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The best thing is to keep a list of Northern NYSC postings, even if the North doesn't provide many corpers, we can still find 7 for every single Southerner killed.
This rubbish will stop the very day we pour libation in their blood.

candylips:
this report smells of beaf

Wetin I do you na?

I don't understand this one o! Is EFCC becoming a court to decide wills?

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I have given you proof, but even before we could go into details; you claimed you didn't have the mental tools to cope. So I helped you out with howstuffworks.com where everything is in simple English you can easily digest. No equations, just logic (at least so all NLer's can follow our arguments and see you make a fool of yourself). Start defending yourself with these, '(a) provide a definition for matter, (b) provide a definition for life (so we can have a reference point for what you term, "critters"'.

Only a fool starts an argument that they cannot defend. Only a fool lives on preconceptions and assumptions. Nigeria has a way of providing the World with "intellectual" wretches like you that think they know all; they answer titles like "Engnr.,  Dr., Alhaji, CPF, ACG" and other meaningless, empty things. You would think they could single handedly develop the nation, but like you are proving here; they have brains the size of tiny little peanuts.

You sit down at your keyboard, sounding like Shakespeare, looking for names like "Wittington" for your kids, spitting on your heritage and quoting the West. Lost soul! In the meantime, countries like SA - sick of the directionlessness that your type has "blessed" Nigeria with - have sought to strenghten their copyright system so that your great "West" wouldn't steal their traditional secrets. The funny thing is that your great Western CIA is so "foolish" that they had a psychic research programme.

I am sure you are not blind. So re-read my last post, stop docking and diving.

Jakumo:
As it happens, Beaf,  I do have vague recollections of the mathematical formulae required to thoroughly explicate the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, as an illustrative basis for most wave theory aspects of quantum mechanics.  If memory serves me right, that principle attempts to quantify the incremental energy levels of sub-atomic matter, expressing those variables as statistical probabilities hypothetically measurable in the continum of space and time.

Now that we have hopefully impressed each other with our photographic memories, may I please NOW ask for at least one solitary piece of valid evidence to prove that humans can turn into critters, and vice versa, or that bullets can be magically made to bounce off un-protected human torsos, using magic Jujuological MODALITIES . 

Copiously quoting 300 level physics formulae does NOT, in my humble layman's opinion, prove anything other than your number-crunching prowess, which certainly may surpass my puny math skills by a good margin.   Luckily my plam-wine tapping career does not require me to solve triple integrals and differential equations, and the only vector dynamics I will ever experience would be if I were to fall down some day while drinking on duty in the treetop.

Proof will make me a Juju follower in a New York minute, buddy.  PROOF.

I don't care if you want to become a bleeping juju follower. I have told you that I am not religious.

Thank you for your memories of the Heisenberg  uncertainty principle. But sadly, that doesn't impress me for the simple reason that, you have simply name dropped and attempted to side step providing proof for your position. Instead, you want to continue filling the air with vacuose big words that only reveal your inner hollowness.

If by your admission, you do not have the skills to prosecute the argument, why label others? Doesn't that say a lot about you?
Listen, you don't even have to go into any advanced math or physics, there's a website, http://www.howstuffworks.com/ that explains all sorts of science and technology in very simple laymans terms. You can martial your arguments from there, they will still have a credible scientific basis. These are places for you to start; (a) provide a definition for matter, (b) provide a definition for life (so we can have a reference point for what you term, "critters".

I will say again, only a fool is too quick to speak. Maybe you really need to resist "drinking on duty" while hanging out in the treetops, perhaps, by some stroke of fate (or self application) you might evolve.

Space is a priority.
It can be used for all sorts of invaluable stuff for development eg. weather forcasting, seasonal weather/vegetation tracking, mineral / water prospecting, population movements / census etc.

These are M16's. MEND doesn't carry them.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b8/M16a1m16a2m4m16a45wi.jpg

@nex

Afam mentioned something about bullets. That was what brought up that example. I watched it in the early 90's, ask at kirikiri.

As for ultimate proof, there is nothing better than cold science.

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Materials do not need to be radioactive to follow the laws of physics, in the links I posted; neither electrons nor positrons are radioctive. Add an electron to a positron and instead of a chemical, you get a flash of light; in laymans terms, they both disappear.

Heavy words have been employed. So, the challenge is still wide open for you guy's to prove scientifically, with figures etc that you are right. If you cannot do that, then admit it and tell us why.

@nex

There is no video evidence? I'll give you a hint, ask people who have worked for a long time at kirikiri about a man that kept saying "Ade, see your boys" and laughing.
I won't tell you the circumstances, but there is video evidence from NTA.

Jakumo: Prince, please take your head out of the sand, and engage what is left of  your faculties for a change.  You know as well as I do that you CANNOT separate the AFRICAN belief in magic and hocus pocus from the assault, battery and murder that is very frequently committed by deranged mobs acting under the influence of those entirely irrational and patently preposterous beliefs.

