talked about is not even mentioned in the Quran. So what are you going on about?

No point sounding more Al Qaeda than Bin Ladin. grin

Barbaric cultures must change. Yerima should be jailed and castrated. cool

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