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TravelRe: Challenges Nigerians Face When Getting Official Documents While Living Abroad by beamed: 11:27am On Jan 11
obataokenwa:
Good for you. Not renewal anyway. My one year old couldn't get NIN and cos of that the passport cant be done
If getting him NIN is proving difficult and you really have to travel with him to Nigeria, then apply for Emergency Travel Certificate from the Nigerian High Commission - it's available online too. You can then proceed with his NIN enrollment once you're in Nigeria.
TravelRe: Challenges Nigerians Face When Getting Official Documents While Living Abroad by beamed: 11:11pm On Jan 10
I live in the UK with my two children. One is under 16 and the other is above. I applied for thier passport renewals online and within a month I got a response - Both now have thier respective passports(5 and 10 years).

The older one was enrolled without a visit to the Nigeria House via the NIS contactless app. My younger child had to visit the Nigeria House for biometric capturing because he's yet to be 16.That's my personal experience. I didn't go through anyone. I just trusted the process and it worked for me.

obataokenwa:
My baby cant have passport and thats why we couldn't travel back home. Everything about Nigeria just hard. Getting passport while abroad is the most difficult thing right now. The minister of interior shouod resign for incompetence
PoliticsRe: Family Of Man Murdered By Maryam Sanda Condemns Presidential Pardon by beamed: 11:45am On Oct 14, 2025
politicoNG:
https://prnigeria.com/2025/10/13/bilyaminu-bello-family/
Well, I guess Peter Nwachukwu should also get a pardon. Yes, Osinachi Nwachukwu’s husband.
TravelRe: Nigerian Girl Breaks Down In Tears After Her UK Student Visa Was Terminåted by beamed: 5:30pm On Sep 20, 2025
borie4u:
My guy calm down with the lies. People drink beer on the street and even in the bus. Maybe u throw can on the floor but no police will fine u for holding can of beer in ur hand. Haba take am easy. Even for city centre people dey drink dey go.
You can only be fined if you dropped or littered the ground with any can of drinks, dropped a piece of paper and even spitting on the ground. It is called ANTI-SOCIAL BEHAVIOUR.
SportsRe: South Africa Vs Nigeria: 2026 FIFA World Cup Qualifiers (1 - 1) On 9th Sept 2025 by beamed: 9:18pm On Sep 09, 2025
Back in time when Surulere hosted most of super eagles matches, these players would have been stoned long time ago. Yes, I have witnessed fans pee in bottles and pelt the players from the stands.

Shit FA.

Shit team.

All shitty.
PropertiesWho Takes What With Respect To Property After Divorce ? by beamed(op): 12:37am On Apr 01, 2025
I have a situation where a property that was jointky developed by a couple is a subject of controversy. The wife's name was used in all the documentation and yes, her contribution is immense.

Anyone with information on what the law says after a divorce. Can the man make a claim to a part of the property ?

Please note that the property was developed and completed during the marriage.
TravelRe: My observations about some of our japa brethren in North America by beamed: 12:38pm On Aug 11, 2024
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Sapasenator:
It gets to -40C here sometimes and you have to plug in your car overnight before it could start.
Perhaps, you meant Fahrenheit and not Celsius/Centigrade. I may be wrong though, but check it out.
FamilyRe: 'I Regret Pushing My Husband To Move Us From Okota To Lekki Phase 1' - Woman by beamed: 5:12pm On Feb 02, 2024
There's a way poverty conceal your true identity. His true nature is just being revealed. With time, he will eventually live the same lifestyle on the mainland as he is at Lekki.

Bankruptcy and other vicissitudes of life has a way of restoring an individual to the default settings in many instances. I hope it doesn't get to that in your case. Weird things happens though as he might be lucky with more good connections but the odds are narrow.


nlfpmod:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3ylXcwQrWY?si=U7hFeVQKYewarE1J

My Biggest Regret Is Pushing My Husband To Move Us From Mainland To Lagos Island After Change In Financial Status - Woman

She claims her husband changed his lifestyle after they changed location and he met new friends, started clubbing, always eating out, raising his voice at her now, takes drugs, sleeping in hotels for days, etc.

What advice do you have for her?
HealthRe: What Are The Benefits Of Drinking Alcohol? by beamed: 9:46am On Jan 23, 2024
Chai . . . Nonsense question but answered nonsensically by a no-sense unnatural naturalman providing warped answers.