Sure, there are HARMLESS superstitious beliefs in the West, with the Tooth Fairy and Santa Klaus serving as good examples of fables told to children to make the loss of their childhood milk teeth less worrisome, in the case of the Tooth Fairy, and to lend a sense of wonder to Xmas time by invoking the story of Santa Klaus flying through the sky aboard his magic sleigh that is towed by flying reindeer, BUT there has NEVER been, and will NEVER be a mob murder on the streets of New York or London, triggered because some poor fella was found guilty of impersonating Father Christmas or the Tooth Fairy.   In much of Africa, by contrast, such street lynchings of TOTALLY INNOCENT people, and for ridiculous reasons plucked out of deluded, truly sick minds, are so common as to constitute a rampaging epidemic of mass insanity.

I therefore reiterate that there is a DIRECT causative link between the willingness of people like you, Mr. Beaf, and to my sad astonishment, Mr. Afam, to BLINDLY accept the veracity of fantasy tales passed through a bloodthirsty crowd, and then to ACT on the immediate acceptance of those utterly absurd lies by committing murder of the most horrendous variety, frequently in broad daylight and under the gaze of children who then grow up inured to human suffering and ready to kill for no reason, just like the homicidal monkeys who proudly showed them how to commit murder spontaneously and without reason, reservations or remorse.

Sir, in the very unlikely event that you ever regain the capacity to think and reason RATIONALLY, allow this one simple truth to penetrate your bony, ossified cranium :   A RUMOUR remains just that, no matter how many "high-witnesses" claim it to be true, or how often the story is passed on and embroidered with each rehash.

No one asked you about "superstitious beliefs in the West".

People who arrogate themselves total knowledge tend to be fools, so is anyone that is too quick to speak. Anyone who does it serially is a fool.

Now I will challenge you, just so that you can prove your lack of knowledge and your inferiority complex to anything Western. Let us move 100% into the realms of advanced physics (I am well versed in that).
You know what? Physics says it is possible for one form of matter to transmute into another. It is a phenomenon that has been observed and caused in the lab. You might want to read about the quantum field theoretic process of particle–antiparticle annihilation, you might also take a closer look at nuclear fussion and nuclear fission. I am willing to delve 100% into the math with you, should you have points to put across. In lay mans terms, some modes of disapearance and reappearance can be demonsrtrated in the lab and are governed by known laws of physics.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matter_creation
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annihilation

There are powerful reasons why someone like me who is not in the list bit religious will give a word of caution to folk like you who revell in screaming big words but are otherwise empty. I would like you to prove your point, using both math and science; I can do that for mine. People like you manned the Spannish inquisition and saw to the burning at stake of "heretics".

It should be nobodys business if Iran wants nuclear weapons, except if Iran is threatening them. Some might mention Israel, but Isreal has 80 nuclear bombs at least. Therefore Iran and all neighbouring countries must feel threatened; there is a need to balance that threat.

Iran has every right to nuclear weapons.

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No details will be provided o! If I was out with friends having a drink and dis kain tory come enter; then maybe, just maybe I could introduce it with a very long sideways story. . .

Princek12:
While I do not condone stealing and looting of the national treasury, as in this case where Obasanjo has clearly funneled into his personal account the supposed $16b dollars that was earmarked for developing the power sector, with respect to his predecessors, I have to give Obasanjo some credit for at least investing the stolen funds into the local economy as opposed to stashing the funds in a foreign account. Although stealing is still wrong and should not be condoned, and I would rather have that our leaders not loot the treasury, reinvesting stolen funds in the local economy, on any given day, is still better than exporting those funds to Swiss accounts, at least in my own judgment.

Has Obj told anybody that the $16 billion is in a hole he dug at his Ota farm? Everybody is going "o he did well to steal and keep the money here". Who told you?

Anyways, a thief is a thief is thief.

All these thieves have "invested" in Nigeria.

IBB
Atiku Abubakar
Bola Tinubu
Umaru Dikko
Olusola Saraki
Ayo Fayose
Bode George
James Ibori
Saminu Turaki
Orji Uzor Kalu
Lucky Igbinedion
Gabriel Aduku
Nicholas Ugbane
Ndudi Elumelu
Mohammed Jibo
Paulinus Igwe
Samuel Ibi
Aliyu Abdulahi
Simon Nanle
Kayode Oyedeji
Lawrence Orekoya
Garki Jahun
Molkat Mufwang
Micheal Aule
Andrew Epkanobi
Alexander Cozman
Tom Iseogohi
Mohammed Buba
Mike Okoli
Albert Ikomi
Yuguda Manu Kaigama
etc etc etc

They are too many to list, but you get the gist sha. So since commending "good" thieves is the in thing; let us build shrines to these people and hope that they steal more so they can employ us o jare! Everybody sing and dance cos "good" thieves are around, praise Jesus, God and Allah!

