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In the wake of the Boko Haram crisis, the SSS Director General has warned about the impending implosion of Nigeria come 2011. These intelligence reports are normally reserved for presidential ears only; it gives serious food for thought when this warning is made public.
The country is rapidly sliding down to path of a failed state; needless to say, a catastophic breakup of Nigeria will destroy West Africa; therefore, foreign countries are certain to begin sticking their fingers in our affairs for the sake of their sole interest - oil.
What is happening in Nigeria especially up North?

Thank God there are some responsible Nigerians left. Two Northern ex-police police and SSS chiefs have come out with severe warnings on the unfolding picture in todays Nigeria. All we are seeing, is the preparation for 2011. God knows if the country will not splinter very violently in that year.

IjawMan: How come only Yoruba ''generals'' (note generals in quote) wept and genuflected for a junior officer. Does it have to do with the famed cowardice, the desire to live for another Owambe day, or a reflection of their culture of kneeling down for both junior and senior?

Was Adisa an Ilorin Fulani or a Yoruba man? I'm not sure which.

whiteroses:
na my house mistress goat alaanuku we found him one morining very exhausted and wounded so our house mistress adopted him but we dint know he was evil     that goat will open our food and eat straight from the hot pot, stare from the window when changing, open tight locked cooler and eat our food and one time we gisted the boys hostel about alaanuku they all came to look at him, with all honesty alaanuku had a fight with senior okpara an igbo guy they literarilly exchanged blow that goat faced him and was jumping and kicking him with horn lol one woman told us the goat is demonic, we had a night vigil and it got lost about four days later, true story though i'm serious

Kai! What a wonderful goat! Alaanuku!
Naughty goat, staring at babes changing! God, this Michellin matter has many dimensions!
Anyways, I think one of the people at the prayer was responsible for roasting that goat!maybe wit tyre sef!  De goat no lost!

Same article;
Spokesman of MEND, Jomo Gbomo, in an exclusive e-mail response to an inquiry by Vanguard, however, said “We (MEND) are still consulting and hope that before the expiration of the 60-day ceasefire, the team can discuss with the President’s envoy.”

His words, “We are not interested in any direct talks with the President. There are some of us that crave such meetings and those are in the minority and they are doing so for selfish monetary gains. As long as the President gets our message from Timi Alaibe or from the pages of newspapers, meeting him is not as important as the actions he takes to bring about the change every Nigerian now craves for, such as fiscal federalism”.

He nevertheless said, “The Aaron team has not been put in place, but we are already making progress in taking a common position on the demands to be made”.

Quite clearly Vanguard has rushed out an article that rubbishes itself. If MEND is yet to finish choosing their spokesmen, what can we make of the whole story? How can anybody be speaking for them?

soloqy:
@RichyBlack

Ok , now the Boko Haram monsters will never see your family abi?

But its ok for them to see other peoples families and maim and kill them while you are hear salivating and talking your crap.

Why not be as non-charlant and unsympathetic about your family members as you have expressed by refusing to look at the other people's angle.

LILY LIVERED SWINE.

If you get an encounter soon enough, will you be able to handle it?

You remember that.

If this battle is brought to your doorstep, will you be able to stand?

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Like i said earlier, we know where your concern lies. Those people that you are supporting from[b] other parts of the country[/b] that are also causing mayhem in the country will receive the same soon enough(together with their sponsors and supporters).

Its not about running your mouth on a forum on the internet.

Do you have enough in you to stand?

Thieves. You guys will soon finish execute yourselves up North to the last man. Cattle rearers that have been civilised by oil in other peoples backyards.

"I" de crase o! Very funny!

whiteroses:
eww i hate goat in my old school our house mistress had a goat named alaanuku and later found out it was a witch-craft goat since then i dont trust goat lol

Which one be witch-craft goat again!

I was really let down the way he wept and begged on his knees. . . On TV! I knew Diya (through his kids peers) and visited a few times.
He was the defacto number 2 man under Abacha.