All your reasons are trademarks of drunks.



naturalman:
Nonsense question.

People who doesn't drink are mostly prone to depression and anxiety....
The truth is that people who does not drink are very rude, wicked and brutal, they always harbour anger, they are so sensitive to everything and most women don't like them because they are too serious and funless.

Another thing about people who doesn't drink is that they womanize a lot, they are womanizers and gossip alot. They can dash women all their money...

You now ask the question, what makes this people happy?.... nothing....they are into pure gambling or womanizers..

Pure truth
Christianity EtcRe: God Does Not Live In Heaven - Pastor Abel Damina (Video) by beamed: 5:35pm On Sep 17, 2023
jesusjnr2020:
This is clearly false.

God Himself said, "heaven is My throne", so what does that mean?

Jesus also said, "Our Father who art in heaven" so what does that also mean if God doesn't live in heaven?

This is supposed to be easy but for those trying to complicate things that God already made very simple.
The real question is, where is heaven ?
PropertiesRe: Whose Duty Is It? The Landlord Or The Tenants? by beamed: 8:04pm On Jan 20, 2023
Nobodysboo:
It's the landlord's duty: the tenants will eventually leave the house for him if they find it diffecult to get water from other houses
Is it also the landlord responsibility to replace blown bulbs, faulty taps, malfunctioning closet et cetera? Perhaps you will affirm the scenario is not the same ?
PropertiesRe: Whose Duty Is It? The Landlord Or The Tenants? by beamed: 7:59pm On Jan 20, 2023
Jones4190:
the process where you fix that message yourself, you reseave the right to remove it when you are going
When you fix, you're probably at liberty to remove the spare part used in fixing it while you re-install the faulty part. You can't take the pumping machine away because the tenants didn't buy it. You can only take what you bought away but you must drop the faulty one back.
EducationRe: Man Renounces Studentship Of ABU Over Murder Of Deborah by beamed: 11:42am On May 18, 2022
dsocioemmy:
Well, this is a nice contribution.

But this is Nigeria where an act like equals to wasting your time
Time is recoverable with effort, lives, when lost isn't recoverable. So waste of time in this scenario doesn't count.
FashionRe: Eyelashes: Why Do Nigerian Men Pretend They Are Not Attracted To This On A Lady? by beamed: 8:29pm On May 11, 2022
They know what you ladies want to hear. You liked to be lied to and the smart guys will make you believe what you want to believe to have their way. Unfortunately, you always fall for this and fail to decode again and again.
FamilyRe: How Can I Set A Boundary Between Me And My Neighbor? by beamed: 11:17am On Mar 23, 2022
Just tell him it's a form of exercise for you. Reduce your engagement with him by giving him monosylabic answers.
PoliticsRe: New Year Celebration By Nigerian Christians Unjust To Muslims --MURIC by beamed: 7:32pm On Jan 08, 2022
FYI, January 1st new year day us based on the secular calendar and has nothing to do with Christianity. Christians also have their own new year day and it varies according to the Christian's sects.

PUSSYBBQGRILLS:
I AGREE WITH MURIC ON THIS ONE. THE 1ST DAY OF THE ISLAMIC CALENDAR SHOULD ALSO BE A PUBLIC HOLIDAY IN ALL FAIRNESS.
lipsrsealed
FamilyRe: I Married Her A Virgin But Now This Is Happening by beamed: 1:49pm On Oct 06, 2021
I had a similar experience and had to confide in a female medical personnel who schooled me on female reproductive anatomy. The thing is women are prone to infection especially from the toilet. In some women, infections are able to hide and will only manifest in the manner you're seeing it now.

Men reacts quickly to such infections and are able to treat it earlier. Women, I was told tend not to notice early because the usual monthly flow assists in a way to hide the infection which are mostly coped from toilets.

Just go and have her treated and endeavour to treat yourself should you be infected too. Allow for time for her to attain hormonal balance and you will give thanks to God-She will conceive. Please maintain a good hygiene and tell her to be mindful of sanitary conditions of conveniences she uses. Don't stress over it. You'll win. I'm not a doctor but I have experienced it with my wife.


mbahdi:
Please doctors in the house what do we call this?

My friend couldn't contain his joy,I can remember the night he broke the news to me,he was so excited, he took me to a joint where we opened alot of bottles in celebration of him meeting his wife a virgin, despite he was a bad guy.