What if a whole hostel of burden house students witnesses that sort of metamorphosis. Not just once, but several times in a single night? Would you say they were all crazy?

I have found it difficult to comment, because I do not know the true events at the accident in question.
But I and a whole hostel of other students witnessed something similar. I am a rational person who does not want to believe it. Also. I have played back the events of that night over and over in my mind, looking for an explanation, trying to deny it; but I fucking saw it happen over and over. I saw many things in that school.

There are things we cannot explain; indeed, anyone thinking otherwise is a fool.

Aren't those Federal roads? They are not Fashola's reponsibility.

mikeansy:
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Nigeria needs intelligence experts and spin doctors of the 21st century.
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Finally I think Nigeria and its Government needs spin doctors and politicians of the digital age. SPIN has evolved from bare faced lies to half truths.
The Kind of lies our Government tells in this day and age just shows they are not in tune with the times we live it.
It is just plain childish.

No way o! It is better that a govt as wicked and corrupt as the present one should only emply PR buffoons. It saves lives.

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Whats all the running around in verbal circles like a headless chicken?

SapeleGuy: As for Nigerians not being happy, FG has always gambled that they will manage (if there is no petrol they will use kerosene or fire wood) but the Niger Delta temperament has always been different.

SapeleGuy captured a lot there in his characteristic diplomatic style. I think you missed it.

Waka!

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I thought you wanted to "vituperate". Evil thing.

bricks:
@beaf-u have not said anything stimulating or insightful on this but call out names and insults;, it makes me wonder the level of your IQ,that is why i am not going to justify your comments with verbal vituperation,even though i can wit little effort.

I don't care what "vituperation" your genius level IQ can muster.

You talk like Lucipher and think it is stimulating or insightful? God forgive you, maybe it was chickens massacred in Odi; not women, children and other defenceless souls. Even the houses that survived the bombardment were deliberately burnt down by "fellow Nigerians" like you.

FOOL.

gowaga68:
U make me Laugh Do u think Crude Oil just dey come out without working for it, befor the Buildin the Refinary u mean say na dat same crude oil govrnment be relay on?
And dont forget in those Areas you called they dont produce Agricultural products and i dont think those places are Igbo land or State.
n dont still forget Agriculture is the back bone and support the North is helpin d economy.
prove me wroung my friend.

Those places ain't Igbo land, but you mentioned them? It was you who foolishly said that Bayelsa produces nothing, but a "lil quantity" of Palm Oil. . . Joke of the year, Barkin Zuwo (RIP) never topped that.

What was the govt relying on, funny guy?

My friend, you better go check govt figures before you talk about subsistence farmers propping up the economy. Why didn't you choose hunters as people "helping the economy"?

One more thing, Sokoto is the richest Northern state (by a long shot), but get it; they only produce 30 odd percent of their annual budget. The rest comes from the FG. Yes, the FG is a conduit pipe for the movement of money generated in the South to the North.

bricks:
i just wanted all of us to write with a little bit of maturity and not childish outburst of insults like its cool or smething.

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ODI(sorry i did not get the spelling right) is not UK,, what makes it ok for similar occurence to happen in one country but a taboo in another?

You think it was goats slaughtered in Odi? You talk like a killer or a heartless FOOL. All to defend a thief.

@bricks

Are you a murderer or something? How can you sit down to justify the Odi massacre like a Nazi? All to defend a thief? Man, you are a lost FOOL.
I pray that your people don't get wiped out, bastard.

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Join JTF, if you feel so strongly. I bet your state only produces sand.

Mune:
I don't know when the people in this country will stop thinking with a malevolent mind,and face the realities. What is good about war? What is good about keeping weapons. We have seen Somalia,Liberia,Sudan,and many black African countries in war for decades. War will never ever be a solution to anything.
The World is now a rapidly changing place,it's better to involve yourself in intellectual warfare,than a physical one.

I really think some people don't understand that the ND is now tired and done with slaving for the rest of the country and treated like scum. . . Yes maybe at some point there will be WAR.

How many of you preached peace when, one after the other 20 of our communities were wiped out? How many preached peace recently when JTF bombed defenceless villagers in Warri South while they were enjoying themselves at a festival? How many preached peace when in the same Warri South JTF straffed defenceless villagers with helicopter gunships? How many raised their voices when Bala N'Allah (Kebbi) suggested that ALL 20 million ND people be wiped out?

We might not yet be ready, but we have the mindset for war.

A country that is at peace, but relies on the enslavement of it's minorities for its upkeep is no better than Somalia, Liberia or Sudan.

^Argue with yourself and Robin Hood.

Some of the reasons are here https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-281409.0.html e.g.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/153355_NDA_5_jpgaab89951bd3c9b48f1285dc7362dcb37

This stupid training method is unfortunate and abusive, it can't produce leaders worth a pinch of salt. Leaders are needed to develop a country.

Something needs to be done to stop this sort of abuse of future officers. These are peoples kids, lovers and fathers being programmed into souless killing machines.