The man was a Lt. General and was implicated in a coup in December 1997. Before the incident, the man had told lots of stories and was breathing fire in public, there was general sympathy and outrage on his behalf (especially in Lagos and the West).
He submitted a pettition to Nigeria's Human Rights Violations Investigation Commission but ended up looking an idiot, because witness after witness potrayed him as a coward, liar and backbiter. It was shameful and all culminated in him on all fours, begging Abacha.

Diya was only outperformed by Major-General Abdulkarim Adisa who actually knelt down, wept and begged a lower ranking officer!

@Ehoi. You forgot one other point; MEND phone up the thug armies politicians have aquired, "re-kit" them and use them right back against the system that created them. It is a lose-lose situation for the system.

It even looks like there's no proper training in shooting. No wonder the massacres at Odi and Gbaramatu.

Its getting clear that the sh*t will soon hit the fan in 9ja. Impunity and barbaric behaviour won't get us anywhere.

They're talking about this on cnn right now (literarily as I'm typing) and saying the authorities are in a hurry to bury the bodies possibly to cover up civilian casualties amongst other things. What a shame.

Crude Oil:
The supreme court is still available. Any aggrieved human rights advocate should sue the Nigerian Police or The government to the supreme court. We mustn't go to an imperialist ICJ as puppets to lay our grievances.

These people clearly don't fear the supreme court. It is best for this thing to be dealt with at international level. The lawlessness and foolishnes that keep holding us back need to be tackled by competent bodies that have nothing to do with any Nigerian bias.

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[quote author=Tudór link=topic=304256.msg4291125#msg4291125 date=1249306212]Are you five years old?
Go play here
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/board-33.0.html[/quote]Even my 5 year old knows that you don't use acid to roast meat.

These Boko Harams go kill person o!

Damn! Damn! Damn!

This one was roasted with acid (see the nose).

Tudor: It figures!
During ramadan celebrations these muslims roast goat meat with both tyres, fire wood and acid. . . .no wonder they start demonstrating craze forming Boko haram and co.

silenttalk=tudor now want to form brand new stories about vinegar sha.

Does vinegar roast? Damn!

Its quite clear he meant something combustible, not vinegar

Tudor: I'm sure you're not blind.
I stated maggi is a form of salt. Shine your eyes.

Damn! Damn! Damn!

[quote author=Tudór link=topic=304256.msg4290874#msg4290874 date=1249303626]Sometimes you make the most stupid of analogies and i can't help but feel sorry for you.

What percentage component of maggi is salt and what percentage of a car is tyre?

A sensible analogy would be your car is a metal object coz it contains predominatly metal as well as other smaller non-metallic components. Damn![/quote]Ok. So is maggi still a form of salt cos foolishness like this caused Boko Haram?

See goat wen dem cook wit maggi salt!

silenttalk:
And yes, Maggi is a form of salt.

Maggi, Knorr, Royco, A-one, all have the same ingredient in common. MONOSODIUM GLUTAMATE. It is a salt created by Sodium and the Glutamic acid (An amino acid).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monosodium_glutamate

Once again the issue is about explanation.

SALT = ACID + BASE

Common salt is what we use for cooking (Sodium chloride)

Maggi has at least 8 ingredents.  Monosodiunglutamate is just one.
Coming back to tyres. . . So now I can say my car is a form of tyre, beause it has tyres? Damn!

This is how Boko Haram started o! Tudor said maggi is a form of salt!

tensor777:
what has using vinegar to flavour meat got to do with the topic of using burning tyres as a source of fuel to roast goats?

. . . Because, maggi is a form of salt.

[quote author=Tudór link=topic=304256.msg4290422#msg4290422 date=1249297809]Err mr genius pls show me where yours truly implied HCL is an organic acid. . . . Surely that shouldn't be too hard for you,or is it? [/quote]Little liar boy. Editing past posts so you can deny what you said is very dishonest, don't you know?

Look through several quotes by different people (you can't edit those).

How could you sink so far? Is it from eating dunlop goat or acid flavour?

See horse sef de laugh!