The problem now is that each time the wife is pregnant she will have miscarriage, this has happened about two times cant endure it anylonger he took the wife for a test,and it was discovered that the wife have an infection which has been in her body for a long time.

Please how possible can someone you meet a virgin have infection.although before the guy married her she lives in face me I slap you apartment with the parents, it was out of the joy the guy have marrying her a virgin that he rented a 3bed room apartment for the parents. Please what could be the cause of the infection?
RomanceRe: Love Is Ruining My Life Please I Need Advice by beamed: 6:19pm On Jul 05, 2021
One day, the scale will fall of your eyes and you will meet another girl who will make you wonder "why go crazy over an unwilling girl" all these years. I can tell, you listen to your heart more than your head. Pay more attention to your head sometimes. Good luck.


Igbojihadist:
Good day nairalanders there is this very girl I love so much. I have expressed my feeling to her but she keeps telling me she is not ready yet. It has been four years now and am finding it difficult to move on or love any other girl.

Its ruining me as all i do each day is to think of her, atimes I might decide not to call her again within three days or what she would call me telling me is this the type of love I have for her. I am overwhelmed but she doesn't understand how i feel (please i need advice) plz anyone who would remind me of the present economy should stay off as ur problem is not mine.
RomanceRe: Love Is Ruining My Life Please I Need Advice by beamed: 6:17pm On Jul 05, 2021
One day, the scale will fall of your eyes and you will meet another girl who will make you wonder "why you go crazy over an unwilling girl" all these years. I can tell, you listen to your heart more than your head. Pay more attention to your head sometimes. Good luck.


Igbojihadist:
Good day nairalanders there is this very girl I love so much. I have expressed my feeling to her but she keeps telling me she is not ready yet. It has been four years now and am finding it difficult to move on or love any other girl.

Its ruining me as all i do each day is to think of her, atimes I might decide not to call her again within three days or what she would call me telling me is this the type of love I have for her. I am overwhelmed but she doesn't understand how i feel (please i need advice) plz anyone who would remind me of the present economy should stay off as ur problem is not mine.
FamilyRe: Family Problems About Remarrying by beamed: 7:03pm On May 13, 2021
Similar scenario played out with me just that our meeting was quite different from yours. Mention of my late wife unsettles her and I have come to learn how to maintain some sanity by making her know my stand. I'm careful when topics are brought up for discussions and I choose who to discuss anything about my late wife with which has helped me a lot. It's not easy to deal with women especially people passing through something similar to this. My late wife is an exact opposite to my current wife but I have gained control over the situation - It's not easy my man. The Lord will help you. Please study her more before you commit. I didn't have that opportunity before plunging into it. While you have to make compromises, never be less a man.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City (1 - 2) On 10th September 2016 by beamed: 2:37pm On Sep 10, 2016
Great game and those who have never managed anything still profess hatred for this brilliant coach called Pep. Love Mou, but again and again, Pep has shown his class.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City (1 - 2) On 10th September 2016 by beamed: 1:13pm On Sep 10, 2016
Beautiful stuff from you bro. I would also love to see Mou, Wenger Sir Alex(sorry too late now cos he's retired), Ancelloti and the likes coach lower teams too.


KillerFrost:
Oga.. ...stop saying RIP to EPL as though Guardiola is the one on the pitch.. ...Yes, he's one of the greatest coach. I'm a die hard fan of him . .but give credit to the players.. ...let him go and manage stoke city or Southampton and let me see how he'll rape EPL.. ... ...

To the match,:.....mehn see Guardiolas charisma all over the place!. ...




Modified! . . .GOALLLLLLLLLLL.. ...iheanacho!. ....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City (1 - 2) On 10th September 2016 by beamed: 1:02pm On Sep 10, 2016
So height doesn't really win area balls most times. Brain better than brawn guys.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City (1 - 2) On 10th September 2016 by beamed: 12:48pm On Sep 10, 2016
5 of Man U players are taller and yet iheanacho stole that with his head and a flick to Kevin. What a finish. Man U 0 - 1 Man City
EducationRe: Exam Question For 500Level Lautech Students by beamed: 11:45am On May 14, 2016
In my opinion, the lecturer actually got it wrong. It was going to be a smart way of saying answer question 1 & 2 only but it's not proper to include the instruction as part of the question. Would have made sense to me if question 1 is clearly typed out above before numbering the other questions. Just thinking . . .
PoliticsRe: Fulani Herdsmen Cause Accident On Lagos-Ibadan Expressway by beamed: 8:59pm On May 04, 2016
Our carelessness in this part of the world is nothing but legendary. I drove on this axis on Monday night and saw the fallen tanker. It happened around lotto as reported just after NNPC filling station. Usually, the spot is always unlit and driving from Lagos approaching lotto demands patience which only a sane driver can have.

