₦airaland Forum

SmellingAnus:
Lol, na d first time you dey see this username for nairaland?

connectpoint:
the worst on d forum... but he's super intelligent

SmellingAnus:
Heart break is a terrible experience, but op next time share yours first

agrovick:
Yayyyy! Foodie



I will beat you o

agrovick:
Yayyyy! Foodie Where there's food, Beey will also be there.



I will beat you o

PrettyCrystal:
A man killed a poisonous snake which attacked him at night with bare hand. According to him, he was about to sleep before encountering the reptile which he 'crushed and smashed' to death with the aid of some people. Read his words below;

Just 50 mins ago , as i was about to sleep on my bed , a poisonous snake run into my bed and bite me. But by His grace i was able to hold its neck smarch it on the floor & with the help of some of the guys around We are able to over power it , we killed it.

What my enemy fail to understand is that God will always be in me & i will always be in Him...enemies has failed again...

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/07/man-crushes-snake-attacked-bed-bare-hands-photos.html

agrovick:
Beey

mamagee3:
Hi all, another woman has bought my boyfriend off with money and gifts.

He hardly picks up my calls and has been acting strangely lately. He calls me with a blocked number and everytime I go to his house, he has new clothes and shoes he cannot afford.

What is really going on?

femo122:

Adelekeee:
....so in developed countries where people/students share apartment for whatsoever reason,,..is it proven nothing happen between them(??)...very funny....

kingjabz:
The White House posted this on Facebook
Photo of the Day: June 28, 2017

President Donald J. Trump, Ivanka Trump, and Chibok schoolgirls Joy Bishara and Lydia Pogu | June 27, 2017 (Official White House Photo by Shealah Craighead)
Correction,Ivanka is Trump's daughter not wife.Trump's wife is called Melania

NwaAmaikpe:


I doubt your chances at beating your brother's wife.

Your mom is a coward who could not defend herself from being beaten.
Your elder brother is a coward who can not even caution his own wife.

What makes you think you will be bolder than them...or were you adopted?

Don't come back here with swollen face and play victim ooo.

sunnysunny69:
She's hot but why the nose be like that ?

arnold123:
really beey?

PureMe01:
e reach like dat o

SingleDad:
She got married 2014 to her supposed beloved husband, but recently she has being all over my life.


She has always being my friend, and we once had friendly intimacy most times. But when she got married, I had to distance myself from her. Recently, she has being calling, and trying to fix a get together meeting between us.

The disturbance was so much, I had to create out sometime to see her. She told me that , her husband couldn't function properly and they have done various medical evaluations, and realized that she could not produce babies, because her husband had a medical problem.


I gave her my humble advice, and told her to hope on God for the right time.

Okay!. So she told me that, we should resume our friendly intimacy, just the way it use to be back in the days!. She said, deep inside her, she couldn't seek for a better person, if not me....


I rebuked the ideology instantly, but she kept on persisting that I should please consider her lonely request. She really needs to feel like a woman!


Good people, what should i do? . She is married, and i don't wish to have anything to do with her. But her constant plea is getting me provoked.


What are your suggestions?

Tecno66:
which sodom and Gomorah? The attrocities that take place in Nigeria in terms of rituals, sexual pervertion, kidnapping, killings, 419, sheding of innocent blood, suicide bombing, rapping of children, human sacrifice, etc is worst than Kenya and even Sodom and Gomorrah. There is wickednes in high places in this country. Government houses polluted by human sacrifices.

PureMe01:
nothing more than only 2.5% of the men of God that ever existed in our generation will make heaven!!!
its pathetic.there will great surprises on that day

CHOPUP411:
Kenya should be rename republic of sodom and gomorrah

arnold123:
lol, do u know me??

boiz2men:
more grease to your elbow my dear.. and yes, i am a licensed healthcare practitioner

ITbomb:
It is not a sin but it is unclean to spill the seed and move into the House of God.

Even for married couple, if you have sex, you must take your bath and stay till sundown before you enter into the House of God

arnold123:
lol, funny u

arnold123:
I nor be gentle man at all o, I be african man original (fela voice),lol

kindredspirit:
Stereotypical profiling and fallacious generalisation. You're going to get that a lot on Nairaland where people from different tribes fight e-battles, especially the three major tribes. In real life, everybody is good, the most part.

The guy's experiences have NOTHING to do with the ethnicities of those girls but with the girls themselves. He could have suffered same from any girl from any tribe. And we have more than a 100 tribes in Nigeria.

boiz2men:
You shouldn't have.. What did you later study?

arnold123:
I don't want to argue with a woman because their reasoning is different, so you win!

boiz2men:


sound informed.. u a nurse? or a doc?

boiz2men:
lol... and mouth to mouth can only be done by her and her only

westlius:
Anambra women are too influenced by her mother sometimes she leads dem to witchcraft. I was even warned not only by my mom both several women with personal experience. I also had an experience when I dated a anambra lady during service and it was d same thing. her mom tells her Wat to do she doesn't have a say on her own.
Who gals I fear dem Ooo. dey get mind d first edo gal I dated fuc* me and my brother even say she get belle for us. I was shocked say bcoz of my kind of job was always on site. I beta breakup with her assap