[quote author=Tudór link=topic=304256.msg4290291#msg4290291 date=1249296175]Good. I admit my mistake it was a typo.
Tetraoxosulphate (VI) thats the correct spelling. Now be a good sport and look it up

Are you just discovering this basic science fact?
What exactly is your problem with this?Are you an slowpoke? [/quote]There are many more things to admit, like you're talking bullshit. But, maybe madness experts need to look into your case sha.

These are organic acids http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Organic_acid

These ones are inorganic http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inorganic_Acids

[quote author=Tudór link=topic=304256.msg4289308#msg4289308 date=1249281582]When you see illiterate fools they're bound to stand out. . .
These uneducated and lazy morons think acids automatically mean conc. Tetratoxosulphte (VI), HCL and other inorganic acids. . . . .  The imbeciles were probably dozing in class when organic acids like amino acids, lactic acids, acetic acid and co. were taught.

For the morons with two brain cells amongst you tired of living in mediocrity research the application of acids like sorbic acid and amino acid in cooking and flavouring meat. . .the hoplessly lazy ones with one brain cell should go to the library and investigate the "maillard reaction".[/quote]Can any junior secondary school student mark the number of lies in the above?
WTF is Tetratoxosulphte (VI). Answer. . . Google is your friend. "Tetratoxosulphte" doesn't exist or was invented by Tudor. stands up clapping What a guy!

HCL is not an organic acid. DAMN that goat meat!

"Organic acids like amino acids, lactic acids, acetic acid". . . Eh?! Avoid any f[b]orm of salt[/b] like maggi!

See dog sef de laugh!

Thor:
Not only is the cooked meat you buy in the market poison, you are also eating the shit from the hands of the seller

No wonder!!!!

Tudors brain has been decimated by acid flavour, because maggi is a form of salt and HCL is an inorganic acid and lactic acid is an organic and. . . and. . .

DAMN! crase guys full ground for NL!

These ones too have organic acid flavour.

[quote author=Tudór link=topic=304256.msg4289308#msg4289308 date=1249281582]When you see illiterate fools they're bound to stand out. . .
These uneducated and lazy morons think acids automatically mean conc. Tetratoxosulphte (VI), HCL and other inorganic acids. . . . .  The imbeciles were probably dozing in class when organic acids like amino acids, lactic acids, acetic acid and co. were taught.

For the morons with two brain cells amongst you tired of living in mediocrity research the application of acids like sorbic acid and amino acid in cooking and flavouring meat. . .the hoplessly lazy ones with one brain cell should go to the library and investigate the "maillard reaction".[/quote]DAMN! Kai!. Will dis neva end. Dis Michellin goat get divine power sha! See grown up man talking bullshit with confidence!

dantanoma:
Yes you are right. But always remember before the british came and educated the south the north had their own education system. Before the british came the majority of south people were dressing using leafs. We northen peeps on the other hand knew how to make clothes! Truth hurts, but the truth is truth. I assure you there will not be a leader from the south of nigeria for a long long time. What you have to understand is that the north is very diverse in terms of clans and tribes. Some clans are not very intellectually endowed whilst others such as toronkawa have super intelligence that allows them to easily manouvere politically.

Perhaps, your increasingly unavoidable Arewa republic will be called "Nigeria", then Toronkawa can rule forever?

What has happened to the educated oligarchs who knew how to make clothes? Have they started executing each other?

MEND will win.
These will help.

The real reason they executed Yusuf will come out one day.

A new picture has surfaced on BBC showing Yusuf hail and hearty after capture by the army; http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/8180475.stm

One question I have is; the govt told us Yusuf was the leader of this group, but how can they prove it now that they have executed him extra-judicially?

Charles Taylor is before the ICJ. Why not our very own extra-judicial muderers?

[quote author=must_a_far link=topic=304256.msg4288572#msg4288572 date=1249253432]Beaf are you alright? i hope didnt eat some acid flavor meat?[/quote]I really don't know! Everything has gone crazy since I asked my wife to flavour the meat with acid (it is a form of salt).

I have been seeing  ~~~@@##$£&^%**"! and ~%@##$~~@£&^**"! la la la Hozannah!