I saw the imminent danger as I approached lotto on Monday night as I could perceive from a distance an unsual object by the road. This happens to be the fallen tanker. Besides, the odour of the spilled product was there for anyone who cares to perceive.

Got my speed under control and reason within, this place will go up in flames soon because most motorist never slowed down approaching lotto albeit it's peculiar nature - it's a bit steep as you approach from Lagos and narrows into almost one lane. It's also a bit curvy.

Now the report says, an SUV drove past with a rim and no tire, ignited the spilled product. It's sad how we allow things get bad before adopting common sense.

Let's be careful folks. Let's be sensitive too.
EducationRe: Student In Oversized Suit For Project Defense Today (hilarious) by beamed: 9:06pm On Apr 27, 2016
A big story of success starts like this. Won't be surprised this boy becomes bigger than what people might imagine.

One day, he will dictate fashion. I wish him luck.
RomanceRe: He Had The Guts To Take Me To A Strip Club! Arrant Nonsense by beamed: 8:51pm On Feb 27, 2016
Jadekitana:
You can imagine the rate at with conji be killing some guys! to say i'm disappointed is an understatement. I'v been friends with this guy for some months,he's been on my case and has agreed to give me all the time I need before we start dating.

I was on my own last night when he invited me to go take sharwarma somewhere around.
We were just gisting normally about life and next thing he said was he's getting really bored and there's a new place on the island he would like to take me to.

We got there, I noticed the bouncers were really fierce looking! I got scared and asked him why they had 6 hefty bouncers,he just laughed and said it's cos the place is new. He quickly paid for VIP and when they opened the door first thing I saw was a fair beautiful girl stark naked dancing holding a pole. There were about 10ladies or more completely naked, with guys having fun with them!

I didn't bother to proceed to the VIP, I left in annoyance, boarded a cab and deleted his number sharply.

A guy who takes a lady to a strip club to watch other naked ladies and probably partake in frolicking with them can never be serious in a relationship! Quote me anywhere.
Wonder why many are asking, "your point"

I'm impressed girlie
TV/MoviesRe: Breaking News: DSTV Subscriptions Slashed by beamed: 12:21pm On Feb 24, 2016
Spyker:
Until they start pay per view as it is in UK, all these measures are still on the high side.
If you are going to pay to watch just arsenal vs Barcelona last night you might as well pay a month subscription going by pay per view rate.

Do you know how much it cost in UK ?
TV/MoviesRe: Breaking News: DSTV Subscriptions Slashed by beamed: 12:17pm On Feb 24, 2016
UrbanMystique:
the problems you mentioned come with dstv.. The differences are, data is cheaper than dstv subscription.
Dstv is not always stable especially during bad weather. I
can move from TV to tablet and still enjoy my kodi, incase of power outage.
That's right, I'm smart that way.
And I have access to stations dstv would never dream of having on their crappy decoder.
Applause, applause. Got no issue with your smartness. Just trying to see it from another perspective. I also want to assume you don't put the rest of the family into consideration when you watch alone on your tab.

Summary is, it's a world of choices. Subscription is a bit on the high side I agree but I wonder why those who once had this right couldn't stand the test of time.

You go into business to make profit and better peoples life especially your employees.

To most people, it should be free. NTA, AIT and others are free but what are we fed with ? Just saying ...
TV/MoviesRe: Breaking News: DSTV Subscriptions Slashed by beamed: 9:12am On Feb 24, 2016
UrbanMystique:
God bless kodi and my android smart TV.. Who cares about dstv when I watch all best stations on earth for free grin
Really ? No data subscription on your phone ? And do you always have stable connectivity even when you have data ? Is your android smart TV battery powered ? No spending on fuel for gen ? I think you're very smart but sometimes we get too smart and do the very same thing we are trying to avoid.
TV/MoviesRe: Breaking News: DSTV Subscriptions Slashed by beamed: 8:13am On Feb 24, 2016
It's true guys. Just paid for two explorers. One for my friend and one for myself. Once I get out of their I'm upgrading to extra view. Price in my opinion is very good and affordable when you consider what explorer can do.

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